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the vampire
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Joined: 27 Jul 2008
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Location: playmobil land
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Mon Jan 30, 2012 4:48 pm |
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^When we go shark fishing, they sure do! |
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Bankster
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Joined: 22 Jun 2007
Posts: 2239
Location: Gone for a while.
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Mon Jan 30, 2012 4:50 pm |
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^^ Care to try shark fishing? 
BF, as long as you leave your Tokyo Hotel collection at home unlike last year!
Ninja'd by the flying rat - great minds think alike! |
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mr.scissorkick
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Feb 2009
Posts: 1973
Location: 50.299209,-3.650293
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Tue Jan 31, 2012 1:36 am |
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Should we do a roll call? Who's missing from last year? |
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Tue Jan 31, 2012 1:44 am |
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http://forum.419eater.com/forum/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=35995  |
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mr.scissorkick
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Feb 2009
Posts: 1973
Location: 50.299209,-3.650293
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Tue Jan 31, 2012 1:47 am |
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Sadly, yes. Our captain has not been seen in months. We can only hope that VD has not claimed him. |
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-MY DEAR SIR STOP THIS BULL SHIRT WHO IS MR.GOMER? ~Pual Williams
-This is why your wife divorced you! ~Melveille Turner (Hawaiian Punch)
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Accra-Lagos = "you made me and my people to wiat at the air port for nothing sake.and pay for hotel resavetion its not sound." -John Asamoha
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mr.scissorkick
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Feb 2009
Posts: 1973
Location: 50.299209,-3.650293
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Tue Jan 31, 2012 4:40 am |
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PS: Where the feck is Irish? He hasn't let one of the she-mods get hold of him, has he?
Who is going to criticize everybody else's whiskey? |
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-MY DEAR SIR STOP THIS BULL SHIRT WHO IS MR.GOMER? ~Pual Williams
-This is why your wife divorced you! ~Melveille Turner (Hawaiian Punch)
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Accra-Lagos = "you made me and my people to wiat at the air port for nothing sake.and pay for hotel resavetion its not sound." -John Asamoha
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Bankster
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Jun 2007
Posts: 2239
Location: Gone for a while.
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Tue Jan 31, 2012 7:11 am |
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^^ Last thing I heard is he's been working through everybody's whiskey stash 'for QA'.
Does anybody remember where we got last year's exotic dancers? I don't want to be surprised by any 'extra bits' this year. |
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the vampire
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Joined: 27 Jul 2008
Posts: 3601
Location: playmobil land
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Tue Jan 31, 2012 6:08 pm |
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And where is the captain gone??? Is he stuck again in the webs that the eater ladies have spun? Poor soul, he'll regret missing all the fun during our fishing trip. Are you that easy to fool Bankster? |
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Bankster
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Joined: 22 Jun 2007
Posts: 2239
Location: Gone for a while.
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Tue Jan 31, 2012 6:14 pm |
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^^ I've no idea what you're talking about, but I've changed the thread title accordingly. The captain should be with us as soon as he's finished making his wheelie bin seaworthy. |
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mr.scissorkick
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Feb 2009
Posts: 1973
Location: 50.299209,-3.650293
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Wed Feb 01, 2012 1:20 am |
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I just wonder if this is an official sausage fest or if any of the ladies are going to escape the meat market and let us leer at them on the boat. |
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-This is why your wife divorced you! ~Melveille Turner (Hawaiian Punch)
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Accra-Lagos = "you made me and my people to wiat at the air port for nothing sake.and pay for hotel resavetion its not sound." -John Asamoha
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TheFae
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Joined: 15 Jun 2009
Posts: 14295
Location: Playing Space in the Street - DECENT!
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Wed Feb 01, 2012 1:43 am |
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^^Looks like a sausage fest to me. I'll toss in a package of rubber worms to keep you gents excited. 
::sigh:: |
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Ima Baeder
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Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Wed Feb 01, 2012 4:27 am |
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Corona
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Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Wed Feb 01, 2012 4:29 am |
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mr.scissorkick
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Feb 2009
Posts: 1973
Location: 50.299209,-3.650293
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Wed Feb 01, 2012 6:56 am |
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Stick around, girls. There's still plenty of leering needs done. |
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-MY DEAR SIR STOP THIS BULL SHIRT WHO IS MR.GOMER? ~Pual Williams
-This is why your wife divorced you! ~Melveille Turner (Hawaiian Punch)
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x 34 (Hi, kids!)
