$ecurity $hield lad loses it. (updated with classic Q&A)

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Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2012 2:44 pm

Dr Mike wrote:

Yes, but if you have any other suggestions what he could have meant I am all ears.

Bodily function using an 'i' instead of 'e'? Laughing

Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2012 3:15 pm

Quote:

Q: When was the last time you went to the restroom?
A: COUPLE OF YEARS

You really should dig this one out Laughing

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 28 Sep 2010 Posts: 923

Quote:

Q: When was the last time you went to the restroom?
A: COUPLE OF YEARS

If he means an actual restroom then this might make sense if he is "SHEETING" on his wife all the time.

Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2012 5:04 pm

You dirty people might be on to something here. He have a really tight stomach and can only take a dump when in Edo State or something. Either way he clearly got some issues.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 23 Mar 2006 Posts: 669

I believe it would be appropriate for a medical or cleaning professional to contact him. Perhaps some sort of alarm flag was triggered as a result of those answers? At the very least he needs some guidance on how to properly laundry following a sheeting.

Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2012 12:26 am

Our lad does seem to be willing to play with Hans but he is rather flaky.

lad wrote:

I HAD ALL YOU HAVE SAID BUT ALL THE SAME MY SHARE OF THE MONEY MOST GET TO ME FIRST BEFORE I WILL AGREE TO HIM THAT I HAVE PICK UP THE MONEY IF I DID NOT GET MY TOMORROW I WILL TELL HIM THAT THE MONEY WAS PICK UP BY YOU AND I WILL FORWARD ALL THE EMAILS YOU HAVE SEND TO ME TO HIM AND YOUR EMAIL IP WILL BE VERIFY BY HIM AND YOU NO WHAT THAT MEANS.AM WAITING FOR MY SHARE FIRST THING TOMORROW MORNING.

GOOD LUCK MY PARTNER IN CRIME.

So he want to rat me out. I pointed out to him the stupidity in that and that it would only have the effect that i took all his money. And besides he does not call the shots i do. All the 437 questions aside, he does seem rather dull. He constantly try to make silly demands and get Hans to play to his tune.

lad wrote:

send my share of the money through the western union not any specific bank,i will not risk my receiver because of $120 i only started the transaction with the $240 but if you think you will give me instruction the eat the hole $240 i am more than$20.000.all the same if my Clint ask me i will tell him that i have receive the money.i only think we can work together to archive more money.but if you are starting this way then sail on,eat what you don't work for(scammer logic at its best).have fun i am more than that.two care owner with a big mansion.i will even send you more if you need.flex on boy is your luck.

regard don
koffi addo.

...and Hans stomp him every time.

Hans wrote:

No. The money have to be picked up at the Prudantial Bank at Maloka Market for reasons i have already given you. Nothing else will work as i do not plan to get caught.
And i know that the $240 is just the start. But i have seen a lot of filthy scammers going through my net. And i can tell you that you no NOT have $20,000.

If you had you would not have spent 4 fucking hours answering a total of 437 questions. That reeks of desperation, you are most likely poor as a rat and live in a dirty hut in the slums. Along with your wife that you cheat on. Yes i read your answers and i greatly enjoyed wasting your time, how you kissed at the age of 18 and shit like that. No person that had $20,000 would spend 4 hours to collect a mere $240. Mugu

Now if you wanna play it is MY way or the highway. It is about time you learn that

My offer still stands, if you wanna go through and scam Bob with my help i will have 50% and i will have it my way.

He bark a lot but thus far he have never bitten. I guess it is true, you don't bite the hand that feed you. Instead he moved on with the second part of his script with Bob. He is set to arrive in Sweden at 4 pm tomorrow. Somehow i think there will be a hitch and he will need more money. I hope it is a lot so that he have more incentive to work hard for his money. Hans can be a really bitch sometimes.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 30 Oct 2011 Posts: 66

"i am more than that.two care owner with a big mansion"

I'd like to see his abode and his two cares.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 05 Jan 2012 Posts: 38

That he believes he can turn you in proves he believes in $ecurity $hield. (As if 4 hours of answering stupid questions wasn't proof enough.)

This is some exquisite lad pain! bow_down

Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2012 11:38 am

^^^ I'm not too sure about that... remember that last answer of his?

Dr Mike wrote:

Q: What date from 2005 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
A: YOU PEOPLE ARE USELESS.I WILL NOT ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS AGAIN

Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2012 11:29 am

Sadly enough the lad didn't see the logic in Hans words.

Quote:

FUCK YOU MAN.I DON'T WORK WITH ON SERIOUS PEOPLE LIKE YOU.AND FOR YOUR INFORMATION I HAVE NOT LESS THAN FIVE BOYS IN MY OFFICE HOW ANSWER THOSE QUESTIONS.I TELL YOU AM MORE THAN WHAT YOU THINK.FLEX ON THE MONEY I HAVE MORE THAN THAT.I WILL NOT RISK THE LIFE OF MY RECEIVER FOR THE SAKE OF $120.THAT IS TOO SMALL TO MAKE MY BOY LIVE WHERE WE ARE TO YOUR SO CALL BANK.MY DEAL WITH YOU IS OVER,DON'T YOU EVER WRITE ME AGAIN FOR I WILL NOT REPLY YOU WELL.AND MIND YOU AM NOT WHO YOU THINK I AM.I CAN STRIKE YOU DOWN WITH STROKE OR ACCIDENT IF YOU PLAY WITH ME,DON'T LET ME LOSS MY TEMPLE I BEG OF YOU.LET THIS BE THE LAST MESSAGE I WILL RECEIVE FROM YOU IF YOU LOVE YOUR LIFE.IDIOT.

