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Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 7:45 pm

Hopefully the card will arrive in time to cheer up his Christmas.

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

Just finished reading this sad sage. Why, the image of some vicious, engraged taxi driver deliberately running down poor Rushforth and not a single TW*T there to comfort him in his hour of need just brings tears gushing forth from my eyeballs.. Laughing

Ooops, I mean: Crying or Very sad

Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 9:34 am

I've been lurking on this site for about a week now and can honestly say, "Karmageddon comes to those who wait." Hope you enjoy the safari, lad. We'll send you some NYE party favors.

Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 6:43 pm

Here is a quick call with the lad, to update him about our difficulties in the borders.
http://www.4shared.com/mp3/znvO_xJW/Im_totally_DONE_here_.html

From the call:
- He's totally done there.
- The police has his passport and money after the incident.
- He can't move, and his leg is getting worse Crying or Very sad

Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 7:42 pm

So our limbo lad is done he says. Well that may be so but he still isn't going anywhere soon. And by all likelihood the lad is gonna spend a cheerful Christmas in an hospital in Darfour, that is where scamming and greed will take you. And i'll loose my bat against Subway.

His brother is showing some signs of being pissed off at the church. I cant think of a reason why. After i sent the letter he wanted to know the tracking number. Silly man, there are no tracking numbers on regular letters. He didn't take that news very well. Perhaps i should have sent the money using GPS 3-Track instead.

Quote:

Dear Rev Bob,

Thanks for your mail.

I have check the company address and I saw where they wrote track and trace.

It simply means that any parcel send can be track so why must you say that the parcel you send does not have a tracking number or didn't you ask for it.

Anyway,I will try and find out from my brother if he has finally receive the money and if not then I will know that you people are just trying to play some prank. I will only believe your word as soon as I confirm from him that the money has arrive his doorstep.

Thanks.
Kingsley.

Audacious, and needless to say he got slapped for it. 0rens told him that this kind of behavior is not accepted by the church. That same call also told us that the lad's leg, despite his whining, appears to be responding to treatment.

I also made a nice graphic showing the timeline for his Chadian vacation. The Chadian minister of tourism, Mr Ahmat Barkai Animi will be most pleased for the lads extended visit in the nice Chadian countryside.

Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 7:47 pm

Congratulations subway!

Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 8:21 pm

Dr Mike wrote:

...by all likelihood the lad is gonna spend a cheerful Christmas in an hospital in Darfour

Yeah.....right!

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 3877

are there any other lads known, who lost one of their limbs related to a bait?

as far as I can tell, if his leg is really getting worse (a broken leg with an infection), this could lead to the loss of the leg.

is the upper or the lower part of his leg broken?

Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 11:09 pm

He did mention that he didn't wanna get cut in the call. But that might have been something else. His brother told us he is responding to treatment and i think they speak on a regular basis. If the lad was in a bad state i think the brother would tell us.
We do not know which part of the lag that is broken. Slap Happy tries to wring it out of the lad but he didn't understand the queston.

Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 12:11 am

oh my God...I am going to have to stop reading the baits you guys post...yours, TM's, Doras, NV's nsfw vlad, etc...you all make me feel terribly inadequate in my own baits...then the depression kicks in and next thing you know...crack pipe

Not quite a Newb Joined: 30 Oct 2011 Posts: 66

deadk1ng wrote:

oh my God...I am going to have to stop reading the baits you guys post...yours, TM's, Doras, NV's nsfw vlad, etc...you all make me feel terribly inadequate in my own baits...then the depression kicks in and next thing you know...crack pipe

Gee. I thought it was only me.

Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 12:48 am

Thanks for the input guys. It is always nice to have ones work appreciated.
And deadk1ng, there is no need for you to feel inadequate, your baiting skills will soon have earned you a premium membership. I am sure that you 2A is an accomplished baiter even though i can't say that i am familiar with any of your work.

Baiting isn't so much a skill thing as a patience and luck thing. Finding the right modality and the right lad, and the right modality for the right lad.

Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 12:57 am

lol...if yall new how much I borrow from yall after reading your baits you would make me change my name to "The Next Dr. Monsignor the Nasty Exploror Pops."

