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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Tue Dec 06, 2011 1:06 pm |
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^^^^ Roger the cabin boy, Master Bates and seaman Stains jumped ship and are now aboard the good ship Venus.
We don't have any of that debauched misbehaviour on the Black Pig. It's nothing but clean sea air and jaunty sea shanties for my crew. |
_________________ "No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
If it's LADS you want. GoTo: http://www.yopmail.com/
and sign in with either ladmail or kentbrockman
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Poitivine
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 03 Dec 2011
Posts: 31
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Tue Dec 06, 2011 8:42 pm |
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Captain Pugwash wrote: |
^^^^ Roger the cabin boy, Master Bates and seaman Stains jumped ship and are now aboard the good ship Venus.
We don't have any of that debauched misbehaviour on the Black Pig. It's nothing but clean sea air and jaunty sea shanties for my crew. |
Ahoy! I be needin' t' come aboard there cap'n. |
_________________ I fear the words "I have a cunning plan" are rapidly marching towards this conversation with ill-deserved confidence. - Sir Edmund Blackadder |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Tue Dec 06, 2011 8:50 pm |
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I was once Hans 0lo's accountant, Ca1vin Rissian, and I've been banker and dollar-chopper Jack Reacher (that name's from the Lee Child novels). |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Duffy Duck
419Eater is my life
Joined: 09 Sep 2011
Posts: 413
Location: Rhymes with Duff!
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Wed Dec 07, 2011 9:27 am |
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Yastreb wrote: |
I was once Hans 0lo's accountant, Ca1vin Rissian |
Yes, I remember that one! Unfortunately the bait didn't get very far... |
_________________ x13
"You are the biggest fool i have ever come across in my whole wide world, i advise you to stay away from me all the days of your life. you are nothing but a poke meat." Frodo Baggins
"you are an idiot and a moron, who are you. why are you lying. saying you came to my office and could not locate me. you must be a bastard and your mother must have been a prostitute" Advocate Mark Johnson
"Let us not misunderstand, twist or put up a logic while I do not even know the exact thing you are talking" George Lawsson |
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Dya Reyarunen-Downmeleg
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 10 Aug 2009
Posts: 4129
Location: At the toilet door yelling are you almost done in there? Oops, too late...
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Sat Dec 10, 2011 4:05 am |
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My Eater "handle" comes from an experience that I had... |
_________________ ^ You are my favorite Canadian on Earth. Pastor Frank
x163
so as to enable the conclusion of this transaction on your behalf since you are not dead because if you are dead you would not have write me because I know that never will a dead
write to living...
I could receive the document official which you want to forward me for adhesion with TW@T
I am captivated, impressed and hypnotised with your sincerity
This you’re TW@T has it existed some how somewhere before?
Your ASSCODE is: 999-035-2655
"I Am Not a Justin Beiber Fan" innocent.being
Steward, WTF?
SAY NO TO SCURVY |
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bravo95
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2010
Posts: 1990
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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Sat Dec 10, 2011 4:28 am |
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^^It happens to the best of us.
Mine was from a RL experience. A co-worker and I were driving back home from a job and we were flagged over by a guy in a white truck (never trust anyone in a white truck btw). I thought I had a flat tire or something and a good Samaritan was trying to warn me. So the guy pulls over with us and as we get out of our car he starts yelling at us. He said we flipped him off and the dude is totally pissed. Well he was a scrawny bastard (about what I picture SOOI looks like) so I wasn't too intimidated. The guy starts saying he is a police officer and he has called the highway patrol we need to stay there. So I asked him to show me his badge. He whips out a ID which I inspect. It was a military ID. I told him I'm not a terrorist and walked away. He started screaming at me saying he was a MP and part of Bravo95. The dude went totally crazy yelling Bravo95 at us. We drive off while he was still yelling at us. To this day I have no idea what he thought he saw us do. I completely support the US military but just like everywhere else a few nuts slip through the cracks. When I joined eater I realized everyone here was crazy to half crazy so I decided to use bravo95 to remind me of where all the nuts go when they fall through the crack. |
_________________ Trophies!
Off to see the wizard!
Shortstuff
Brother Mike co-bait with NWM : Agbor, Nigeria to Douala
Brother Mike again with the help of Juan and Allst@R : Agbor to Abuja
Pastor Clet Star Wars Safari Accra-Bauchi Co-Bait with NWM and the Rebels
Justice my He@vy Elecric1ty lad Accra to Tamale with the help of Alls@r and Juan
Operation "Lagos spy"
The Dynamic Dumbasses |
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Gimli
Baiting Guru
Joined: 28 Jan 2011
Posts: 2484
Location: Middle-Earth
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Sat Dec 10, 2011 9:30 am |
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I chose my handle here because I love Lord of the Rings. As for my baiting names, all of my baiting characters are named after comic book characters. It keeps them from being "silly" in the sense that the lad might get suspicious, but it still makes me laugh. |
_________________ x112
Bibian: Lagos-Accra "Don't make me suffer for being good to help you."
x30 x2,196
"stupid old useless woman." - Esther
"I said don't ever ask my office to draw any bused-shit for you" - Ban Ki-Moon
"you are quite elderly fraud star" - Ali
Support 419Eater! Visit ScamWarners! |
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fsnuffer
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 21 Nov 2003
Posts: 613
Location: DTW
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Sun Dec 11, 2011 2:23 pm |
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I have a common name but in my signature line I throw a curveball
Dr. Frank Drachman
Chairman, Oral Proctology, <Some Hospital Name Here> |
_________________ Fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face.
Bank Kills
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piecrust
Elite Baiter
Joined: 29 Dec 2010
Posts: 1620
Location: Having chow with an old friend.
