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lord goldblade
Elite Baiter
Joined: 13 Jan 2011
Posts: 1553
Location: Slaying The Prophets Ov Isa
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Wed Dec 21, 2011 8:16 pm |
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Having managed to stall my gold lad further by telling him I'm going too Brazil on business until January, he sent me this
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Ok,i wish you safe trip to Brazil and be careful of drug men,don't associate with them ,do your genuine business and I wait to receive your email in 2012 , have good success and remain blessed.
happy xmass
Isaac |
I wonder how many calamities I can get my character into  |
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"You are not only poor but poor bush man who have no ambition to be rich"
"GO DRINK POISEN AND SLEEP THEN DIE FUCK WITH YOUR MONEY"
"i should have known that you are full of lies ,at first you told me you have a flying jet but i never knew that you were nothing but building upstairs on the sky"
"I like to sincerely thank you for all your disappointment,stress ,lies and frustrations,now I should have not gotten myself involved in the first place thanks to you all"
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vonpaso xlura
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2011
Posts: 13781
Location: Bertcad, Lojbanistan
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Wed Dec 21, 2011 8:42 pm |
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What part of Brazil? I've been in BH, MG, which, aside from everyone speaking Portuguese and the vegetation and weather being tropical, isn't too different from some cities in the US. There were warnings about dengue in the train, but the precautions were the ordinary mosquito ones like making sure water doesn't collect in tire swings and pots. But if you go to the Amazon, you can get a candirú in your orifice, be attacked by piranhas, or have a capsule of Brazil nuts drop on your head. |
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 Accra - SH Cotonou
you are a fake people so do not ever write to me again.
Am mad at you right now ... Am tired of your questions ... Am sick and tire you and your bank
Nigerian pig . go swallow a grenade idiot. Boko Haram will solve your problem idiot .
you are big fool by send a fake payment information and never you contact me again asshole .
your passgae bearing your ATM CATD ... Ant Terrorist Certificate ... legal verterbrate ... expartiate your meaning ... gets to your dwaignted address ... successful ofghw transfer |
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lord goldblade
Elite Baiter
Joined: 13 Jan 2011
Posts: 1553
Location: Slaying The Prophets Ov Isa
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Wed Dec 21, 2011 8:48 pm |
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My character is going to purchase rare minerals, so i reckon she's gonna go to the rain forest, ill have 2 send him some pics of open cast mining. Ooo and as I type I might have to turn into an Eco warrior, ill see if he will help save the rain forest |
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"You are not only poor but poor bush man who have no ambition to be rich"
"GO DRINK POISEN AND SLEEP THEN DIE FUCK WITH YOUR MONEY"
"i should have known that you are full of lies ,at first you told me you have a flying jet but i never knew that you were nothing but building upstairs on the sky"
"I like to sincerely thank you for all your disappointment,stress ,lies and frustrations,now I should have not gotten myself involved in the first place thanks to you all"
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Benjamin_Franklin
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Mar 2006
Posts: 669
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Wed Dec 21, 2011 8:54 pm |
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What if you get kidnapped by a tribe of enormous, nymphomaniacal, beautiful women who keep you confined to a wooden cage in the middle of their settlement for several weeks? |
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"BIG BODY LIKE ELEPHANT, small knowledge and wisdom like mosquito. SHAME ON YOU THE FIRST FOOL OF THE GREATEST ORDER." - Wilson Smith<br>"I HAVE A GOOD NEWS FOR YOU, YOU CAN STILL QUIT THIS JOB BEFORE YOU GO HANGYOURSELF." - Wilson Smith<br>"I want you to understand that those guys at Western Union are nothing but enemies of progress" - Jude 0koya
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BRUIN
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2006
Posts: 11329
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Wed Dec 21, 2011 8:57 pm |
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Yes, and the tribe that has kidnapped you seems to be fattening you up, for uncertain reasons.....
