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Caligula
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 May 2009
Posts: 4774
Location: Growing old
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Tue Dec 20, 2011 5:06 pm |
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Tue Dec 20, 2011 5:52 pm |
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the new satellite, which was paid for by the insurance policy on NigComSat-1 which de-orbited in 2009 |
We did have a thread on that one, all the usual 'this satellite may come as a surprise to you' etc. I like 'de-orbited' - PR speak for 'plummeted to earth in a ball of flame'! |
_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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Lew_Skannen
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 26 Oct 2003
Posts: 2084
Location: Sydney, OZ
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Wed Dec 21, 2011 5:28 am |
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This was all the talk of the town a while back when I was 'in country'.
The Nigerians pointed out that it was very typically Nigerian in that it was
1. Straying wildly outside its designated flight lane
2. Was having power blackouts
3. Was stealing radio bandwidth from neighboring frequency bands.
They seemed quite proud of it.
It is also worth mentioning that just outside of Abuja is the Obasanjo Space Centre. I never found out what they did all day... |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Wed Dec 21, 2011 12:34 pm |
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They have a typical waffly "vision":
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To make Nigeria build indigenous competence in developing, designing and building appropriate hard and software in space technology as an essential tool for its socio-economic development and enhancement of the quality of life of its people. |
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_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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sunshine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2008
Posts: 2804
Location: Anywhere a lad needs setting on fire
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Wed Dec 21, 2011 12:44 pm |
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^^^ I guess if they had written "Make space thingies locally" they wouldn't have got funding |
_________________ so dont push my spirit to do a bad fasting for your head if not you will confam your self as a died person okay - Pastor Divine
OBOSH WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. YOU WILL NEVER SEE GOOD THING IN LIFE. OGUN WILL KILL YOU BASTARD SUN OF OBOSH. - Dr Oilyseagoon
AN ALIEN YOU ARE FROM THE PIT OF HELL - Abraham
I have explain this whole process to you so many times over and over again. - Spencer
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Bola - Accra - Cotonou Alex - Accra - Abidjan Austin - Accra - Abidjan
George - Accra - Cotonou - Lome - Niamtougou Toks London - Milford Haven
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Benjamin_Franklin
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Mar 2006
Posts: 669
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Wed Dec 21, 2011 1:11 pm |
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Hmm...this kind of lends credibility to the format I wrote a few weeks ago and occasionally send out to lads. I might have to stop sending it. |
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Esox lucius
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 May 2010
Posts: 2922
Location: Somewhere down the crazy river!
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Wed Dec 21, 2011 2:25 pm |
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I can remember about a year ago there was a scam mail doing the rounds asking for would be investors to fund a satellite that would orbit the earth scooping up all the tiny particles of gold dust flying about out there to be sold on it's return to earth.
'Ha ha' I thought at the time - but after this news I'm beginning to regret not sending that money via WU. |
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"..Sir we have given you more than 5 different accounts yet you still complaining " SCB
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