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Ima Baeder
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Tue Jan 03, 2012 11:26 pm |
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I think that if you were overweight, you wouldn't have started a thread here with a picture of the chair you broke and it's only funny because you're thin. So, I guess 175 lbs. |
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Dya Reyarunen-Downmeleg
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174...  |
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lord goldblade
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Wed Jan 04, 2012 5:16 pm |
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^^^ getting closer, this now makes me wonder when do i shut this mostly rubbish competition for my current weight
(note to self, weigh self) |
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Ima Baeder
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Wed Jan 04, 2012 6:12 pm |
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@Dya: cheap shot! 
@lord goldblade: 173?
@Pastor Frank - I'm stealing the TV right out from under you, with no detective work involved regarding the actual picture. So there. |
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bohigal
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Wed Jan 04, 2012 6:54 pm |
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@lord goldblade: 11.4 metric Imperial Euro-stone? |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
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lord goldblade
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Wed Jan 04, 2012 7:18 pm |
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Bo is now closest, kinda, with the multi weight format. Which leads me 2 think, do I work out my weight in Newtons, gold, lead or deck chairs? |
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"You are not only poor but poor bush man who have no ambition to be rich"
"GO DRINK POISEN AND SLEEP THEN DIE FUCK WITH YOUR MONEY"
"i should have known that you are full of lies ,at first you told me you have a flying jet but i never knew that you were nothing but building upstairs on the sky"
"I like to sincerely thank you for all your disappointment,stress ,lies and frustrations,now I should have not gotten myself involved in the first place thanks to you all"
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bravo95
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Wed Jan 04, 2012 10:57 pm |
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Do you know the weigh to San Jose? |
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Cougar
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Thu Jan 05, 2012 12:30 pm |
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^ You want to weigh Jose?? I would keep that kink to yourself.
@lord goldblade - weigh yourself in Higgs Boson particles.
Minus 273 million? |
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lord goldblade
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Thu Jan 05, 2012 5:02 pm |
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^^ lol, as they are yet un-confirmed id weigh 0 higgs bosuns haha |
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"You are not only poor but poor bush man who have no ambition to be rich"
"GO DRINK POISEN AND SLEEP THEN DIE FUCK WITH YOUR MONEY"
"i should have known that you are full of lies ,at first you told me you have a flying jet but i never knew that you were nothing but building upstairs on the sky"
"I like to sincerely thank you for all your disappointment,stress ,lies and frustrations,now I should have not gotten myself involved in the first place thanks to you all"
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Cougar
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Thu Jan 05, 2012 5:28 pm |
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^^ Then I declare that you weigh 0 Higgs-Bosons, and I claim my free telly. |
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lord goldblade
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Thu Jan 05, 2012 7:49 pm |
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I ain't specified a final denomination of weight yet, it might have to be in goats |
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"You are not only poor but poor bush man who have no ambition to be rich"
"GO DRINK POISEN AND SLEEP THEN DIE FUCK WITH YOUR MONEY"
"i should have known that you are full of lies ,at first you told me you have a flying jet but i never knew that you were nothing but building upstairs on the sky"
"I like to sincerely thank you for all your disappointment,stress ,lies and frustrations,now I should have not gotten myself involved in the first place thanks to you all"
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Ima Baeder
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Thu Jan 05, 2012 9:00 pm |
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This reminds me of one of my kids' favorite jokes lately.
One of my kids: "Do you have my duckway?"
Of course, I fell for it the first time and asked "what's a duck weigh?"
Sooooooo . . . has anyone seen lord goldblade's goatway? |
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lord goldblade
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Thu Jan 05, 2012 10:29 pm |
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I will post my final weight in Lbs and goats on Sunday evening, 3 days of rampant guessing to go !!!! and just to add to the excitement ill describe the TV
It is a cathode ray tube style Tv with an attractive black/grey plastic housing. It comes with all mod cons such as power cable, plug, screen, built in speakers, scart port, coaxial cable port, buttons, AV and audio in & out, headphone jack and remote control. 
(piccy to follow) |
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"You are not only poor but poor bush man who have no ambition to be rich"
"GO DRINK POISEN AND SLEEP THEN DIE FUCK WITH YOUR MONEY"
"i should have known that you are full of lies ,at first you told me you have a flying jet but i never knew that you were nothing but building upstairs on the sky"
"I like to sincerely thank you for all your disappointment,stress ,lies and frustrations,now I should have not gotten myself involved in the first place thanks to you all"
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Fowan Nyne
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Fri Jan 06, 2012 11:20 pm |
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This is too petty.
