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Merry Widow
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 05 Mar 2009
Posts: 582
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Sun Jan 29, 2012 7:31 pm |
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To my camo-can Busch drinking prototype technician, I implore thee to skip the fishing party and meet for karaoke at Continental Lanes. Don't be fooled by the guys and their stories of dynamite fishing last year. Karaoke is much more fun. |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Sun Jan 29, 2012 7:35 pm |
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Here we go again, with the damn fishing trip plans.
NOTICE: This is the annual Eater Valentine's game thread. On this thread you may: Woo another member and ask them to be your Valentine. Flirting and romance are encouraged. Please refrain from bashing other members in an attempt to best your competitors.
@Anti-Valentine fishing freaks - start another thread to make plans for the trip. You may not recruit members for a fishing trip from the suitors in this thread.
KEEEEEEP OFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! |
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Bankster
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Jun 2007
Posts: 2239
Location: Gone for a while.
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Sun Jan 29, 2012 7:51 pm |
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Dora wrote: |
So you are complaining cause it was too easy for you to woo? And because of that, you prefer fishing? |
Basically, yes.
And the chum sandwiches. I'll be the first to admit that it's a rather acquired taste, but they're kinda nice. Very spicy.
ETA: As per Ima's* request, I've moved the fishing trip to a separate thread.
* (whose beauty is only surpassed by her kindness, intelligence and extraordinary firmness of her butt) |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Sun Jan 29, 2012 8:11 pm |
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I saw your thread, Bankster. What's the deal, flirting with me here but instigating the fishing trip plans? Tease! I'll not fall for it.
Please note this addendum to the above rules: Romantic members MAY recruit from the Fishing trip freaks thread, to steal them away from the trip over to this thread. |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sun Jan 29, 2012 8:37 pm |
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[quote="Asena"]
Pastor Frank wrote: |
... I spent the whole of last May gathering nuts...
I made it specially for Slightly, but what chance do I have if you're gonna be wooing him |
Nuts for the squirrel? I'm saddened. My wolves have been out hunting the meat for the feast! |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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BearSeason
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Jun 2011
Posts: 1066
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Sun Jan 29, 2012 10:01 pm |
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Pffffft. Fishing? Been there, done that. Boring!
Time to do some wooing. I like to cast a wide net so....
For those who like the cute side of Valentine's, I give you the Adorable Bear:
For those who like the dark side of Valentine's, I give you the Angry Bear:
And for those who like the naughty side of Valentine's, I give you the Sexy Bear:
Enjoy. |
_________________ THIS IS TO INFORM YOU THAT WE ARE DONE WITH ALL THIS YOUR CHILD'S PLAY...PLEASE IT IS ENOUGH. - Jeff
i can believe that all this will be happened to me why me why me / all my future had scatted - Rechel
you are a man that did not go to the four wall of any school at all. - Attorney Sarah Nan
U 2 go fuck yourself ! I don't need the money and stop emailing me please / BASTARD!!!! / fuck ur family
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conga22
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2009
Posts: 2097
Location: Look Behind You
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Sun Jan 29, 2012 10:45 pm |
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^^and for those of you who like Scotland, I give you Scottish Bear
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_________________ PLEASE,WE DO NOT WANT ANY URGLY SITUATION IN THIS TRANSACTION
There is a lot of spaces in the receipt for them to put their stamp, so why do they put the stamp on the 10 digital codes, and you know that without the correct number ,western union here cannot issue out the payment. (I know )
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Fo'andles
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Jul 2007
Posts: 1654
Location: busy doing nothing, somewhere
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Sun Jan 29, 2012 11:15 pm |
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Fellows we need to remember it is leap year this year, now where is the fishing trip leaving from. |
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irishemigrant
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Posts: 4933
Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E
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Mon Jan 30, 2012 12:03 am |
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^^ Hot damn, I forgot about Leap Year
I'll have to through all the steamy pm's and decide now
Form an orderly que please ladies, no rushing or eye gouging, lets keep it seemly in public
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http://www.scamwarners.com/ For when you want to remember why we bait
Goodbye Mike (Paranoid) Friend, confidant, partner. Till we meet again.
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Mon Jan 30, 2012 1:04 am |
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:sigh:
Just wandering through. |
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bravo95
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2010
Posts: 1990
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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Mon Jan 30, 2012 1:09 am |
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Helloooo ladies!
With so many beauties here how will I choose who to woo?
Gents I'll keep the ladies company while guys are all out playing with your poles. |
_________________ Trophies!
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Shortstuff
Brother Mike co-bait with NWM : Agbor, Nigeria to Douala
Brother Mike again with the help of Juan and Allst@R : Agbor to Abuja
Pastor Clet Star Wars Safari Accra-Bauchi Co-Bait with NWM and the Rebels
Justice my He@vy Elecric1ty lad Accra to Tamale with the help of Alls@r and Juan
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TheFae
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Jun 2009
Posts: 14295
Location: Playing Space in the Street - DECENT!
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Mon Jan 30, 2012 1:47 am |
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^^Nice approach, Bravo. I'm interested, tell me more. |
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bravo95
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2010
Posts: 1990
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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Mon Jan 30, 2012 2:36 am |
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What about me? Ok!
I enjoy long strolls in praries.
If I could be anywhere right now I'd be fishing in the dark.
If I could meet one person past or present it would be Buddy Holly.
I can't sing but I'm a good dancer.
When I was a kid I wanted to be a fire fighter.
I am a true believer in you catch more flies with honey than viniger.
