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wokabo
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Sep 2004
Posts: 825
Location: best beer country in onomatopoeia world
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Wed Dec 14, 2011 7:45 pm |
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Ok, granted. As of now, for you, the answer is always "NO".
The pain you get is also free.
I wish they had more toilets in Nepal. |
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bearkat419
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jun 2007
Posts: 4445
Location: Houston, TX
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Wed Dec 14, 2011 9:45 pm |
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Granted. There are now toilets on every corner. But they are all clogged, and stink to high heaven.
I wish real life was like the movies, and everything you did came with a sound track. |
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Kokomeister
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2008
Posts: 3001
Location: Wandering around the world with a sense of adventure!
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Wed Dec 14, 2011 10:04 pm |
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Granted, a camera crew decides to film every aspect of your life to the point where they will not give you any privacy at all and the music they play eventually drives you to murdering the entire camera crew and unfortunately it was all caught on tape and you spend the rest of your life in death row awaiting the electric chair.
I wish moving out was easier to do. |
_________________ red head gangster (Emma the Tropical Herbalist)
YOU ARE PLAYING WITH MY LIFE ADVENTURE (Joel Desire)
YOU ARE SUCH A BIG SICKNESS THAT STEP ON ME! (Joel Desire)
YOU ARE TOO SMALL, GO AHEAD WITH WHATEVER YOU THINK OR IMAGINED THAT YOU CAN DO TO ME, ONCE YOU TRY ONCE YOU WILL DIE HARD. YOU BETTER DON'T TRY ME AT ALL YOU FOOL- Mariam Abacha (6 months)
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Kariko
Master Baiter
Joined: 02 Dec 2011
Posts: 119
Location: It's very New and Mexico-like
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Thu Dec 15, 2011 3:17 am |
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Granted, your furniture was shipped to a scammer in Nigeria for free! Now you don't need to move all that pesky furniture!
I wish my scammer sent me funny pictures. |
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bearkat419
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jun 2007
Posts: 4445
Location: Houston, TX
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Fri Dec 16, 2011 4:45 pm |
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Granted, your scammer sent you a children's comic book. In Yoruba.
I wish for peace on earth.
Will be fun to see how you corrupt that one.. |
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Bart Fargo
Corporate Baiter
Joined: 22 May 2010
Posts: 1605
Location: Free munchies for the cantaloupe masters
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Fri Dec 16, 2011 4:55 pm |
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Granted. there is now peace on earth, the earth's crust. However volcanic violence and mayhem continue underneath the earth and explodes everywhere, creating new volcanoes and causing all sorts of damage.
I wish I could maintain a high level of credibility. |
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wokabo
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Sep 2004
Posts: 825
Location: best beer country in onomatopoeia world
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Mon Dec 19, 2011 10:28 am |
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'Maintain' would imply you have reached that level already, so the Genie has no other option than to deny in order not to create the greatest paradox in the history of the universe.
I wish other people wouldn't make their database queries so damned complicated (SELECT stuff FROM xxx, (SELECT that FROM yyy) WHERE <where clause> GROUP BY (SELECT xxx FROM etc..., what were they thinking?). |
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Wurzgnubbel
419Eater is my life
Joined: 07 Apr 2006
Posts: 441
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Mon Dec 19, 2011 11:46 am |
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Granted. The database is shifted back to your Commodore 64. Enjoy re-programming the stuff in Basic V2. And enjoy handling all those nice 5 1/4s!
I wish for good luck. |
_________________ Now i know that you are nothing but a rouge, a killer, a resist, aback bitter, a lie, a tourt, a nornentity, a surscy human being. (Mister Larry Kent)
the test question here is still who is the bastard b@la h@ssan, so were did you change the test question, and there is no change in this slip, this is the first slip you sent to me, you are wasting my time and dont call me a bastard in your next mail. (Hitman B@la H@ssan)
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Bart Fargo
Corporate Baiter
Joined: 22 May 2010
Posts: 1605
Location: Free munchies for the cantaloupe masters
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Mon Dec 19, 2011 4:12 pm |
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Granted. You have good luck at slipping on patches of ice, passing gas loudly in church and work uncontrollably, not being able to satisfy your partner, and having your head removed.
I wish for a safe jet pack that can take me anywhere I want totally under my control. |
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bella goth
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 07 Jul 2010
Posts: 79
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Tue Dec 20, 2011 6:45 am |
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Granted. Your safe jet pack is made out of a safe and you realize that 'under your control' means straight down to Earth.
I wish that I could set up a bank robbery and then secretly maintain plausible deniability. |
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ParaNoid
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Thu Dec 22, 2011 6:51 am |
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Denied. The Genie sends the Thought Police to your house to arrest you for thinking such a thing.
I wish to have a peaceful weekend. |
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Wurzgnubbel
419Eater is my life
Joined: 07 Apr 2006
Posts: 441
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Thu Dec 22, 2011 1:34 pm |
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Granted. Your house is run over by 25.000 hippies smoking all kinds of weird stuff.
