Corrupt a wish Genie

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Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2012 5:17 pm

Granted. You can now have any situation manipulated in your favor. However everyone else in the world has that power now too. So it really makes an interesting situation in the world. Look at this moment it's the best Genie can do right now.

I wish I could fart rainbows!! Twisted Evil

Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2012 7:26 pm

Granted, however each fart also attracts lighting bolts from the storm which smoke your ass.

I wish I could come up with a witty reply to some of these wishes

Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2012 6:15 am

The Genie grants this wish, you do come up with witty responses, but you have so many of them swirling around in your mind, you don't know which one to chose. You get dizzy trying to pick one.

I wish I understood how starfish regrow their damaged limbs.

Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2012 2:05 am

Granted. You now understand this information. However the info scares the hell out of you and you decide to dive into the Mariana's trench to tell the deep sea starfish to stop. Bu the great pressures kill you. Stick to internet pRon next time ok??

I wish I had that magic touch!!

419Eater is my life Joined: 07 Apr 2006 Posts: 441

Granted, everything you touch magically turns into a rhinoceros from now on. So you better be careful with those hands!

I wish for sexual intercourse with a fairly young, pretty woman right now.

Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2012 5:28 pm

Granted. And now her father is chasing you with a shotgun...

I wish I wasn't so bored at work right now.

Laughing

Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 1:11 am

Granted. You are now given a ton of work that must be finished in 4 hours or you lose your job. Not so bored eh?

I wish 10% of the worlds population who are considered idiots would die and replaced by an equal number of people who are smart and make smart decisions.

Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 8:21 pm

Granted, 10% of the population considered as idiots have been duly withdrawn from the gene pool, however, this has suddenly created a complete void when it come to Eater Mods, as they were all deemed to be in the category chosen, now mayhem rules.

I wish I was best friends with mayhem

Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 11:59 pm

Granterd, you become friends with the band Mayhem. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mayhem_%28band%29 However you find them kinda creepy but your bonded to them forever.

I wish somebody would make Star TrekII: The wrath of Khan into a musical play.

Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2012 2:59 am

Granted, but it is a total flop. No one goes to see it and you get charged with the production costs, renting the theater, orchestra and paying the actors. Sorry about your life savings.

I wish I had a nice power boat.

Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2012 2:48 pm

Granted! You now have a shiny new miniature RC boat you can play with in the bathtub!

I wish I could graduate with a 4.0 GPA, RIGHT NOW!

Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2012 1:25 am

Granted. You now are graduating 3rd grade with a 4.0 in fingerpainting skills. Doesn't mean a darn thing in the real world.

I wish that everywhere I travelled in the world I would always have an available FREE parking space without any risk of being towed or booted.

Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2012 1:44 am

Granted...but your license has been suspended and you must walk everywhere.

I wish cabbage would explode whenever someone tried to cook it

419Eater is my life Joined: 07 Apr 2006 Posts: 441

Genie wonders and shakes his head but then grants your wish. Of course you will have to be advised how to do it, so genie decides to cook some cabbage (several tons) right at your house.

Now most of your neighbourhood is blown up, but you (or what's left of you) now has this shiny new magical ability to blow up things by cooking cabbage. Enjoy.

I wish my boss had a pig's face and a pigtail.

Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2012 12:58 pm

Granted. Your boss has a pig's face and tail. However nobody at work seems to notice or care. And your boss doesn't change either. Oh well.

I wish all melons had legs.

Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2012 2:27 pm

Kazaaam! Granted. All melons have grown legs and are, even as we speak, galloping to the nearest cliffs and hurling themselves over the edge. It's just HORRIBLE down there.

I wish I had some chocolate biscuits right now.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 13 Jan 2010 Posts: 12

Granted. Genie conjours a dozen chocolate biscuits to give to you. Unfortunatly they looked so delicious genie ate them all. You can have the crumbs. Oops, genie ate them too.

I wish I had a glass of milk.

Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 6:20 am

Granaaanted, You had a glass of milk, but the cow the milk was taken from wanted her milk back so she enilsted an angry Mexican Fighting bull to take her side. He wants your hide. Good thing Milk Does a Body Good.

I wish to go hunting soon.

Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 9:33 am

Granted, the hunters are ready for you. You better start running NOW.

I wish potential future suicide bombers would come to their senses.

Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 7:32 pm

Granted. They do, and decide to strap on MORE explosives and do more damage. Thank you for the encouragement.

I wish I had more durable curtain rods

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 13 Jan 2010 Posts: 12

Granted. All of your curtain rods are now 1-ton 4130-steel bars. Too bad the weight causes your house to collapse.

I wish the rain would stop for the rest of this evening.

Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 3:09 am

Granted, but because the Genie delayed answering you for a couple of days. I hope you are ready for some more rain, or maybe snow. The Genie has been taunting Mother Nature.

I wish the good old days could be recreated.

Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 3:14 am

Granted. But your idea for the good ol' days is the 1970's. Everyone is now in stupid looking clothing and bad hair cuts. No one likes your wish.

I wish I had a better conclusion for that wish that was granted.

Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 4:39 am

granted but the time to post it is past, no onw will ever know your genius

I wish I was a genius

Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2012 6:28 am

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha ha ha <snicker> <snicker> ROFL. The Genie composes itself and realizes something needs to be said here. "The Genie grants wishes, it does not perform miracles. Laughing

I wish I knew the meaning of life.