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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Wed Nov 02, 2011 4:14 pm |
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Free premium membership (offered by your's truly) to the baiter who can get photographs of lads "Planking".
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Planking_(fad)
Rules:
1) Baiter must be a member here for less than 90 days.
2) If more than one baiter gets lad planking pics, I will make a 5 day poll which will end on the 25th of December. The baiter with the most votes at the end of the poll will get the Premium Membership. In the event of a tie, I'll get one of the other mods to determine the winner.
3) Contest ends December 20 (December 25, in the event of multiple submissions).
4) All entries must be posted in this thread on or before December 20th.
Start baiting, and good luck!  |
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Baitsamurai
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Mar 2010
Posts: 2186
Location: in the mind of my pet-lad
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Wed Nov 02, 2011 8:02 pm |
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this is going to be fun... |
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Lester
Baiting Guru
Joined: 20 Nov 2003
Posts: 2625
Location: Somewhere between here and there
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Wed Nov 02, 2011 8:38 pm |
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What if we get a lad to Tebow?
http://tebowing.com/ |
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Baitsamurai
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Mar 2010
Posts: 2186
Location: in the mind of my pet-lad
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Thu Nov 03, 2011 11:35 am |
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^^^ only on a 10 meter flagpole  |
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PROTECT VICTIMS - POST SCAMMAILS: SCAMWARNERS
"u dis fucking ingrate, *DELETED*!"
"YOU ARE VERY VERY STPEID MAN FUK YOU WITH YOUR MONEY"
"you are a thief i know you ....fbi is coming for you"
"YOU WILL RUST IN HELL YOU BASTERD"
"I don't mean no disrespect but i don't like that word cunning,I mean this is a charity work for Christ's sake"
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C0nv0y/P4tr1ck Co-Bait with Boris_YELLsome: Lagos-Abuja-Lagos-Cotonou
Don't ever worry about seeming stupid. We're baiters. We do a lot of silly things in our baits. (Ima Baeder) |
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iMike
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Jan 2005
Posts: 1371
Location: Ministry of Serendipity
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Thu Nov 03, 2011 6:06 pm |
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Bonus award for ultimate planking:
don't try this at home |
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EU321
Master Baiter
Joined: 11 Jul 2011
Posts: 229
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Thu Nov 03, 2011 8:11 pm |
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The contest is on |
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Fri Nov 04, 2011 5:55 pm |
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Moved here for some more advertising.  |
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Doctor Seviche
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 28 Oct 2011
Posts: 800
Location: A Hospital on Guerrero Street
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Tue Nov 08, 2011 3:41 am |
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Working on it... |
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Tue Nov 22, 2011 3:06 pm |
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Bump. |
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internationalchrysis
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Aug 2008
Posts: 3793
Location: Romancing the (Blood from a) stone!
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Wed Nov 23, 2011 6:36 am |
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For my 3000th post, I'm happy to give this thread a little bump! As much as I'm not a fan of planking, I AM a huge fan of lads doing stupid things!
Good luck with the contest everyone!
Chrys |
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BlueTiger
419Eater is my life
Joined: 12 Jun 2005
Posts: 442
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Wed Nov 23, 2011 11:58 pm |
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Great idea. For anyone needing an idea... .. well seeing how my invented religion of Plankanity demands the ultimate show of respect before sending payment.... hope that idea helps any baiters that might be stuck. |
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Fridge
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Jan 2011
Posts: 796
Location: Inside My Kleins
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Sun Nov 27, 2011 7:57 am |
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YAY! I win! How do i claim my prize?
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N N N
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 26 Sep 2008
Posts: 689
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Sun Nov 27, 2011 9:15 am |
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Is it a bird, is it a plane ... no it's a goat sh****ing flying lad!
and I hardly noticed the brilliant photoshop work!  |
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Fridge
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Jan 2011
Posts: 796
Location: Inside My Kleins
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Sun Nov 27, 2011 9:48 am |
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How very dare you. That's no photochop. I paid $149,000,000,000,00 (USD) for that 100% risky free! |
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deadk1ng
Underboss
Joined: 24 Oct 2011
Posts: 557
Location: Gulf Coast U.S.A
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Sun Nov 27, 2011 8:30 pm |
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it took a while but I got these sent to me..
and does this one count as well
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B8er
Associate Boomdazzler
Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 13625
Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing
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Sun Nov 27, 2011 8:33 pm |
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Nice planking deadk1ng. |
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The Monsignor
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Joined: 08 Nov 2006
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Location: St Michael's Chapel
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Sun Nov 27, 2011 8:40 pm |
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BRILLIANT!!!  |
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deadk1ng
Underboss
Joined: 24 Oct 2011
Posts: 557
Location: Gulf Coast U.S.A
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Sun Nov 27, 2011 8:48 pm |
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I am glad yall like them. But can someone explain how to shrink the pictures and how to edit the post so I dont get in trouble for posting gigantic photos...thanks. |
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The Monsignor
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Sun Nov 27, 2011 8:54 pm |
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Yes, just download Pix Resizer and make the longest edge 600. |
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deadk1ng
Underboss
Joined: 24 Oct 2011
Posts: 557
Location: Gulf Coast U.S.A
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Sun Nov 27, 2011 8:56 pm |
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Thanks TM... |
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Fowan Nyne
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Aug 2009
Posts: 3720
Location: Miniluv
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Sun Nov 27, 2011 9:42 pm |
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Sun Nov 27, 2011 10:21 pm |
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Very nice! Those are going to be difficult to top.
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deadk1ng
Underboss
Joined: 24 Oct 2011
Posts: 557
Location: Gulf Coast U.S.A
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Sun Nov 27, 2011 10:27 pm |
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We shall see. But I am trying to get more "just in case.". |
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BlueTiger
419Eater is my life
Joined: 12 Jun 2005
Posts: 442
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Mon Nov 28, 2011 2:55 am |
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Nice work deadk1ng!!!!! |
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bravo95
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2010
Posts: 1990
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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Mon Nov 28, 2011 8:51 pm |
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Excellent planking pics deadk1ng!! I'm not sure if the one on the ladder counts but that took some skill to hang on the ladder like that. Have you posted how you got the lad to do the pics anywhere? I bet there is a good story behind it |
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Shortstuff
Brother Mike co-bait with NWM : Agbor, Nigeria to Douala
Brother Mike again with the help of Juan and Allst@R : Agbor to Abuja
Pastor Clet Star Wars Safari Accra-Bauchi Co-Bait with NWM and the Rebels
Justice my He@vy Elecric1ty lad Accra to Tamale with the help of Alls@r and Juan
Operation "Lagos spy"
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