an angry "Havard" barrister!

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Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2004 6:47 pm

this is part of a bait in which after a mere five emails , they wanted 5,000.00! Naturally , our hero (me) wasn't coughing up the moula without a trophy.the bastard demands money for the pic! I changed the company name here because it is being used in an ongoing bait but you get the idea. here's his reply :
Dear sir,

I will want you to understand that my kind of work those not permit us to take our appearances above our juridiction enpowered Nation.
I don't really know what is transpiring between you and Dr Chris the branch manager of Ecobank International i am not concerned but to deploy the work of my service's only which i hope it's not above the law which i am here with to take part in as my employed services was said to be required by you Mr Oscar and nobody else.
I got you mail yesterday which bordered me alot that what do you require my image with a title sign on it inscript with "I love the Scru-pdillishscious Fudgery and Felchery"
is that you want to make a gesture of me or Dr Chris or what? Explain please.

Then Second,there are laws,rule's and regulation's restricting every citizen about all international pursuit that anybody caugth under that law would be guilty of the fact that lack of ignorance is no excuse over here in Nigeria Law and would be penalised for several charges I don't normally ascept internet work for the charges here in Nigeria is alot and why the charges are high because believe it is and international trade or business and association which takes a big charge in the Federal Court of Law in nigeria today.Stated Reasons

1)The Legal Antorney's Charge Fee for all consultancie's and Documentation his $1000 usDollars.

2)The cost obtaining Affidavit Of Claim for Mr Oscar for the inheritance of Mr Boris Chen from the Federal High Court will cost a charge fee $1,200

3)The letter Of Probate by a Senior Advocate signed and sealed cost a charge fee of $250

4)TAX CLEARANCE for Mr Oscar for the premium charge fee of $25,000,000 will cost a charge Fee
a total sum of $9,050 Only to the Tax Officer in Charge at Headquater in Abuja(Federal Capital City)

An The TOTAL Account SUM

is============================================= $11,500.00

THIS IS THE UNDERTAKING FIRST STEP TO TAKE,
INCLUDING THE PAYMENT BALANCE IS JUST ANTORNEY FEE'S $5000
ONLY.Upon the payment receipt of this money i will send all particular's like receipt of the Total Charge Fee,and all the reqired document for this claim.

I have ascepted to snap with you company name if that's the clause and condition stated by you Mr Oscar.It will require just atoken fee and charge's of US$120.
Then first,Send the US$120 for the snap of an international requirement with my image with a title sign on it inscript with "I love the Scr-mpdillishscious Fudgery and Felchery"

SEND VIA THE WESTERN MONEY UNION TRANSFER. UNFAILINGLY.

THANKS FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION,

Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2004 6:53 pm

well nothing doing!here's my 1st reply:
Let me spell this out for you slowly.YOU and CHRIS contacted ME for help.I have received a grand total of 5 emails from you . I do not know either one of you . You will NOT get the first dollar from me until I get the picture.If I do not get the picture , then you do not get the money and I'm NOT sending 120.00 for it ,either. Either send me the picture or the deal is off ,PERIOD. DO NOT CONTACT ME AGAIN UNTIL YOU DO THIS!
Oscar

Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2004 6:55 pm

2nd reply or a taunt:
I still haven't recieved that picture, I think you have something to hide you chickenshit.Send your Nigerian NAZI police to come and get me, HAHAHAHA!
MWAH!,
Oscar
P.S. I suspect you might be homosexual , too

Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2004 6:58 pm

oooooh he gets mad! :
Attention:Mr Oscar,

Dear Sir,

I am glad that i discovered that you are ajoke and a criminal first i would make sure you go to Jail for this where ever you are in the state's i mean US.
First,I am a legal practioner and schooled in havard University in US,and know alot about a criminal law in the US.

My Collegues back in the school are willing to assist me out to trace you twart.First you provided your really name,then second you provided a Non Existing Bank.
Thirdly you presented a Non Existing Company Name.You are under the Act of False Act and it is a criminal offence.Fourthly you presented a Non existing Area Name in TN,USA.

Believe Me by tomorrow i would get all your information about you Mr Oscar in the USA.
You have joked with the wrong person this time,okay.
And you would be penalised for this greatly when caugth,for wasting my precious time and effort at getting this true with you and Mr Chris.

You and Mr Chris is in trouble already for contacting me..

Prove It OR get Caugth also

Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2004 6:59 pm

I then proceed to fire back another two replies,1st one:
am soooooo scared, come and get me , big boy.In fact , if I were you , I'd contact the FBI first. Harvard ? You can't even spell correctly. Oh and by the way , do be sure to tell them that getting me is 100% risk free and the modalities are complete . Have a nice day , rump humper.
F*ck you very much,
-------------------------
P.S. I am quite sure now you're homosexual ,your mother was a sow and your father was a hyena and you're a poor MUGU 419 Nigerian email scammer. Anything else you wanna say , sh*tstain?

Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2004 7:02 pm

a second more scathing one but with an offer:
After a Google AND a Yahoo search , your firm nor your address exist, plus I might point out that it's HARVARD not HAVARD university , ascept is spelled accept correctly and the correct spelling of twart is twat , you twat.I might also point out I gave you my real name , not my really name . I am very scared about being caugth because that is spelled caught , you twat. And also it's spelled quote.Obviously , you're a very bad liar who can't spell and a HARVARD graduate would do much better than your puny and very funny attempt into trying to scare me,MUGU. You have proven yourself to be quite the idiot and I suggest you give up scamming and sell yourself to gay porn , it doesn't require thought and you are very bad at thinking. See , you think we are the Mugus but it is you will never know when you send out a scam email whether it will be real victim or a scambaiter that laughs at you and your poverty.I, on the other hand, know all these emails are lies and will continue to make you look like the Mugus and brainless twats you are. So by lying to me, I charge you with acting falsely under Act of False Act( i laughed really hard at that, you dumbass). I actually enjoy taunting you because A. You are so much fun to laugh at. B. I can feel your anger knowing there is not one single thing you can do about it. You truly are a sh*tstain on the face of the earth and will always be poor and stupid. An intellectual argument with you is grossly unfair as you're a brainless retard. Buy a dictionary and stop spending so much time in those sweat and urine stained internet cafes eating bugga pies.I might be swayed to send you 100.00 if you'll admit the truth , Mugu and reply to this

Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2004 7:06 pm

He replies (gotta love a greedy mugu) :
Good day,I am ascepting you as a big Guy in the states and all nigth i couldn't just imagine that you trouble me,because i am badly hurt by you calling me homosexual i can't imagine it.I love you because you and chris disturbed my peace and i have gone on the arrangement with that picture snaped.

Oscar,all this emails are not all scam but this one would be a real bank transfer going on like Chris ------is bent on doing business with you still.but you didn't provide him your rigth information by my little research.

Okay oscar i can work with you now you sound a very serious man now,reduce your joke's and don't dissappoint any more me.can you forward you real particulars and Good god on myside would assure you that i would kick the ass of chris ----- to transfer this $25,000,000.We Nigerians have a problem about a spelling's and i ascept ypu that i am willing to support you if you can just forward the balance of the payment $5,000.
and please spell all your intention,like what do you intend to do with that picture.And i would assist i make sure you get richer in this co-operation and supportive.
Send the $120 for the picture first tommorrow Monday.

And you would get a loving picture of a lawyer in the court with a banner
"I love the Scr-mpdillishscious Fudgery and Felchery" .the picture cost you alot to get,because everything in Nigeria is Money.

You can send the money via Western Union Money Transfer

Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2004 7:12 pm

I see a trip to the WU office coming...... Twisted Evil

Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2004 7:40 pm

will this idiot do it? :
Ok , here's the deal: I want the picture because I don't send money to people i don't know without seeing who I'm dealing with. Take the picture exactly as I described it with the sign and make sure it is very clear and high quality.(Do NOT try to pass off a fake photoshop, or you don't get paid) ,scan it and send it to this email address.Upon recieving the picture, I will send 5,120.00 via Western Union to you. I don't trust you (being that you are a homosexual and all) and I will give you my real particulars and we'll all get rich. What the hell, I'll even send you an extra 100.00 dollars if you do everything exactly as I say. It will be done my way or no deal.There is NO negotiation on this . Take it or leave it.Oh , one last thing, I have a very good virus scanner, if you decide to attach a virus , no money

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Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2004 8:02 pm

sorry , had to paste these from my emails, still new to all this , I just got that last reply from him while posting this and can't believe how totally stupid and greedy this mugu is. if I made a boo-boo , I apologize in advance. Embarassed

PM me if you'd like his email address , he's easily irritated! Twisted Evil

Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2004 9:40 pm

lol, i love it how they get pissed when you lie to them

Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 3:49 am

badjuju234 wrote:

plus I might point out that it's HARVARD not HAVARD university

True confession: I hold a degree from the aforementioned university, and can testify that your scammer isn't too from spelling the Dear Old Crimson's name in the way that it is actually pronounced by the locals in Cambridge, Massachusetts. "Hah-v'd" is the closest that I can get to an accurate transcription, but then IANAL.*

* I Am Not A Linguist.

Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 4:42 am

I had to laugh at this part: "So by lying to me, I charge you with acting falsely under Act of False Act". Laughing

It reminds me of one of Shivers sayings "As fake as Franky Fake, professor of Fakery at the University of Fake Stuff"

Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 5:35 am

I sent him an ASEM from another address and he is furious!Puleeeze pm me for this mugu's email address and irritate him to no end! He still keeps claiming he's real and wants Mr.Oscar to send him that 5,000.00. I played it off with the other email address and told him I would find another barrister so he's now mad and thoroughly confused. Let's all have fun with this one!

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Quote:

True confession: I hold a degree from the aforementioned university, and can testify that your scammer isn't too from spelling the Dear Old Crimson's name in the way that it is actually pronounced by the locals in Cambridge, Massachusetts. "Hah-v'd" is the closest that I can get to an accurate transcription, but then IANAL.*

I grew up in Cambridge. (I moved years ago and am writing from a undisclosed location...multiple pending lawsuits from Togo and Nigeria Very Happy

) So I guess I would be a local. I can assure you that no one writes in the Boston accent. Examples: Car = KaaH Bar = BaaH Harvard = HAAvid Confused

.

This Mugu probally doesn't have the IQ to empty the trash bins at Harvard. He is just a stupid mugu scammer. Nothing more nothing less.

Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 1:50 pm

I hung around Cambridge for a while, at a small engineering school south-east of Harvard..... Terrible trying to pahk ya kah near Hahvahd Yahd, innit?

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Get out of here and help your faathaa with the baahbaa..q in the backyaaard or Ill crack ya.

Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 9:24 pm

Quote:

You are under the Act of False Act and it is a criminal offence.

Oh my God, that is just so beautiful!!! Laughing

That's as good as any trophy photo, in my book!

By the way, I'm a graduate of Oxfard Uni in Ingland. Honistly!

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 7:19 am

decided to kill him with kindness:

Quote:

Emmanuel,
As I am a good Catholic ,I went to Sunday Mass and talked with my priest about you . I told him that I had accused you of being a homosexual and an internet scammer and just generally stupid to boot.Well sir , Father Ron scolded me and asked me why I accused you of being a homosexual and why I thought you were stupid. I told him I didn't really think you were a homosexual at first but then you told me you loved me.A definite sign of homosexuality in my book.I told him I thought you were stupid because you claimed to be a HARVARD graduate but yet couldn't even spell Harvard correctly.Father Ron reminded me that as a good Catholic , I shouldn't make fun of those less fortunate than me even if they are stupid and homosexual.He wants to help you and if you are truthful and forthcoming , the Church is prepared to help you spiritually and moneywise . He pointed out you must live a terrible life to steal from people and being homosexual in Nigeria must be no fun either .You probably think I 'm joking but I'm not and I am truly sorry I made you so angry. I explained you wanted 5,000.00 and he stated that he was prepared to give you alot more if you really wanted help and were ready to be honest and start your life over. Are you prepared to do this?If so ,reply back and we are standing by to help you.I hope you are.
your friend,
Oscar

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I too have an angry (but illiterate) barrister...

Quote:

Meanwhil be warned because if you mess up again i will forward your details to fib here for them to look into this useless manner you are doing with chambers or i will tell the federal goverment of burkinfaso to also look into as well.then if you have send realy and the office the you made payment gave you wrong number informations kiundly go back to them and explain it to them that the informations the gave you is wrong nad i quiet belive that they will not give wrong ionformtions because it an international oraginastion and they can ley .so be warn did you understand or report you to bvurkinfaso (bar)stop that did you hear me.toady my secretary was mess up the secound time just because of you so don,t ever,ever,try this pushshit again or i will trass you out there did you hear mebut if you really want us to assist youabide to rules and regulations ok.

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 9:42 am

An angry barrister can be hell on wheels! Remember , You are acting falsely under the Act of False Act. Those Nigerian cops will come for you! That's 100% risk free they'll get you and the modalities are perfect for setup of this plan.....

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 2:16 pm

great bait! I adore angry barristers

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 7:07 pm

He's seriously angry!

Quote:

Dear Oscar,

Good Day,You claimed to be a very smart person blind in your own words.You must be a very unrepentant and a very wicked man in his heart to treat a fellow human being as my such to want cast me down to a portion i don't belong.
You like to subject all people under your words rigth? because you feel that you are successfull in casting out people and making them do what is not there on way by your evil techniques.

