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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Tue Nov 22, 2011 5:32 pm |
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Lads love to make themselves feel big and important by writing to you from their 'desk'.
Expose them as the insignificant small bois they really are by replying from your more important and imposing writing slope or cabinet.
From the Gilt Vargueno of...
From the Secretaire of...
From the Bureau Plat of...
From the Bureau en Pente of...
From the Escritoire Abattant of...
From the Bonheur-du-Jour of...
From the Table à Écrire of...
From the Davenport of...
These are all real pieces of furniture that will add some gravitas to your baiting character. Any one of these fine pieces will eclipse anything your lad is typing out his nonsense from.  |
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"No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
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Duffy Duck
419Eater is my life
Joined: 09 Sep 2011
Posts: 413
Location: Rhymes with Duff!
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Tue Nov 22, 2011 5:51 pm |
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How about 'From the Cheap Internet Café of...'?  |
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"You are the biggest fool i have ever come across in my whole wide world, i advise you to stay away from me all the days of your life. you are nothing but a poke meat." Frodo Baggins
"you are an idiot and a moron, who are you. why are you lying. saying you came to my office and could not locate me. you must be a bastard and your mother must have been a prostitute" Advocate Mark Johnson
"Let us not misunderstand, twist or put up a logic while I do not even know the exact thing you are talking" George Lawsson |
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bearkat419
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jun 2007
Posts: 4445
Location: Houston, TX
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Tue Nov 22, 2011 6:31 pm |
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Hehe. I like it. Ridiculous titles & potential lad de-education all in one.  |
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GoRideEmCowboy
419Eater is my life
Joined: 08 Apr 2009
Posts: 375
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Tue Nov 22, 2011 7:43 pm |
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Nice! Saved. |
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lord goldblade
Elite Baiter
Joined: 13 Jan 2011
Posts: 1553
Location: Slaying The Prophets Ov Isa
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Tue Nov 22, 2011 7:48 pm |
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I like, might have 2 use those. On a similar line I always sign my female characters as esquire or esq and refer to my male characters as duchess etc... |
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"You are not only poor but poor bush man who have no ambition to be rich"
"GO DRINK POISEN AND SLEEP THEN DIE FUCK WITH YOUR MONEY"
"i should have known that you are full of lies ,at first you told me you have a flying jet but i never knew that you were nothing but building upstairs on the sky"
"I like to sincerely thank you for all your disappointment,stress ,lies and frustrations,now I should have not gotten myself involved in the first place thanks to you all"
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Raga Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Sep 2009
Posts: 2879
Location: In a gloomy castle on a lonely hill
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Tue Nov 22, 2011 9:10 pm |
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And remember to award yourself an impressive title like "Chief Optimization Supervisor" courtesy of the Bullshit Job Title Generator. |
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X 23 X 3
 +  Evans Phillips, Atlanta>Savannah for a roll in the hay on webcam. "I hate the way you do your things. It is horrible and most fraustrating", "Bitch!!! Bastard. Die in hell idiot"
Favor 0nowojo, Scammer Confession. "This is a coke and boo story"
 + (15 mo.) David Holt (will eat your flesh for money)
"there is something fishery going on", "You people are all Junks", E. Kaba
"Go and face your dumb life", J. Mathin
"You are not well trained as a human being...", M. Tony
"...there are thieves and kackers and postal pilferers in africa...", E. Didier.  Who knew? |
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GoRideEmCowboy
419Eater is my life
Joined: 08 Apr 2009
Posts: 375
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Tue Nov 22, 2011 10:14 pm |
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Raga Man - Nice +1 there. I think I'll be creating a new character soon. |
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internationalchrysis
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Aug 2008
Posts: 3793
Location: Romancing the (Blood from a) stone!
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Wed Nov 23, 2011 7:04 am |
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@ Raga Man: That link is awesome! I live for shit like that! Bookmarked and soon to be in use!
Nice one!  |
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Proud "member" of "The Todger Club"!
x1 (Senegal to Gambia)
"You can go now and f*ck yourself with a donkey or horse because you really need to be f*cked by a donkey or horse"
(George Michael's brother Frank/Frannypoo)
"You are a dead meat!"
