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irishemigrant
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Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Posts: 4933
Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E
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Wed Feb 01, 2012 4:06 am |
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No one says how I feel better than Leonard Cohen
If you want a lover
I'll do anything you ask me to
And if you want another kind of love
I'll wear a mask for you
If you want a partner
Take my hand
Or if you want to strike me down in anger
Here I stand
I'm your man
If you want a boxer
I will step into the ring for you
And if you want a doctor
I'll examine every inch of you
If you want a driver
Climb inside
Or if you want to take me for a ride
You know you can
I'm your man
Ah, the moon's too bright
The chain's too tight
The beast won't go to sleep
I've been runnin' through, these promises to you
That I made and I could not keep
Ah but a man never got a woman back
Not by beggin' on his knees
Or I'd crawl to you baby
And I'd fall at your feet
And I'd howl at your beauty
Like a dog in heat
And I'd claw at your heart
And I'd tear at your sheet
I'd say please
I'm your man
And if you've got to sleep
A moment on the road
I will steer for you
And if you want to work the street alone
I'll disappear for you
If you want a father for your child
Or only wanna walk with me a while
Across the sand
I'm your man
If you want a lover
I'll do anything you ask me to
And if you want another kind of love
I'll wear a mask for you
I'm your man |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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TheFae
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Jun 2009
Posts: 14295
Location: Playing Space in the Street - DECENT!
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Wed Feb 01, 2012 4:21 am |
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^^and who can resist a surfing cat? ♥
@BearSeason, Do you like Bear Pops?
@Irish, Leonard Cohen, well...just wow.
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irishemigrant
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Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Posts: 4933
Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E
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Wed Feb 01, 2012 4:49 am |
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@ The Fae
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdy4ell_dtM
Well I hope that I don't fall in love with you
'Cause falling in love just makes me blue,
Well the music plays and you display your heart for me to see,
I had a beer and now I hear you calling out for me
And I hope that I don't fall in love with you.
Well the room is crowded, people everywhere
And I wonder, should I offer you a chair?
Well if you sit down with this old clown, take that frown and break it,
Before the evening's gone away, I think that we could make it,
And I hope that I don't fall in love with you.
Well the night does funny things inside a man
These old tom-cat feelings you don't understand,
Well I turn around to look at you, you light a cigarette,
I wish I had the guts to bum one, but we've never met,
And I hope that I don't fall in love with you.
I can see that you are lonesome just like me, and it being late,
You'd like some some company,
Well I turn around to look at you, and you look back at me,
The guy you're with has up and split, the chair next to you's free,
And I hope that you don't fall in love with me.
Now it's closing time, the music's fading out
Last call for drinks, I'll have another stout.
Well I turn around to look at you, you're nowhere to be found,
I search the place for your lost face, guess I'll have another round
And I think that I just fell in love with you. |
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Goodbye Mike (Paranoid) Friend, confidant, partner. Till we meet again.
Personal Message From The Axeman
<-- Because you have earned them. x8 a few x 13 |
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BearSeason
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Jun 2011
Posts: 1066
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Wed Feb 01, 2012 5:01 am |
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Oooh la la. How did you know that the way to my heart is through sugary sweets?
I know you prefer sushi so I hope you don't mind but I took the liberty of frying tonight's dinner:
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U 2 go fuck yourself ! I don't need the money and stop emailing me please / BASTARD!!!! / fuck ur family
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Justcold
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Joined: 27 Dec 2011
Posts: 6971
Location: Happy New Year!
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Wed Feb 01, 2012 5:03 am |
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03/21/2019 Keep drinking Grape Nehi, JC. I will, Irish. You win this time. |
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irishemigrant
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Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Posts: 4933
Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E
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Wed Feb 01, 2012 5:10 am |
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^^ @ JustCold
There's no need to feel like that, the Eater Ladies, and Men for that matter, are more than willing to make you feel that special something, one day each year
Caution, do not let Ima con you into subscribing to the Ladies of Eater Calendar, it is a scam. And don't ask how I know, ok.  |
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Goodbye Mike (Paranoid) Friend, confidant, partner. Till we meet again.
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<-- Because you have earned them. x8 a few x 13 |
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Justcold
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Wed Feb 01, 2012 5:35 am |
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@ irishemigrant
Thanks for the attitude adjustment! I just need to remember how to get to this road....
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02/20/2017 You are missed Capone.
10/21/2018 Thank you for the laughs Toomuchfun.
03/21/2019 Keep drinking Grape Nehi, JC. I will, Irish. You win this time. |
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TheFae
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Jun 2009
Posts: 14295
Location: Playing Space in the Street - DECENT!
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Wed Feb 01, 2012 5:41 am |
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Now that's what I call wooing! And we're just getting started. A delectable fish dish, and Leonard Cohen, and and...
I shall not declare my lurv yet. It's too soon to swoon.
