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Agent419
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 11 Dec 2008
Posts: 75
Location: Agency HQ
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Mon Nov 21, 2011 1:11 pm |
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Im trying to decide if this lad is onto me and screwing with me or not.. Check this email out
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Dear XXXXX,
Infact i dont have much to say, but i hopefully know too well that fate has brought us together and you will see how God will come to us lives once this transfer is concluded.
The good great news i am waiting to hear from you dear is that the funds has hit your account before we can both go crazy you just have to keep your mind and pray that God Almighty perfect all the work for us. Sorry to ask you this question what did you eat today before going to work? hope is not funny.....
Yours Faithfully |
Its the last bit, what did i have to eat today? Totally out of the blue and its thrown me abit to be honest.
Anyone else ever experienced this and any good recomended comebacks? |
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Bort
Elite Baiter
Joined: 22 Apr 2011
Posts: 1652
Location: The land of crocodiles, drop-bears and corrupt premiers
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Mon Nov 21, 2011 2:06 pm |
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Tell him - in considerable detail - what you had to eat, and then ask him a similar question about his eating habits. Get really interesting about his meals and ask him question and question and question about it, whilst ignoring anything remotely related to his scam. Could be a good way to waste his time and delay the "payment" for a while. |
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Agent419
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 11 Dec 2008
Posts: 75
Location: Agency HQ
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Mon Nov 21, 2011 2:14 pm |
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I wonder if its my lad trying to gauge how rich i am in a clever way? (for example, if i replied poached salmon and toasted points or just cereal?)
My character is quite wealthy but recently divorced so obviously suffering some short term financial problems.
Either that or he's screwing with me!! |
_________________ Agent419
Badges of Honour - x3 - 14 months
Founding member of the mysterious 'Agency'. a privately funded group of anonymous agents dedicated to annoying, humilating and generally being a pain in the ass to all those who scam the innocent. |
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bluebaiter
Master Baiter
Joined: 14 Oct 2008
Posts: 168
Location: Alpha Male of the Corgi Nation!!!
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Mon Nov 21, 2011 2:31 pm |
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Or it just his incredibly clumsy attempt to try and gain your trust by luring you into off topic conversation. |
_________________ Able George "Once again we thank you for the international re-corgi nation given to this Honorable chambers"
Dan Nkwerre "the group is doing pretty well and we needed to give them the hot beef injection to see how it will look like"
Badago Kabore "I am very busy here in finland the capital city of Paraguay"
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Man of many names
Master Baiter
Joined: 24 Oct 2011
Posts: 178
Location: Up north
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Mon Nov 21, 2011 2:32 pm |
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I don't think asking about your breakfast would reveal them too much of your income. Asking if you have gold trimmed iPod, 32" iMac and Porche would be more revealing |
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bluebaiter
Master Baiter
Joined: 14 Oct 2008
Posts: 168
Location: Alpha Male of the Corgi Nation!!!
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Mon Nov 21, 2011 3:17 pm |
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Actually, your breakfast is decided by either your chef or your butler because normally, you are too busy going over the production reports from your diamond mines etc, or too busy going over the latest photo shoot for your new catalogue/magazine cover etc |
_________________ Able George "Once again we thank you for the international re-corgi nation given to this Honorable chambers"
Dan Nkwerre "the group is doing pretty well and we needed to give them the hot beef injection to see how it will look like"
Badago Kabore "I am very busy here in finland the capital city of Paraguay"
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Fridge
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Jan 2011
Posts: 796
Location: Inside My Kleins
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Mon Nov 21, 2011 3:25 pm |
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Tell him you had an egg McMuffin lol |
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Mon Nov 21, 2011 3:32 pm |
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Or you skipped breakfast because you sent him all your available cash. Your fund needs to arrive soon so you can eat again. |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
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Benjamin_Franklin
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Mar 2006
Posts: 669
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Mon Nov 21, 2011 5:18 pm |
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Make sure to include a random question of your own.
Does he wipe with his left or right hand?
Does he enjoy picking his nose when no one else is around?
Which Justin Bieber song is his favorite? |
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Agent419
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 11 Dec 2008
Posts: 75
Location: Agency HQ
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Mon Nov 21, 2011 6:27 pm |
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To be honest, this lad is posing as a female widow so as my male divorcee character has been subtly flirting with her for a while now, so ive taken the asking me what i had for breakfast as a sign she wants to sleep with me.
Im having fun with this one guys, might even publish it |
_________________ Agent419
Badges of Honour - x3 - 14 months
Founding member of the mysterious 'Agency'. a privately funded group of anonymous agents dedicated to annoying, humilating and generally being a pain in the ass to all those who scam the innocent. |
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Benjamin_Franklin
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Mar 2006
Posts: 669
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Mon Nov 21, 2011 6:46 pm |
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ive taken the asking me what i had for breakfast as a sign she wants to sleep with me |
Hahaha, a great conclusion. I'm curious about how she'll respond, assuming you've noted this exciting new development in your relationship when you wrote back. |
_________________ "BIG BODY LIKE ELEPHANT, small knowledge and wisdom like mosquito. SHAME ON YOU THE FIRST FOOL OF THE GREATEST ORDER." - Wilson Smith<br>"I HAVE A GOOD NEWS FOR YOU, YOU CAN STILL QUIT THIS JOB BEFORE YOU GO HANGYOURSELF." - Wilson Smith<br>"I want you to understand that those guys at Western Union are nothing but enemies of progress" - Jude 0koya
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