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crotcheecher
Agent 003-1/2
Joined: 26 Jul 2009
Posts: 421
Location: Skullcrusher Mountain
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Mon Feb 06, 2012 1:24 am |
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Inspired by an email I got recently, I decided to ask around to see what other stupid translator errors have slipped through the watchful, and never lazy, eye of the scammer.
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As long as you have any funding requirements, regardless of the conditions
Find us on the promised pieces, otherwise free
Free guarantor, no collateral, fast nuclear loan!
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Whoa there, Mr. Loan Officer! I'm not building a time machine! |
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deadk1ng
Underboss
Joined: 24 Oct 2011
Posts: 557
Location: Gulf Coast U.S.A
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Mon Feb 06, 2012 6:06 am |
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^^^^ 1.21 gigawatts!!! Great Scott |
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TheFae
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Jun 2009
Posts: 14295
Location: Playing Space in the Street - DECENT!
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Mon Feb 06, 2012 6:34 am |
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Yes. Yes, I'd like a nuclear loan to go. Does it come with napkins? |
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wowwow
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Apr 2009
Posts: 1795
Location: Here is the picture of the cash in the boxes before we send it down to the company to deposited it
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Mon Feb 06, 2012 10:17 am |
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I'm just wondering if his Thesaurus isn't up to much,
Nuclear meaning 'basic'?
axial, basic, cardinal, center, centric, centroidal, chief, dominant, equidistant, essential, focal, foremost, fundamental, important, inmost, inner, interior, intermediate, key, leading, master, mean, median, mid, middle, middlemost, midmost, midway, nuclear , omphalic, outstanding, overriding, paramount, pivotal, predominant, primary, prime, radical, ruling, salient, significant, umbilical |
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crotcheecher
Agent 003-1/2
Joined: 26 Jul 2009
Posts: 421
Location: Skullcrusher Mountain
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Mon Feb 06, 2012 6:35 pm |
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I'm thinking the lad just took another script and passed it through google translator. I ran some scams that were in Chinese or some kind of language like that, and came out with something very similar, "nuclear" included.
And no, it doesn't come with napkins! |
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georob
Master Baiter
Joined: 07 Aug 2010
Posts: 151
Location: Damned if I know.
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Wed Feb 08, 2012 12:32 pm |
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I like this idiot that sent me a dying widow format that started like this
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Hello Very Expensive (e)
I Mary Williams , a native of United Kingdom was born December 20, 1979 in
London residence in Accra, the economic capital of Ghana bordering the
Pacific Ocean.
My family and I had agreed by a lack of resources when I was a child. I
lost my parents at the age of 21. My husband died and I could not have
children with him. |
I've had a couple of them now and the translation gets worse as it goes on.
The sender is using Gmail so no track. |
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Sirocco
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 23 Mar 2010
Posts: 41
Location: Eurofag
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Mon Feb 13, 2012 12:35 pm |
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wowwow wrote: |
I'm just wondering if his Thesaurus isn't up to much,
Nuclear meaning 'basic'?
axial, basic, cardinal, center, centric, centroidal, chief, dominant, equidistant, essential, focal, foremost, fundamental, important, inmost, inner, interior, intermediate, key, leading, master, mean, median, mid, middle, middlemost, midmost, midway, nuclear , omphalic, outstanding, overriding, paramount, pivotal, predominant, primary, prime, radical, ruling, salient, significant, umbilical |
Nuclear meaning, probably, "personal" or "instant", depending on the language from which it was translated. |
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bearkat419
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jun 2007
Posts: 4445
Location: Houston, TX
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Mon Feb 13, 2012 4:03 pm |
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I love baiting lads through translators. Bonus points if I can arrange it so the lad is translating and so am I. Hilarity generally ensues. I've posted some of the better tidbits here before. |
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Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 6259
Location: Trumpton
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Mon Feb 13, 2012 4:35 pm |
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I write to you with trees and pains. |
Mostly, I just use a pen.... |
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Kariko
Master Baiter
Joined: 02 Dec 2011
Posts: 119
Location: It's very New and Mexico-like
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Mon Feb 13, 2012 6:11 pm |
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Heh, my lad asked for a registraction fee, which I presumed was a combined fee of registration and transaction. I'm not sure if it was a translation error, but funny, nonetheless. |
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vonpaso xlura
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2011
Posts: 13781
Location: Bertcad, Lojbanistan
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Mon Feb 13, 2012 9:29 pm |
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I once baited one in Spanish who told me to send money to Okor Trabajo Okereke. Before translating, the name was Okereke Job Okor. |
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you are big fool by send a fake payment information and never you contact me again asshole .
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