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wowwow
Elite Baiter
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Mon Jan 30, 2012 3:04 pm |
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Sometimes I like to read out scam e-mails in a funny voice or do an impression ... (yes I'm bored) ..
My favourite is to read out e-mails from supposed dying women in the voice of Brians mother from Monty Pythons Life of Brian .. "he's not the messiah, he's a really naughty boy"
If you havent' tried it, give it a go, in your favourite characters voice, it's either extremely hilarious or I'm totally stoned.
"I will be going for an operation tonight and at the moment I cannot take any telephone calls, however, I have adjusted my WILL and my Executor is aware" .. she said Jehovah .. |
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I am the person who owns the safe firm in UK but right now on sick bed for my heart surgery due to my heart failure M Efosa
Tell them to go to hell and burn to arches Prince Jerry Zulusofola
I don’t have job, I am a hacker, hacking jawing stick and Sachet water Udeh Ebuka
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
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Mon Jan 30, 2012 4:11 pm |
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I read mine in Strongbad's voice - it cracks my six year old up.
ETA - come to think of it, this also amuses my coworkers.
Added link to Strongbad for those of you not familiar with Homestar Runner. |
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Big Al
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2011
Posts: 5054
Location: Winter is Coming....
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Mon Jan 30, 2012 4:15 pm |
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Me try's to thinks mine replys thruogh before I sends them. |
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Dr Mike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Jun 2010
Posts: 3264
Location: Due north
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Mon Jan 30, 2012 4:44 pm |
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I have adjusted my WILL and my Executor is aware |
That sounds ominous. Sure it is an operation she is going to. |
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Nailgunner
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Mon Jan 30, 2012 4:49 pm |
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it's a correct term in its own right but for miseducation purposes "executioner" would be preferrable. |
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Morgain Le Fay
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Tue Jan 31, 2012 12:31 am |
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Big Al wrote: |
Me try's to thinks mine replys thruogh before I sends them. |
I have read some of your replies and never sure if you are American or not! |
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wowwow
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Apr 2009
Posts: 1795
Location: Here is the picture of the cash in the boxes before we send it down to the company to deposited it
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Tue Jan 31, 2012 1:42 pm |
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Maybe he's American Indian .. me big chief .. you give wampum.
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Sorry about the stereotype I know native Americans don't speak like that
And Tsnerd, I thought I was the only one |
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OK IF THERE IS A BULLET IN YOUR HEAD IS THAT ENOUGH PROOF Devil Killer Squad
YOU CALL THE F B I BASTARDS. YOU WILL SUFFER FOR THIS. WE HAVE TRACED YOU WITH ALL YOUR DETAILS FBI WARNS
I am the person who owns the safe firm in UK but right now on sick bed for my heart surgery due to my heart failure M Efosa
Tell them to go to hell and burn to arches Prince Jerry Zulusofola
I don’t have job, I am a hacker, hacking jawing stick and Sachet water Udeh Ebuka
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wowwow
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Apr 2009
Posts: 1795
Location: Here is the picture of the cash in the boxes before we send it down to the company to deposited it
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Tue Jan 31, 2012 1:44 pm |
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Dr Mike wrote: |
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I have adjusted my WILL and my Executor is aware |
That sounds ominous. Sure it is an operation she is going to. |
Hence the Jehovah bit, where the priest gets stoned (executed) for saying Jehovah. Which is the funniest thing ever http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_hlMK7tCks
also has the funny voice |
_________________ Please do not contact anybody again expect me on here because they are many hijackers on internet SGT Tony Benson
OK IF THERE IS A BULLET IN YOUR HEAD IS THAT ENOUGH PROOF Devil Killer Squad
YOU CALL THE F B I BASTARDS. YOU WILL SUFFER FOR THIS. WE HAVE TRACED YOU WITH ALL YOUR DETAILS FBI WARNS
I am the person who owns the safe firm in UK but right now on sick bed for my heart surgery due to my heart failure M Efosa
Tell them to go to hell and burn to arches Prince Jerry Zulusofola
I don’t have job, I am a hacker, hacking jawing stick and Sachet water Udeh Ebuka
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=162469
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Nailgunner
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Tue Jan 31, 2012 1:51 pm |
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I always hear the pompous barristers and fund managers in the voice of James Earl Jones. After a few weeks and some trips past an unwilling Moneygram desk, they start to sound more and more like Smeagol. It's quite a climb-down. |
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wowwow
Elite Baiter
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Location: Here is the picture of the cash in the boxes before we send it down to the company to deposited it
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Tue Jan 31, 2012 6:15 pm |
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Sorry I can't resist .. Date scam read in Smeagol voice
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My preciousss ... We is Smeagol,a slimy an unattractive .. gollum. We is here to kill new people, no not kills kind little hobbits .. gollum .. seek for friends .. yess ... or maybe more than friends. No you don't have any friends; nobody likes you!
We sees your profile today and needed to know you more .. yesss .. so juicy sweet ,if you dont have anything against that , then you can contact me via my mail box for easier communication and maybe exchange of pictures.
We be nice to them, if they be nice to us.