Accra-Lagos = "you made me and my people to wiat at the air port for nothing sake.and pay for hotel resavetion its not sound." -John Asamoha
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irishemigrant
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Joined: 22 Jul 2007
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Wed Feb 01, 2012 7:00 am |
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Look, sorry guys, but after 5 years of drunken partying, waking up in the same room as Harry Bawls and having to fight my way through the stench of rutting goat, having my head pounded by JMR at the Bang the Drum party, seeing Nanny in the Mud Wrestling Pit at the Great Elephant and Giraffe (with Hippopotamuses) Party, Several drunken *fishing* trips, numerous payments to Ima for my copy of the Ladies of Eater Calendar, other drunken debacles and hangovers, I've decided to have a quiet year for 2012, and just relax at home, with my in ground swimming pool with waterfall and separate fountain, the built in bar-b-que, the sauna and the 102" plasma movie screen.
Good luck with the fishing though, I'll think of you. Or maybe not if TheFae accepts my invitation |
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Bankster
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Joined: 22 Jun 2007
Posts: 2239
Location: Gone for a while.
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Wed Feb 01, 2012 7:48 am |
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^^ Just bring TheFae along. It doesn't ever take more than a couple drinks to make her change her mind. As for watching movies, Lesbian Vampire Killers will be showing on the ship's home cinema. I know you don't want to miss that.
Hi Ima!  Trying to sneak aboard? |
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the vampire
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Joined: 27 Jul 2008
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Wed Feb 01, 2012 8:25 am |
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Movies about vampire killing? Do i want to join the fishing trip???  |
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Cougar
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Joined: 16 Apr 2009
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Location: Curled up on the doctor's chair.
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Wed Feb 01, 2012 12:58 pm |
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^ NO! You want to join the ladies in the Valentines thread. They'll be wearing skimpy valentines lingerie, providing cold beers and wines, splashing in the pool, firing up the bbq, maintaining a well stocked library of action and war films, and bouncing on the bouncy castle.
I'm sure they can also mop your fevered brow if it all gets too much for you. |
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Bankster
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Wed Feb 01, 2012 1:55 pm |
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Unless you're a lesbian vampire you have nothing to worry about... and yes, you absolutely want to see the film. It's exactly what the title suggests it is.
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Translation: "I've been to this WU thinggie today, and I think I've done everything right. This is the 1TV5 code they gave me for you to answer a few security questions..." |
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Tsnerd
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Joined: 14 Jul 2005
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Wed Feb 01, 2012 2:33 pm |
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So...are you saying that we are being baiting in the other thread and there really isn't any skimpy valentines lingerie?  |
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Bankster
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Joined: 22 Jun 2007
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Wed Feb 01, 2012 2:38 pm |
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^^ I'm not saying anything, so as not to incur the wrath of a certain female mod any more than I already have.
Care for a chum sandwich and a Stella? |
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Esox lucius
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Wed Feb 01, 2012 2:38 pm |
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As an experienced angler I can confirm that ladies do enjoy fishing.
Here is a pic of a well known '419eaterette' on a fishing trip with me last summer
guess who? |
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mr.scissorkick
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Joined: 03 Feb 2009
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Wed Feb 01, 2012 4:04 pm |
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Here I always thought Slightly was a pale, greasy, morbidly obese male.
Looks like the surgery was a success. |
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-This is why your wife divorced you! ~Melveille Turner (Hawaiian Punch)
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Kokomeister
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Wed Feb 01, 2012 5:41 pm |
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ParaNoid
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Thu Feb 02, 2012 5:06 am |
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So...are you saying that we are being baiting in the other thread and there really isn't any skimpy valentines lingerie? |
Ted, that exact problem is what has taken all of the piss and vinegar our to Irish. After years of being baited for calendars, fetching hats, elbows and promises of exciting VD activities, he has resigned himself to watching an artificial waterfall and getting some kind of plasma from his TV.
I don't understand all of the medical terminology he uses, but this sounds serious. He used to want gallons of ethyl alcohol, but now it sound like he is in danger of falling into his pool wile sleep walking.
I thought fishing might perk him up, but this is real concerning. It looks like the dark side may be winning... |
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