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Entomologist
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 12 May 2010
Posts: 742
Location: Noncomformist Like Everyone Else
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Thu Nov 24, 2011 10:51 pm |
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I suspect Mortal is from the Land of the Long White Cloud.
Hence I find the following quote appropriate.
The scene New Zealand hotel reception:
Receptionist, "Go to the lift"
I am thinking, " There's no elevator here, ground floor building"
Receptionist, "Thin go lift again"
"Oh! Thankyou."
Listening to a Language Professor on the subject of Kiwi dialect.
"The 'e' is pronounced as the letter 'i' as in pit.
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_________________ X12+ X2 Hitlads 14 mths First one helped by Woody999
what is helling is happen-Don Gunshot
Fuck with your money i am not after your money ok, is your life so much important to me to kill ok, go to hell with your money
Sir, I do not send any money to me because i need it.
Let GOD judge me if this is a trick Sir, this is a trick
So if you are buying the Hubble Space telescope that cost 1,000usd. |
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Mortal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 02 Jul 2009
Posts: 3473
Location: Smarter than your smartphone™
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Posted:
Thu Nov 24, 2011 10:56 pm |
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^^^ Contrary to the popular belief I am not from New Zealand (regardless of what my tag or avatar says ) |
_________________ x87 x5
Ugly Duckling with Mountain Goat and Osazee : Cameroon -> Nigeria
Paul with Just Cold: Benin -> Lagos -> Abuja
George: Accra -> Togo I really want to do business with you, because i know you are an Angel send to rescue me by God.
x6
GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU. Mr. Olisa
Every night a phonecall from you, you talk rubbish. Mr. Olisa
Juan's hidden fries! |
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bait_my_hook
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Aug 2010
Posts: 858
Location: God's own county, UK
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Thu Nov 24, 2011 11:50 pm |
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Mortal wrote: |
Where is the "ABORT TOPIC" button when I need one? |
you are of course thinking of
Orson Welles wrote: |
If you want a happy ending, that depends, of course, on where you stop your story. |
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_________________ x lots x few x3
Mass Clown Bait 2011 HERE: clownsX5 cupidsX3 fishers-of-menX1 baptismX1 bunnyX1 circus-skillsX2
Nativity 2011 bait (with lots of goats) is here
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AMU NNA GI = YOU BIG COCK
Am not comfortable with this western union thing any more - Kelvin Smith
...i will get you down you asshole f*cking shit - Tom Bruce the hitlad |
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bravo95
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2010
Posts: 1990
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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Fri Nov 25, 2011 12:31 am |
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@Mortal Well you brought it up. Which reminds me of another important quote to live by.
"First to smelt it must have delt it"
Edit changed ^^ to @ because I'm drunk. |
_________________ Trophies!
Off to see the wizard!
Shortstuff
Brother Mike co-bait with NWM : Agbor, Nigeria to Douala
Brother Mike again with the help of Juan and Allst@R : Agbor to Abuja
Pastor Clet Star Wars Safari Accra-Bauchi Co-Bait with NWM and the Rebels
Justice my He@vy Elecric1ty lad Accra to Tamale with the help of Alls@r and Juan
Operation "Lagos spy"
The Dynamic Dumbasses |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Fri Nov 25, 2011 1:02 am |
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Fakers: many, many, lots; an SSL and a couple of Resellers.
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AH, AH, AH! Two little ! |
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Mortal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 02 Jul 2009
Posts: 3473
Location: Smarter than your smartphone™
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Posted:
Fri Nov 25, 2011 11:21 am |
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@Bravo
"Do not expect sympathy from thug, the one who kills doesn't cry" Spiritual Kvintet
"The one who plants wind, harvests storm" Czech saying |
_________________ x87 x5
Ugly Duckling with Mountain Goat and Osazee : Cameroon -> Nigeria
Paul with Just Cold: Benin -> Lagos -> Abuja
George: Accra -> Togo I really want to do business with you, because i know you are an Angel send to rescue me by God.
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GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU. Mr. Olisa
Every night a phonecall from you, you talk rubbish. Mr. Olisa
Juan's hidden fries! |
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bait_my_hook
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Aug 2010
Posts: 858
Location: God's own county, UK
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Fri Nov 25, 2011 12:13 pm |
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no idea where this is from
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if God had a wallet then it would have a picture John Lee Hooker in it |
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_________________ x lots x few x3
Mass Clown Bait 2011 HERE: clownsX5 cupidsX3 fishers-of-menX1 baptismX1 bunnyX1 circus-skillsX2
Nativity 2011 bait (with lots of goats) is here
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AMU NNA GI = YOU BIG COCK
Am not comfortable with this western union thing any more - Kelvin Smith
...i will get you down you asshole f*cking shit - Tom Bruce the hitlad |
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Zagam
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 23 Nov 2011
Posts: 2
Location: Respawn Point
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Fri Nov 25, 2011 1:39 pm |
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"Test your might"
Okay, it's from Mortal Kombat, but hell if it isn't a good quote to live by. |
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Master
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 Jan 2008
Posts: 2531
Location: AU
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Sat Nov 26, 2011 12:05 am |
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there is no "I" in team but there is a 'U' in C nt |
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_________________ 2,633 miles:"i am coming to safari myself"
All you did is a bunches of fucked-up!FIRE burn the G0mers!