This will cost me, I'm sure:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i62UF7uROGU |
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"This is really bad"
"my account has been disable and can not sell anymore and this is all i live on" |
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irishemigrant
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Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E
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llamedos
Been There, Done That
Joined: 04 Jun 2004
Posts: 2695
Location: ^^^ Wherever the other side has gone to
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Wed Feb 01, 2012 9:32 am |
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| My Favourite Euro songstress |
She looks like the love child of Lene Lovich and Annie Lennox!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nu2QX3GU-U
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJE_Sc1Wags&feature=related |
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Mattins Wilson: ...and they stated morken me and tarfing at me as if am a full, so please it is enough OK. /AND/ I promise you for all this furffring that you are furffring to me <--- No, I haven't a clue either
Peter Ovdo: I want you to have trust in me that all is ok as stated in my last mail to you which i wrote in big letters
Ethel Gnassingbe: FOUK YOU AND GO TO HELL
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Big Al
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2011
Posts: 5054
Location: Winter is Coming....
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Wed Feb 01, 2012 11:44 am |
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Morgain Le Fay
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Oct 2010
Posts: 5800
Location: Taking my new .38 special to the range
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Wed Feb 01, 2012 11:55 am |
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Appetizer for My Valentine
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Cougar
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Apr 2009
Posts: 1293
Location: Curled up on the doctor's chair.
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Wed Feb 01, 2012 12:51 pm |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Wed Feb 01, 2012 2:53 pm |
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Badger, how can you resist that lovely and loveable wink? |
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Bankster
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Jun 2007
Posts: 2239
Location: Gone for a while.
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Wed Feb 01, 2012 3:11 pm |
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| She looks like the love child of Lene Lovich and Annie Lennox! |
Nina Hagen is rather weird even for German standards. But check out her daughter! (She's smart too)
Does this count as a woo?
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/badgers/ |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Wed Feb 01, 2012 5:08 pm |
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The only woman that could win my heart at Eater is one who can get a lad to hug a goat that has a big red heart sign over it's side, saying, "I love you, SlapHappy."
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Kokomeister
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2008
Posts: 3001
Location: Wandering around the world with a sense of adventure!
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Wed Feb 01, 2012 5:27 pm |
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YOU ARE PLAYING WITH MY LIFE ADVENTURE (Joel Desire)
YOU ARE SUCH A BIG SICKNESS THAT STEP ON ME! (Joel Desire)
YOU ARE TOO SMALL, GO AHEAD WITH WHATEVER YOU THINK OR IMAGINED THAT YOU CAN DO TO ME, ONCE YOU TRY ONCE YOU WILL DIE HARD. YOU BETTER DON'T TRY ME AT ALL YOU FOOL- Mariam Abacha (6 months)
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Wed Feb 01, 2012 5:30 pm |
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Dya Reyarunen-Downmeleg
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Location: At the toilet door yelling are you almost done in there? Oops, too late...
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Wed Feb 01, 2012 5:32 pm |
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That's awesome, Koko!
Here's another to send your lad...
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so as to enable the conclusion of this transaction on your behalf since you are not dead because if you are dead you would not have write me because I know that never will a dead
write to living...
I could receive the document official which you want to forward me for adhesion with TW@T
I am captivated, impressed and hypnotised with your sincerity
This you’re TW@T has it existed some how somewhere before?
Your ASSCODE is: 999-035-2655
"I Am Not a Justin Beiber Fan" innocent.being
Steward, WTF?
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Morgain Le Fay
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Oct 2010
Posts: 5800
Location: Taking my new .38 special to the range
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Wed Feb 01, 2012 5:34 pm |
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Main Course for my Valentine
It is the best Mac n Cheese
@Tsnerd Small arms have their place too you know! |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Wed Feb 01, 2012 5:46 pm |
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Dya is clearly confused, also.
@Morgain - how are with a shotgun and do you fish?
Just askin' |
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Merry Widow
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 05 Mar 2009
Posts: 582
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Wed Feb 01, 2012 5:50 pm |
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For all the Eaterettes out there. |
Eaterettes, I like it. And the teddy is adorable, too. |
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bravo95
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2010
Posts: 1990
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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Wed Feb 01, 2012 6:02 pm |
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Bo my baby boo please tell me what I must do.
I have put my heart out there with my best woo.
Still you escape me like a little minx.
Do you want to start with just drinks?
I will shake your martini like a Polaroid pictcture
Or if its beer you want I will fetch you a pitcher.
Oh wait a sophisticated gal like you probably want some fine wine.
I don’t need a glass I’ll taste it when your lips touch mine.
Ok I may be getting ahead of my self I will try not to rush.
But you are my booze and I admit I am a lush.
I know I am just a peon and you are a mod.
I just can’t help myself I am hot for your bod!
Please baby please I am down on one knee!
Everything is bigger in Texas I promise you wont be disappointed in me.
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Shortstuff
Brother Mike co-bait with NWM : Agbor, Nigeria to Douala
Brother Mike again with the help of Juan and Allst@R : Agbor to Abuja
Pastor Clet Star Wars Safari Accra-Bauchi Co-Bait with NWM and the Rebels
Justice my He@vy Elecric1ty lad Accra to Tamale with the help of Alls@r and Juan
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
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Wed Feb 01, 2012 6:06 pm |
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