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Bart Fargo
Corporate Baiter
Joined: 22 May 2010
Posts: 1605
Location: Free munchies for the cantaloupe masters
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Mon Jan 16, 2012 5:17 pm |
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Granted. You can now have any situation manipulated in your favor. However everyone else in the world has that power now too. So it really makes an interesting situation in the world. Look at this moment it's the best Genie can do right now.
I wish I could fart rainbows!! |
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Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 6259
Location: Trumpton
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Mon Jan 16, 2012 7:26 pm |
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Granted, however each fart also attracts lighting bolts from the storm which smoke your ass.
I wish I could come up with a witty reply to some of these wishes |
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ParaNoid
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Wed Jan 18, 2012 6:15 am |
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The Genie grants this wish, you do come up with witty responses, but you have so many of them swirling around in your mind, you don't know which one to chose. You get dizzy trying to pick one.
I wish I understood how starfish regrow their damaged limbs. |
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Bart Fargo
Corporate Baiter
Joined: 22 May 2010
Posts: 1605
Location: Free munchies for the cantaloupe masters
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Thu Jan 19, 2012 2:05 am |
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Granted. You now understand this information. However the info scares the hell out of you and you decide to dive into the Mariana's trench to tell the deep sea starfish to stop. Bu the great pressures kill you. Stick to internet pRon next time ok??
I wish I had that magic touch!! |
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Wurzgnubbel
419Eater is my life
Joined: 07 Apr 2006
Posts: 441
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Thu Jan 19, 2012 2:15 pm |
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Granted, everything you touch magically turns into a rhinoceros from now on. So you better be careful with those hands!
I wish for sexual intercourse with a fairly young, pretty woman right now. |
_________________ Now i know that you are nothing but a rouge, a killer, a resist, aback bitter, a lie, a tourt, a nornentity, a surscy human being. (Mister Larry Kent)
the test question here is still who is the bastard b@la h@ssan, so were did you change the test question, and there is no change in this slip, this is the first slip you sent to me, you are wasting my time and dont call me a bastard in your next mail. (Hitman B@la H@ssan)
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bearkat419
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jun 2007
Posts: 4445
Location: Houston, TX
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Thu Jan 19, 2012 5:28 pm |
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Granted. And now her father is chasing you with a shotgun...
I wish I wasn't so bored at work right now.
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Bart Fargo
Corporate Baiter
Joined: 22 May 2010
Posts: 1605
Location: Free munchies for the cantaloupe masters
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Fri Jan 20, 2012 1:11 am |
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Granted. You are now given a ton of work that must be finished in 4 hours or you lose your job. Not so bored eh?
I wish 10% of the worlds population who are considered idiots would die and replaced by an equal number of people who are smart and make smart decisions. |
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Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 6259
Location: Trumpton
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Fri Jan 20, 2012 8:21 pm |
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Granted, 10% of the population considered as idiots have been duly withdrawn from the gene pool, however, this has suddenly created a complete void when it come to Eater Mods, as they were all deemed to be in the category chosen, now mayhem rules.
I wish I was best friends with mayhem |
_________________ x2 Co bait with Rumbero Sao Tome island to Gabon van donation
Co bait with Jayhawk and VJD. Stanley's bottle tour Aba to Lagos
Team Hector, airport in installments and St Louis to Kayes
Halil, Cotonou to Accra
+ Precious 10/08/11
x8 x34 x 73
grown up man like him, still doing all this shit games - Stanley, (he doesn't like Parcel Direct)
You again do the strange reflections stuffed with drugs? - Natalia
x3 Hector 24/1/13 Moses 15th Oct 2011
x 2Mick Ole 11th Sept 2014-16 Asare Akuffo start 4th Aug 2014 |
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Bart Fargo
Corporate Baiter
Joined: 22 May 2010
Posts: 1605
Location: Free munchies for the cantaloupe masters
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Fri Jan 20, 2012 11:59 pm |
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Granterd, you become friends with the band Mayhem. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mayhem_%28band%29 However you find them kinda creepy but your bonded to them forever.
I wish somebody would make Star TrekII: The wrath of Khan into a musical play. |
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ParaNoid
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Sat Jan 21, 2012 2:59 am |
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Granted, but it is a total flop. No one goes to see it and you get charged with the production costs, renting the theater, orchestra and paying the actors. Sorry about your life savings.
I wish I had a nice power boat. |
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Sat Jan 21, 2012 2:48 pm |
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Bart Fargo
Corporate Baiter
Joined: 22 May 2010
Posts: 1605
Location: Free munchies for the cantaloupe masters
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Sun Jan 22, 2012 1:25 am |
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Granted. You now are graduating 3rd grade with a 4.0 in fingerpainting skills. Doesn't mean a darn thing in the real world.
