Lagos Blues..Rushforth has left the building!

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Master of Master Baiters Joined: 23 Mar 2006 Posts: 669

I believe he may be trapped in Castle Anthrax.

Seriously though, there are so many possibilities. Twisted Evil

Hopefully it's just a temporary hiccup. Maybe he had to sell his phone to appease someone along the way?

Trophy Videos · Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 1:47 pm

The lad will be fine. He now does not have to sleep outside, and will get some food. You guys should worry about poor Reverend Bob! He probably has malaria and heat exhaustion, seeings how his last babbling on the phone was, "Mama, it's not good. I need help."

Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 7:07 pm

He should just build the M0nument when he was my lad.

He is very tenacious to his victims. He tried to scam the church using several characters. Spend a lot of money in making a 30 min vid confincing the board to send money, but was not willing to pay a few bucks for some sandbags to build a monument.

Even after dropped and not heard of for months he suddenly came back and posted on the site a request to all members to contact him and trasfer money to him, because he was the TW*T Coordinator in Nigeria. And now he suddenly was willing to travel all that way! What is wrong with a m0nument, maybe that was just to easy for him.

I think he will be fine considering his pushy testeron.

Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 9:24 pm

Today is a day of no news. The number the lad have is now switched of and has so been for the whole day. This could mean several things so there is really no use in speculating. Here is what we do know.

He have not returned to his sponsor in Abeche. This we know as i spoke to him. He told me that the lad is not returned, but that of course could mean that the lad is already on his way back to N'Djamena or at some other place in Abeche. But he does have reasons to go back there as the sponsor have his luggage as collateral. Besides it is not likely that the driver would just return him without getting payment. Sub later called the sponsor who said he will try to get the number to the driver tomorrow. That might give some clues to the lads whereabouts.

We also know that the oga/brother has not heard from him. We spoke to him too and he knew nothing. He could be lying of course but his reason or doing that is zero. And as the lad hasn't called either his oga or us it is likely that the lad hasn't made any calls at all.

Reasons for that can as i see it be two. He could have given the phone to the driver as payment and the driver took him back to Abeche and also ripped out the sim card. What points to this not being the case is that the lad would probably have called someone from a borrowed phone. Lads are resourceful after all. The other reason could be that he is currently sitting in a cell somewhere in Adre police station and not being able to use his phone. If so i hope he will be given a phone call soon as it is impossible to find any phone numbers in Chad to reach him.

Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2011 1:33 am

It would be a shame if the Reverend Bob had to be evacuated to Faya-Largeau for treatment. Ideally, Rushforth would get similar treatment as the traveler describes here. Plus,it's way, way, way out of the way of anything, and subjects Reverend Bob to potential kidnapping into Libya.

Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2011 10:42 am

Dr Mike wrote:

Quote:

If so i hope he will be given a phone call soon

I agree it would be a pity to lose Rushforth just because he has been totally broken. We want to hear the details of his anguish. Wink

Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2011 10:58 am

^^^ Or just give the confirmation of him being behind bars. That's my Christmas wish this year. Evil or Very Mad

Trophy Videos · Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2011 11:48 am

After hearing of Rushforth's awful plight from subway1, a song came to me to use for the Title. So, we'll all think happy thoughts while we wait to hear from the lost TWAT lad. Very Happy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5R44dN-L0Q

Moody Blues - The Land Of Make-Believe Lyrics

We're living in a land of make believe
And trying no to let it show
Maybe in that land of make believe
Heartaches can turn into joy

We're breathing in the smoke of high and low
We're taking up a lot of room
Somewhere in the dark and silent night
Our prayer will be heard
Make it soon

So fly little bird
Up into the clear blue sky
And carry the word
Love's the only reason why

Open all the shutters on your windows
Unlock all the locks upon your doors
Brush away the cobwebs from your day-dreams
No secrets come between us anymore
Oh, say it's true
Only love can see you through
You know what love can do to you

We're living in a land of make believe
And trying no to let it show...
Maybe in that land of make believe
Heartaches can turn into joy

We're breathing in the smoke of high and low
We're taking up a lot of room
Somewhere in the dark and lonely night
Our prayer will be heard
Make it soon

So fly little bird
Up into the clear blue sky
And carry the word
Love's the only reason why...

