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Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

"No amount of semen will save this situation"

That never gets old.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Sep 2011 Posts: 54

This word should be in the dictionary Very Happy

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"LOOK AM SICK AND TYRED WITH ALL THIS TAMBAMBLING OF YOUR."

(Bobdemol)

Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2011 11:27 am

+1 for Windy and his semen line Very Happy

Trophy Videos · Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2011 5:47 pm

Juan's "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID" just kills me, but it's so hard to decide the best ones.
Yastreb had one where the lad called him a "Bamboo Buffalo," and that cracked me up, too. Laughing

The "donation" part of Windy's makes no difference at all. That one is great too.
+1 for Juan only for the number of times I laughed when I saw it. Smile

Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2011 7:12 am

I vote for Sunshine with this sig:

Quote:

you look like a devilish monk on your picture you sent why did you ever take such a picture old fork grand ma. - Joy Sankoh

Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2011 4:42 pm

I have to go with Daughter of Mermaid Very Happy

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

I have to cast one for bob and the TAMBAMBLING line!

Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2011 5:21 pm

I'm honored just to be in the running (though I voted for Windy's). Very Happy

What is really fun about signature lines like all of these gems is the context in which they originally appear. It can be awfully hard to single out one line. 'Daughter of Mermaid' came up as just one delicious insult in a whole string of ranting by the wife or girlfriend of a lad I had royally screwed over and got into a fight with two of his partners. A trip down memory lane:

lad's girlfriend wrote:

WHY DO YOU CHOOSE TO PUT CONFUSSION AND TELL LIES BETWEEN THESE NIGERIAN FRAUDSTERS IN ACCRA- GHANA. YOU ALWAYS CLAIM THAT YOUR HUSBAND DIED A YEAR AGO AND LEFT MANY ESTATES AND IT IS ALL LIE .

YOU CLAIM YOU SENT MONEY TO GHANA IN THE NAME OF BOATENG.
INFACT, YOU ARE AN ARMED ROBBER.. CHUKWU IS JUST A POOR BOY WHO HAS NEVER RENTED A HOUSE OF HIS OWN IN ACCRA .

TWO DAYS AGO, YOU SAID YOU HAVE JUST SENT ANOTHER $7,200 USD. INFACT, I HATE YOU BECAUSE YOU NEVER SPEAK TRUTH .YOU ARE ALSO A SCAMMER LIKE THOSE MEN YOU ARE DEALING WITH IN GHANA .

IF REALLY, YOU ARE ARICH WOMAN SEND UR PHONE NUMBER SO THAT WE CAN SPEAK WITH YOU. YOU PROGRAMMED UR PHONE AS ROAMED PHONE, WHEREAS; YOU ARE HERE IN AFRICA . Shocked

YOU WILL SURELY DIE VERY SOON UNLESS YOU PUT A STOP FROM DECEIVING THESE MEN BECAUSE YOU HAVE BROUGHT TROUBLE AND CONFUSSION BETWEEN THESE MEN, AS THEY CAN NOT GET YOUR MONEY TO SHARE .

STOP NOW, OR YOU WILL BECOME A DEAD PERSON BEFORE 7 DAYS FROM NOW.

SUSAN, BE CAREFUL AND PUT A STOP . IF YOU REALLY CLAIM YOU PAID MONEY TO AFRICA, WHOM DO U PAY TO ? ? ? AND FOR WHAT TRANSACTION ? SCAM .
YOU WILL SOON DIE WHILE MAKING A TRIP OUTSIDE YOUR HOME.

THEREFORE, STOP DECEIVING CHUKWU AND UZOMA , ASTON .
ONCE AGAIN, I SAID; STOP DECEIVING THESE MEN. THEY HAVE BEEN FIGHTING TO KILL THEMSELVES, BECAUSE YOU CLAIM YOU SENT MONEY AND NO BODY GET YOUR MONEY. THEN HOW CAN THEY SHARE MONEY ?

REPENT AND ACCEPT JESUS CHRIST . HE IS THE HOPE OF GLORY .

At 6AM Ghana time, lad's friend wrote:

YOU ARE A STUPID WOMAN . YOU HAVE CAUSED MR, CHUKWU AND ASTON AND ANOTHER OF THEIR CONSIRACY PARTNER IN DILEMA. CHAOS AND ANARCHY .

YOU SHOULD HAVE COME UP BOLDLY TO TELL CHUKWU THAT YOU ARE ALSO A FRAUDSTER LIKE CHUKWU AND ASTON.
INSTEAD OF COMING UP BOLDLY, YOU INSIST ON DECEIVING THEM AND CAUSING TROUBLE IN THEIR MIDST.

WITHIN A SHORT WHILE NOW, YOU WILL PERISH IN A GHASTLY MOTOR ACCIDENT, EXCEPT YOU REPENT AND DEVIATE FROM TELLING THESE MEN LIES.

