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lord goldblade
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Sun Jan 01, 2012 9:02 pm |
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Yeah so i was sat still on a chair, a sound occured and the following happened....
so yeah guess my weight
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Cougar
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Sun Jan 01, 2012 9:08 pm |
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Ooh, let's see - heavier than you were before the holidays?
Hope you're ok, no splinters in bum cheeks or anything! |
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lord goldblade
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Sun Jan 01, 2012 9:13 pm |
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both cheeks are fine thanks cougar luckily i was wearing clothing today
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Pastor Frank
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Sun Jan 01, 2012 9:25 pm |
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The engineer in me screams "That is a poorly designed chair", or you might just be a really fat bastard.
What is the material that broke? (Edit: looks like some sort of polyethylene) (Edit again, it is starting to look more like wood, I can see through the paint where the strips were glued together edgewise, like a cutting board, No wonder it broke the way it did, along the grain). What is the thickness? What is the width of the chair? Can you provide a few more pictures of the support structure under the "decking" material?
That looks like an industrial carpet, so I assume this didn't happen at home. The jacket looks like wool, and not overly large, I'm assuming it's yours? I'm working on identifying the dolly in the background.
I really want to win that TV. |
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lord goldblade
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Sun Jan 01, 2012 9:39 pm |
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^^^ LOL ok some answers for pf
The chair is approx 1.5cm thick, composed of basically compressed cardboard (so yeah crappy design)
The carpet is at my gfs rented house so is hardwearing
Nothing directly supports the chairs base other than the square of metal it sits on
The jacket is wool but is not mine
And additional info I'm 6 feet and 2 inches tall
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Pastor Frank
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Sun Jan 01, 2012 9:41 pm |
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I'm just going to guess Fat Bastard. |
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Sun Jan 01, 2012 10:33 pm |
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Do we need to get your girlfriend some kind of intervention before you hurt her also? |
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Pastor Frank
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Sun Jan 01, 2012 10:38 pm |
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^^ We also need a picture, you know, for science. |
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Sun Jan 01, 2012 10:41 pm |
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He would be one of those pervy 4chan types if he thought it was for something other than science!
IMO, that disaster in the photo above looks like some ass blast that peels paint off the walls! |
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lord goldblade
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Sun Jan 01, 2012 11:01 pm |
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Well I have been eating curry |
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Asena
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Sun Jan 01, 2012 11:11 pm |
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If it had been a "Guess what happened to the chair" thread instead of a "Guess my weight" thread, I'd gone for someone doing one of those Hiya! Karate Chops
But, weight - I reckon you're within the normal healthy weight range for your height, lord goldblade, and that the chair had been previously weakened through overload and so your bum was just kinda like the straw that broke the camel's back |
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Sun Jan 01, 2012 11:20 pm |
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lord goldblade wrote: |
Well I have been eating curry |
You are a twisted individual! We need to organize a rescue mission for your girlfriend. This is not right! |
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Mon Jan 02, 2012 5:15 am |
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It looks to me like someone had been using the chair as a ladder and standing on it. Then they pushed it back together for some un-suspecting person to sit on it and everyone would get a good laugh.
You weigh more than you did 15 years ago. |
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Fowan Nyne
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Mon Jan 02, 2012 3:06 pm |
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Is this the "before" shot?
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Mon Jan 02, 2012 6:00 pm |
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^^^^ There went my appetite! |
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lakeside77
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Tue Jan 03, 2012 12:12 am |
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ParaNoid wrote: |
It looks to me like someone had been using the chair as a ladder and standing on it. Then they pushed it back together for some un-suspecting person to sit on it and everyone would get a good laugh. |
Have you checked the underside? A prankster (your GF?) would only need to score a a groove a couple of millimeters deep along the center to cause a break like that. |
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bohigal
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Tue Jan 03, 2012 1:07 am |
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When normal people sit on a chair, doesn't their weight get distributed between the two buttbones or whatever they are called? So how would the seat split right down the middle from just sitting? If the chair wasn't vandalized or already damaged, I think you have some anatomical explaining to do. |
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Tue Jan 03, 2012 5:29 am |
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419 lbs.? |
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lord goldblade
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Tue Jan 03, 2012 8:09 pm |
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^^^ lol, i think if i ever reached 200lbs my frineds and family would be astounded But yeah your in the lead with the only numerical guess, if you remain the winner do you want the crt tv posting or will you collect it |
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"GO DRINK POISEN AND SLEEP THEN DIE FUCK WITH YOUR MONEY"
"i should have known that you are full of lies ,at first you told me you have a flying jet but i never knew that you were nothing but building upstairs on the sky"
"I like to sincerely thank you for all your disappointment,stress ,lies and frustrations,now I should have not gotten myself involved in the first place thanks to you all"
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Cougar
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Tue Jan 03, 2012 8:46 pm |
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^Oi, no changing the rules now! You didn't say the answer had to be numerical. |
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Tue Jan 03, 2012 8:54 pm |
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Is that ass registered as a deadly weapon?
Most folks that break boards with body parts have to register them. |
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Cougar
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Tue Jan 03, 2012 9:02 pm |
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^ So which part have you got registered? |
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lord goldblade
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Tue Jan 03, 2012 9:25 pm |
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Right cheek |
_________________ "You are not only poor but poor bush man who have no ambition to be rich"
"GO DRINK POISEN AND SLEEP THEN DIE FUCK WITH YOUR MONEY"
"i should have known that you are full of lies ,at first you told me you have a flying jet but i never knew that you were nothing but building upstairs on the sky"
"I like to sincerely thank you for all your disappointment,stress ,lies and frustrations,now I should have not gotten myself involved in the first place thanks to you all"
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lakeside77
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Tue Jan 03, 2012 11:19 pm |
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bohigal wrote: |
When normal people sit on a chair, doesn't their weight get distributed between the two buttbones or whatever they are called? |
Perhaps you are this guy? |
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Father Frank
I must let you know that am sick and tired of all this whole bull sheet do you know my ass is on the line - Jonh Raymund
i want to say i am very sorry for the Mother that gave Barth to you -- Jim Ovie
. . . it is disrespectful,malicious, an ILEDAN EYE,to our corporation and embarrassing to my secretary as he was messed up by your action. I thought I was assisting a true American gentleman without knowing that I am trying to help one of the most chaffs in the USA. --Dr. Leo Stan Ekeh
. . . I hate you with all my Live, you may not understand the Laval of hatred I have in you -- Dr. Lambert |
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