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Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 3:54 pm

You can all thank me later.... Very Happy

Quote:

from: Clement Joshua [email protected]
to:
bcc: My Catcher
date: Thu, Jan 12, 2012 at 3:22 PM
subject: You can RUN but can never HIDE

Hello am i am a professional hired killer
You don't know me but I know you
Because i am paid to kill you, your daughters and your boys

Everything about you I have been told this is
What I do for a living

There is only one way you can help yourself if you want to live again That
is why am WRITING you

Note: this do not involve the police
or let any one know about this, If you do I have no choice but kill you
Don’t be surprise why am letting you know
I want to help you if you will co-operate with me
Contact my email if you want to live

But if you don't have respect 4 life, be prepare to dance to the music
of the dead. I am very sorry for you , It is a pity that this is how
your life is going to end as soon as you don't comply. As you can see
there is no need for me introducing myself to you because I don't have
any business with you, my duty as I am mailing you now is just to
(KILL YOU ) and I have to do it as I have already been paid for that.

Someone you call a Friend wants you Dead by all means, and the person
have spent a lot of money on this, the person also came to me
and told me that he wanted you dead and he provided us with
your name , picture and other necessary information we needed about
you. So I have sent my men to track you down in Location and they
have carried out the necessary investigation needed for the operation
on you, and they have done that but I told them not to kill you that I
will like to contact you and see if your life is Important to you or
not. Since we have find out that you are innocent.

I called my client back and ask him of your email address which I
didn't tell him what I wanted to do with it and he gave it to me and I
am using it to contact you now. As I am writing to you now my men are
monitoring you and they are telling me everything about you.

Now do you want to LIVE OR DIE? As someone has paid us to kill you.
Get back to me immediately when you get this mail.

WARNING: DO NOT THINK OF CONTACTING THE POLICE OR EVEN TELLING ANYONE,

OR ELSE I WILL EXTEND IT TO YOUR FAMILY, IN CASE I NOTICE SOMETHING
FUNNY. GOOD LUCK AS I AWAIT YOUR REPLY

Lucky You

You can RUN but can never HIDE

Enjoy!

Not quite a Newb Joined: 30 Oct 2011 Posts: 66

Thanks

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 5:09 pm

Anyone got a good hitlad script around, or should I try to feed him with the crocs ass killer script ?

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 6:25 pm

I just got him in my catcher account. Replied to him with some curses from my juju priest account.....

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 11:54 pm

Just like going back to Primary School isn't it Very Happy

Not quite a Newb Joined: 02 Jan 2012 Posts: 24

And I thought I was the only one! [sarcasm]

My expatriate character, the ever business-like and well spoke Cami is afraid for her life.

Hopefully this scammer won't drop me like all the others! LOL

Not quite a Newb Joined: 05 Jan 2012 Posts: 38

Miss Jenni thinks he is the local town joker..... She is not amused.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 14 Jan 2012 Posts: 2

Thank you. I have been looking for one of these since I have started baiting, though my baiting so far has not been much.

Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2012 2:42 pm

Cool, I have been waiting to do a hitlad but have never got one. Thanks!

Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2012 3:46 pm

I have never been able to keep one for very long before they give up and quit responding. They don't seem to want to work very hard.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 12 Jan 2012 Posts: 10

johned wrote:

I have never been able to keep one for very long before they give up and quit responding. They don't seem to want to work very hard.

This is what I've noticed. I had the same hitlad as the OP. I wrote back in Italian, saying how I didn't understand what he was saying. So he wrote back in Italian with the same script. (I wonder if they just use a translator, or if their scripts come in different languages.) I then wrote back in German, and haven't heard from him since.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 11 Jan 2012 Posts: 61

LOL! Thanks!

This could turn out to be quite an adventure. Since he's apparently sent people already, maybe there's a safari in his future ??

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

Just my humble .02 here but hitlads are great for finding your comfort with your chosen character(s). If you lose him just go back with another character.

They are very lazy, just like any other lad, but they can be played with. Figure out what works for you.

Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2012 6:45 pm

Thanks

These hitlads have become a favourite of mine, they deserve special treatment Laughing

Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2012 7:12 pm

It's been so long. I hope I remember how to wreck a hitman.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 25 Oct 2011 Posts: 22

love hitlads there seems to be a bit more work into getting them off auto reply and when you get an authentic message back its usually pure hilarity

Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2012 4:50 pm

I tried a "How dare you send this to me?" type reply and never received an answer. Guess I better do another Bait account and try again.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

^BigAl try something along the line of "I think this mail was sent to me by mistake".

Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2012 6:14 pm

Will do after I get home. I don't check my bait accts from here at work.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 05 Jan 2012 Posts: 27

hi folks
I'm new around here, just started baiting, yes I have a mentor....this lad's shown up in my catcher account as well. Only had a cuppla emails from him so far... how's he doing with the rest of you? Razz

Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 6:29 am

He's still on script:

Clement Joshua wrote:

My friend i already told you before that your lif is in a great
denger, why you are still living is because i tell my men to wait,
because i have go through your fucking details and i see you still
have to live this beautiful life. the person who hired me want your
death before this year ending because of your past Mr man, right now
your life is in my hand hahahahahaaahaa.
DO YOU STILL WANT TO LIVE ???
I am a man with out pity, i don,t show mercy to people because this
life is too wicked, i have killed thousand of people i was trained to
be a killer, you are mark red on my list , but i don,t no why i
decided to contacted you about this.
DO YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY WANT TO SEE NEXT WEEK????
I love killing people slowly, especially one of my hit man don kaka,
that guy is worst than the devil itself is always with you 24 hours
one call can make you bleed to dead don,t take my words for granted
because i never joke with such words okay, but i told then to wait.
i was pay a very huge sum of dollars to waist your entire family dan
skull. right now i want you to come up with just $10,000,00 dollars
only, then i tell my men to lay their hands off you and i will tell
you who is responsible and why the person want you dead,
but if nothing is done is week then KISS MY GUN NEXT WEEK,
HEY DON,T PLAY SMART , TELLING ANY ONE WILL MAKE YOU DIE FASTER.
RELAX I AM IN CONTROL HERE

Nobody threatens my dan skull! Evil or Very Mad

Not quite a Newb Joined: 05 Jan 2012 Posts: 27

Yes, I'm trying to relax about his being in control, meself. Rolling Eyes

I've got that one as well.
Gotta love his hitman 'don kaka'.
I wondered if it was a joke when I read that name....

Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 9:26 am

For some reason, Don is a go-to name for hitlads. I think this is my third or fourth Don I've run into.
Presumably it's Don Rickles or Don Johnson they are picturing. I'm leaning toward Rickles.

Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 4:04 pm

I have had 3 or 4 rather boring baits with this guy...maybe I will try again

Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 4:30 pm

I tried offering this guy employment and he just takes off, no goodbye.
He seems too lazy and stuck-on-script to manouver much.
Maybe the way to go with this one is to straight bait, waste his time, eat his piggies if he coughs any and de-educate wherever possible.
Having said that, I want to see how he reacts to my 15 year old female character. Cool