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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2011 12:37 pm

From a Dubai Ladette, who I'm hoping to get to meet me at Dubai Airport, 0310 hours

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VERY URGENT YOU HAVE TO START YOUR PREPARATION OF COMING DOWN TO U.A.E(DUBAI) WITH ALL ARRANGEMENT'S, YOUR PRESENCE IS NEEDED AS YOUR NAME HAVE BEEN DECLARE ON THE FUNDS AS THE BEATIFICALLY WHICH YOUR SIGNATORY IS NEEDED.
IT WILL ONLY TAKE YOU 30 MINS ON YOUR ARRIVAL TO PICK UP THE FUNDS WHICH AFTER THE PICK UP THE FUNDS YOU WILL LODGE THE FUNDS TO YOUR AFFILIATE BANK IN DUBAI FOR ONWARD TO YOUR BANK IN YOUR COUNTRY WHILE BOTH OF US PROCEED BACK TO YOUR COUNTRY.
PLEASE START PREPARING YOUR FLYING DOWN IMIEADATELY.

Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 7:11 pm

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I received your mail and I thank you for your urgent responds as well as your interest to champion this transaction with me. When I got your mail I was very excited. Actually I got your email contact in a network search I made for a sure contact to champion this project with me. As you can see you are not contacted by mistake.

I don't even know what he's trying to say

Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 9:54 pm

There are several definitions of "champion". What he is saying makes sense to me. He wants an advocate, a fighter for this transaction.

I just got the following as a subject line from a lad I have never heretofore heard of, but he got my name:

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You are a fool!!Mr Dr james EXXXXX

"Mr. Dr."??? Laughing

Trophy Videos · Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 6:59 am

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HELLO SIR,
This is diplomat akwete kwame united nation delivery diplomat Ghana i am the diplomat that was assign by general yusuf grillo for the delivery of your two truck of consignments boxes to you i am not suppose to write to u until when i arrive your country airport but general yusuf grillo inform me to contact u that is the reason why i decided to write to u sir i want you to know that the reason why i am still in kotoka international airport Ghana with these boxes it is because of the dispatch certificate that the Ghana custom are demanding for there is no way that i can be able to exist frm the airport with these boxes without obtaining these certificate frm the Ghana custom officer because it is the certificate that will enable me to exist frm the airport to meet with you sir i want you to know that all what general yusuf grillo is tell you about is the fact because the private commercial jet that is about to take me to ur country airport is ready for delivery and the charges has been paid by general yusuf grillo all what the Ghana custom authority officers are demanding for now is the certificate i am assuring u that as soon as this certificate is been obtain i am going to meet with u with these boxes so sir i want you to pls hasting up in obtain it so that i can be able to make delivery to you as soon as possible thanks and remain bless from your

One long unfinished sentence, with no punctuation. Mr Gomer ran him out of breath. Nothing back since. I may have to resuscitate! Laughing

Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 8:33 am

^Same guy:

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Sir i want to let u know that u are the person that told me to tell g0mer to contact u so that he can be able to show the prove of the certificate that where given to him when my diplomat make delivery to him that is the reason why i decided to tell him to contact u for u to know he has receive is two truck of consignment and as for the danger g0mer send me an email and he told me that he is afraid of sending u the certificate so that so that he cannot feel into trouble that is the reason why he told u of danger sir i want to know if u are still ready tio receive these boxes so that u can be able to send the (850 dollars)across so that i can be able to obtain the dispatch certificate frm the office of the Ghana port authority so that m diplomat can be able to make delivery to u successfully without no interruption of any security officers thanks for reading Mr Brad1ey i will be looking forward to hear frm u as soon as possible frm ur,

Trophy Videos · Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 1:51 am

^^ha.

The lad's three characters going in circles have Yastreb and I almost breathless ourselves, with his utter stupidity. Smile

Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 9:44 am

Interesting wrinkle on the festive season (emphasis added)...

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both of you have to make sure that you get your visas within this period of charismas

Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 11:44 pm

From a widowed nun, Sister Rebecca

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Presently this money is still with the bank and I'm ill from cancer of the lug despite the fibroid and tumor which denied me a child as a result I may not last till the next Two Months according to my doctor report.