Trophy Videos · Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 1:22 am

Quote:

...then the depression kicks in and next thing you know...crack pipe

This is what I hope happens to the lad, not to you, DK.
After this experience, he might need it to kill the physical, mental and emotional pain. Good, I hope he does move to drugs. It's a better outcome for him than to continue scamming. Druggies can't scam very well.

Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 1:40 am

@slaphappy you have obviously never met my RL brother "Crackhead Mike," (no relation to Dr. Mike...I think) who can con a homeless man outa his newspaper shoes...true story time

(middle of the night...my bedroom)

CM: psttt little brother...my friend just got hit by a semi...he died...I need 5 bucks to call his mom long distance

M: No

CM: why not

M: cause you smoke crack

CM: aw come on I do not

(and this will continue indeffinatly untill)

M: here's 5 bucks

CM: I asked for 10

(I hand him another 5)

CM: can ya make it 15

(I hand him a 20)

M: bring my change back

(exit Crackhead Mike who doesn't bring back my change)

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

deadk1ng wrote:

oh my God...I am going to have to stop reading the baits you guys post...yours, TM's, Doras, NV's nsfw vlad, etc...you all make me feel terribly inadequate in my own baits...then the depression kicks in and next thing you know...crack pipe

I am honored that I am mentioned here, but my baiting is nowhere near in the same league as the others here. I think I have just been lucky with my last 2 Vlads.

Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 4:26 pm

[quote="next victim"] I am honored that I am mentioned here, but my baiting is nowhere near in the same league as the others here./quote]

You're wasting these asshole's time, your baiting is JUST as valid as everyone else's!

Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 5:18 pm

It is like internationalchrysis say. It is not a competition and comparison between baiters is of no use. Every wasted second of a scammers time is a success. And besides, it is not like me and Subway invented the "safari a lad to Chad and fuck him over" modality. The original ideas are quite few and frankly that is what it is all about. Sharing is caring.

Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 5:24 pm

My thoughts exactly. If the bait lasts a day or a year. If I wasted a minute of the clowns miserable life it was worth it. I'm still working my first mark. So far I've received 4 E-mails one of which has a certificate signed by two people from the UN one in sharpie the other in ink. To do that I would waste at least 15 minutes of my day.
1. Add my name to the certificate
2. Print out certificate (Paper, ink, time)
3. scan to a jpg
4. E-mail back to me.

I sent him an attachment with my phone and bank acct number on it. (Whoops! forgot to attach, I hate it when I do that) LOL. Guess he'll have to ask for it again.

Al.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

I'm not knocking anyone here. I have so much to learn still! I read everyones work, new or not.

Phil and IC are the ones that inspired me to try the romance baiting.

Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 6:28 pm

Sorry, I wasn't trying to knock anyone either. I was just trying to say any help is good help when it comes to messing with these crooks. (Even mine)

Al.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 7:00 pm

@deadking - I apologize for my comment about the crack pipe. I see that it has struck a nerve. I'm sorry to hear that your brother is addicted. Sad

Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 10:35 pm

For your comfort and inconvenience I have made a nice little icon which I would like to put forward as a useful award for getting a lad "medicined" somewhere ghastly. Feel free to use as you see fit Laughing

Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2011 5:31 pm

We left the lad alone during Christmas, mainly because we had more important matters to attend to, life. But we did it knowing that the lad would spend his holiday alone in a Muslim country. And thus also making it official, i lost my bet to Subway.

I did try to call him the on the 23rd but his phone was busy, so we called his brother instead.
He told us the lad is still in hospital and that he have more problems. Apparently during his almost 60 day absence someone forgot to pay his rent. So this was something his brother told us. I told him that the family is perhaps best suited to attend to that. We are working on the getting him home in time for Easter thing. I cannot promise success but we will do our best and we have high hopes. The church is committed to his cause.
Soon Rev. 0rens will call the lad to see how his leg is doing. It should be ready to walk on soon i suspect. After all, it was over 40 days it got broken.
http://www.4shared.com/mp3/7rbfwXog/234705538xxxx_09_35_PM_Friday_.html?

Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2011 6:29 pm

What if his leg drops off, or he dies of gangrene?

Laughing

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