After these words he quickly went on with his script. As i thought he now need another tag for his trunk boxes, anti virus this time. Shocked

It will cost Bob $1650 this time. He was very clear that i am NOT to use WU when we spoke over the phone, so i sent the money via MG instead. And guess what, they use SS too. And there waits a spurned Hans just waiting to take the money. I also told the lad that i will be away until tonight, something that is correct on RL as well. But hey, i have already sent him his money.

Tonight is gonna be fun...

Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2012 1:40 pm

^^^Just don't make him lose his Temple. He'll have a terrible job finding it again. Wink

Master Baiter Joined: 26 Aug 2008 Posts: 139

"I am tired and have answered 300 questions..."

HAHAHAH, LOL! I don't even feel slightly sorry for the thief.

Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2012 5:24 pm

Sadly enough the lad twigged. He started raving about checking IP and that Bob and Hans are one and the same. This is of course true but something that i would never admit. And i suppose he could have used ReadNotify on me. But on the other hand he started raving about being in contact with my Ghanaian contact. So i doubt he did any more than lashed out and happened to find the right mark for once. He also said that since he checked the IP it proved that he is the Master. But after spending 4 hours at the SS i question his mental stability when making a claim like that, it really shows the extent of his delusions.

Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2012 7:57 pm

just keep lying, he may un-twig if he doesn't get the response he expected.

Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 7:52 am

Dr Mike wrote:

His 5th session lasted for a whooping 4 hours and 315 correctly answered questions. That is impressive. So I decided to reward the lad. I had TheDane call him with an offer he could refuse, well at least he did. In fact he was more than refusing it. He went mad.

I must have overlooked The Dane's 2 calls before.

"You want half of the money?

"Yes"

"You will never get...."

"Shutup!"

Not often I am in tears laughing, at 0730 hrs! Very Happy

Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 9:10 am

Dr. Mike, will you be my mentor?

Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 11:08 am

I'm flattered my mentor.

Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2012 4:01 am

Quote:

Q: What is your biggest fear in life? Are you afraid that it might come true?
A: BEING IN AIRCRAFT IS MY BIGGEST FEAR IN LIFE.I BELIEVE ANY THING CAN HAPPEN

This lad has obviously seen "Snakes on a plane".

I loved all the answes and the fact the dumb ass lad (or his imaginary bois) spent hours on SS for $240 cracks me up! Great baiting as always guys!

Oh and I agree TheDane is a great phone baiter and sounds German enough to me Smile

My personal favorite was the calls from the space ship especially when it was about to self destruct.

Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2012 8:29 am

^^^ Thanks. When that comes from a person, who said "I'm gonna shave that sumbitch, that's what I'm gonna do" in reference to Chewie, it really means something. Laughing

Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2012 8:38 am

bravo95 wrote:

Oh and I agree TheDane is a great phone baiter and sounds German enough to me Smile

You need to listen to his calls when he pretends to be a Russian gangster.

Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2012 9:26 am

^^^ Thanks for reminding me! I forgot all about this call, and I never posted it here at the real Eater (well, not until now).

Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2012 1:39 pm

Shut up! Ve haf vays of making you talk!

Quote:

I'm gonna call my patna

... why did he keep repeating this. He probably meant he was gonna call his maga.

Quote:

Q: Which singer joined Mel Gibson in the movie Mad Max: Beyond The Thunderdome?
A: i cant live or go to Google i don't really know.

I kinda feel the same with Wikipedia down today!

Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 8:35 am

I called him from a Ghanian number as the Executive $ecurity $hield Supervisor in Ghana.
It didn't work, before even saying anything the lad started screaming (I don't want anything to do with your company).
I had no other option but to abuse the hell out of him until he hung up, then I followed with a threat SMS from the same Ghanian number. Basically, he's been told that my men in Accra are after him and they're gonna bust him soon Mr. Green

Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 4:30 pm

We called him once again and he was..mm... unresponsive. He is utterly tired of Bob, Hans and all things that have to do with the SS. And that means that there is only one option left. Massbait!!!

His email is: [email protected]
His number is: +233273222438

Straightbaiting, churchbaits, late night pizza ordering. All is allowed. If anyone wanna have fun with him he is all yours.

Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 6:33 pm

Following mail have been sent to a long list of lads

Quote:

LADIES, YOU TIRED YOUR GUY STAY AT THE CAFE ALL TIME? NEED A REAL MAN COME MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD? YOU CALL ME ANY TIME WHEN HE DEY NOT AROUND. MONEY NO PROBLEM AN I CAN TRAVEL TO ALL ECOWAS COUNTRY. YOU CALL ME YOU GET REAL MAN, AM STRONG, BIG AND THICK. +233273222438

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