I have no idea where the lug is located in the body!! Mad

Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 11:53 pm

Silly. the lug is located in the thorax, right next to the axle and above the catalytic converter!

Master Baiter Joined: 17 Mar 2011 Posts: 198

A hitlad sent me this:

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I WILL SPARE YOUR LIFE BECAUSE IT SHOWS THAT YOU ARE TRULY
INNOCENT AND TRANSPARENT

Hitmen just keep getting smarter, now they can see invisible people!

Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2011 6:16 pm

Crustaceans with a good CV. need apply:

Agro Seafood, Inc.....The Company has the following vacancy:

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A) Fish Packing (b) Fish Cutting (c) Company Security (d) Office Cleaner
(e) Laborers (f) Lobsters (g) Drivers (h) Cook.Store manager (i) Sales
Executive (j)Store Keeper (k)Branch Manager.

Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2011 7:33 pm

^ I love it. One of my characters once applied for a job as a 'Cook Stew', and kept going on (and on) about all the types of stew she could cook. Applying as a Lobster sounds even more fun.

Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2011 9:02 pm

^^Could you point me to the script? Rоd and Annеtte would be interested.

^^^^^The brainium, the borax, and the abominable cavity. She should eat some lug nuts; they're good for the health of the lugs.

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jun 2011 Posts: 1066

Could this be the result of some de-education? You should tell him that the best seafood companies hire blue crabs to oversee their lobster personnel.

Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2012 5:20 pm

From my pain in the arse lad Segar Tom, now making a complete horlicks of pretending to be Homeland Security:

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also the Ministry of finance continue to contact the interligency as instructed by anthony general to renew all file for this first quater

Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2012 4:36 am

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YOUR FRIEND WANTED TO KILL YOU BY ALL MEANS .

I felt very sorry and bad for you, that your life is going to end like this if you don't comply urgently, I, was paid to eliminate you and I have to do it ANY MOMENT FROM NOW .

Ouch!

Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2012 10:48 am

Orphan lad hasn't quite got the hang of this scamming lark:

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Hello Dear,
My name is James Oyarsi and I am 23 years old girl.

Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 2:17 am

This is from the President of Benin:

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Good day, before I commence I will like to indicate my gratitude well know to you, it might sound you ridicules, this message is from the department of government of Benin Republic West African, why I took the obligation to write you is that I as the president of the nation are having a great problem with the united nation and Korean embassy here in my country all because of you.

HUH?? What do I have to do with the Korean Embassy??

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Waiting to hear from you toward these imperative thanks.

Uh, how imperative are they??

Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 2:22 pm

When is a Loan Lad not a Loan Lad?

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Hello,

this is the F B I we are here to let you know that there is scam every where so i want you to nkow the names and the email of the hole legit loanlenders so i want you to contact any of them so that you wiil get a legit loan so bellow is their emails and names okay..

Ooops! Apparently, I've been baiting a hole legit loanlender Laughing

Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 2:48 pm

BE CAREFUL OF THE HUDLOOM

Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 11:08 pm

Weird name time...

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Note that we do not send Transfer documents over the email. or if you want our bank barrister to sign for you ONLY BY PHONE you have to inform us immediate.that will cost u the sum of 3500 US DOLLAR send to HAPPY ZOT by western union or money gram

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 10:40 am

From Sanusi Lamido:

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In most cases some clients claim to be while the funds belong to some one else as the head of the bank we are aware of all these shabbles but with understanding we can advise if the client is ready to enter in to deal with me.

Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 8:38 pm

After being chided for calling Mal "SIR" rather than using his name, the Lad wrote (emphasis added):

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really i dont understand what you mean by you have a name and i should use it, that will not solve anything you know, you know why i contacted your person not your name, your name is your name and not a human, your name can not speak either could your name send emails to the security company or make calls

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 12:56 pm

Got some new form of math here:

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My Greetings!

The sum of US$65.5million in "cash" was concealed in an Eight (4) Trunk Boxes and
was deposited with a Private Security Company based in Ghana by a Top Serving
Government Official/2012 Presidential Aspirant (Name Withheld).

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 8:13 pm

A refugee Lad is insisting that he has a diplomat with his money in Australia (emphasis added):

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Honestly i am sying the gosple fart my two consignment boxes his with him there in Australia.

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