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Sun Dec 11, 2011 3:27 pm |
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My eater-name comes from Mary Poppins. "A piecrust-promise, that is one that is easily made, and just as easily broken."
Baiting names I draw from all over the place, people I've met, great literature even James Bond films - never been called on any of them - not even the now defunct Christian Surname I made up in a hurry when I needed an account quickley. |
_________________ *207 *193
* 47
You would look good in Gold
Never use windows auto-fill again, use something much more secure like lastpass for free.
"I am a man of hing reputation." - Loan lad Billy Hord.
"don't even think of given me that crap that you are Deaf and dump or my line is cut off , i don't have a phone please don't.." - Loan lad Billy Hord. (Having been baited to hell) |
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vonpaso xlura
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2011
Posts: 13781
Location: Bertcad, Lojbanistan
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Sun Dec 11, 2011 8:51 pm |
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^^I bet the dentist at the hospital is pretty anal, too. Do you work fart or pull time? |
_________________ ×12 ×3 ×3
unwashed
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Accra - SH Cotonou
you are a fake people so do not ever write to me again.
Am mad at you right now ... Am tired of your questions ... Am sick and tire you and your bank
Nigerian pig . go swallow a grenade idiot. Boko Haram will solve your problem idiot .
you are big fool by send a fake payment information and never you contact me again asshole .
your passgae bearing your ATM CATD ... Ant Terrorist Certificate ... legal verterbrate ... expartiate your meaning ... gets to your dwaignted address ... successful ofghw transfer |
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boxman
Master Baiter
Joined: 29 Nov 2011
Posts: 227
Location: Some kind of dark basement eating chicken scraps
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Sun Dec 11, 2011 11:45 pm |
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I created a 65 year old newly retired woman because I heard they were prime targets. The other one I use is a middle aged man who works a lot but is a little gullible (especially for the romance scams). |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Mon Dec 12, 2011 12:42 am |
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I like TS Elliot.
....that's a lie and has nothing to do with my name, but what the heck. |
_________________
Fakers: many, many, lots; an SSL and a couple of Resellers.
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AH, AH, AH! Two little ! |
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Tuco
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 1098
Location: On a desert safari.
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Mon Dec 12, 2011 4:07 pm |
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What we do here accentuates the fact that there are two kinds of people in the world - a recurrent line from "The Good, the Bad and the Ugly". |
_________________ "My broda. i like ur guts it shows u are a full guy." - Williams H0lm
"you should understand my brain problem." - R0se Br0wn
"you are a very ungreatful and wicked person." - Veronica K0ffi
"Thanks for giving me a nauthy number that preys unit like a hungry lion." - Alise Kar1m
"I have called you more than 20 times but non of the calls went through." - Williams C0ker
"I've said in my previous mail that I do not understand English." - Cabinet Bad0u
"PLEASE MY CHAIRMAN, I AM NOT GREEDY, I LIKE TO WORK WITH YOU, I HAVE LOST MANY OF MY JOBS , PLS PLS PLS, I WILL WORK HARD WITH U." - Dr. Lui$ James
"There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend."
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The Monsignor
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 08 Nov 2006
Posts: 3221
Location: St Michael's Chapel
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Mon Dec 12, 2011 11:02 pm |
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Tsnerd wrote: |
...has nothing to do with my name, but what the heck. |
Well, I've wondered what it is all about and would like to know...
So TS, what's the real meaning...? |
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boxman
Master Baiter
Joined: 29 Nov 2011
Posts: 227
Location: Some kind of dark basement eating chicken scraps
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Thu Dec 15, 2011 12:57 am |
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My eater name and avatar are a tribute to a character on LOST, John Locke, which is a character I may use in future baits. He was called box man from another person because he once worked in a box factory. |
_________________ DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DEALING WITH KIDS? STOP TRYING TO HACK INTO OUR SYSTEM AS THE SECURITY IS WATCHING YOUR STEPS. (angry inheritance lad)
..you might end up bringing curses upon your head and upon your family.Beware (angry gold lad)
congratulations for all you are doing to me, wait for your pay back from God someday ! (angry love lad)
You are a wonderful man Melting Pot of your words (love lad "Lucy")
You are fucking liar get a fuck liar you are united state you not in Africa fucking liar go away. (angy gold lad)
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Big Al
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2011
Posts: 5054
Location: Winter is Coming....
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Thu Dec 15, 2011 1:09 pm |
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When I signed up I found myself under the gun to decide on a name I haven't ever used on the net. For some reason the the Big Al joke came to mind. Here I am......
