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Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 5:58 pm

Just for interest do any of you use technobable to throw lads off, or just for your own amusement.

My current love lad was "worried" about me not replying quickly, so i told him i was unable to use my computer as it having a vajazzle and i only just got it working today. Laughing

He just accepted this now new computing term

*** please note if you dont know what a vajazzle is its NSFW ***

Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 6:18 pm

After I got a phone salesman lad interested in selling me TV sets,I told him I was not interested unless he had the latest model that had the new Flumigator mode.He unsurprisingly had several Laughing

Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 6:32 pm

A number of baiters have successfully involved the term "flux capacitor" in their baits. Likewise, dilithium crystals are a hot commodity in certain markets (assuming, of course, you have a Tricoder).

Bruin

Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 7:17 pm

I was wondering how much they would fall for. Looks like the sky's the limit if it's done properly.

Al.

Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 7:21 pm

On another occasion,I had a lad trying to secure the mining rights to Kryptonite in his country for me.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 23 Mar 2006 Posts: 669

I've had a couple lads agree to supply me with several kilos of trinium.

Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 8:49 pm

^^ trinium eh, do they also sell weapons grade naquadah?

Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 8:55 pm

This is a slap I gave a lad after a dolla chop and he had the gall to suggest that my computer was vulnerable:

Quote:

Since I last wrote to you I had a software engineeer check my computer system and he ran a series of gamma-12 bicursive routines to determine vulnerability working from the mid-point of the inverted logarithmic scale. He concluded that the odds of my computer and email being successfully hacked is one in over 14 billion! In fact, my system is more secure than those at the NATO Command Center in Brussels! It is obvious that [lad's front company] systems were hacked and your company is fully responsible for the loss of my funds. If you disagree, please inform me of the results of any investigations you undertook and of any security checks on your systems.

Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2011 9:02 pm

Big Al wrote:

I was wondering how much they would fall for. Looks like the sky's the limit if it's done properly.

Al.

You got that right. Make your lad think you're ready to shell out money and they will agree to anything you want if they think it'll make the money flow.

Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2011 1:05 am

Maybe I can pay in Gold-pressed Latinum then. I can send them as much as they want.

Al.

Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2011 5:29 am

I wrote that I had to fix the spurving bearings in the boat. A spurving bearing is actually a part of a turboencabulator.

In the chem bait I asked if he could supply carmot and ordered dehydrabiethylamine.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 28 Sep 2010 Posts: 923

I've seen Tiberium used in the forums here a couple of times.

Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2011 12:25 pm

I was highly amused when i saw the data sheets for the tiberium bait. I think im gonna have to watch my star treks again and get some ideas Laughing

Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 8:25 am

I've used dilithium, flux-capacitors and sundry sci-fi funnies in a few baits.

However the best one was a loan lad who was insistent I paid the insurance fee so my animal brothel could buy its new boar trebuchets.

Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 5:13 pm

You guys look like the type to interested in high-grade, quality, top-of-the-line

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Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 5:37 pm

^^ i do recall reading about that in an article about longest english words, and the words nerds were arguing about whether its technically a word Laughing

i dont think a lad would take me seriously if i asked for it, but maybe ..... Twisted Evil