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Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jun 2011 Posts: 1066

Aww, my Alzheimers character is at it again. Read this and tell me, do you think this mugu will want to go near anyone with a mental disability ever again?

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Mr Jim,

I Told you to use Western Union money Transfer outlet to make this payment transaction faster and not bank to bank transfer because the amount is to small for a bank to bank account. Moreover you are not sending the money to me but the Finance House to reactivate the account where fund is deposited.

I have known you will always come up with one story or the other each time you claim you want to help out through making the payment for the account reactivation fee of 544 pounds only. I have given you the instructions many a time of how to go to Western Union Money Transfer office to make this payment. not one or two times, I have not for once talked about me giving you account to send me money... what the hell do i need your money for Mr. Jim? Answer me? I only contacted you so you can help me get my late client Mr. Larry McMahon,s fund worth 11 Million US Dollars only transfered into any of your nominated account with a percentage added to it.

I can see you are just being deceptive about all this story. Mr. Jim is a free world, If you are not ready to help or be part of this business deal open up and stop cooking up one story or the other and i swear to my creator i will never contact you again.

If you want to make the payment of the account reactivation fee of 544 pounds and not $500 US Dollars go to a Western Union Money Transfer Office and make the payment with the same payment instructions i have been sending to you. You telling me you do not know about Western Union Money Transfer is a big lie from pit of hell because even in the romote and primitive part of the World you can find Western Union Money Transfer everywhere not to talk of USA.

Mr Jim come out straight and stop deceiving yourself about all this story you keep cooking up as if you are a man that did not go to the four wall of any school at all. There things you lie of and telling me you do not know any Western Union Money Transfer in your locality. Let us call a spead a spead.

If you want to make the payment you do but if you do not want please make your stand clear and stop cooking up lies and stories that even 5 years old child will not take or believe. I do hope you understand every beat of what i am talking about.

ATTORNEY SARAH NAN.

Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2012 1:02 am

Oh hell yes, this is great Very Happy

Properly forstrated lad right here. More of this please, whenever you like!

Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2012 1:12 am

Poor Mr Jim. His Alzheimer is making it hard for him to collect his due. Convince you lad that your new meds are kicking in and that you will be able to think clearly by the weekend. Then send him to the $ecurity $hield. He will enjoy getting idiotic questions. Very Happy

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jun 2011 Posts: 1066

Brilliant Dr. Mike. This guy needs a trip to $ecurity $hield after abusing a poor, disabled person like that. Plus, after that, my character may seem downright lucid to him.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 23 Mar 2006 Posts: 669

If this were my bait, and I were tired of the lad, I'd have a hard time not replying with something along the lines of, "Who are you? And what is this Western Union you keep mentioning?"

Laughing

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jun 2011 Posts: 1066

^I already did that once. I had grown tired of the bait, went silent for a couple of weeks, then checked the inbox and found this poor, long-suffering lad desperately trying to re-establish contact. So I replied with, "Who is this? Do I know you?" and the whole thing started all over again. Laughing

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 23 Mar 2006 Posts: 669

^^ Bear, that's awesome. LOL! I have yet to play the role of a Alzheimer's stricken character, but this sort of thread sure does tempt me to do so.

Was the lad aware of what Alzheimer's is, or did you have to explain it to him?

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jun 2011 Posts: 1066

^I'm not sure. I've tried to explain it to him but I don't think he really gets it. I plan on publishing the bait when it's over. The problem is, everytime I think it's over, it starts again. Very Happy

Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2012 3:09 am

Ingenious, wicked and evil Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2012 3:38 am

BearSeason wrote:

^I'm not sure. I've tried to explain it to him but I don't think he really gets it. I plan on publishing the bait when it's over. The problem is, everytime I think it's over, it starts again. Very Happy

Sounds like the baiter version of Groundhog Day. Very Happy

Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2012 5:39 am

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as if you are a man that did not go to the four wall of any school at all.

then

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Let us call a spead a spead.

I wish I could have this for a siggy ...
and lets call a 'frok' a 'frok' and a 'rkae' a 'rkae' as well.

Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2012 6:41 am

Looks really funny Bear! My bait is related, but not similar. I haven't really established my character since my lad sends emails about one to three sentences long, but so far I'm pretty clueless about everything. For example, my lad said that his dog would need some forms or else he wouldn't be able to cross the airport so I replied that didn't know dogs needed papers to traverse an airport. In another bait, I'm giving the lads a hard time with the MTCN number, because first I forgot the last two numbers, then I forgot the last number, then I said that the WU was stealing my money, and I'm going to a different one. Now I'm gonna repeat the process. Laughing

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jun 2011 Posts: 1066

^Looks like you're well on your way to inflicting some serious mugu pain. Keep up the good work.

In the meantime, this just popped into Jim's inbox a couple hours ago:

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Thanks and always remain bless. For Time wastage without achieving anything in securing this Fund.

It looks like I can finally publish this bait.