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krudyf_ingernails
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 28 Jun 2005
Posts: 91
Location: Risky Freeland
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Fri Jan 13, 2012 4:44 pm |
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I have the misfortune to be dealing with some real lazy idiots who are suppliers to clients of mine. They drive me to distraction but usually I manage a veneer of politeness when I email them. Today I wrote them a most intemperate missive - just as if I were giving a lad a slap - and realised I was still in Eater mode. I thought I'd better tone it down a bit but when I re-read it, I decided I quite liked having turned into a bastard. Am I doomed? |
_________________ Some people are like Slinkys: not much use for anything, but still make you smile when you throw them down a flight of stairs
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krudyf_ingernails
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 28 Jun 2005
Posts: 91
Location: Risky Freeland
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Fri Jan 13, 2012 5:12 pm |
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Update: I've had a reply from The Idiot in which he has ignored my demands and carried on with his own agenda. Does this sound familiar to anyone? I wonder if he is moonlighting from his normal job in Nigeria. |
_________________ Some people are like Slinkys: not much use for anything, but still make you smile when you throw them down a flight of stairs
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The Craptastic Goddess
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 11 Jan 2012
Posts: 61
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Fri Jan 13, 2012 5:56 pm |
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Don't think of it as being doomed, but rather an addition to your personality traits |
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Nailgunner
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 May 2008
Posts: 8727
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Fri Jan 13, 2012 6:25 pm |
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Eater has been excellent training for handling clients and suppliers. Slap harder. |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Fri Jan 13, 2012 6:26 pm |
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Q. Does baiting turn you into a bastard?
A. Many of us were bastards to begin with. |
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next victim
Baiting Guru
Joined: 27 Mar 2011
Posts: 21158
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Fri Jan 13, 2012 6:50 pm |
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^ I must agree with PF! I was already that way, this just makes it more fun! |
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bearkat419
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jun 2007
Posts: 4445
Location: Houston, TX
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Fri Jan 13, 2012 8:10 pm |
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I haven't lost my veneer of politeness with idiot suppliers. I have, however, sent them corrupted dll files when they asked me to scan some pointless document
What's worse, is I've had this fact ignored ... |
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Cheryl Tunt
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 11 Jan 2012
Posts: 5
Location: Peckham, Paris, Lagos
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Fri Jan 13, 2012 9:57 pm |
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Ahem, some of us are bitches. |
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Tururut
Elite Baiter
Joined: 13 Jun 2011
Posts: 1597
Location: Lost in translation
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Fri Jan 13, 2012 10:10 pm |
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Well I'd say it has worked differently for me. Being able to be a real bastard with the lads allows me to be calmer in RL. |
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My wife divorce our marraige because I failed to provide proper maintenance of the family. |
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TheProbie
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 24 Oct 2010
Posts: 907
Location: Guarding Goat #1
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Fri Jan 13, 2012 10:22 pm |
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I would have to agree with PF.
I actually think that baiting has the exact opposite effect on me, that I'm a nicer guy, because I let my inner bastard get satisfied through baiting. It's alright to be an asshole to those who deserve it, after all. |
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pilliwinks
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 05 Jan 2012
Posts: 38
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Fri Jan 13, 2012 11:59 pm |
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Agreed, even though there are certainly folks in RL who deserve it, it's best I save that venom for the lads.
(Plus it reduces the chances of getting punched in the snout.) |
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The Craptastic Goddess
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 11 Jan 2012
Posts: 61
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Sat Jan 14, 2012 12:07 am |
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Cheryl Tunt wrote: |
Ahem, some of us are bitches. |
Hear hear sista!!
