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Dr Mike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Jun 2010
Posts: 3264
Location: Due north
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Fri Jan 20, 2012 7:20 pm |
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Oh Mr Koffur is gonna like that, did you happen to sign that mail with a name. I'm thinking a call to him in a few days asking if anyone tried to reach me might do the trick and push him all the way over. |
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bearkat419
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jun 2007
Posts: 4445
Location: Houston, TX
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Fri Jan 20, 2012 10:01 pm |
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Oh man. That is classic  |
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MuzunguTheHuntress
419Eater is my life
Joined: 16 Jan 2012
Posts: 459
Location: The nether reaches of lad hell
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Fri Jan 20, 2012 10:32 pm |
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I so do *not* belong here. This (and every other bait I've read) is absolutely amazing. I'm in awe. Truly humbled by the amount of creativity here. Love the mass e-mail of his # to the "ladies"...
something to aspire to .... |
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Hitlad Anderson .. "you lie Gomer...........
Gomer, what the hell do you want from me, be BOLD to tell me?" (who knew .. Gomer had a sex change?)
Inept with the video splitter, romance lad Ray Robinson .. "...I have never been to Hoosgow but will like to have a trip there on day." <laddie, I hope to help you with that.  >
Anderson: ask the Doc if my perfect sperm can make you pregnant and i wont fail. (to my character's recent surgery - a hysterectomy.)
'abeg' challenged "David Nelson", worlds most inept romance lad: se u won dey abuse me ni?? (from english to laddish in 2.5 seconds.)
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TheProbie
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 24 Oct 2010
Posts: 907
Location: Guarding Goat #1
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Fri Jan 20, 2012 11:09 pm |
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^^ I have to admit that I got the inspiration for the "hello ladies" massmail from another baiter (to be accurate, that other baiter was Benjamin_Franklin). And if you wish to inflict pain to a bunch of scammers, you are in the right place. Every bit of baiting is valid, as long as you waste the scammer's time and resources.
@Dr. Mike - nope, sorry. When 419baiter posts another harvest of lads, I will add a name. Do you have any specific wishes to what I should sign my next bunch of mails as. If you don't, then you have a new associate at SS named Jeremie. |
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Dai Teatime - real name Anderson Frank:
- Lagos to Accra (WIMP) + unconfirmed travel from Lagos to Cotonou
- Lagos to Nairobi (big beacon hunt, starring Robert Heinrich - featuring myself, Dr. Mike, Muzungu, Gwonam and TheDane)
best quote: I HATE MYSELF MORE EACH DAY TO REALISE THAT I FALL A VICTIM.
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"Why will i be afraid? Even the government knows its was a result of what they did to us back then, although is not encouraging but it can't stop" - Lad answering if he's afraid of being punished |
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Dr Mike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Jun 2010
Posts: 3264
Location: Due north
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Fri Jan 20, 2012 11:23 pm |
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No worries, i can just call when his phone is switched on again and present myself as chairman Gomer and tell him that i am most displeased with him answering all the magas that was supposed to call me. He now owe me loads of money. |
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mr.scissorkick
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Feb 2009
Posts: 1973
Location: 50.299209,-3.650293
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Sat Jan 21, 2012 6:09 am |
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Sent the wee lad a general interest email.
We'll see if he's still hungry, and if he still has a taste for bullshit. |
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TheProbie
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 24 Oct 2010
Posts: 907
Location: Guarding Goat #1
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Sat Jan 21, 2012 11:03 pm |
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I decided to hit a few more lads with this lad's number.
Why? For the hell of it.
I sent this message to all of the guymen out there:
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| I TELL U THIS TRULY THAT U WILL NEVER BREAK FREE FROM HOOKS ROOTS OR ANY SPIRITUAL BONDAGE BECAUSE U ARE A CAUSED MAN WHO LACK ANY FAITH AS OF THIS MOMENT. I AM AN AGENT OF SATAN AND FEAR U NOT. GOD HAS FORSAKEN U AS UR PARENTS HAVE. U AR NOTHING. U AR DIRT. U WILL DIE WHEN U WALK IN THE RAIN. THE BLACK HATRED BLOOD OF SATAN MY LORD WILL COVER UR EYES TILL U AR BLIND TO ALL THAT IS ON THIS EART AND U SHALL THEN GO TO THE RIVER AN PASS URSELF. HANG UR SELF NOW BEFORE THE RAINS COME. U MAY CALL me TO BEG FORGIVNESS +233273222438 AGENT OF SATAN |
Yep, I found it here on eater. Just subbed in the lad's number instead
Wait, what... Kufor Addo himself has responded to this e-mail. How the hell did he end up on my list of lads?
Looks like he didn't notice the number on the mail though, since this was his reply
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| I TELL YOU MAN,AM NOT SCARED OF THE DEVIL HIM SELF,NOT OF HIS SAVANT.YOU ARE JUST NOTHING BUT A DOST BILL THAT HAS BEEN USED BY THE CHILDREN OF THE DEVIL NOTHING EVEN THE DEVIL HIM SELF.I SAVE A LIVING GOD THAT WILL NEVER FORSAKE ME EVEN WHEN I GO ASTRAL,AND I TELL YOU THAT BY THE MEASURE OF THAT NAME JESUS EVERY KNEE SHARE BARE AND EVERY TOUGH SHARE CONFESS THAT HE IS THE LORD.THE AGENT OF SATAN THAT SEND EMAIL.HAHAHAHAHAH YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A BIG FULL.GO TO HEAR MAN I DON'T EVEN CARE TO KNOW WHO THEY FUCK YOU ARE.EMEKPA LIKE YOU. |
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Dai Teatime - real name Anderson Frank:
- Lagos to Accra (WIMP) + unconfirmed travel from Lagos to Cotonou
- Lagos to Nairobi (big beacon hunt, starring Robert Heinrich - featuring myself, Dr. Mike, Muzungu, Gwonam and TheDane)
best quote: I HATE MYSELF MORE EACH DAY TO REALISE THAT I FALL A VICTIM.
