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SolitaryMan
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 29 Dec 2003
Posts: 731
Location: Sweden
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Mon Dec 29, 2003 5:43 pm |
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Hi all!
My first post here, and also my first really successful bait. Nothing special, but I did manage to convert a couple of lads to paganism, and I got some pretty funny pictures.
http://www.geocities.com/ingmar_bergm/ |
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kurosen
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Mon Dec 29, 2003 8:31 pm |
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I swear I don't think I've ever laughed so hard reading a bait then that.... Odin truely does rock ass hahahahahahahaha. How the hell your lad fell for that I'll never know, but no newbie I have seen could pull stuff like that off... Great friggin work!! |
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Jupiter
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 07 Dec 2003
Posts: 21
Location: Europe
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Tue Dec 30, 2003 7:41 pm |
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The part of your dream about the spiders spinning a web and the wind blowing your mails into it was very nice. Quite poetic and funny.
The lad playing the banker was surprisingly patient and commited, usually you get a slightly more polite version of "Shut up with your stupid question and pay, you moron" after the third email. |
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Mr. Rection
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 21 Dec 2003
Posts: 34
Location: PA, USA (maybe other abbreviations)
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Tue Dec 30, 2003 8:25 pm |
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SolitaryMan....
Congrats on that bait. I nearly spit my tea over my keyboard when I saw the pics of the altar. 
Good Work!
EDIT: Learned how to spell "altar"  |
Last edited by Mr. Rection on Wed Dec 31, 2003 9:52 am; edited 1 time in total |
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shockwave
Kipper Nemesis
Joined: 19 Oct 2003
Posts: 21
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Tue Dec 30, 2003 8:26 pm |
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That is truly quality stuff of the highest order! 
Well done, great pictures and the bait is as funny as hell.  |
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SolitaryMan
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 29 Dec 2003
Posts: 731
Location: Sweden
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Tue Dec 30, 2003 8:30 pm |
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Thanks,
I'm about to close this now. Unfortunately, Mr Bergman won't have much time left to live. He did go to the WU office and sent the money, but on his way back he will check his reindeer herd and it looks like he will accidently start a stampede and get trampled to death. Enter the lawyer, who will inform the poor lads of his departure and the surprising addition to Mr Bergman's last will and testamente...  |
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Tue Dec 30, 2003 8:33 pm |
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Well done and a bump for those that haven't seen it yet |
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Mike
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 30 Nov 2003
Posts: 721
Location: Dublin, Ireland
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Tue Dec 30, 2003 9:28 pm |
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Hi all!
My first post here, and also my first really successful bait. Nothing special, but I did manage to convert a couple of lads to paganism, and I got some pretty funny pictures.
http://www.geocities.com/ingmar_bergm/ |
Damn. Your site has exceeded its data transfer.....was looking forward ro reading your bait  |
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clipper2334
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Tue Dec 30, 2003 9:34 pm |
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I read it earlier, and it is recommended reading. I could only see 1 pic (rest were red x's), but the one i could see was the "Altar" pic 
Still waiting for my first bite...if i can get only 1/2 a good a responce, I will be bloody happy. |
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SolitaryMan
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 29 Dec 2003
Posts: 731
Location: Sweden
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Tue Dec 30, 2003 10:22 pm |
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Not sure it will work, but I'll try to link directly to the altar pic:
What we see is Mr Thompson Koulibally, Bank Chief at Bank Of Africa (yeah, right...), praying at the shrine of Odin during a sacrifice of various fruits and vegetables. |
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Manx_and_Foxx
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Wed Dec 31, 2003 3:40 am |
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You are an inspiration to all of us! |
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Trillian
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 24 Dec 2003
Posts: 2
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Wed Dec 31, 2003 10:03 am |
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Absolutely brilliant. I only aspire to such greatness.