Bruin |
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Ivory Coast to Ghana by Margaret Don & Angus (WIMP) - approx 524 miles, round trip
Lagos to Ghana (WIMP) by Emanuel, approx 454 miles round trip
YOU CAN GO TO HAIL - Barrister Benard Koffi
YOU HAVE REALLY INCONVINSE THE CHAMBERS AND WE HAVE NEVER ENCOUNTER SUCH DIFICULTIES - Barrister Sinega Amah
I will not and will never link you up to someone that is reputable - Thomas Malcom
UR A FUCKING DESTITUTE. U WERE A DRAIN DUCK AND NOW U A SCAM FRAUDSTAR -- SMALL TIME 419. - Marcus Owen
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lord goldblade
Elite Baiter
Joined: 13 Jan 2011
Posts: 1553
Location: Slaying The Prophets Ov Isa
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Wed Dec 21, 2011 9:02 pm |
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And the tribe has an internet connection ? |
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"You are not only poor but poor bush man who have no ambition to be rich"
"GO DRINK POISEN AND SLEEP THEN DIE FUCK WITH YOUR MONEY"
"i should have known that you are full of lies ,at first you told me you have a flying jet but i never knew that you were nothing but building upstairs on the sky"
"I like to sincerely thank you for all your disappointment,stress ,lies and frustrations,now I should have not gotten myself involved in the first place thanks to you all"
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bobdemol
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Dec 2008
Posts: 2212
Location: Belgium
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Wed Dec 21, 2011 9:14 pm |
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^^ Sure .... wireless  |
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yOU WICKED AND EVIL MAN,PERISH TO HELL WHERE YOU BELONG - Obinna
You have made me get to take my drugs. -Claude Dominique after ticking over 1000 boxes-
FOR THE LAST TIME DONT EVER SENT ME EMTY SLIP AGAIN -Barrister Mustapha-
why must you act like childish game. -Eng Uzeze-
why are u so stupid and fullish like that go to hall. u idiot - Topman Stephen
LOOK AM SICK AND TYRED WITH ALL THIS TAMBAMBLING OF YOUR. -Barr. Bulunga-
         Linos: Togo-Benin Mike Obidi: Onitsha-Lagos-Accra (1800KM/1120Miles)
Felix: Accra-Lomé (x3)
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Baitsamurai
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Mar 2010
Posts: 2186
Location: in the mind of my pet-lad
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Wed Dec 21, 2011 9:42 pm |
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knock up a hooker and ask your lad for advise. Then later the hooker becomes the daughter of a drug lord. I see many problems coming up until you have to be a drug courier for the drug lord to spare your life. Then stealing the drug money and ask your lad to hide with him. |
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PROTECT VICTIMS - POST SCAMMAILS: SCAMWARNERS
"u dis fucking ingrate, *DELETED*!"
"YOU ARE VERY VERY STPEID MAN FUK YOU WITH YOUR MONEY"
"you are a thief i know you ....fbi is coming for you"
"YOU WILL RUST IN HELL YOU BASTERD"
"I don't mean no disrespect but i don't like that word cunning,I mean this is a charity work for Christ's sake"
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C0nv0y/P4tr1ck Co-Bait with Boris_YELLsome: Lagos-Abuja-Lagos-Cotonou
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lord goldblade
Elite Baiter
Joined: 13 Jan 2011
Posts: 1553
Location: Slaying The Prophets Ov Isa
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Wed Dec 21, 2011 10:09 pm |
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Gawd I wonder if laddo can come and rescue me, Ghana isn't to far from Brazil is it???? |
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"You are not only poor but poor bush man who have no ambition to be rich"
"GO DRINK POISEN AND SLEEP THEN DIE FUCK WITH YOUR MONEY"
"i should have known that you are full of lies ,at first you told me you have a flying jet but i never knew that you were nothing but building upstairs on the sky"
"I like to sincerely thank you for all your disappointment,stress ,lies and frustrations,now I should have not gotten myself involved in the first place thanks to you all"
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bearkat419
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jun 2007
Posts: 4445
Location: Houston, TX
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Wed Dec 21, 2011 10:36 pm |
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| And the tribe has an internet connection ? |
They're stealing wifi from the refugee camp |
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vonpaso xlura
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2011
Posts: 13781
Location: Bertcad, Lojbanistan
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Thu Dec 22, 2011 4:03 am |
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^^It wasn't, about 250 million years ago. |
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unwashed
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Accra - SH Cotonou
you are a fake people so do not ever write to me again.
Am mad at you right now ... Am tired of your questions ... Am sick and tire you and your bank
Nigerian pig . go swallow a grenade idiot. Boko Haram will solve your problem idiot .
you are big fool by send a fake payment information and never you contact me again asshole .
your passgae bearing your ATM CATD ... Ant Terrorist Certificate ... legal verterbrate ... expartiate your meaning ... gets to your dwaignted address ... successful ofghw transfer |
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N N N
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 26 Sep 2008
Posts: 689
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Thu Dec 22, 2011 7:41 am |
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| And the tribe has an internet connection ? |
We visited Tunisia a few years back and discovered the Troglodytes in their caves had satellite internet access! So why not a lost SA tribe deep in the Amazon rain forest? 
http://www.pbase.com/nickclarke/matmata |
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Big Al
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2011
Posts: 5054
Location: Winter is Coming....
