Author |
Message |
crotcheecher
Agent 003-1/2
Joined: 26 Jul 2009
Posts: 421
Location: Skullcrusher Mountain
|
Posted:
Wed Dec 21, 2011 6:47 am |
|
As I can always write rippin' guitar riffs, but am horrible at lyrics, I figured I would turn to a worthy cause for my next album. I figured I'd do a short album, 5 tracks or so, dedicated to scambaiting/eater/etc.
I already have most of the music written, and am going to record some of it very soon, but if anyone can think of some verses or lines to put into song, it'd be much appreciated. I've already tried my real life friends...er.. friend.... But they have no interest in my music at all. (Not to mention, their lyrics are always similar to the "Team America" theme)
Nothing too serious, just trying to get some new work out before I have to go back to college. Any used suggestions will definitely get credit for their contribution. And it's 100% risky free. |
_________________ Want free fries with that? Donate now!
x9
"You are playing with your life and your family life..." - Mr no Name
Listen the the Eater album made by Eater members! |
|
|
|
Phil Yerboots
Elite Baiter
Joined: 29 Oct 2009
Posts: 1342
Location: Back in Asena's sandbox
|
Posted:
Wed Dec 21, 2011 4:54 pm |
|
Would
Quote: |
rippin' guitar riffs |
put you in the rock, blues or face-melting metal category?
I already write lyrics for a band of the latter persuasion and could do with something to keep me entertained this Christmas. Perhaps PM me the details/links and we could do a side project? Eater members obviously get to pick the name. |
_________________ Ibadan-Abidjan-Bouake (with Dr Mike & The Monsignor) "i sleep in the park again and am scaring" Ebay (with SheepFishing)
Todger Club (Class of 2013)
"I want your head on a platter between my slapping breast-buds." Doughnut
"You are sick and need medical attention. I just realised." Pee |
|
|
|
crotcheecher
Agent 003-1/2
Joined: 26 Jul 2009
Posts: 421
Location: Skullcrusher Mountain
|
Posted:
Wed Dec 21, 2011 7:35 pm |
|
I do all genres. Love metal though. But the music I'm writing so far is more 90's/grunge/bluesy/classic rock like.
Metal just didn't seem to fit the scambaiting stuff. But hey, I'm always up for some METAL!!!!
If you have skype we can talk and I can play you some example stuffs. |
_________________ Want free fries with that? Donate now!
x9
"You are playing with your life and your family life..." - Mr no Name
Listen the the Eater album made by Eater members! |
|
|
|
next victim
Baiting Guru
Joined: 27 Mar 2011
Posts: 21158
|
Posted:
Wed Dec 21, 2011 7:53 pm |
|
I'm jobbing on my maga
it's a never-ending saga
all these 419 baiters
just a bunch of haters |
_________________ 291+ x 78+ http://yahoonews01.zxq.net/
500 in 6 - 36 pink 11 black
Chairman's Xmas Parti 2012
Hana, Flip It, G spot, Rosy, Cynthia
- web store
Just read the posting on Eater. You are one sick motherf****r! -Alan
"The skull with bunny ears was a good enough warning" - Nailgunner
mentors- http://forum.419eater.com/forum/cherrie_mentor_program.php
This Derick moral monster! From http:/ /scamnewss.wordpress.com/2011/10/14/derrick-ratt-scammer-beware/ Vlad blog
http://tinyurl.com/btf7872 - Toolbox |
|
|
|
crotcheecher
Agent 003-1/2
Joined: 26 Jul 2009
Posts: 421
Location: Skullcrusher Mountain
|
Posted:
Wed Dec 21, 2011 8:27 pm |
|
|
|
|
bobdemol
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Dec 2008
Posts: 2212
Location: Belgium
|
Posted:
Wed Dec 21, 2011 10:14 pm |
|
A few months before you joined here I had a lad translating AC/DC's Highway To Hell into Igbo language - Why not use those lyrics
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=160590 |
_________________ yOU WICKED AND EVIL MAN,PERISH TO HELL WHERE YOU BELONG - Obinna
You have made me get to take my drugs. -Claude Dominique after ticking over 1000 boxes-
FOR THE LAST TIME DONT EVER SENT ME EMTY SLIP AGAIN -Barrister Mustapha-
why must you act like childish game. -Eng Uzeze-
why are u so stupid and fullish like that go to hall. u idiot - Topman Stephen
LOOK AM SICK AND TYRED WITH ALL THIS TAMBAMBLING OF YOUR. -Barr. Bulunga-
Linos: Togo-Benin Mike Obidi: Onitsha-Lagos-Accra (1800KM/1120Miles)
Felix: Accra-Lomé (x3)
Pic of a beer drinking goat |
|
|
|
BookReader
Master Baiter
Joined: 17 Mar 2011
Posts: 198
|
Posted:
Wed Dec 21, 2011 10:38 pm |
|
crotcheecher, I'm a writer (short stories, screenplays, poetry and the like) and a huge music lover. I'll be thinking of some lyrics for you. I'm thinking a kind of cross between Rush and Iron Maiden, but that could always change. |
_________________ x4
"I can see you are an illetrate, can you tell your mother to fill the form for you?"
