Saving a scammer's soul on IM Chat

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Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 10:24 pm

So you know how it is. It's late, there's nothing on TV, you're working your way through a bottle of red wine and you think, I know - I'll mess with some old scammer girlfriends on IM chat! Apologies to anyone who is religious. I'm not. But I know many scammers are. Although they seem to have no idea of the 10 commandments. Especially THOU SHALT NOT STEAL. What follows is a nearly 2 hour conversation. I enjoyed it. Hope you do too.

24 Jan 21:10
Glenn Hazlett:Lana? My god It's been so long! I missed you. How are you my darling?
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24 Jan 21:10
lanawilliams121:I was very sick
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24 Jan 21:10
Glenn Hazlett:Sick? Oh no. I'm sorry to hear that. Are you ok now?
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24 Jan 21:11
lanawilliams121:I still not ok
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24 Jan 21:11
Glenn Hazlett:What's the matter baby?
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24 Jan 21:12
lanawilliams121:Cos I am very broke to buy some drugs
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24 Jan 21:14
Glenn Hazlett:Oh no darling. That's terrible. A beautiful girl like you on drugs? What is it? Crack? Dope? cake? Horse? What? I can't believe you's throw away your looks and your future like that. Shit!
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24 Jan 21:15
lanawilliams121:Mean
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24 Jan 21:15
lanawilliams121:I don't understand these
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24 Jan 21:16
Glenn Hazlett:They're drugs baby. Class A the sort of stuff that will kill you. I can't believe you became a drug addict. A junkie. What happened to you sweetheart?
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24 Jan 21:17
lanawilliams121:Cos I don't have much money to buy drug
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24 Jan 21:18
Glenn Hazlett:Good! you shouldn't buy drugs darling.
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24 Jan 21:20
lanawilliams121:I don't have any money now to buy the drug I swear to God
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24 Jan 21:21
Glenn Hazlett:That's good. I don't want you to be a drug addict. Selling your body for money just so you can buy more heroin and coke and awful stuff to feed yourself. You must stop buying drugs!
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24 Jan 21:22
lanawilliams121:It is drug to use to be ok
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24 Jan 21:24
Glenn Hazlett:NO! NO! NO! It is not ok to use drugs! Jesus Christ Lana. That's the sort of thing an addict says. It's ok I only sniff a bit of cocaine I only swallow a few pills when I go and party at the weekend I only shoot up three times a week. DRUGS WILL KILL YOU! Oh god. You are a young beautiful sexy woman why would you do that to yourself?
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24 Jan 21:26
lanawilliams121:I am not talkimg about cocaine
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24 Jan 21:26
lanawilliams121:Drug by doctor
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24 Jan 21:28
Glenn Hazlett:That's even worse. Doctor's should know better. How much do you pay him to supply you with drugs. You should report him to the police. He is a bastard and a profiteer.
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24 Jan 21:29
lanawilliams121:I said I should get 150dollars to buy the drug from the store by the doctor
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24 Jan 21:30
Glenn Hazlett:Baby? How can I help I don't want you to be a drug addict.
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24 Jan 21:31
lanawilliams121:It is drug from the docotor not cocine I hate cocoine in my life
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24 Jan 21:32
Glenn Hazlett:ok heroin whatever it is. You are just pretending if you think you don't have a drug problem. It doesn't matter what the drug is if you are addicted to it. Tell me how I can help I don't want you to throw away your life being a drug addict and a prostitute.
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24 Jan 21:34
lanawilliams121:I just want you to help me if you really want to help in my life to be fine
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24 Jan 21:34
lanawilliams121:It is drug to be fine and ok forever
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24 Jan 21:34
lanawilliams121:Drug from the doctor
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24 Jan 21:35
Glenn Hazlett:I do but I don't want to give you money for drugs and to buy sexy underwear for you being a prostitute Iwant to help you to be a good woman. teacher or a maid or something.
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24 Jan 21:36
lanawilliams121:You don't understand what I mean by drug mediicine
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24 Jan 21:36
lanawilliams121:I mean medicine