I myself, am The Ultimate Bitch Instructor |
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Nailgunner
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 May 2008
Posts: 8727
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Sat Jan 14, 2012 1:25 am |
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^ teach me, mistress |
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Gimli
Baiting Guru
Joined: 28 Jan 2011
Posts: 2484
Location: Middle-Earth
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Sat Jan 14, 2012 1:31 am |
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I don't know if it's made me a bastard (I was well on my way to that before starting baiting), but it's definitely affected my RL. In some cases for the better, for example knowing more about website hosting has helped me some in a technology class I'm taking in university. In other cases it's just sort of leaked out into RL. I was filling out an online form for uni the other day and when I got to the address part I started to put in my main baiting character's fake address by mistake. |
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The Craptastic Goddess
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 11 Jan 2012
Posts: 61
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Sat Jan 14, 2012 3:36 am |
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Nailgunner wrote: |
^ teach me, mistress |
Well, for starters you have to be much more submissive than that |
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Benjamin_Franklin
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Mar 2006
Posts: 669
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Sat Jan 14, 2012 3:41 am |
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I use baiting to channel my inner mean bastard. Normally I'm about as easy going and laid back as a person can be. |
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bobdemol
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Dec 2008
Posts: 2212
Location: Belgium
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Sat Jan 14, 2012 3:49 am |
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@ All: Wondering what SOOI is gonna reply to this thread |
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buried under 419 emails
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Oct 2003
Posts: 4747
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Sat Jan 14, 2012 6:34 am |
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I really haven’t had much of a personality change in the real world. But eater allows me to release my inner bastard. |
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you realy made me a fool which i dont expected from you" mr malambo
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mr.scissorkick
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Feb 2009
Posts: 1973
Location: 50.299209,-3.650293
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Sat Jan 14, 2012 7:59 am |
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As P. Frank and others said, you may be seeing a post hoc ergo propter hoc scenario playing out. [/shameless use of limited supply of latin phrases]
Think of Eater as the brick wall upon which you sharpen your bastard toothbrush to effectively make the world your bitch. |
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krudyf_ingernails
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 28 Jun 2005
Posts: 91
Location: Risky Freeland
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Sat Jan 14, 2012 9:09 am |
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bearkat419 wrote: |
I haven't lost my veneer of politeness with idiot suppliers. I have, however, sent them corrupted dll files when they asked me to scan some pointless document
What's worse, is I've had this fact ignored ... |
Hehehe. I am definitely going to find an excuse to do that. They have effectively been doing that to me.
I divide lad slaps into three categories, which can, of course, be combined freely:
1 you are an idiot
2 comply or else
3 stream of invective
I have treated my LIS (Lazy Idiot Supplier) to liberal doses of 2 and implications of 1. I have so far avoided any 3, although my personal favourite "I'm gonna to stick to you like your uncle's jizz in your mother's hair" might come in useful later. |
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the vampire
Baiting Guru
Joined: 27 Jul 2008
Posts: 3601
Location: playmobil land
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Sat Jan 14, 2012 10:17 am |
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If you are unhappy about these suppliers, find some other ones. |
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dbest03
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Feb 2004
Posts: 370
Location: Australia
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Sat Jan 14, 2012 12:30 pm |
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Baiting helps with keeping my blood pressure down in RL. Vent mountains of spleen upon deserving lads. Only time I vent any spleen in RL is upon the vermin who treat animals badly. |
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Robert Heinrich der 1.
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Oct 2010
Posts: 3877
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Sat Jan 14, 2012 12:35 pm |
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as I face the challenges of unemployment right now, there are some human recource departments of different companies aswell as our nice and of course very customerfriendly job center (Arbeitsmarktservice), which acts like an agency, but is in fact a private yet state owned company with some extra rights and with a lot of very lazy people.
And it's maybe just a matter of time till I begin sending my applications via our snail or @llst@r or some other company...
The real advantage is: I performed on slap two days ago against two hr-employees of a recuiter-company... and I had their oga as bcc. phoned with one of them yesterday... her butt seemed to be slapped very hard |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Sat Jan 14, 2012 2:26 pm |
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Baiting has made me sweeter than Mamma's Apple Pie.
Or, maybe it was Corona's Cakes? Ah, who cares?!! |
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krudyf_ingernails
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 28 Jun 2005
Posts: 91
Location: Risky Freeland
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Sat Jan 14, 2012 2:33 pm |
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the vampire wrote: |
If you are unhappy about these suppliers, find some other ones. |
They wouldn't be my suppliers for ten minutes. They are suppliers to very good clients of mine. Unfortunately I have to work with them to integrate our systems. |
_________________ Some people are like Slinkys: not much use for anything, but still make you smile when you throw them down a flight of stairs
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