Open all the shutters on your windows
Unlock all the locks upon your doors
Brush away the cobwebs from your day-dreams
No secrets come between us anymore
Oh, say it's true
Only love can see you through
You know what love can do to you Smile

Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2011 12:19 pm

^^^

Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2011 12:25 pm

Bucks Fizz - Land Of Make Believe

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sP_I2_E0C0

Stars in your eyes little one
Where do you go to dream?
In a place we all know
The land of make believe
Shadows
Tapping at your window
Ghostly
Voices whisper
'Will you come and play?'
Not for all the tea in China
Or the corn in Carolina
Never, never ever

They're running after you babe
Run for the sun little one
You're an outlaw once again
Time to change
Superman will be with us
While he can
In the land of make believe

Something
Nasty in your garden's
Waiting
Patiently till it can have your heart
Try to go but it won't let you
Don't you know it's out to get you
Running, keep on running

They're running after you babe
Run for the sun little one
You're an outlaw once again
Time to change
Superman will be with us
While he can
In the land of make believe

Your world is turning
From night to day
Your dream is burning
Far away
Into the blue
You and I
To the circus in the sky
Captain Kid's on the sand
With the treasure close at hand

They're running after you babe
Run for the sun little one
You're an outlaw once again
Time to change
Superman will be with us
While he can
In the land of make believe

Trophy Videos · Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2011 1:09 pm

You see it your way, Yastreb and TM, and I'll see it mine. Here is another happy song while we wait for the lad. If Alex sings along, I'm sure he will feel much better. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PrvCmj_c_I
Music of the Moody Blues- Nice To Be Here.

Nice to be here hope you agree
Lying in the sun
Lovely weather, must climb a tree
The show has just begun

All the leaves start swaying
To the breeze that's playing
On a thousand violins
And the bees are humming
To a frog sat strumming
On a guitar with only one string

I can see them they can't see me
I feel out of sight
I can see them they can't see me
Much to my delight

And it seems worth noting
Water rats were boating
As a lark began to sing
The sounds kept coming
With Jack Rabbit loudly drumming
On the side of a biscuit tin

I can see them they can't see me
I feel out of sight
I can see them they can't see me
Much to my delight

Silver minnows were devising
Water ballet so surprising
A mouse played a daffodil
A mole came up blinking
Underneath an owl who's thinking
How he came to be sat on a hill

I can see them they can't see me
I feel out of sight
I can see them they can't see me
Much to my delight

I know you won't believe me
But I'm certain that I did see
A mouse playing daffodil
All the band was really jumping
With Jack Rabbit in there thumping
I found that I couldn't sit still
I just had to make it with them
Cause they played my kind of rhythm
And the bees hummed in harmony
And the owl played his oboe
Then the frog's guitar solo
It was all just too much for me
Smile

Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2011 1:58 pm

^^^ the drugs were obviously better back then Laughing

Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2011 2:07 pm

Yastreb wrote:

Bucks Fizz - Land Of Make Believe

AAAAHHHHH!!!!! :yikes:

80's Eurovision bands! I luckily forgot all about that one.

I'm gonna get you for that, Yastreb.

Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 12:08 pm

An update which really is no update at all.

The lads phone have been off, and when i say off i meant that during all week he have not switched either of his numbers on all week. If he had my sms from skype would have not only been sent but also delivered. And they haven't, ergo his phone had been switched on a single time. The driver could of course have taken his phone with or without his simcards but the thing is the lad haven't contacted me, Sub or his Oga. I spoke to the oga yesterday and he said he had heard nothing and was worried sick over his brother. He could of course be lying but i have a feeling that if the lad in Chad have told him what happened he would tell me to fuck off. And he was really nice to me. So i don't think there have been any communication between them. But it is really odd that the lad haven't even sponged of someone else in Adre. They tend to be good at that.

Where is he? In prison, in a shallow grave somewhere, on his way back, already back, in Abeche or Adre begging. I have no idea and it bothers me. I am open to any suggestions how to find out.

Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 1:23 pm

Are there phone numbers available for the Adre Police Station?

Or morgue...

Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 1:26 pm

Quote:

I have no idea and it bothers me.