Shorty & Hectard escape from guantanamo
it was all a big fuck of disappointed
you are the fooliest baboom!
You are dead MUMU!!!! |
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bait_my_hook
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Aug 2010
Posts: 858
Location: God's own county, UK
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Sat Nov 26, 2011 12:12 am |
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^^
how do you know so much about the execs in our firm? |
_________________ x lots x few x3
Mass Clown Bait 2011 HERE: clownsX5 cupidsX3 fishers-of-menX1 baptismX1 bunnyX1 circus-skillsX2
Nativity 2011 bait (with lots of goats) is here
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AMU NNA GI = YOU BIG COCK
Am not comfortable with this western union thing any more - Kelvin Smith
...i will get you down you asshole f*cking shit - Tom Bruce the hitlad |
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Master
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 Jan 2008
Posts: 2531
Location: AU
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Sat Nov 26, 2011 12:14 am |
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^^^^ because they are everywhere. another one which would suit is
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Every one is a c#nt until they prove otherwise |
oh and
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brian is not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy |
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_________________ 2,633 miles:"i am coming to safari myself"
All you did is a bunches of fucked-up!FIRE burn the G0mers!
Shorty & Hectard escape from guantanamo
it was all a big fuck of disappointed
you are the fooliest baboom!
You are dead MUMU!!!! |
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bait_my_hook
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Aug 2010
Posts: 858
Location: God's own county, UK
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Sat Nov 26, 2011 12:19 am |
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^^
fair point well made
we call them CFEs
(content free executives) |
_________________ x lots x few x3
Mass Clown Bait 2011 HERE: clownsX5 cupidsX3 fishers-of-menX1 baptismX1 bunnyX1 circus-skillsX2
Nativity 2011 bait (with lots of goats) is here
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AMU NNA GI = YOU BIG COCK
Am not comfortable with this western union thing any more - Kelvin Smith
...i will get you down you asshole f*cking shit - Tom Bruce the hitlad |
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bait_my_hook
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Aug 2010
Posts: 858
Location: God's own county, UK
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Sat Nov 26, 2011 1:08 am |
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to finish off a fun thread, can I give you all one to be very hard thinking of?
Joseph Goebbels wrote: |
“If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it. The lie can be maintained only for such time as the State can shield the people from the political, economic and/or military consequences of the lie. It thus becomes vitally important for the State to use all of its powers to repress dissent, for the truth is the mortal enemy of the lie, and thus by extension, the truth is the greatest enemy of the State.”
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it deeply worries me that this is still so true in 2011
meanwhile baiters bait scammers because we truly care even if nobody else really does, of this we should be proud of our collective here and the vital work that we all do - back to the fight brothers and sisters!! |
_________________ x lots x few x3
Mass Clown Bait 2011 HERE: clownsX5 cupidsX3 fishers-of-menX1 baptismX1 bunnyX1 circus-skillsX2
Nativity 2011 bait (with lots of goats) is here
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AMU NNA GI = YOU BIG COCK
Am not comfortable with this western union thing any more - Kelvin Smith
...i will get you down you asshole f*cking shit - Tom Bruce the hitlad |
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Deacon Blues
Master Baiter
Joined: 25 Jun 2005
Posts: 118
Location: The Reefs of Kizmar
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Sat Dec 03, 2011 7:45 am |
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Mortal wrote: |
Haha all great quotes Entomologist and bait_my_hook
"Our entire childhood we are taught how to speak and how to walk just to be taught to sit down and shut up when we're in school." |
FTFY
"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when the fear has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain." -Bene Gesserit Litany Against Fear, from the Dune series |
_________________ Look out, scammers -- it's shreddin' time!
"WHY CAN'T YOU BE HEARD AND SPOKEN TO OR PEOPLE FROM BAHRAIN DO NOT TALK ON THE PHONE OR ARE YOU A TERRORIST WHICH I AM BEGINNING TO THINK YOU ARE."" -George Mbeki
" I ALSO WAY DEAL WITH GMAIL PEOPLES BADY CAUSE THEIR ARE ALL PUSSY SUCKERS KISS MY ASS MONKEY." -Yousf Ahmed
"TO STARTY WITH YOUR NAME IS WARREN KRUEGER WHICH I KNOW IS NOT YOUR NAME" -Therese Bo |
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Entomologist
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 12 May 2010
Posts: 742
Location: Noncomformist Like Everyone Else
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Sun Dec 04, 2011 2:28 am |
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Here is one my ol' Dad used to tell me.