(Léon the (Not so) Professional)
(19 in total:
x2 Léon the (not so) Professional. x4 Via Swindler's list. x4 Via Will and Grace the Law Firm. x3 *Hitman, x1 Hitman: The sequel!, , x1 Haiti scam, x1 The Bimbo (via Umbongo Chambers),
x1 Rita the ETA eater, x1 Via Team Doughnut, x1 Via Prince Emaka, x4 via the Nazis) |
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Entomologist
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 12 May 2010
Posts: 742
Location: Noncomformist Like Everyone Else
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Wed Nov 23, 2011 7:57 am |
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Hi All,
It will be interesting to see how long it takes for the lads to be using those signature titles.
I like 'em |
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X12+ X2 Hitlads 14 mths  First one helped by Woody999
what is helling is happen-Don Gunshot
Fuck with your money i am not after your money ok, is your life so much important to me to kill ok, go to hell with your money
Sir, I do not send any money to me because i need it.
Let GOD judge me if this is a trick Sir, this is a trick
So if you are buying the Hubble Space telescope that cost 1,000usd. |
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Lew_Skannen
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Joined: 26 Oct 2003
Posts: 2084
Location: Sydney, OZ
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Wed Nov 23, 2011 8:56 am |
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It is an interesting insight into their tiny minds. They all have huge fragile egos.
I used to work for a chap in Abuja and downstairs the office was run by Chief Anthony and the accountant Wally. They had absolutely identical desks facing each other in the middle of the office.
Whenever Chief Anthony was away however Wally would move all his stuff over and settle into Chief Anthony's desk for the afternoon. It was a status boost for a few hours. |
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I am tired intaracting with people like you well i will see if your request will be granted. |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Wed Nov 23, 2011 1:12 pm |
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Of course you could always go in the other direction for a bit lad de-education.
From the Commode of...
From the Highchair of...
From the Potty of...
From the Bath Chair of...
From the Outhouse of...
From the Commode of the Dynamic Functionality Producer Special Executive Outhouse
That sounds pretty imortant. |
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"No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
If it's LADS you want. GoTo: http://www.yopmail.com/
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Mortal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 02 Jul 2009
Posts: 3473
Location: Smarter than your smartphone™
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Wed Nov 23, 2011 2:18 pm |
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From the President of Responsive International Communication Knowledge (make it an abbreviation ) |
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Ugly Duckling with Mountain Goat and Osazee : Cameroon -> Nigeria
Paul with Just Cold: Benin -> Lagos -> Abuja
George: Accra -> Togo I really want to do business with you, because i know you are an Angel send to rescue me by God.
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GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU. Mr. Olisa
Every night a phonecall from you, you talk rubbish. Mr. Olisa
Juan's hidden fries! |
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Doctor Seviche
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 28 Oct 2011
Posts: 800
Location: A Hospital on Guerrero Street
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Thu Nov 24, 2011 2:05 am |
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From the Burning Forge of Mount Doom.
Seriously though, I don't think some of these lads read anything other than Western Union tracking numbers. I've been baiting no less that THREE as my cat Mr. Whiskers. I'm not even trying to be clever about it.
It's pathetic. I even meow and talk about buying catfood since my owner forgets to fill up my food bowl and I still get this:
"Dear Sir Mister whiskers,
I am very sorry for my late response....Anyway, I have read and understood your message and I could see very clearly that you/your company are capable of handling big investment ."
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Don't jock with the man of God - Archbishop Desmond Tutu
i don't think i will ever come in contact with bastard bad luck stupid and idiot poor foolish man like you,that wasted my time for no reasons!!!!!!! - Father Augustine, United Nations Bishop
...are you goatfucking or did you honest fool you eyes? - Father Augustine, United Nations Bishop after a very long day driving around Accra. |
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Raga Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Sep 2009
Posts: 2879
Location: In a gloomy castle on a lonely hill
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Thu Nov 24, 2011 10:48 am |
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You may find it a different story once the lad runs out of script and has to actually read your responses. |
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X 23 X 3
+ Evans Phillips, Atlanta>Savannah for a roll in the hay on webcam. "I hate the way you do your things. It is horrible and most fraustrating", "Bitch!!! Bastard. Die in hell idiot"
Favor 0nowojo, Scammer Confession. "This is a coke and boo story"
+ (15 mo.) David Holt (will eat your flesh for money)
"there is something fishery going on", "You people are all Junks", E. Kaba
"Go and face your dumb life", J. Mathin
"You are not well trained as a human being...", M. Tony
"...there are thieves and kackers and postal pilferers in africa...", E. Didier. Who knew? |
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