"we really need to be talking on phone 24/7 to get this done"
"Please stop speaking like someone who is not matured here."
"am from Bristol London a professional Haired Killer."
"We are in similar age and we need to buy an holiday home once business go smooth."
"I WILL SPARE YOUR LIFE BECAUSE IT SHOWS THAT YOU ARE TRULY
INNOCENT AND TRANSPARENT" |
|
|
|
next victim
Baiting Guru
Joined: 27 Mar 2011
Posts: 21158
|
Posted:
Wed Dec 21, 2011 10:47 pm |
|
crotcheecher wrote: |
^^ Well noted. We heard it here first. Next victim is a scammer, and hates us baiters |
Could you do a bit of a flip on my bolding here? |
_________________ 291+ x 78+ http://yahoonews01.zxq.net/
500 in 6 - 36 pink 11 black
Chairman's Xmas Parti 2012
Hana, Flip It, G spot, Rosy, Cynthia
- web store
Just read the posting on Eater. You are one sick motherf****r! -Alan
"The skull with bunny ears was a good enough warning" - Nailgunner
mentors- http://forum.419eater.com/forum/cherrie_mentor_program.php
This Derick moral monster! From http:/ /scamnewss.wordpress.com/2011/10/14/derrick-ratt-scammer-beware/ Vlad blog
http://tinyurl.com/btf7872 - Toolbox |
|
|
|
Phil Yerboots
Elite Baiter
Joined: 29 Oct 2009
Posts: 1342
Location: Back in Asena's sandbox
|
Posted:
Wed Dec 21, 2011 10:55 pm |
|
Let me get this straight. So the band is probably called EATER and it's got crotcheecher on guitar and from what I can gather next victim, bookreader, myself and one of bobdemol's lads on lyrics / vocals and we sound kind of rap, grunge, metal, nigerian world musicy.
Cool.
HELLOOOooo ACCRA!!! |
_________________ Ibadan-Abidjan-Bouake (with Dr Mike & The Monsignor) "i sleep in the park again and am scaring" Ebay (with SheepFishing)
Todger Club (Class of 2013)
"I want your head on a platter between my slapping breast-buds." Doughnut
"You are sick and need medical attention. I just realised." Pee |
|
|
|
next victim
Baiting Guru
Joined: 27 Mar 2011
Posts: 21158
|
Posted:
Wed Dec 21, 2011 11:07 pm |
|
You best not expect this rhythmically challenged person to move around in the video! |
_________________ 291+ x 78+ http://yahoonews01.zxq.net/
500 in 6 - 36 pink 11 black
Chairman's Xmas Parti 2012
Hana, Flip It, G spot, Rosy, Cynthia
- web store
Just read the posting on Eater. You are one sick motherf****r! -Alan
"The skull with bunny ears was a good enough warning" - Nailgunner
mentors- http://forum.419eater.com/forum/cherrie_mentor_program.php
This Derick moral monster! From http:/ /scamnewss.wordpress.com/2011/10/14/derrick-ratt-scammer-beware/ Vlad blog
http://tinyurl.com/btf7872 - Toolbox |
|
|
|
crotcheecher
Agent 003-1/2
Joined: 26 Jul 2009
Posts: 421
Location: Skullcrusher Mountain
|
Posted:
Wed Dec 21, 2011 11:21 pm |
|
Yes. We will bait you until you do. I mean offer you money until you dance around on video. Preferably while pouring milk on yourself and holding a sign. While someone else slaps you with a fish.
You know, gotta make sure it's you....
I got a buddy that's not part of eater doing vocals and some lyrics. He's a big Rage Against the Machine fan. So rap/rock with a touch of Pixies.
Yes. We are about to venture forth into the most dysfunctional band ever known to man. Except for that one video of a bunch of scammers covering the Village People...