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24 Jan 21:39
Glenn Hazlett:Oh I know. I understand. Medicine. Uppers. Downers. There are lots of different names for it but it's always the same thing. Drugs. Crack. Dope. Reefer. Baby. PLEASE. Don't have any drugs. Don't pay the doctors to give you drugs. I can help you. All you need is to pray to jesud and he will help you. Will you pray with me?
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24 Jan 21:39
Glenn Hazlett:jesus
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24 Jan 21:40
lanawilliams121:I pray to God all days of my life
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24 Jan 21:41
lanawilliams121:I just need to by the medicine to use to be ok
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24 Jan 21:41
Glenn Hazlett:That's good darling. He will show you the way to be good and not need medicine and drugs to be ok. You can be ok without the drugs you just need Jesus to bless you.
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24 Jan 21:43
lanawilliams121:Ok
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24 Jan 21:43
lanawilliams121:Thanks so much
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24 Jan 21:43
lanawilliams121:I just need aliittle amount to buy some food store to eat to strong
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24 Jan 21:44
Glenn Hazlett:That's great baby. I'm glad you don't need the drugs anymore. Hallejulah in Jesus name amen.
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24 Jan 21:44
lanawilliams121:Thanks so much
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24 Jan 21:46
Glenn Hazlett:What are you some kind of devil worshipper? I said hallejulah in jesus name amen and you don't even say amen? devil!
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24 Jan 21:47
lanawilliams121:I said amen I belive in God so much always and I do go to church ver blessed sunday
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24 Jan 21:48
lanawilliams121:<ding>
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24 Jan 21:49
lanawilliams121:Are you still there for me
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24 Jan 21:50
lanawilliams121:<ding>
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24 Jan 21:51
Glenn Hazlett:sorry baby. I been crying for you and praying for your drug addicted prostitute soul.
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24 Jan 21:53
lanawilliams121:Why are you calling me bad names I hate it pls I am not that kind of person
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24 Jan 21:54
Glenn Hazlett:That's good baby. YES! You used to be a drug addicted whore but now you aren't anymore. You hate that name. Good for you. You are saved! In jesus name amen!
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24 Jan 21:55
lanawilliams121:Thanks so much amen amen amen amen I like that
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24 Jan 21:56
Glenn Hazlett:I like that too baby. Ooh yeah. Lets get down on our knees together.
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24 Jan 21:56
lanawilliams121:Yeah I will do immediately now
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24 Jan 21:57
Glenn Hazlett:I'm doing it too darling. Hold me now because I want to be with you.
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24 Jan 21:57
lanawilliams121:Ok
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24 Jan 21:57
Glenn Hazlett:ok
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24 Jan 21:58
lanawilliams121:I will do that immediately now
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24 Jan 21:58
lanawilliams121:I really like the way you chat with me
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24 Jan 21:59
Glenn Hazlett:I'm doing it too baby. God loves you I love you. Will you say a prayer darling? A prayer for your drug addicted whore soul? You need to be saved darling. Please say a prayer for me and you.
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24 Jan 21:59
lanawilliams121:God love you too
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24 Jan 22:00
Glenn Hazlett:amaen!
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24 Jan 22:00
Glenn Hazlett:amen
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24 Jan 22:00
lanawilliams121:God will protect you forevr
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24 Jan 22:01
lanawilliams121:God will keep you forever with any sickness in the name of God
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24 Jan 22:01
Glenn Hazlett:and you baby. Yes! We saved you tonight. Maybe later you would have sold your body to a man but tonight your body belongs to jesus and me!
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24 Jan 22:02
lanawilliams121:Amen
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24 Jan 22:02
Glenn Hazlett:AMEN!
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24 Jan 22:02
lanawilliams121:Which country are you
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24 Jan 22:02
lanawilliams121:I really like you so much I swear to God
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24 Jan 22:03