Getting sentimental over a lad? OR is that not knowing you can't gloat?

Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 2:08 pm

Bort wrote:

Are there phone numbers available for the Adre Police Station?

Or morgue...

Nope... the Ladland yellow pages seems to be somewhat lacking...

Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 8:28 pm

OK Slappy, and then there's...

THE END

This is the end
Beautiful friend
This is the end
My only friend, the end

Of our elaborate plans, the end
Of everything that stands, the end
No safety or surprise, the end
I'll never look into your eyes again

Can you picture what will be
So limitless and free
Desperately in need of some stranger's hand
In a desperate land

Lost in a roamin' wilderness of pain
And all the children are insane
All the children are insane
Waiting for the summer rain, yeah

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4WJlLNIsyY&noredirect=1

Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 2:03 am

Trophy Videos · Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 9:12 pm

I've been frantically trying to reach the Chad Police Station for days now!

Rushforth really needs an award, to pick up his spirits.
Send this to his email box. Maybe someday he will see his fine award,
and be so proud! Very Happy

Now, if you want to be really helpful, and give his family some
much needed closure on the disappearance of their brudda, send
them these.

Yes, I'm demented, a bad egg, like Dr. Mike. Smile

Trophy Videos · Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 11:06 pm

Well, I was accused of being "cranky" by another baiter for my last post, and got thinking about it. So, let's end this bait on a good note, cheery. Smile

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h1oRP7FfBw

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 6:41 am

SlapHappy wrote:

Well, I was accused of being "cranky" by another baiter for my last post, and got thinking about it. So, let's end this bait on a good note, cheery. Smile

...

Whahahaha

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 8:36 am

Slappy said:

Quote:

Rushforth really needs an award, to pick up his spirits.

Love it may send it to Moses! Laughing

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2011 12:08 pm

A trusted source in Chad provided us with phone numbers of their police. I tried to speak with them in Arabic. For awkward reasons, they think that I'm a Libyan (may be because of my accent) and therefore refused to give any information.
Both demanded that I come to the police station myself since I'm in N'Djamena (we called them from a Chadian number).

If someone speaks French (preferably a female), I think there is a great chance that we will get some information. I think their refusal was rather political Mr. Green

Here is the brother's last email to one of the reverends:

Quote:

Dear Andrew ***,

Thank you so much and May God Bless you richly.

Yes? I am a brother to Mr.Rushforth but informations reaching us here is that he got an accident from where he travel to of which all the families here are worried.

I only spoke with him some few weeks ago on his mobile line+2356*** but the number couldn\t go through again. Please it will be advisable you deploy the police situated at Abeche and let them assist you people to locate the nearest hospital they took him too as the families don't know his present condition.

Kindly inform all the members of the T**T Church as regards to Mr.Rushforth condition so that they can all join hands together and locate him and do pass this message most especially to Rev Bob and Rev Orens.

For futher briefing you can call me on +234-*****

Thanks and May God help you to locate him.

Mr.Kingsley.

I don't know how did he get this information since he has no contact with the lad or his Samaritan in N'Djamena?

Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2011 7:32 pm

The news about the the "accident" prompted me to make a call to the brother in Nigeria. And the story i got from him was rather fishy. Or as Sub so nicely put it, "he lied his ass off".

Now i do not know why he did it, but i don't it is because he doesn't wanna say that his brother is home again. But i might be wrong. Is is a bit of a mystery. But i can however say that if he is lying about his brother's whereabouts he is a good actor.

http://www.4shared.com/audio/z9B4KOP6/234705538xxxx_08_46_PM_Wednesd.html

We have had no luck with the police numbers in Abeche. All numbers are working but, 2 guys refuse to give us the number. And one of them hate us for some reason. We cant really call him again as he have stated very clearly that we need to ask in person in Chad to get the number. 2 aren't answering and one only mumbles and hang up. So what we need is a French speaker that might help us talk to people in order to get them to give us the number to the police office in Adre. It isn't that much of a long shot to think that the Abeche police have numbers to the Adre police.

I think that the mumbler speaks French so if any of you more experienced phonebaiters on Skype speaks French and would like to lend a hand we'd appreciate it.

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