Edit: Forgot to mention @BookReader: Iron maiden-esque? I guess I could gallop some triads for that. I really need someone to cover bass and drums as well. Extra points if you get a lad to do the drum tracks
Edit again, also for BookReader: Can you dance like your avatar for the music videos? |
_________________ Want free fries with that? Donate now!
x9
"You are playing with your life and your family life..." - Mr no Name
Listen the the Eater album made by Eater members! |
|
|
|
next victim
Baiting Guru
Joined: 27 Mar 2011
Posts: 21158
|
Posted:
Wed Dec 21, 2011 11:30 pm |
|
I promise, if you catch this butt wiggling about like I'm having a spasm, it will not be pretty! No telling what would be hanging out there! Monkeys humping footballs ain't got shit on me! LOL |
_________________ 291+ x 78+ http://yahoonews01.zxq.net/
500 in 6 - 36 pink 11 black
Chairman's Xmas Parti 2012
Hana, Flip It, G spot, Rosy, Cynthia
- web store
Just read the posting on Eater. You are one sick motherf****r! -Alan
"The skull with bunny ears was a good enough warning" - Nailgunner
mentors- http://forum.419eater.com/forum/cherrie_mentor_program.php
This Derick moral monster! From http:/ /scamnewss.wordpress.com/2011/10/14/derrick-ratt-scammer-beware/ Vlad blog
http://tinyurl.com/btf7872 - Toolbox |
|
|
|
crotcheecher
Agent 003-1/2
Joined: 26 Jul 2009
Posts: 421
Location: Skullcrusher Mountain
|
Posted:
Wed Dec 21, 2011 11:51 pm |
|
|
|
|
next victim
Baiting Guru
Joined: 27 Mar 2011
Posts: 21158
|
Posted:
Wed Dec 21, 2011 11:57 pm |
|
Your cameraman better have safety glasses and a face shield on. I cannot control the monster! |
_________________ 291+ x 78+ http://yahoonews01.zxq.net/
500 in 6 - 36 pink 11 black
Chairman's Xmas Parti 2012
Hana, Flip It, G spot, Rosy, Cynthia
- web store
Just read the posting on Eater. You are one sick motherf****r! -Alan
"The skull with bunny ears was a good enough warning" - Nailgunner
mentors- http://forum.419eater.com/forum/cherrie_mentor_program.php
This Derick moral monster! From http:/ /scamnewss.wordpress.com/2011/10/14/derrick-ratt-scammer-beware/ Vlad blog
http://tinyurl.com/btf7872 - Toolbox |
|
|
|
BookReader
Master Baiter
Joined: 17 Mar 2011
Posts: 198
|
Posted:
Thu Dec 22, 2011 12:09 am |
|
crotcheecher wrote: |
Yes. We will bait you until you do. I mean offer Edit: Forgot to mention @BookReader: Iron maiden-esque? I guess I could gallop some triads for that. I really need someone to cover bass and drums as well. Extra points if you get a lad to do the drum tracks
Edit again, also for BookReader: Can you dance like your avatar for the music videos? |
Hmm, perhaps something more Pink Floyd would be appropriate? (I'm not really a metal fan.) Dark Side of the Lad maybe? I don't play any instruments, but could probably play drums.
I can do the Python silly walk, but no dancing here. |
_________________ x4
"I can see you are an illetrate, can you tell your mother to fill the form for you?"
"we really need to be talking on phone 24/7 to get this done"
"Please stop speaking like someone who is not matured here."
"am from Bristol London a professional Haired Killer."
"We are in similar age and we need to buy an holiday home once business go smooth."
"I WILL SPARE YOUR LIFE BECAUSE IT SHOWS THAT YOU ARE TRULY
INNOCENT AND TRANSPARENT" |
|
|
|
crotcheecher
Agent 003-1/2
Joined: 26 Jul 2009
Posts: 421
Location: Skullcrusher Mountain
|
Posted:
Thu Dec 22, 2011 12:32 am |
|
http://www.mediafire.com/?yhgb45zf3jjfzof <- There's a rough guitar tracks only demo of one of the songs. An acoustic/classic rock vibe in it, and the electric solo at the end is completely improvised for now, so expect some mistakes.
