Woo Who? - 419Eater Valentine's Game 2012

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Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 4:48 am

^^

I was rather uninspired when I started this soon to be whale of a thread.

I am starting to feel a bit wooed though.

At this point I am not decided
Since things could go either sided.

Wooing is a bit like fishing,
Though I am not dishing
on the rules above stated
I sure don't want to be hated.

As one of the experienced wooers,
I have seen a lot of skewers.
Realizing the heart is a tender organ
Not to be stomped on by hobnailed shoers.

I have seen hot and steamy
I've also seen Irish look all dreamy.
Wooing is an art,
and it takes two or more to start.

If you are game
Present your name.
If you want to be pulled in,
You don't need a fin.

Watch out for the woo,
it is coming for you.

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 9:22 am

Okay, so apparently certain mods who shall remain unnamed don't mind recruiting unsuspecting members for their sinister agenda. This has landed in my inbox today. I don't know who made it (not a professional Flash artist obviously) or where they got my RL pic, but I would like to make it clear once and for all that unless you know how to cook, I'm not available to woo or be wooed.

ETA: PM'ing me racy pics won't make me change my mind either. (Though I must say, they are quite nice!)

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 9:49 am

Wow is there a better thread, about cooking. I have to check that one out.

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 1:19 pm

@ conga - that's a lovely set of bagpipes you have there, may I play a tune on them?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRbGWa8x-DA

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 2:46 pm

^^

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 4:25 pm

I wonder if you'll notice my little woo,
Your work online makes many lads blue.
Like Ken and Barbie I hope we'll be,
Instead of Dora you can call me Jessie.

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 4:50 pm

^^

There is a special Eater lady who has captured my affection.
(I can only think of one thing that rhymes with affection but that is inappropriate.)

She has always been nice to me and never mean.
This didn’t change even though she turned green.

She makes me laugh I love how she baits.
Is it possible for us to go on an Eater date?

First we can stop by Epstein’s for a quick snack.
Then watch the sunset on a jet pack.

From there we can decide the next task.
I can take a hint though if you bring a goat mask.

When it is time I will say good night or morning to you.
My dreams will be fulfilled if you will be my Bo-o.

I know you have another and his name is Mr. Bo
But really will it hurt him if he doesn’t know?

This can be our little secret just you and me and this web space.
I won’t even tell anyone about your sequins and glitter on your special place.

I think you can tell you have baited this heart of mine.
Please Bo will you be my valentine?

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

@Bankster: Laughing

Bankster wrote:

don't mind recruiting unsuspecting members for their sinister agenda.

Are you claiming to be unsuspecting? Wink

Glad you liked the pictures. They weren't any sort of recruiting tactic, just the monthly installment I usually send you (of the guys in the mod room).

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 6:10 pm

^^ The pics are impressive - who'd have thought that Bo is that flexible?

Still not falling for your feeble manipulation attempts though!

(Shsht, can I still get the second half of last week's mod party pictures?)

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

Bankster wrote:

who'd have thought that Bo is that flexible?

That isn't Bo.

I wrote:

of the guys in the mod room

What feeble attempts? You're the one who keeps posting this thread. Hoping to be wooed, are you? Wink

(or am I that irresistable?)

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

^^Slightly is the one in the polka-dot dress....something about folks from the UK and cross-dressing....always a bit puzzling.

@TheFae - I hope that my dislike of Sushi wasn't a deal breaker? Sad

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 6:42 pm

PrrrrRRRRrrr!

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 8:27 pm

Quote:

Slightly is the one in the polka-dot dress...

...Oh. That explains a lot. I was wondering how Bo gained 200 pounds and two cup sizes over night. Shocked

BTW, my inbox has been assaulted again! The sender is still anonymous but I suspect it's the same stalker. Mods, is there nothing that can be done??

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

Oh, now I understand. You think I have recruited someone (an unsuspecting member) to stalk you, to entice you into participation on this thread? No, I'm not behind it. And I'm afraid that with absolutely no clue who might be behind it, we won't be able to help.

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 8:45 pm

Bankster, too bad you'll never know who is stalking you. Obviously I wouldn't bother to woo someone so set on a silly fishing trip. Razz

The object of my affection,
Needs to know of my correction,
I'm embarrassed to say,
The movie sequels weren't played,
And now I've been told,
To be Jessie won't hold,
So please don't make me weep,
And let me be your Bo Peep.

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 8:46 pm

Bankster I have to admit I'm pretty jealous of the effort your woo'r is giving it's much more than I ever got Sad

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 8:59 pm

Not having participated in previous VD threads (and not having posted on this forum at all for quite a while), I'm a bit hesitant, but I couldn't help noticing that one of the most attractive (and in this thread one of the most active) ladies recently started following me on twitter.
Now I'm starting to wonder if this is a coincidence.
So, fair lady, you probably know who you are, I might be interested. Please tell me more Wink

.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 23 Mar 2006 Posts: 669

So is there an Observation Lounge & Buffet for those of us not participating in the wooing in this thread?

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 9:07 pm

^^^ Try the recipe thread. The way to a man's

is through his stomach! Wink

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 9:09 pm

Quote:

So is there an Observation Lounge & Buffet for those of us not participating in the wooing in this thread?

Well, since you ask... Smile

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 23 Mar 2006 Posts: 669

Well that covers the buffet part. Good idea. Time to grab some of that pizza that Roy's gal ordered! Be right back!

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

Bankster wrote:

Quote:

So is there an Observation Lounge & Buffet for those of us not participating in the wooing in this thread?

Well, since you ask... Smile

RECRUITING FOUL!!!!! Mods??!!!! Oh, wait. Laughing

You're in big trouble, mister!

@Captain Koek and Benjamin_Franklin, jump right in and woo! It's not so scary. Only a couple of the members bite.

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 9:18 pm

I think he knows who he is! Wink

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 9:33 pm

Ima Baeder wrote:

@Captain Koek and Benjamin_Franklin, jump right in and woo!

She talked back! Embarassed

Now what do I do? Purple Flower

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 23 Mar 2006 Posts: 669

Ima Baeder wrote:

@Captain Koek and Benjamin_Franklin, jump right in and woo! It's not so scary. Only a couple of the members bite.

I'd better stick to the Observation Lounge, being married and all. Of course it doesn't help that I still haven't figured out who is woo-able (female) and who is not. Laughing

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