lanawilliams121:I want know better I want to talk to you always
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24 Jan 22:03
Glenn Hazlett:Darling I am born again and waiting for the rapture there won't be any countries then only armegeddon and the saved. Will you be saved with me?
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24 Jan 22:04
lanawilliams121:Amen
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24 Jan 22:04
Glenn Hazlett:AMEN!
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24 Jan 22:04
lanawilliams121:I pray so
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24 Jan 22:05
Glenn Hazlett:I know so. I can tahe you with me baby. I can put you on the beautiful arlk to heaven.
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24 Jan 22:05
lanawilliams121:Amen
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24 Jan 22:05
Glenn Hazlett:Sorry baby I'm so excited I can hardly type straight.
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24 Jan 22:05
Glenn Hazlett:AMEN!
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24 Jan 22:05
lanawilliams121:Where are you now and who are you living with
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24 Jan 22:06
Glenn Hazlett:Baby I'm just on my own waiting for the promised day here in my underground room.
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24 Jan 22:07
lanawilliams121:Mean
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24 Jan 22:07
lanawilliams121:I don't understand you
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24 Jan 22:07
Glenn Hazlett:No baby. Just me. By myself.
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24 Jan 22:08
Glenn Hazlett:Do you have someone? Other than your pimp?
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24 Jan 22:08
lanawilliams121:I don't have anybody in my life
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24 Jan 22:08
Glenn Hazlett:Me neither.
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24 Jan 22:09
lanawilliams121:Ok
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24 Jan 22:09
lanawilliams121:I really love that
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24 Jan 22:10
lanawilliams121:<ding>
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24 Jan 22:10
Glenn Hazlett:cant type. crying so much about you not having anybody. so lonely.
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24 Jan 22:10
lanawilliams121:Pls don't cry I am here for you
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24 Jan 22:11
lanawilliams121:I really want you
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24 Jan 22:12
Glenn Hazlett:cznt type
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24 Jan 22:12
lanawilliams121:Why
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24 Jan 22:14
Glenn Hazlett:Sorry baby. I was just crying so much and praying so hard for your jezebel soul. I really think you might be loved now,
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24 Jan 22:15
lanawilliams121:You are making me to be crying now
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24 Jan 22:16
Glenn Hazlett:Let's cry together it's good. I love you God loves yu jesus loves you XXX
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24 Jan 22:16
lanawilliams121:Amen cos God loves you too for ever
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24 Jan 22:17
Glenn Hazlett:AMEN!
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24 Jan 22:17
lanawilliams121:Can we be together
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24 Jan 22:19
Glenn Hazlett:Oh I pray we will be together because judgement day is coming and I need to know a woman before I go to heaven.
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24 Jan 22:19
lanawilliams121:Yeah
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24 Jan 22:19
Glenn Hazlett:Oh yeah!
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24 Jan 22:19
lanawilliams121:Can I be the one for you
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24 Jan 22:20
Glenn Hazlett:Oh I would love you to be the one but there's just a small problem
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24 Jan 22:20
lanawilliams121:What is the problem
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24 Jan 22:23
lanawilliams121:<ding>
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24 Jan 22:24
Glenn Hazlett:Well darling. I don't know how to say it in a christian way but I would guess that you being a drug addicted crack prostitute and all you have probably been with many, many men. But that's ok. Because even Mary magdalen was saved. I want you. I want you to be saved. I want my lfirst and last time with a woman to be with you. But baby you have to confess your sins. If you can do that for me right now. Right here. Then darling I would part the red sea for you I would go tell it on the mountain that you and I are saved and going to be making love before the eyes of the lord and he will see it and say it is good. we will be like adam and eve baby. garden of eden. without sin because no matter what bad and evil things you done in your life together we will wash away those sins. AMEN!!