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x5 - Charity lads
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"Why will i be afraid? Even the government knows its was a result of what they did to us back then, although is not encouraging but it can't stop" - Lad answering if he's afraid of being punished |
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Nailgunner
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 May 2008
Posts: 8727
Location: ̢̝̣̳̗ͅş̱̖̹͉̬̣̖h̷̗͉̘̱͍̗ͅr͉̙̖̥͡_̛i̦̞n̷͉͈̺̪̯̹E̸͎̫̭̞̙ͅ
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Sat Jan 21, 2012 11:23 pm |
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^ off to the insult thread with him  Brilliant phone calls there. |
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TheProbie
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 24 Oct 2010
Posts: 907
Location: Guarding Goat #1
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Sun Jan 22, 2012 2:31 am |
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Sounds like a good idea. I can't believe that he hasn't realized that the number in the agent of satan mail is his own. Maybe it's two different lads, one on the phone, one on mail. I can only hope that if it's two lads, that he called the number and found out that it's his own oga.. after throwing a couple of insults |
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Dai Teatime - real name Anderson Frank:
- Lagos to Accra (WIMP) + unconfirmed travel from Lagos to Cotonou
- Lagos to Nairobi (big beacon hunt, starring Robert Heinrich - featuring myself, Dr. Mike, Muzungu, Gwonam and TheDane)
best quote: I HATE MYSELF MORE EACH DAY TO REALISE THAT I FALL A VICTIM.
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x5 - Charity lads
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"Why will i be afraid? Even the government knows its was a result of what they did to us back then, although is not encouraging but it can't stop" - Lad answering if he's afraid of being punished |
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Nailgunner
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 May 2008
Posts: 8727
Location: ̢̝̣̳̗ͅş̱̖̹͉̬̣̖h̷̗͉̘̱͍̗ͅr͉̙̖̥͡_̛i̦̞n̷͉͈̺̪̯̹E̸͎̫̭̞̙ͅ
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Sun Jan 22, 2012 2:50 am |
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He actually provides some pretty good material by himself. I might nick his rant up there and fit it to my auto-responder. Who knows what he'll come up with after some real torment?
@probie: Love your "hello ladies" approach, I lol'd |
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DungDigger
frivolous bustard
Joined: 13 Jul 2010
Posts: 376
Location: Undercover, on top of things and beside myself.
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Sun Jan 22, 2012 3:21 pm |
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We called him once again and he was..mm... unresponsive. He is utterly tired of Bob, Hans and all things that have to do with the SS. And that means that there is only one option left. Massbait!!!
His email is: [email protected]
His number is: +233273222438
Straightbaiting, churchbaits, late night pizza ordering. All is allowed. If anyone wanna have fun with him he is all yours. |
Thanks Dr Mike. I have dangled church funds for community projects in front of his greedy little eyes. I shall play him like a violin and hope to hear some screeching top notes shortly. |
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GreyAmadeus
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 19 Jul 2010
Posts: 730
Location: Compu-Hyper-Global-Mega-Net
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Mon Jan 23, 2012 12:56 pm |
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Haven't been on the forum for a while but this is just the sort of bait that reminds me why I love this place.
TheDane's calls are always brilliant. Great baiting guys |
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From: "you are the most important and special person in my life as far as this deal is concern"
To: "I ALREADY KNOW YOU ARE A BIG FOOL. I WILL APOLOGIZE ONLY FOR YOUR ASS AND BIG HEAD"
...in two weeks - Jean-Pierre
"We have had enough of these irregularities and we are not ready to play along with your antics anymore!" - Robert Lukman
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Benjamin_Franklin
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Mar 2006
Posts: 669
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Mon Jan 23, 2012 5:00 pm |
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@TheProbie - Hahaha excellent to see the "hello ladies" approach being used by someone else. Bonus that you got some replies! Nicely done. |
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TheProbie
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 24 Oct 2010
Posts: 907
Location: Guarding Goat #1
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Mon Jan 23, 2012 8:46 pm |
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^^ Thank you for that brilliant idea  |
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Dai Teatime - real name Anderson Frank:
- Lagos to Accra (WIMP) + unconfirmed travel from Lagos to Cotonou
- Lagos to Nairobi (big beacon hunt, starring Robert Heinrich - featuring myself, Dr. Mike, Muzungu, Gwonam and TheDane)
best quote: I HATE MYSELF MORE EACH DAY TO REALISE THAT I FALL A VICTIM.
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x5 - Charity lads
x6 x2
"Why will i be afraid? Even the government knows its was a result of what they did to us back then, although is not encouraging but it can't stop" - Lad answering if he's afraid of being punished |
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deadk1ng
Underboss
Joined: 24 Oct 2011
Posts: 557
Location: Gulf Coast U.S.A
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Mon Jan 23, 2012 11:41 pm |
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