A buddy of mine that will most likely be recording the vocals for this stuff is working on some lyrics from the eyes of a lovelad. So naturally the song is full of lies
And no, I have no intention of glorifying lads, or even "Well let's look at it from their point of view." The album, when it is released on Jamendo, will hopefully raise awareness of scammers of all kinds, and of the joys of scambaiting. The lyrics will reveal the dark intentions of the scammer, not just "hey, I'm Mr Charming, send me money plox"
Okay, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, take a listen and gimme some input |
_________________ Want free fries with that? Donate now!
x9
"You are playing with your life and your family life..." - Mr no Name
Listen the the Eater album made by Eater members! |
|
|
|
Big Al
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2011
Posts: 5054
Location: Winter is Coming....
|
Posted:
Thu Dec 22, 2011 12:45 am |
|
I've always heard lyrics first...music second. Am I mis-informed??
I wrote a song (Several actually but they mostly sucked)(Probably this one too) I even racked out music in my head for it but never knew anyone who could or wanted to give it a try. I'll send you the lyrics I have if you want to see them. Maybe the tune you come up with will be better than what I had in my mind.
Be aware...I'm a long time Country fan...converted from a rock/popper fan. (I ain't gonna admit I liked D**CO back in the day)
Oh well, America the crazy!
Al. |
|
|
|
|
crotcheecher
Agent 003-1/2
Joined: 26 Jul 2009
Posts: 421
Location: Skullcrusher Mountain
|
Posted:
Thu Dec 22, 2011 1:05 am |
|
Send away, I'll give it a shot. I miss the days that I actually meant something musically. Country is my blood as well. I'm not great at playing it, but I can
I used to have a fiddle that was played on stage with on of the Cash family. Not sure which one. unfortunately, It broke during a move. Oh well.
Anywho, Send me the lyrics and I'll see if I can write out a tune for it. |
_________________ Want free fries with that? Donate now!
x9
"You are playing with your life and your family life..." - Mr no Name
Listen the the Eater album made by Eater members! |
|
|
|
Big Al
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2011
Posts: 5054
Location: Winter is Coming....
|
Posted:
Thu Dec 22, 2011 1:28 am |
|
PM in process:
(Good luck)
Do I get royalties?? (!00% Risky free of course) |
|
|
|
|
crotcheecher
Agent 003-1/2
Joined: 26 Jul 2009
Posts: 421
Location: Skullcrusher Mountain
|
Posted:
Thu Dec 22, 2011 1:31 am |
|
|
|
|
Morgain Le Fay
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Oct 2010
Posts: 5800
Location: Taking my new .38 special to the range
|
Posted:
Thu Dec 22, 2011 2:03 am |
|
crotcheecher wrote: |
fill them in with a ballpoint pen, scan them and mail them back. |
Blue ink pen! Blue ink!
Green ink pen.
Always with the color ink pen! |
_________________ X42
Nash and 6 friends 488 Km within Ghana - bait with Agda (2012)
Safari Philip Ghana-Benin (bait w/Agda) 2013
x5
.edu's 260 reported
Click here to support 419Eater.com
US Dropbox
"You people are all Junks" - Miss E. Kabx
"Maybe you are insane as your so called sat..." Barrister Insane
The website below is available for Eater folks to use.
Film & Production Needs |
|
|
|
crotcheecher
Agent 003-1/2
Joined: 26 Jul 2009
Posts: 421
Location: Skullcrusher Mountain
|
Posted:
Thu Dec 22, 2011 2:14 am |
|
|
|
|
BookReader
Master Baiter
Joined: 17 Mar 2011
Posts: 198
|
Posted:
Thu Dec 22, 2011 2:46 am |
|
I've got some lyrics down. Do you want me to PM them to you, or just post them? |
_________________ x4
"I can see you are an illetrate, can you tell your mother to fill the form for you?"
"we really need to be talking on phone 24/7 to get this done"
"Please stop speaking like someone who is not matured here."
"am from Bristol London a professional Haired Killer."
"We are in similar age and we need to buy an holiday home once business go smooth."
"I WILL SPARE YOUR LIFE BECAUSE IT SHOWS THAT YOU ARE TRULY
INNOCENT AND TRANSPARENT" |
|
|
|
Big Al
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2011
Posts: 5054
Location: Winter is Coming....
|
Posted:
Thu Dec 22, 2011 3:07 am |
|
Go for it!
(No Righty's Reserved) |
|
|
|
|
crotcheecher
Agent 003-1/2
Joined: 26 Jul 2009
Posts: 421
Location: Skullcrusher Mountain
|
Posted:
Thu Dec 22, 2011 3:11 am |
|
|
|
|
|