I'm ready to convert! |
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Mike
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 30 Nov 2003
Posts: 721
Location: Dublin, Ireland
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Wed Dec 31, 2003 6:55 pm |
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| Damn. Your site has exceeded its data transfer.....was looking forward ro reading your bait |
Site available again! Excellent! Hysterical! One of the few baits I have actually read word for word, without skimming... I didn't know those poor Norwegians were so badly oppressed, having to wear lusekoftor
I love your use of language. Opus moderandi |
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John Smith
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Mon Jan 05, 2004 2:02 am |
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Sign me up; I am a true believer now.
I have been making up some unbelievable stories myself, but they all seem so lame after reading this. |
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SolitaryMan
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 29 Dec 2003
Posts: 731
Location: Sweden
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Mon Jan 05, 2004 8:20 am |
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Looks like the lads twigged. They didn't buy the news that Mr Bergman was killed in a reindeer stampede. Oh well, it was fun while it lasted. I'll update the site later today with the last emails. |
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Lord Vader
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Joined: 17 Nov 2003
Posts: 2272
Location: Besieging Minas Lagos
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Mon Jan 05, 2004 10:55 am |
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Hahahahaha!!! I love the pictures of their "shrine"... Devout pagans, no doubt! |
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Isaskar
pool washer
Joined: 15 Nov 2003
Posts: 853
Location: The Ardennes
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Mon Jan 05, 2004 10:57 am |
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Not sure it will work, but I'll try to link directly to the altar pic:
What we see is Mr Thompson Koulibally, Bank Chief at Bank Of Africa (yeah, right...), praying at the shrine of Odin during a sacrifice of various fruits and vegetables. |
What is he doing with his hands?
Trying to fly? Posing as reindeer?
Funny story - do you think it will go on?
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Khaan
419Eater is my life
Joined: 13 Nov 2003
Posts: 291
Location: Somewhere in Europe
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Mon Jan 05, 2004 1:11 pm |
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I wonder where found Frey...
Great bait, and excelent pictures! |
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SolitaryMan
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 29 Dec 2003
Posts: 731
Location: Sweden
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Tue Jan 06, 2004 11:25 am |
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Well, the bait is completed and the site is updated with the last emails. They didn't buy the news of Ingmar's death and I already got the pics, so there was no point in going on.
We'll have to see what the future has in store for Mr Ingmar Bergman. |
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Breddan Butter
Retired Moderator
Joined: 09 Dec 2003
Posts: 4170
Location: Soligorsk, Belarus
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Tue Jan 06, 2004 1:22 pm |
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SolitaryMan you are too modest. In your opening post you said that your bait was 'nothing special'.
It's brilliant and you should feel proud of it.
Very well done. |
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Munglers
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 04 Mar 2004
Posts: 22
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Thu Mar 11, 2004 1:09 pm |
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Excellent bait
I love these slightly surreal, subtle baits. Ownage!
Well done sir! |
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Master Shake
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Thu Mar 11, 2004 1:51 pm |
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What, she's waiting to put you in her fireplace? |
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Mastermugu
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Thu Apr 15, 2004 9:21 pm |
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I loved this one.
I forwarded it to a colleague, and now the whole company is reading about the poor mister Bergmann, who was attacked by scambaiters, and the newly religious mister Coolball. Funny enough my norvegian colleagues deny, the regime is so brutal as Ingmar describes |
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SolitaryMan
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 29 Dec 2003
Posts: 731
Location: Sweden
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Mon Apr 19, 2004 6:39 am |
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| Funny enough my norvegian colleagues deny, the regime is so brutal as Ingmar describes |
Don't believe anything they say! The Secret Norwegian Police Patrols (S.NO.P.P.) listen in on all conversations. |
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trusteR
419Eater is my life
Joined: 26 Feb 2004
Posts: 362
Location: Denmark
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Mon Apr 19, 2004 9:17 am |
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I never noticed this bait before now.
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| Myself, I am not a very religious man. I just participate in the usual sacrifices at midwinter and spring equinox. |
LOL + LOL + LOL
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| The poor souls who managed to cross the heavily guarded border to Norway |
I just cant stop laughing. Someone stop me. |
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