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ParaNoid
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Mon Nov 14, 2011 4:31 am |
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Granted, moths, spiders and earwigs are not crawling out of every port of your computer. The Genie does give you a recipe for cooking bugs though.
I wish more people are actively playing this game. Not that I don't appreciate your company Bart, and thanks for the colon cleaning pizza. |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
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Mon Nov 14, 2011 4:45 am |
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Granted - a wandering Mod passes by, deliriously laments the lack of any GC threads devoted to the mythical Women of Eater calendar, Mrs. Bean or women typing with their elbows and then wanders off again, having spotted a bright, shiny bauble....
I wish Slightly's feet didn't smell so bad. |
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Bart Fargo
Corporate Baiter
Joined: 22 May 2010
Posts: 1605
Location: Free munchies for the cantaloupe masters
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Tue Nov 15, 2011 1:10 am |
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Granted. Slightly's feet now smell like apples, a favorite scent of Bart's. However it causes alcohol poisoning when the scent ferments. Good job killing a mod.
I wish MTV no longer existed. |
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ParaNoid
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Tue Nov 15, 2011 6:38 am |
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Granted, you now live in the stone age and not only is MTV absent, but so is the internet.
I wish I would have seen TSnerd coming through, I wish to give him *High Five*. |
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Bart Fargo
Corporate Baiter
Joined: 22 May 2010
Posts: 1605
Location: Free munchies for the cantaloupe masters
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Fri Nov 18, 2011 12:02 am |
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Granted. TSnerd comes back and high 5's you, by smacking you on the butt. You actually enjoy the sensation!!
I wish she was just like you...the dangerous type!! |
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ParaNoid
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Sat Nov 19, 2011 6:17 am |
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Granted, you are not trinitrotoluene. I hope you don't have a short fuse.
I wish to have some ear plugs. |
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Wurzgnubbel
419Eater is my life
Joined: 07 Apr 2006
Posts: 441
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Sat Nov 19, 2011 1:09 pm |
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Well granted, sort of. Genie just read "plugs" and decided to select the body part himself. So now you don't have two but only one, and it's permanently stuck in a body cavaty where you don't enjoy it so much.
I wish I had a brand new computer. |
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the test question here is still who is the bastard b@la h@ssan, so were did you change the test question, and there is no change in this slip, this is the first slip you sent to me, you are wasting my time and dont call me a bastard in your next mail. (Hitman B@la H@ssan)
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Bart Fargo
Corporate Baiter
Joined: 22 May 2010
Posts: 1605
Location: Free munchies for the cantaloupe masters
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Sun Nov 20, 2011 12:54 am |
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Granted. You have a brand new Apple IIE never taken out of the box. It is from the 1980's, but never used, so it is new!!
I wish there were robots that smelled like apples |
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ParaNoid
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Mon Nov 21, 2011 1:50 am |
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There were, but as the saying goes, "One bad apple spoils the barrel." The barrel had to be disposed of due to spoilage.
I wish the earth were flat. |
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ChoppaOfDolla
419Eater is my life
Joined: 22 Jan 2010
Posts: 329
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Mon Nov 21, 2011 9:50 am |
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Granted, and as any flat rocky disk of that size would, it collapses under its own weight. Good job.
I wish my pen would stop running out of ink. |
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wokabo
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Sep 2004
Posts: 825
Location: best beer country in onomatopoeia world
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Tue Nov 22, 2011 2:55 pm |
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Granted, the ink doesn't stop running out of your pen. The stains on your skin and clothes never wear off. Have fun running around like a smurf.
I wish Syria was a nice holiday destination. |
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Wurzgnubbel
419Eater is my life
Joined: 07 Apr 2006
Posts: 441
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Tue Nov 22, 2011 4:22 pm |
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Granted, and genie thinks that Abeche is even nicer! So you're instantly transferred there. There should be a car park somewhere, in case you need a place to stay. Genie hopes you speak French.
I wish it was summer now. |
_________________ Now i know that you are nothing but a rouge, a killer, a resist, aback bitter, a lie, a tourt, a nornentity, a surscy human being. (Mister Larry Kent)
the test question here is still who is the bastard b@la h@ssan, so were did you change the test question, and there is no change in this slip, this is the first slip you sent to me, you are wasting my time and dont call me a bastard in your next mail. (Hitman B@la H@ssan)
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Bart Fargo
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Joined: 22 May 2010
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Tue Nov 22, 2011 10:15 pm |
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Granted, it's summer in New Zealand, however your on Jan Mayen island near the arctic. Genie advises you to be more specific.
I wish beer was a health food. |
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ParaNoid
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Wed Nov 23, 2011 7:50 am |
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Granted, it was, then they added all of those other ingredients.