I hope to hear from you soon or we could let *her* do it. |
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OK IF THERE IS A BULLET IN YOUR HEAD IS THAT ENOUGH PROOF Devil Killer Squad
YOU CALL THE F B I BASTARDS. YOU WILL SUFFER FOR THIS. WE HAVE TRACED YOU WITH ALL YOUR DETAILS FBI WARNS
I am the person who owns the safe firm in UK but right now on sick bed for my heart surgery due to my heart failure M Efosa
Tell them to go to hell and burn to arches Prince Jerry Zulusofola
I don’t have job, I am a hacker, hacking jawing stick and Sachet water Udeh Ebuka
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=162469
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Robert Heinrich der 1.
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Tue Jan 31, 2012 6:39 pm |
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I tried to read a vlads email (one of next victimes) in the voice of an old fat drunken russian.
bad idea, sounds awful |
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The threatening is increasing day by day with different cursed of animals, and i don't know what to do now. ---- am angry for your head |
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wowwow
Elite Baiter
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Tue Jan 31, 2012 8:29 pm |
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I think we need a competition. Who can do the best impersonation whilst on the phone to a lad. Recording please!!
Especially anyone who can do a good Smeagol or Monty Python voice. |
_________________ Please do not contact anybody again expect me on here because they are many hijackers on internet SGT Tony Benson
OK IF THERE IS A BULLET IN YOUR HEAD IS THAT ENOUGH PROOF Devil Killer Squad
YOU CALL THE F B I BASTARDS. YOU WILL SUFFER FOR THIS. WE HAVE TRACED YOU WITH ALL YOUR DETAILS FBI WARNS
I am the person who owns the safe firm in UK but right now on sick bed for my heart surgery due to my heart failure M Efosa
Tell them to go to hell and burn to arches Prince Jerry Zulusofola
I don’t have job, I am a hacker, hacking jawing stick and Sachet water Udeh Ebuka
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=162469
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lord goldblade
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Tue Jan 31, 2012 10:32 pm |
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I have put sean connerys voice to certain letters ive read from lads, and to my replies |
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Moby Dork
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Joined: 31 Jan 2012
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Wed Feb 01, 2012 5:16 am |
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I'm fond of David Attenborough-style narration...
On a similar note, I always hear Mako when i read Robert. E. Howard's tales of Conan the Cimmerian. Try it - you'll like it!
"Then suddenly the borealis, the snow-clad hills and the blazing heavens reeled drunkenly to Conan's sight; thousands of fire-balls burst with showers of sparks, and the sky itself became a titanic wheel which rained stars as it spun. Under his feet the snowy hills heaved up like a wave, and the Cimmerian crumpled into the snows to lie motionless." (The Frost Giant's Daughter)
If you do not know the work of the late, great actor Mako, you are truly bereft and must make every effort to rectify the situation. Ditto the brilliant terribleness that is early Sword & Sorcery.
But oh yes, reading the higher echelon notes from alleged lawyers/doctors/concerned officials in the voice of Sir Dave is sweet. The Strongbad voice also works very well, thanks for the tip! My Sean Connery isn't very good, but at least i can hear it in my mind....
Yet what of the fair 'maidens' who, in their terror and peril reach out to the one source of affection (read: $$$) they can trust? Mila Kunis? Phyllis Diller? |
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Mortal
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Wed Feb 01, 2012 8:53 am |
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Sean Connery! Geniush!
How about Morgan Freeman or James Earl Jones? (Darth Vader anyone? )
Sometimes I think my replies in way how Mr. Yoda would write/tell them.
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wowwow
Elite Baiter
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Wed Feb 01, 2012 11:54 am |
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Mortal that's funny.
http://www.yodaspeak.co.uk/
I've run a few mails through the yoda generator.
Here is a converted loan scam.
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Welcome to CO-OPERATIVES FINANCIAL INVESTMENTS as part of its welfare
package is offering a floating loan at 3% interest rate without any
collateral security.This is to help individuals and companies reach
their financial objectives. |
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To co-operatives financial investments as part of its welfare welcome.
Offering a floating loan at 3% interest rate without any, package is.
To help individuals and companies reach, collateral security.this is.
Their financial objectives. |
I think I'll run a few of my replies through this and see what lads make of it. |
_________________ Please do not contact anybody again expect me on here because they are many hijackers on internet SGT Tony Benson
OK IF THERE IS A BULLET IN YOUR HEAD IS THAT ENOUGH PROOF Devil Killer Squad
YOU CALL THE F B I BASTARDS. YOU WILL SUFFER FOR THIS. WE HAVE TRACED YOU WITH ALL YOUR DETAILS FBI WARNS
I am the person who owns the safe firm in UK but right now on sick bed for my heart surgery due to my heart failure M Efosa
Tell them to go to hell and burn to arches Prince Jerry Zulusofola
I don’t have job, I am a hacker, hacking jawing stick and Sachet water Udeh Ebuka
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=162469
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Robert Heinrich der 1.
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Wed Feb 01, 2012 12:07 pm |
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did anyone try to use this yoda-speak generator with every reply to the lad and forcing him to answer this way? I could imagine, thay yoda-speaking lads could be really funny. |
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Team Eze, 2 lagos - cotonou and lagos - cotonou (he hated it).
The threatening is increasing day by day with different cursed of animals, and i don't know what to do now. ---- am angry for your head |
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sunshine
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Wed Feb 01, 2012 12:32 pm |
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I did an entire bait in Lolcat ("o hai, westin onionz not good, do not want! you can sends bank accounwtz now pls, kthksbye!") on one occasion - hence my custom tag
And my dragon baiting charachter occasionaly does wax lyrical in the style of very bad sword and sorcery ("mayhap all unknowing I had supped the wine of madness") |
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