" You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time."
I Googled it to find who the great man behind it was.
Abraham Lincoln, (attributed)
16th president of US (1809 - 1865) |
_________________ X12+ X2 Hitlads 14 mths First one helped by Woody999
what is helling is happen-Don Gunshot
Fuck with your money i am not after your money ok, is your life so much important to me to kill ok, go to hell with your money
Sir, I do not send any money to me because i need it.
Let GOD judge me if this is a trick Sir, this is a trick
So if you are buying the Hubble Space telescope that cost 1,000usd. |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sun Dec 04, 2011 9:24 am |
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You got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, know when to walk away, and know when to run. |
Kenny Rogers sure knew his stuff. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Sun Dec 04, 2011 1:36 pm |
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"All food that falls on the floor is mine!
- My dog |
_________________
Fakers: many, many, lots; an SSL and a couple of Resellers.
x 6
AH, AH, AH! Two little ! |
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Morgain Le Fay
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Oct 2010
Posts: 5800
Location: Taking my new .38 special to the range
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Posted:
Sun Dec 04, 2011 1:50 pm |
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^^^ Guess you don't get a chance at the 5 second rule then!
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The five-second rule states that food dropped on the ground will not be contaminated with bacteria if it is picked up within five seconds of being dropped. |
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_________________ X42
Nash and 6 friends 488 Km within Ghana - bait with Agda (2012)
Safari Philip Ghana-Benin (bait w/Agda) 2013
x5
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bait_my_hook
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Aug 2010
Posts: 858
Location: God's own county, UK
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Posted:
Mon Dec 05, 2011 9:20 am |
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^^^
there's a topic here? |
_________________ x lots x few x3
Mass Clown Bait 2011 HERE: clownsX5 cupidsX3 fishers-of-menX1 baptismX1 bunnyX1 circus-skillsX2
Nativity 2011 bait (with lots of goats) is here
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AMU NNA GI = YOU BIG COCK
Am not comfortable with this western union thing any more - Kelvin Smith
...i will get you down you asshole f*cking shit - Tom Bruce the hitlad |
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Bankster
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Jun 2007
Posts: 2239
Location: Gone for a while.
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Posted:
Tue Dec 20, 2011 4:13 pm |
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"It is impossible to sharpen a pencil with a blunt axe. It is equally vain to try to do it with ten blunt axes instead."
E. W. Dijkstra |
_________________ Whoever said you can't touch happiness has never petted a dog.
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bait_my_hook
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Aug 2010
Posts: 858
Location: God's own county, UK
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Tue Dec 20, 2011 6:07 pm |
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"A bad law that punishes the innocent won't deter the guilty"
how many examples do you want? |
_________________ x lots x few x3
Mass Clown Bait 2011 HERE: clownsX5 cupidsX3 fishers-of-menX1 baptismX1 bunnyX1 circus-skillsX2
Nativity 2011 bait (with lots of goats) is here
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AMU NNA GI = YOU BIG COCK
Am not comfortable with this western union thing any more - Kelvin Smith
...i will get you down you asshole f*cking shit - Tom Bruce the hitlad |
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TheFae
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Jun 2009
Posts: 14295
Location: Playing Space in the Street - DECENT!
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Posted:
Wed Dec 21, 2011 12:55 am |
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Here's my fav:
"Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts." (Sign hanging in Einstein's office at Princeton) |
_________________ x 4 x 5 x 6
x 3,000+
GO GOLD! **CLICKY**
"This is really bad"
"my account has been disable and can not sell anymore and this is all i live on" |
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bait_my_hook
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Aug 2010
Posts: 858
Location: God's own county, UK
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Posted:
Wed Dec 21, 2011 9:38 am |
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^^^^
excellent |
_________________ x lots x few x3
Mass Clown Bait 2011 HERE: clownsX5 cupidsX3 fishers-of-menX1 baptismX1 bunnyX1 circus-skillsX2
Nativity 2011 bait (with lots of goats) is here
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AMU NNA GI = YOU BIG COCK
Am not comfortable with this western union thing any more - Kelvin Smith
...i will get you down you asshole f*cking shit - Tom Bruce the hitlad |
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