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24 Jan 22:27
lanawilliams121:Amen too I have confess all my sins since on the first of happy new year to God to forgive and he has forgive me cos he is the only savoiur I have forever
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24 Jan 22:29
Glenn Hazlett:Ok darling that's good. That's a good start. Now you need to tell me what the sins are you want to tell in the eyes of the Lord. And don't be afraid.Don't be shy.I won't jusge you. Only God will do that because as the good book says JUDGE NOT LEST YE BE JUDGED>
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24 Jan 22:31
lanawilliams121:Thanks so much
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24 Jan 22:31
lanawilliams121:I reslly love the way you talk to me
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24 Jan 22:35
Glenn Hazlett:darling. I know you're ashamed. But I want to be with you at the end. 2012. The earth will end it is prophesy. I have all my houses and allmy money and what good will it do me? I want to enter the kingdom of heaven baby. YET IT IS EASIER FOR A CAMEL TO PASS THROUGH THE EYE OF A NEEDLE THAN A RICH MAN TO ENTER THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN. I would really like you to be there with me when the world ends.
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24 Jan 22:36
lanawilliams121:Amen but I want to be with you forever till death passion
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24 Jan 22:36
Glenn Hazlett:AMEN!
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24 Jan 22:37
lanawilliams121:Can you really love me and truth me forever
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24 Jan 22:39
Glenn Hazlett:Yes my darling. I would want to be with you and be saved with you and taken up in the rapture but only if you can confess all the things you have done. If you can trust me with your truth and honesty and repent all the things you have done s a crack whore then Iwould want to take you with me. Can you do that for me darling? Can you do that for yourself?
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24 Jan 22:42
lanawilliams121:I have just sin to God not human being it is bcos I don't pay my taxes to God last december
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24 Jan 22:45
Glenn Hazlett:Sweetheart I know it's hard to face the truth but I feel like you and me are one. God don't care about no taxes. If you are in debyt then I will pay for you. If you need money then I will give to you because I have sinned in the eyes of the lord by being wealthy and COVETING MY NEIGHBOUR'S OX. But I need you to confes your prostitute sins. What did you do in your animal state. What carnal sins did you commit. I won't be jusding. But I need you to tell me so we can be pure together.
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24 Jan 22:46
lanawilliams121:I swear to God that I am still a vigin
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24 Jan 22:50
Glenn Hazlett:Well that just makes me sad baby. That's just what I'd expect a crack prostitute to say. I know you're ashamed. I know you are sorry about all the times you sold your body to men. But darling. If you don't confes sall the things you done with men so you could buty drugs how are you going to face the Lord at Judgement time? Trust me. If you can tell me then you will be ready to join me at the RIGHT HAND OF GOD.
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24 Jan 22:51
lanawilliams121:I. Swear to God that I am only if not God should not forgive me forever
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24 Jan 22:57
Glenn Hazlett:Ok baby. I see you're not ready. I know some of what you did was painful and you wish you never done it. But I'm looking for someone who can be honest in this time of retribution and judgement. I thought it could be you because I want to help someone unfortunate like yourself. Darling I'm so ashamed I made all my money from the banks and the financial markets. Everyone hates me. I need to ATONE FOR MY SINS. I want to give all my money away but only to someone who can also be honest. Baby. I swear before god this is your last chance. Save yourself. Be with me on Armageddon day and I will make you an angel to be taken up to heaven. But you have to say now what you did in your life and then we can build together for the final day. I would love you if you can do that.
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24 Jan 22:57
lanawilliams121:I mean it i
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24 Jan 23:00
Glenn Hazlett:Ok darling. I see you're not serious. That's such a shame.

And with that she was gone…maybe to re-evaluate her life as a scamming piece of crap.

Love Phil X

Not quite a Newb Joined: 05 Jan 2012 Posts: 38

Quote:

Sorry baby. I was just crying so much and praying so hard for your jezebel soul....

I was crying too! Laughing

419Eater is my life Joined: 07 Feb 2012 Posts: 438

very funny, thanks for sharing.

Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 1:24 pm

Now I know I have to keep a closer eye on my ox that you're coveting!!

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