I wish I could understand the world we live in and life in general. |
_________________ Now i know that you are nothing but a rouge, a killer, a resist, aback bitter, a lie, a tourt, a nornentity, a surscy human being. (Mister Larry Kent)
the test question here is still who is the bastard b@la h@ssan, so were did you change the test question, and there is no change in this slip, this is the first slip you sent to me, you are wasting my time and dont call me a bastard in your next mail. (Hitman B@la H@ssan)
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Bart Fargo
Corporate Baiter
Joined: 22 May 2010
Posts: 1605
Location: Free munchies for the cantaloupe masters
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Thu Dec 22, 2011 4:35 pm |
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Denied. We live on the world, not in the world. There's molten lava down there and wicked hot. Actually genie will grant it for you cause your head is located down there.
I wish all the holidays were done and over!! |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Fri Dec 23, 2011 4:08 am |
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bearkat419
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jun 2007
Posts: 4445
Location: Houston, TX
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Fri Dec 23, 2011 4:58 am |
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Granted. You were framed for a crime, fired from your job, and placed on house arrest. You have nothing else to do with your time but hang out on the forum
I wish Cracker Jack prizes were real toys like they used to be instead of stupid paper pencil toppers with a joke on them |
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ParaNoid
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Fri Dec 23, 2011 5:31 am |
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Granted, but now the price has gone up the accommodate your wish. Each box now costs $25.00.
I wish candy didn't cause dental carries. |
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Bart Fargo
Corporate Baiter
Joined: 22 May 2010
Posts: 1605
Location: Free munchies for the cantaloupe masters
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Fri Dec 23, 2011 1:59 pm |
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Granted. They now cause dental cavities. Use real English next time, not that European jibberish.
I wish for the blimey lad to go crikey and not be such a wanker!! |
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ParaNoid
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Tue Dec 27, 2011 4:12 am |
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Granted, now you go all crikey and become a wanker. The lads become perfect gentlemen and now the whole interwebs hate you.
I wish everyone has a Happy New Year. |
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Bart Fargo
Corporate Baiter
Joined: 22 May 2010
Posts: 1605
Location: Free munchies for the cantaloupe masters
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Wed Dec 28, 2011 4:16 pm |
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Granted. Everyone but the dead people accept your wish. The dead don't give a damn cause....well they are dead.
I wish the new year would get here, I got things to do. |
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Big Al
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2011
Posts: 5054
Location: Winter is Coming....
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Wed Dec 28, 2011 4:31 pm |
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Granted: The Genie has now made today New Years day for you only. That headache is your NYE hangover and don't forget that you have to go back to work in two days. (I hope you're retired)
I wish this rotten cold I've had since last Thursday would go away!! |
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ParaNoid
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
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Location: Looking for Steward.
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Thu Dec 29, 2011 6:36 am |
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Granted, the only issue is your nose goes away with the cold. Now you look rather odd.
I wish my alma mater well in tomorrow night's round ball game. I'll be there... |
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Kokomeister
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2008
Posts: 3001
Location: Wandering around the world with a sense of adventure!
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Fri Dec 30, 2011 6:20 am |
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Granted, Ms. Alma Mater hits you in the head with a baseball and gets a home run and then after the game she hits you in the head with a baseball bat. You are in a coma and wake up a month later.
I wish Tuesday would come already. |
_________________ red head gangster (Emma the Tropical Herbalist)
YOU ARE PLAYING WITH MY LIFE ADVENTURE (Joel Desire)
YOU ARE SUCH A BIG SICKNESS THAT STEP ON ME! (Joel Desire)
YOU ARE TOO SMALL, GO AHEAD WITH WHATEVER YOU THINK OR IMAGINED THAT YOU CAN DO TO ME, ONCE YOU TRY ONCE YOU WILL DIE HARD. YOU BETTER DON'T TRY ME AT ALL YOU FOOL- Mariam Abacha (6 months)
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Wurzgnubbel
419Eater is my life
Joined: 07 Apr 2006
Posts: 441
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Fri Dec 30, 2011 1:05 pm |
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DENIED, as a weekend is never to be skipped. Genie decides to set your arse on fire instead.
I wish I had more power. |
_________________ Now i know that you are nothing but a rouge, a killer, a resist, aback bitter, a lie, a tourt, a nornentity, a surscy human being. (Mister Larry Kent)
the test question here is still who is the bastard b@la h@ssan, so were did you change the test question, and there is no change in this slip, this is the first slip you sent to me, you are wasting my time and dont call me a bastard in your next mail. (Hitman B@la H@ssan)
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wokabo
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Sep 2004
Posts: 825
Location: best beer country in onomatopoeia world
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Fri Dec 30, 2011 7:10 pm |
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Granted! You find an almost but not completely drained AAA battery in your recycle bin. It's not much, but it's more!
I wish you all a happy new year (one day too soon but what the heck). |
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Kokomeister
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2008
Posts: 3001
Location: Wandering around the world with a sense of adventure!
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Fri Dec 30, 2011 10:04 pm |
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Denied, let's not open a certain box of endless chaos and inconveniences.
I wish a certain reprimand aimed at me was never given to me last night. |
_________________ red head gangster (Emma the Tropical Herbalist)
YOU ARE PLAYING WITH MY LIFE ADVENTURE (Joel Desire)
YOU ARE SUCH A BIG SICKNESS THAT STEP ON ME! (Joel Desire)
YOU ARE TOO SMALL, GO AHEAD WITH WHATEVER YOU THINK OR IMAGINED THAT YOU CAN DO TO ME, ONCE YOU TRY ONCE YOU WILL DIE HARD. YOU BETTER DON'T TRY ME AT ALL YOU FOOL- Mariam Abacha (6 months)
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