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Thu Dec 22, 2011 12:32 pm |
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The Medicine Man got WiFi while they were looking for those ants. |
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lord goldblade
Elite Baiter
Joined: 13 Jan 2011
Posts: 1553
Location: Slaying The Prophets Ov Isa
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Thu Dec 22, 2011 5:43 pm |
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Hmmm just sooo many possibilities, im thinking a brazilian Gomer might just have to appear from hiding. |
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"You are not only poor but poor bush man who have no ambition to be rich"
"GO DRINK POISEN AND SLEEP THEN DIE FUCK WITH YOUR MONEY"
"i should have known that you are full of lies ,at first you told me you have a flying jet but i never knew that you were nothing but building upstairs on the sky"
"I like to sincerely thank you for all your disappointment,stress ,lies and frustrations,now I should have not gotten myself involved in the first place thanks to you all"
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Tururut
Elite Baiter
Joined: 13 Jun 2011
Posts: 1597
Location: Lost in translation
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Thu Dec 22, 2011 10:11 pm |
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Can I play the brazilian drug lord? I've got a handful of brazilian characters, who form a mob with conections to South Africa.
Chairman: Ze Cari0ca.
His Faithful secretary: Gilbert0 dos Sant0s.
The mobsters: Marc3lo Pensador, Mart1nho do Povo and I can create another one. |
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Parti Boi. x2 x3 Xmas Parti 2012 Lagos-Natitingou, Lagos-Parakou-Kandi, Benin City- S4fari Hotel Kano A 419 picked me up, took my bag and ran away - have did a lot for Gomer but nothing good come out, every time different trip and they always mess up at last, why? Benin Republic mess up, Kano state in Nigeria mess up, Safari Camp also mess up - am really ashamed of my self in street
My wife divorce our marraige because I failed to provide proper maintenance of the family. |
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Tururut
Elite Baiter
Joined: 13 Jun 2011
Posts: 1597
Location: Lost in translation
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Thu Dec 22, 2011 10:11 pm |
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Can I play the brazilian drug lord? I've got a handful of brazilian characters, who form a mob with conections to South Africa.
Chairman: Ze Cari0ca.
His Faithful secretary: Gilbert0 dos Sant0s.
The mobsters: Marc3lo Pensador, Mart1nho do Povo and I can create another one. |
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Parti Boi. x2 x3 Xmas Parti 2012 Lagos-Natitingou, Lagos-Parakou-Kandi, Benin City- S4fari Hotel Kano A 419 picked me up, took my bag and ran away - have did a lot for Gomer but nothing good come out, every time different trip and they always mess up at last, why? Benin Republic mess up, Kano state in Nigeria mess up, Safari Camp also mess up - am really ashamed of my self in street
My wife divorce our marraige because I failed to provide proper maintenance of the family. |
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buried under 419 emails
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Oct 2003
Posts: 4747
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Fri Dec 23, 2011 4:04 am |
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Maybe you could have Brazilian friends who need you to escort a package to another location.. |
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"my dear,
you realy made me a fool which i dont expected from you" mr malambo
"Any money you send to Africa to receive your payment is at your own risk " David Mark
over 1,000 fakes deaded since Oct 2005. This is my current rampage!  x6  |
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lord goldblade
Elite Baiter
Joined: 13 Jan 2011
Posts: 1553
Location: Slaying The Prophets Ov Isa
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Fri Dec 23, 2011 6:44 pm |
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I do like the idea of new characters, tho I don't think kidnapping my character wud work coz laddo wud drop me, but a new buyer using my character as an intermediary cud have some interesting possiblities |
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"You are not only poor but poor bush man who have no ambition to be rich"
"GO DRINK POISEN AND SLEEP THEN DIE FUCK WITH YOUR MONEY"
"i should have known that you are full of lies ,at first you told me you have a flying jet but i never knew that you were nothing but building upstairs on the sky"
"I like to sincerely thank you for all your disappointment,stress ,lies and frustrations,now I should have not gotten myself involved in the first place thanks to you all"
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ScammedOut
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Jan 2009
Posts: 1440
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Thu Dec 29, 2011 3:53 pm |
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I think that should definitely be one of your calamities. |
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"FUCK U....MBESILE. FUCK OFF AND STOP SENDING ME EMAIL,IDIOT.
YOUR MOTHER IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKED."- Rev.1an H0rgan
You are very stupid PIG.-Mr. Samuel Koff0ur
YOU GO SLEEP YOU NO GO WAKE UP AGAIN
SEE YOU ASS IN HELL fucking tax payer ..
REJOICE IN HELL - Jack L1n (Mr.)
Enough fooling around with yourself. Your parents and family are Fucking scammer!
You are a white baboon,that doesn't even take
shower.
-Miss Gbagbo, Christian.
I NEVER SEE ANIMAL LIKE YOU. Your papa be castrated so he no make more like you!
- Robert Miller, philanthropist
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