I wish that everywhere I travelled in the world I would always have an available FREE parking space without any risk of being towed or booted. |
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deadk1ng
Underboss
Joined: 24 Oct 2011
Posts: 557
Location: Gulf Coast U.S.A
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Sun Jan 22, 2012 1:44 am |
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Granted...but your license has been suspended and you must walk everywhere.
I wish cabbage would explode whenever someone tried to cook it |
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Wurzgnubbel
419Eater is my life
Joined: 07 Apr 2006
Posts: 441
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Sun Jan 22, 2012 11:31 am |
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Genie wonders and shakes his head but then grants your wish. Of course you will have to be advised how to do it, so genie decides to cook some cabbage (several tons) right at your house.
Now most of your neighbourhood is blown up, but you (or what's left of you) now has this shiny new magical ability to blow up things by cooking cabbage. Enjoy.
I wish my boss had a pig's face and a pigtail. |
_________________ Now i know that you are nothing but a rouge, a killer, a resist, aback bitter, a lie, a tourt, a nornentity, a surscy human being. (Mister Larry Kent)
the test question here is still who is the bastard b@la h@ssan, so were did you change the test question, and there is no change in this slip, this is the first slip you sent to me, you are wasting my time and dont call me a bastard in your next mail. (Hitman B@la H@ssan)
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Bart Fargo
Corporate Baiter
Joined: 22 May 2010
Posts: 1605
Location: Free munchies for the cantaloupe masters
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Sun Jan 22, 2012 12:58 pm |
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Granted. Your boss has a pig's face and tail. However nobody at work seems to notice or care. And your boss doesn't change either. Oh well.
I wish all melons had legs. |
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DungDigger
frivolous bustard
Joined: 13 Jul 2010
Posts: 376
Location: Undercover, on top of things and beside myself.
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Sun Jan 22, 2012 2:27 pm |
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Kazaaam! Granted. All melons have grown legs and are, even as we speak, galloping to the nearest cliffs and hurling themselves over the edge. It's just HORRIBLE down there.
I wish I had some chocolate biscuits right now. |
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CoyoteBait
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 13 Jan 2010
Posts: 12
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Mon Jan 23, 2012 4:37 pm |
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Granted. Genie conjours a dozen chocolate biscuits to give to you. Unfortunatly they looked so delicious genie ate them all. You can have the crumbs. Oops, genie ate them too.
I wish I had a glass of milk. |
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ParaNoid
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Tue Jan 24, 2012 6:20 am |
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Granaaanted, You had a glass of milk, but the cow the milk was taken from wanted her milk back so she enilsted an angry Mexican Fighting bull to take her side. He wants your hide. Good thing Milk Does a Body Good.
I wish to go hunting soon. |
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wokabo
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Sep 2004
Posts: 825
Location: best beer country in onomatopoeia world
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Tue Jan 24, 2012 9:33 am |
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Granted, the hunters are ready for you. You better start running NOW.
I wish potential future suicide bombers would come to their senses. |
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Bart Fargo
Corporate Baiter
Joined: 22 May 2010
Posts: 1605
Location: Free munchies for the cantaloupe masters
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Tue Jan 24, 2012 7:32 pm |
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Granted. They do, and decide to strap on MORE explosives and do more damage. Thank you for the encouragement.
I wish I had more durable curtain rods |
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CoyoteBait
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 13 Jan 2010
Posts: 12
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Tue Jan 24, 2012 8:20 pm |
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Granted. All of your curtain rods are now 1-ton 4130-steel bars. Too bad the weight causes your house to collapse.
I wish the rain would stop for the rest of this evening. |
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ParaNoid
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
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Location: Looking for Steward.
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Sat Jan 28, 2012 3:09 am |
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Granted, but because the Genie delayed answering you for a couple of days. I hope you are ready for some more rain, or maybe snow. The Genie has been taunting Mother Nature.
I wish the good old days could be recreated. |
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Bart Fargo
Corporate Baiter
Joined: 22 May 2010
Posts: 1605
Location: Free munchies for the cantaloupe masters
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Sat Jan 28, 2012 3:14 am |
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Granted. But your idea for the good ol' days is the 1970's. Everyone is now in stupid looking clothing and bad hair cuts. No one likes your wish.
I wish I had a better conclusion for that wish that was granted. |
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deadk1ng
Underboss
Joined: 24 Oct 2011
Posts: 557
Location: Gulf Coast U.S.A
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Sat Jan 28, 2012 4:39 am |
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granted but the time to post it is past, no onw will ever know your genius
I wish I was a genius |
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ParaNoid
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
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Location: Looking for Steward.
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Sun Jan 29, 2012 6:28 am |
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Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha ha ha <snicker> <snicker> ROFL. The Genie composes itself and realizes something needs to be said here. "The Genie grants wishes, it does not perform miracles.
I wish I knew the meaning of life. |
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"If I get mad at you, please just understand me. I am just being ParaNoid because I love you so much." - unknown
Visit www.scamwarners.com |
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