The joke goes something like:
St Pete is standing at the pearly gates one day.
He asks the next person in line "Why are you dead?".
The person answers "I died from the big "C"'.
St Pete asks "The big "C"?".
The person says "Cancer".
St Pete lets them in.
He asks the next person in line the same question.
She says "I died from the big "D"."
St Pete asks "The big "D"?'.
"Diptheria" the lady says.
St Pete lets her in.
He asks the next lady in line "What did you die of?"
She answers "The big "G".
"The big "G"?" St Pete asks.
The lady answers "Ghonnoreha (sp)".
St Pete says "You can't die from Ghonnoreha!"
The lady answers "You can when you give it to Big Al!"
Thus endeth the lesson. |
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bait_my_hook
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Aug 2010
Posts: 858
Location: God's own county, UK
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Thu Dec 15, 2011 1:44 pm |
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^^^^^^^
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_________________ x lots x few x3
Mass Clown Bait 2011 HERE: clownsX5 cupidsX3 fishers-of-menX1 baptismX1 bunnyX1 circus-skillsX2
Nativity 2011 bait (with lots of goats) is here
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AMU NNA GI = YOU BIG COCK
Am not comfortable with this western union thing any more - Kelvin Smith
...i will get you down you asshole f*cking shit - Tom Bruce the hitlad |
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crotcheecher
Agent 003-1/2
Joined: 26 Jul 2009
Posts: 421
Location: Skullcrusher Mountain
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Thu Dec 15, 2011 8:14 pm |
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doc holliday
Squirrels Hate Me
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 2477
Location: Behind the Oriental,taking potshots at hitlads.
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Thu Dec 15, 2011 10:34 pm |
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^^^ I suspect he is a fan of the Dixieland jazz band of the same name. |
_________________ Fuck off, and wait for your death, you fucking dog's eater, I will see this to the end, already, you are a fucking negativity to this world, go to hell after two puuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Jack N0delay,hitlad
You have given me enough stress through the shit you sent to me
Jack the hitlad
What you sent to me is not real, don't you fucking understand simple english, that is not real slip from money gram, I have been using money gram before now, FUCK YOU. IDIOT. PLAY YOUR GAME WELL. MASTER OF ALL PLAYERS
Jack,the hitlad who keeps giving me fresh sig lines
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crotcheecher
Agent 003-1/2
Joined: 26 Jul 2009
Posts: 421
Location: Skullcrusher Mountain
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Fri Dec 16, 2011 2:34 am |
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Stryker242
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 20 Dec 2011
Posts: 2
Location: Somewhere hotter then there.
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Tue Dec 20, 2011 12:08 pm |
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After lurking and taking it all in...my first step will be my first character.
I'm looking at a few options maybe TV character first name with Spanish animal last name. Dexter Bogavante...anyone. |
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B8er
Associate Boomdazzler
Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 13625
Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing
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Tue Dec 20, 2011 1:06 pm |
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Foreign language names are good, one of my current characters is named Goat Abuser in German, I am aiming to get a Mugu to an airport to meet me, with a sign with my 'name' on it at around the time a plane from Germany arrives. |
_________________ "I DENOUNCE THE MUFFIN MEN" - Ma Kim
"YOU ARE WALKING DEAD MAN. YOUR WOODEN COFFIN IS READY TO SWALLOW YOU AND YOUR DIRTY GENERATION"
"all chaps are ass-less by design otherwise they just be leather pants" - jose_cuervo
x 5
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x 4 x 1746 x 1904 - Fake cheques: $4,392,620.83
Team Woody - Ghana to Singapore - 11535km |
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Tururut
Elite Baiter
Joined: 13 Jun 2011
Posts: 1597
Location: Lost in translation
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Tue Dec 20, 2011 1:16 pm |
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Topic misunderstood. Please erase. |
_________________ x28
Parti Boi. x2 x3 Xmas Parti 2012 Lagos-Natitingou, Lagos-Parakou-Kandi, Benin City- S4fari Hotel Kano A 419 picked me up, took my bag and ran away - have did a lot for Gomer but nothing good come out, every time different trip and they always mess up at last, why? Benin Republic mess up, Kano state in Nigeria mess up, Safari Camp also mess up - am really ashamed of my self in street
My wife divorce our marraige because I failed to provide proper maintenance of the family.
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Big Al
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2011
Posts: 5054
Location: Winter is Coming....
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Tue Dec 20, 2011 1:29 pm |
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I don't think they were looking for any of your bait names. Hopefully, you aren't presently using any of those. You might remove them ASAP if you are.
(That'll be two more cents please, WU of course) |
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Poitivine
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 03 Dec 2011
Posts: 31
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Tue Dec 20, 2011 4:00 pm |
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Tuco wrote: |
What we do here accentuates the fact that there are two kinds of people in the world - a recurrent line from "The Good, the Bad and the Ugly". |
Dude... that's 3 by my count.
You've been hangin' round lads too much and it's incapacitated your math mechanism. |
_________________ I fear the words "I have a cunning plan" are rapidly marching towards this conversation with ill-deserved confidence. - Sir Edmund Blackadder |
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