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wokabo
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Sep 2004
Posts: 825
Location: best beer country in onomatopoeia world
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Sun Jan 29, 2012 9:09 am |
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Granted. It's 42 (this is common knowledge btw).
I wish my weekly server backups wouldn't fail every week. |
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Bart Fargo
Corporate Baiter
Joined: 22 May 2010
Posts: 1605
Location: Free munchies for the cantaloupe masters
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Sun Jan 29, 2012 1:30 pm |
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Granted. They now fail every 5 hours. Good luck getting work done.
I wish it wouldn't take me so long just to figure out basic instructions. |
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wokabo
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Sep 2004
Posts: 825
Location: best beer country in onomatopoeia world
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Mon Jan 30, 2012 7:08 pm |
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Granted. You spend now only five hours on the phone with the IKEA helpdesk and finally figure out you are missing one screw.
I wish our cat didn't ruin our leather seats (and all the other furniture, just in case). |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Mon Jan 30, 2012 7:23 pm |
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Granted. Your cat has taken up a new, destructive hobby - driving.
Sit back in your unscratched leather seats and other furniture as your insurance rates skyrocket.
I wish that on my days off, daytime TV wasn't so boring. |
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crotcheecher
Agent 003-1/2
Joined: 26 Jul 2009
Posts: 421
Location: Skullcrusher Mountain
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Mon Jan 30, 2012 8:22 pm |
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Bart Fargo
Corporate Baiter
Joined: 22 May 2010
Posts: 1605
Location: Free munchies for the cantaloupe masters
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Tue Jan 31, 2012 11:36 pm |
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Granted. Cell phone minutes are now all free. However cell phones now cost $10,000 each for basic models. Hope you don't want to upgrade.
I wish I had a happy wheelie bin |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Wed Feb 01, 2012 1:00 am |
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Granted. Your wheelie-bin is happy....so long as you don't stick rubbish in it. When you do, it goes on a tear around the neighborhood and terrorizes your neighbors' kittens.
I wish my sneakers didn't have holes in them. |
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ParaNoid
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Thu Feb 02, 2012 4:52 am |
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Granted. Sneakers now are more like flip-flops except they have laces. Good luck getting them to stay on during a sporting event.
I wish to have half of the money being spent on the StuporBowl. |
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Justcold
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Joined: 27 Dec 2011
Posts: 6971
Location: Happy New Year!
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Thu Feb 02, 2012 6:06 am |
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Granted. Now if the Genie could just have your bank account info to transfer the money into....
I wish my kids would listen to my advice. |
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deadk1ng
Underboss
Joined: 24 Oct 2011
Posts: 557
Location: Gulf Coast U.S.A
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Thu Feb 02, 2012 9:08 am |
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Granted, your kids now hear every word you say...they still do not act on it however.
I wish Chicken McNuggets came pre-chewed so I could just swallow without moving my jaw |
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Huntington
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Dec 2009
Posts: 500
Location: Australia
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Thu Feb 02, 2012 11:05 am |
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Granted, McDonalds now employee a middle aged tramp, riddled with all kinds of STDs, including ravaging herpes around her lips and mouth. She is addicted to drugs and missing 3 twos. but she will assist you by pre chewing all your Mcnuggets.
I wish my fridge had some more beer in it. |
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Bart Fargo
Corporate Baiter
Joined: 22 May 2010
Posts: 1605
Location: Free munchies for the cantaloupe masters
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Thu Feb 02, 2012 11:21 am |
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Granted. Your fridge is filled with nothing but O'Douls (alcohol free beer) Good luck getting any kind of buzz.
I wish I had a dollar for everytime I was tired. |
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Huntington
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Dec 2009
Posts: 500
Location: Australia
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Thu Feb 02, 2012 11:37 am |
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Granted, everytime you yawn a dollar now falls from the sky.
unfortunatly these dollars are travelling at a high velocity by the time they hit you.
I wish my alcohol free beer had alcohol in it. |
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Bart Fargo
Corporate Baiter
Joined: 22 May 2010
Posts: 1605
Location: Free munchies for the cantaloupe masters
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Thu Feb 02, 2012 12:36 pm |
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Granted. It's been laced with wood alcohol, which eventually kills you. But hey, you saved a step for the embalmers at funeral time.
I wish the Rolling Stones would retire before they hit 150 years old. |
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Huntington
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Dec 2009
Posts: 500
Location: Australia
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Thu Feb 02, 2012 1:45 pm |
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I am sorry, no one can corrupt that wish, we all want it. You broke the corrupt a wish genie, are you happy?
I wish the corrupt a wish genie was fixed |
_________________ x3 (Gboyz member SMALLBOI)
falsifying a FBI agent is illegal and will get you arrested, we know where you are and will be coming for you if you do not submut to our requests--- Mr Kis (the FBI agent)
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY BUT ONLY FOOL AT YOURSLEF INDOORSIDE? GO TO HEALICKATITY ROOKS? (Eve) |
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Wurzgnubbel
419Eater is my life
Joined: 07 Apr 2006
Posts: 441
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Thu Feb 02, 2012 2:28 pm |
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Granted, he's now fixed to a chair with mermaids tickling him at any imaginable place of his body. Enjoy!
I wish my feet didn't stink. |
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CoyoteBait
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 13 Jan 2010
Posts: 12
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Thu Feb 02, 2012 3:17 pm |
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Granted, now your feet smell of roses, but now the rest of your body has acquired a smell so repulsive everyone within 25 miles becomes violently ill.
I wish to be over 50 miles away from Wurzgnubbel. |
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Bart Fargo
Corporate Baiter
Joined: 22 May 2010
Posts: 1605
Location: Free munchies for the cantaloupe masters
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Thu Feb 02, 2012 4:02 pm |
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Denied. Genie uses only the metric system.
I wish my spaghetti lunch was ready right now!! |
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deadk1ng
Underboss
Joined: 24 Oct 2011
Posts: 557
Location: Gulf Coast U.S.A
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Thu Feb 02, 2012 4:44 pm |
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Granted, but it was prepared by the "pre-chewing tramp" at McDonalds
I wish they made a Chia Me |
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Bart Fargo
Corporate Baiter
Joined: 22 May 2010
Posts: 1605
Location: Free munchies for the cantaloupe masters
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Fri Feb 03, 2012 2:17 am |
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Granted, Genie now gives you a Chia Maine (Me is the initials for Maine) Bart thanks you for being so thoughtful of his state.
I wish it didn't take 2 hours to drive to Portland. |
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Justcold
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Joined: 27 Dec 2011
Posts: 6971
Location: Happy New Year!
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Fri Feb 03, 2012 3:22 am |
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Granted! You now live on the Isle of Portland in the English Channel. Make friends!
I wish I was an eater Mod |
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03/21/2019 Keep drinking Grape Nehi, JC. I will, Irish. You win this time. |
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deadk1ng
Underboss
Joined: 24 Oct 2011
Posts: 557
Location: Gulf Coast U.S.A
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Fri Feb 03, 2012 3:25 am |
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granted you are an eater mod in another dimension
I wish I was Mr. Roper |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Fri Feb 03, 2012 3:27 am |
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deadk1ng
Underboss
Joined: 24 Oct 2011
Posts: 557
Location: Gulf Coast U.S.A
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Fri Feb 03, 2012 3:30 am |
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granted you now have a giant button growing out of your chest
I wish it was harder |
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ParaNoid
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Fri Feb 03, 2012 3:30 am |
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Granted, you were an Eater Mod, for just two seconds. You couldn't stand the pressure and your head exploded. It was nice knowing you.
I wish the Mods got a raise. |
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