I wish Greenland were a warmer place. |
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Wurzgnubbel
419Eater is my life
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Wed Nov 23, 2011 1:52 pm |
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Granted, it's now calles "Redland", and you're stredded in hash conditions in the middle of the Redland desert. Fortunately there is a car park nearby.
I wish my feet weren't cold. At this time, and without any burning or other injuries taking place, to be more specific. |
_________________ Now i know that you are nothing but a rouge, a killer, a resist, aback bitter, a lie, a tourt, a nornentity, a surscy human being. (Mister Larry Kent)
the test question here is still who is the bastard b@la h@ssan, so were did you change the test question, and there is no change in this slip, this is the first slip you sent to me, you are wasting my time and dont call me a bastard in your next mail. (Hitman B@la H@ssan)
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Bart Fargo
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Joined: 22 May 2010
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Wed Nov 23, 2011 5:14 pm |
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Granted. your feet are now warm, however the rest of your body is locked in solid ice. Enjoy the contrast.
I Wish the Michelin Man would become the new mascot for Firestone tires (tyres) |
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Tsnerd
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Thu Nov 24, 2011 3:00 am |
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Granted, Michelin Man is appointed the new mascot for Firestone, which makes the Ghost Busters version of the Staypuff Marshmellow Man insanely jealous....this leads to widespread damage, death and mayhem...and ushers in the Zombie Apocalypse.
Thank you, Bart.
I wish my pets would clean my house while I'm at work. |
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Wurzgnubbel
419Eater is my life
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Thu Nov 24, 2011 3:30 pm |
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Granted, your dog does, along with your pet elephant. They both have a rather individual understanding of "cleaning" though, so enjoy considering building a new house.
I wish for a magical rabbit. |
_________________ Now i know that you are nothing but a rouge, a killer, a resist, aback bitter, a lie, a tourt, a nornentity, a surscy human being. (Mister Larry Kent)
the test question here is still who is the bastard b@la h@ssan, so were did you change the test question, and there is no change in this slip, this is the first slip you sent to me, you are wasting my time and dont call me a bastard in your next mail. (Hitman B@la H@ssan)
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Kokomeister
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2008
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Location: Wandering around the world with a sense of adventure!
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Fri Nov 25, 2011 10:28 pm |
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Granted, a magical bunny steals your appearance and promptly turns you into a bunny and abandons you.
I wish I could go to a party now! |
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Bart Fargo
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Joined: 22 May 2010
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Sat Nov 26, 2011 1:29 am |
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Denied. You live in Utah, no partying allowed, ever!!
I wish my car had a new paint job. |
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Wurzgnubbel
419Eater is my life
Joined: 07 Apr 2006
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Sat Nov 26, 2011 4:07 pm |
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Granted. Genie orders your car to paint your fence. He will pay the car $10 per hour. So the car better get to work!
I wish my head didn't ache. |
_________________ Now i know that you are nothing but a rouge, a killer, a resist, aback bitter, a lie, a tourt, a nornentity, a surscy human being. (Mister Larry Kent)
the test question here is still who is the bastard b@la h@ssan, so were did you change the test question, and there is no change in this slip, this is the first slip you sent to me, you are wasting my time and dont call me a bastard in your next mail. (Hitman B@la H@ssan)
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Negotiation
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Joined: 16 Nov 2011
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Sat Nov 26, 2011 4:44 pm |
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*Chop* Problem solved
I wish there were no 419 scammers. |
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Wurzgnubbel
419Eater is my life
Joined: 07 Apr 2006
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Sat Nov 26, 2011 7:39 pm |
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Genie wishes he could grant your wish, but he is still looking for Wurzgnubbel's head and is kind of busy. So he transfers you to the EFCC as head of the "419" division to be precise. Now go and do your job!
I wish I could think of a wish, but I can't find my head at the moment. |
_________________ Now i know that you are nothing but a rouge, a killer, a resist, aback bitter, a lie, a tourt, a nornentity, a surscy human being. (Mister Larry Kent)
the test question here is still who is the bastard b@la h@ssan, so were did you change the test question, and there is no change in this slip, this is the first slip you sent to me, you are wasting my time and dont call me a bastard in your next mail. (Hitman B@la H@ssan)
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Bart Fargo
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Joined: 22 May 2010
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Sun Nov 27, 2011 12:54 am |
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Granted, you wish for that your neck would stop gushing blood, which it does because now it's been replaced by Kool-Aid. Kids love drinking from your neck fountain.
I wish the city council of Luton were replaced by square blocks of concrete with large nipples. |
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ParaNoid
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Fri Dec 02, 2011 6:57 am |
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Granted. The genie doesn't even care why you would waste a wish on such a silly thing. On second thought, the Genie turns the whole town into concrete blocks with ripples.
I wish concrete weren't so expensive. |
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