If I could meet anyone on eater it would be .......
If I had grown up in the 60's I think I would have been a hippie.
I have blue eyes and think they are my best feature.
"Nothing ventured nothing gained" are words to live by.
I think PF and SOOI are in love.
I cried during A walk to remember and field of dreams.
I melt in your mouth not in your hand.
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_________________ Trophies!
Off to see the wizard!
Shortstuff
Brother Mike co-bait with NWM : Agbor, Nigeria to Douala
Brother Mike again with the help of Juan and Allst@R : Agbor to Abuja
Pastor Clet Star Wars Safari Accra-Bauchi Co-Bait with NWM and the Rebels
Justice my He@vy Elecric1ty lad Accra to Tamale with the help of Alls@r and Juan
Operation "Lagos spy"
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Mon Jan 30, 2012 2:38 am |
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This year, a lovely woman has caught my eye....a woman who understands the joys of squirmy worms being bent to one's will. |
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TheFae
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Jun 2009
Posts: 14295
Location: Playing Space in the Street - DECENT!
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Mon Jan 30, 2012 3:09 am |
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^^Why, I do believe I'm feeling a bit swoonish!
Worms = bait
Fish = sushi
Yum!
(My roommates think sushi is bait; they are tragically misinformed. ) |
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"This is really bad"
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BearSeason
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Jun 2011
Posts: 1066
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Mon Jan 30, 2012 3:14 am |
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^ Damn. Now my heart's a-flutter. Careful where you aim those delicious-looking things. |
_________________ THIS IS TO INFORM YOU THAT WE ARE DONE WITH ALL THIS YOUR CHILD'S PLAY...PLEASE IT IS ENOUGH. - Jeff
i can believe that all this will be happened to me why me why me / all my future had scatted - Rechel
you are a man that did not go to the four wall of any school at all. - Attorney Sarah Nan
U 2 go fuck yourself ! I don't need the money and stop emailing me please / BASTARD!!!! / fuck ur family
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bravo95
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2010
Posts: 1990
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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Mon Jan 30, 2012 3:34 am |
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Ladies I'd be glad to share my spicy tuna roll. Even better after a couple sake bombs. Oh and we don't need plates or shot glasse. I'll let you use your imagination.
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_________________ Trophies!
Off to see the wizard!
Shortstuff
Brother Mike co-bait with NWM : Agbor, Nigeria to Douala
Brother Mike again with the help of Juan and Allst@R : Agbor to Abuja
Pastor Clet Star Wars Safari Accra-Bauchi Co-Bait with NWM and the Rebels
Justice my He@vy Elecric1ty lad Accra to Tamale with the help of Alls@r and Juan
Operation "Lagos spy"
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Mon Jan 30, 2012 3:43 am |
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These wide-net tactics are funny. Are you wooing all of the ladies at once, Bravo? Sort of like . . . fishing!!! |
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bravo95
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2010
Posts: 1990
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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Mon Jan 30, 2012 3:50 am |
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^^I'm just dangling my lures out there and seeing what bites. Like I said there are so many beauties here it's hard to pick.
Btw how you doin |
_________________ Trophies!
Off to see the wizard!
Shortstuff
Brother Mike co-bait with NWM : Agbor, Nigeria to Douala
Brother Mike again with the help of Juan and Allst@R : Agbor to Abuja
Pastor Clet Star Wars Safari Accra-Bauchi Co-Bait with NWM and the Rebels
Justice my He@vy Elecric1ty lad Accra to Tamale with the help of Alls@r and Juan
Operation "Lagos spy"
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Mon Jan 30, 2012 3:53 am |
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I'm just dangling my lures out there and seeing what bites. |
This isn't the fishing thread. and
I'm doing fine. Thanks for asking. How are you this evening? |
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bravo95
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2010
Posts: 1990
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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Mon Jan 30, 2012 4:01 am |
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It's not fishing with my lures it's catching
I'm doing much better now but it's bed time so I'll leave you with a night cap. Sweet dreams...
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_________________ Trophies!
Off to see the wizard!
Shortstuff
Brother Mike co-bait with NWM : Agbor, Nigeria to Douala
Brother Mike again with the help of Juan and Allst@R : Agbor to Abuja
Pastor Clet Star Wars Safari Accra-Bauchi Co-Bait with NWM and the Rebels
Justice my He@vy Elecric1ty lad Accra to Tamale with the help of Alls@r and Juan
Operation "Lagos spy"
The Dynamic Dumbasses |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Mon Jan 30, 2012 4:09 am |
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bravo95 wrote: |
It's not fishing with my lures it's catching |
It's also not directed at anyone in particular, so sending the message that it doesn't really matter which women respond. We love that!
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I'll leave you with a night cap. Sweet dreams...
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Thank you. That's very sweet of you. (and note, directed at one person).
It's much better than the raw fish treats Snerd got. Did you enjoy them Sners? They sort of remind me of Otter food. |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Mon Jan 30, 2012 4:11 am |
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I'm not much for sushi, ma'am, but how do you feel about a large, medium rare porterhouse? |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Mon Jan 30, 2012 4:18 am |
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Are you asking me or theFae? I love steak, but not with bones, nor too rare. I prefer a medium filet.
Why are we talking about meat? |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Mon Jan 30, 2012 4:24 am |
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Well, that was at TheFae....yours snuck in while I was posting.
Otters remind of Polar Bears and Alaskan picnics.
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Why are we talking about meat? |
That is truly the way to my heart, so I just wanted to toss it out there. |
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