Well,Thank God you came with another style again to me that you are a catholic and that you are still in a sunday school.You made me think otherwise that you migth be in all any of this 666 churches like church of satan.How could you make a human being go that form of victimization under false pretense to go an take a picture with a sign inscript on it because you take everybody as a thief ,that migth come to your knowing.

well if thats what you think Oscar,I am not a thief and i would not allow myself to fall for your victimisation any longer.You can't change anylonger because you have made alot of money by sending there pictures to internet and call them a fraud scammer because you play on there ingrite as you are trying to make me victim too.If not prove it?

How dear you place my judgements into your mind that dirty frame of mind of yours which you use to deceive everybody around,you think i don't have your reports about you already you are a big joke to the entire nation and the world in short.You think backward and not forward.Thank God for the Priest that was a able to see you in that form of your's owned by self righteousness which will lead you into Hell.

Now,you have called youself a Catholic Prove it?????????Mr Good."A change of heart".

Well listen Oscar,I am yet to get your rigth information first like this below information if you are still intrested in this business and not your preaches.
Your Full Name,Contact Address,Contact telephone,Your Banking Particulars (Existing one please)e.t.c

I am not Kin of money but my services being paid for exartly to work out something reasonable for ourself quoted by Dr Chris taylor to me this Morning.The situation now in our country calls for a serious orderliness like the year summary would be drawn soonest..

Anyway back to your contradictive statement that i said i love you.The Bible tells us that God is Love,and If God is Love,then the love i mean to have for you Oscar is the
fear of God like(Not to cheat,steal,greed)for you and not of man.

Oscar,in this part of the world as much as corruption as seized the heart of men there are still a Good few men.which as no greed in their hearts about getting rich.Like I work for my assigned duties.In Nigeria also today,we don't practise Homosexuality or say what you called it but i ascept you apology that you are sorry as the partner of Dr Chris taylor and as i am your probate lawyer get serious

Mr Oscar.I am not of such act you called it to your Priest because i am a follower of the cross. Please try to make a correction in your heart first that you should have a little trust in God first and Men second but don't call everybody a scammer and poor.such a act of crime of suspiciousness makes you the first suspect,because such matter's are confidential.So try to get such thougth out of your head first.

Oscar,I have to proof to you now that i am a proud catholic and with settled home.Okay View my CATHOLIC TESTIMONIA Baptized,Confirmed and married testimonia in the same church,Holy Cross Of Cathedral Church,Lagos

Stop Calling me a thief.I am still angry.Send Me your Information.

Regards

Lwr. Emmanuel

Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2004 7:39 am

Rookie303, you would be so proud of me!

Quote:

Emm4nu3l,
I had to take some time to think about all this and I am willing to take up your offer but let's consider some things here.

First, I get a mere five emails from you and Chris and you two want 5000.00 . Have I seen the first identification or any credentials? NO.Chris sends me a picture of a family wearing pajamas in the middle of the day! What,sir, does that prove? NOTHING! An honest barrister would have NO problem sending me a photo and credentials that proved A. He was a barrister and he could correctly spell the university name he graduated from.B. Everything was the truth he was saying was the truth. A GOOGLE and a YAHOO search says neither your law firm nor your address exist

Secondly, you threatened me ! Did I threaten you? NO.After saying you were a homosexual , you proceed to tell me you LOVE me. Is this the act of man who is not homosexual? Hardly! I'm still waiting for your "HAVARD" colleagues to "come and get me", too.If you weren't homosexual, I don't think you would tell me you love me.I'll just bet you wear women's clothes and pantyhose too , you perverted freak! No homosexuals in Nigeria? I haven't met a Nigerian yet I didn't think was gay!

Third, I offer you help from my priest,Fath3r Ron J3r3my, and you accuse me of being in the church of satan 666 and send me some photoshop bullshit that proves NOTHING! You also tell me to PROVE to you I am a good Catholic. You and Mr.DR.Chris approached me for help, I didn't ask for your help, did I?I, sir , don't have to PROVE anything to you, it is YOU that have to prove yourself to me . I am in charge here ,not YOU! What do you take me for? A Nigerian homosexual email scammer that wears women's clothes and can't even spell? Momma didn't raise no MUGU!

I am wiling to make one final offer and after that , if you do not agree, you can go screw yourself. You will send me , Mr. Osc4r M3y3r LaB33f , an affidavit to sign stating I will NOT put your picture on the internet and say you are a thief and a homosexual. The sign you will hold will say" Osc4r M3y3r Lab33f" that proves to me you are who you say you are.You will also send me your credentials that prove you are a barrister.Upon recieving this , I will send you my correct personal information and send you 5,220.00 US dollars via Western Union immediately. I have the cash right here in my hand.How much more fair can I be?

I am a good Catholic and Jesus loves you and not in the way you love me, you perverted freak! This is my final offer , take it or leave it,you sick bastard.
Osc4r M3y3r L4B33f

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