I'm off to a "duck do".. |
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lord goldblade
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Sat Jan 07, 2012 3:22 pm |
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As promised here is the piccy of the tv
( the atari jaguar is NOT up for grabs) |
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"You are not only poor but poor bush man who have no ambition to be rich"
"GO DRINK POISEN AND SLEEP THEN DIE FUCK WITH YOUR MONEY"
"i should have known that you are full of lies ,at first you told me you have a flying jet but i never knew that you were nothing but building upstairs on the sky"
"I like to sincerely thank you for all your disappointment,stress ,lies and frustrations,now I should have not gotten myself involved in the first place thanks to you all"
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Cougar
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Sat Jan 07, 2012 8:30 pm |
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^ Phooey. I'm guessing dusting isn't high on your list of priorities. And what's with the colour sceme? Not very manly.  |
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lord goldblade
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Sat Jan 07, 2012 9:44 pm |
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Spare room, which I never bothered decorating from previous owners, I never use that tv hence the dust, but even if I did use it, nah no dusting required |
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"You are not only poor but poor bush man who have no ambition to be rich"
"GO DRINK POISEN AND SLEEP THEN DIE FUCK WITH YOUR MONEY"
"i should have known that you are full of lies ,at first you told me you have a flying jet but i never knew that you were nothing but building upstairs on the sky"
"I like to sincerely thank you for all your disappointment,stress ,lies and frustrations,now I should have not gotten myself involved in the first place thanks to you all"
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Cougar
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Sat Jan 07, 2012 10:16 pm |
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Then you can't use the Atari either. Dibs! |
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lord goldblade
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Sat Jan 07, 2012 10:18 pm |
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Haven't used the jag in ages, might have 2 fire it up, got a hankering 2 play doom all of a sudden  |
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"You are not only poor but poor bush man who have no ambition to be rich"
"GO DRINK POISEN AND SLEEP THEN DIE FUCK WITH YOUR MONEY"
"i should have known that you are full of lies ,at first you told me you have a flying jet but i never knew that you were nothing but building upstairs on the sky"
"I like to sincerely thank you for all your disappointment,stress ,lies and frustrations,now I should have not gotten myself involved in the first place thanks to you all"
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ParaNoid
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Mon Jan 09, 2012 5:27 am |
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I had a TV like that but the buttons got pushed in and it would only work using a swizzle stick.
If you look at the top of this post, you will see that Sunday has passed already.
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Cougar
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Mon Jan 09, 2012 12:52 pm |
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I bet it was a kid's chair that couldn't take the strain.  |
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lord goldblade
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Mon Jan 09, 2012 5:02 pm |
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The chair was from pound strecher ill post my weight when I can find some scales that work, ironically mine r broken  so ill do it at work and take a piccy |
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"You are not only poor but poor bush man who have no ambition to be rich"
"GO DRINK POISEN AND SLEEP THEN DIE FUCK WITH YOUR MONEY"
"i should have known that you are full of lies ,at first you told me you have a flying jet but i never knew that you were nothing but building upstairs on the sky"
"I like to sincerely thank you for all your disappointment,stress ,lies and frustrations,now I should have not gotten myself involved in the first place thanks to you all"
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Cougar
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ParaNoid
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+300 lbs |
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lord goldblade
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Tue Jan 10, 2012 7:34 pm |
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Well i weighed myself at work today and according to hospital scales (which are hopefully accurate)
my weight is .............. 10 stone 12 pounds exactly, which is 152 pounds for those over the water and 69.09 Kgs for those in metric and between 1.5 & 2 average fully grown goats.
Here be photo evidence for the consipiracy theorists
so the closest i guess is Bohigal
Congratz when can you come for the telly |
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"You are not only poor but poor bush man who have no ambition to be rich"
"GO DRINK POISEN AND SLEEP THEN DIE FUCK WITH YOUR MONEY"
"i should have known that you are full of lies ,at first you told me you have a flying jet but i never knew that you were nothing but building upstairs on the sky"
"I like to sincerely thank you for all your disappointment,stress ,lies and frustrations,now I should have not gotten myself involved in the first place thanks to you all"
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