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Poitivine
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 03 Dec 2011
Posts: 31
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Tue Dec 20, 2011 6:15 am |
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My Malaysian lad wants me to fill in a beneficiary affidavit to claim my substantial inheritence left by my late uncle G03ffry. Wait until he gets a look at the inland revenue inheritence tax forms I downloaded directly off the Revenue and Customs website.
They are completely legitimate, real forms and incomprehensible. I didn't need to spend any time making my own fake forms. The government did a brilliant job for me.
For those baiting from the UK (or pretending to be in the UK) just go to: http://search2.hmrc.gov.uk/kb5/hmrc/forms/view.page?record=_l2Tx5hmN5s&formId=3346#forms
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Tururut
Elite Baiter
Joined: 13 Jun 2011
Posts: 1597
Location: Lost in translation
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Tue Dec 20, 2011 8:02 am |
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Well, God save the queen! This is going to come very useful for me. |
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Parti Boi.  x2  x3 Xmas Parti 2012 Lagos-Natitingou, Lagos-Parakou-Kandi, Benin City- S4fari Hotel Kano A 419 picked me up, took my bag and ran away - have did a lot for Gomer but nothing good come out, every time different trip and they always mess up at last, why? Benin Republic mess up, Kano state in Nigeria mess up, Safari Camp also mess up - am really ashamed of my self in street
My wife divorce our marraige because I failed to provide proper maintenance of the family. |
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sunshine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2008
Posts: 2804
Location: Anywhere a lad needs setting on fire
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Tue Dec 20, 2011 8:08 am |
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My taxes at work 
I'll try these on the next dying widow I come across. |
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so dont push my spirit to do a bad fasting for your head if not you will confam your self as a died person okay - Pastor Divine
OBOSH WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. YOU WILL NEVER SEE GOOD THING IN LIFE. OGUN WILL KILL YOU BASTARD SUN OF OBOSH. - Dr Oilyseagoon
AN ALIEN YOU ARE FROM THE PIT OF HELL - Abraham
I have explain this whole process to you so many times over and over again. - Spencer
Praveen - Hanuman Junction - Hyderabad x2
Bola - Accra - Cotonou Alex - Accra - Abidjan Austin - Accra - Abidjan
George - Accra - Cotonou - Lome - Niamtougou Toks London - Milford Haven
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Tue Dec 20, 2011 10:01 am |
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There are some cracking visa application forms online too, for the UK and the US.
I have had a lot of success using UK and US visas as bait, especially through my fake church, rather than just money, and of course the forms help convince the lads to jump through hoops for me. |
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the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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lakeside77
A chaff in the USA
Joined: 11 Jul 2008
Posts: 2700
Location: Out there in the cold, getting lonely, getting old
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Tue Dec 20, 2011 11:53 pm |
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I took a look at the Inheritance Tax Form, tried to follow it, and ran out of IQ points at Section G. In terms of complexity, it puts our IRS Schedule D (for capital gains and losses) to shame. 
This should keep your lad busy and out of trouble for hours. |
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Father Frank
I must let you know that am sick and tired of all this whole bull sheet do you know my ass is on the line - Jonh Raymund
i want to say i am very sorry for the Mother that gave Barth to you -- Jim Ovie
. . . it is disrespectful,malicious, an ILEDAN EYE,to our corporation and embarrassing to my secretary as he was messed up by your action. I thought I was assisting a true American gentleman without knowing that I am trying to help one of the most chaffs in the USA. --Dr. Leo Stan Ekeh
. . . I hate you with all my Live, you may not understand the Laval of hatred I have in you -- Dr. Lambert |
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