THEIR INTENTION WAS TO DEFRAUD MONEY FROM YOU. THEN YOU ARE BUSY DECEIVING THEM ABOUT PAYMENT WHICH DOES NOT EXIST HERE. EVERY-TIME YOU CLAIM YOU ARE BUSY TRAVELLING FROM ONE COUNTRY TO ANOTHER . YOU ARE A THIEF. YOU ARE FULL WITH LIES, NONSENSE WOMAN.

IF REALLY YOU ARE A TRUTHFUL BUSINESS TYCOON. LET ME HAVE YOUR CONTACT PHONE NUMBER . EVERYTIME YOUR FON NUMBER IS IN ANSWERING MACHINE WITH THE VOICE OF YOUR LATE HUSBAND. MAY THE SPIRIT OF YOUR LATE HUSBAND TAKE AWAY YOUR LIFE .THEN CALL ANY OF ON PHONE, HERE CO'S WE ARE HERE IN GHANA .

YOU WILL RECEIVE 10 TIMES PUNISHMENT FOR DECEIVING THESE YOUNG MEN.YOU WILL NEVER SEE BETTER THING IN LIFE , BLOODY IDIOT , WHITE PIG .

YOU ARE AN EVIL SPIRIT , YOU WILL DIE A DISGRACE .

I WANT TO HAVE YOUR ADDRESS SO THAT I SHALL INVOKE A STRONGER EVIL SPIRIT TO YOU , BECAUSE YOU HAVE CAUSED FRACAS BETWEEN THE INDIAN HEMP SMOKER CALLED MR, CHUKWU INTO TROUBLE.

THE BASTERD MAN, WHO CLAIMED HIMSELF A BANK OFFICIAL WITH THE BANK OF GHANA IS A NOMENTITY.

HE WAS BORN IN SORROW , EVIL ATTACH IS HIS IDENTITY . HE LIKES MAKING LOVE WITH PROSTITE, AND I AM SURE YOUR EYES SHALL SEE PEPPER .

WOMAN , SEND COPIES OF THIS E-MAIL TO ALL THE PEOPLE WHO PLAN TO DUPE YOU. BUT THEY DO NOT KNOW THAT YOU ARE ALSO A FRAUDSTER WHO PRETENDS ALL THE TIME .

PRETENDER'S , ALWAYS DO THE WORST .
SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID .

FOR YOUR INFORMATION, CHUKWU IS SICK AND HE WILL SOON DIE BECAUSE HE NEED TO BE BORN AGAIN.

MADAM SUSAN, COUNT YOUR DAYS. VERY LITTLE TIME, YOU ARE A DEAD PERSON . HUNGRY WOMAN LIKE YOU.
BLADDY FOOL .

ONCE AGAIN, SEND COPIES OF THIS EMAIL TO CHUKWU AND ALL OTHER'S .

There were even more rants than that. Laughing

:sigh: I miss that bait, it was my best ever.

Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2011 1:30 pm

^^^ I like this one from JFs Lad:

Quote:

BLADDY FOOL .

Still laughing!

Edit: Sorry Rover, this isn't a vote, just an observation! Embarassed

Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2011 2:57 pm

^^ Creases me too Laughing

Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 12:01 am

Alas, as noted, there's just not enough room to fit all the wonderful signatures that a baiter can accumulate even in a single email, let alone multiple baits. To make room for new ones I've had to delete a few of my favorite signatures over the years.

Quote:

you made me lost everything i had and yet you want me to loose more even when i never got anything from you in return

my lawyer is a bad man i never knew it.but at the other hand he is a professional.

NOW HENCEFORTH,MAIL ME NOT.

I do not see the reasons behind your lusts for total strangers. . .please quit that animalistic passion and stay focused

Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 12:21 am

^^^ I today discovered that by condensing my Pith Helmet area, I could get much more text in my signature.

Pith Helmet icons with nos 2/3/4 next to them would also help cut down on sig lengths.

Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 3:53 pm

I like this one

The Monsignor

“I HAVE TRIED A WHOLE DAY ANSWERING QUESTIONS, BUT I DID NOT GET TO THE END OF IT. I AM VERY ANGRY” (enjoying Security Shie1d)

Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 4:15 pm

^^^ Ah, yes. That was from my old friend Jacks0n Fred. He has been with me for about a year, but it's been off and on. He had the gall to refuse an AllScam consignment, so elected to undergo Security Shie1d. If I recall correctly, after a frustrating day in the Cyber Cafe answering off-the-wall and irrelevant questions, he was absolutely seething.

Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 7:49 pm

bravo95 wrote:

Masters:

Quote:

you are the fooliest baboom!

I love this one ^^. It always cracks me up when I see it.

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 10:09 am

^ fooliest baboom does it for me too, so when/if Master's name gets added to the poll, that's where my vote will be going. Thumbs up

But if Rover forgets to update the poll Wink

then bobdemol's tambaling will be +1 from me Very Happy

- I love the new words that Lads add to the English vocab!

Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 5:31 am

Just getting back into baiting after a leisurely 2 year hiatus so haven't read the sig lines for a while but Juan's mermaid cracks me up.

** SUSPENDED ** Joined: 01 Nov 2010 Posts: 1161

Quote:

THEY HAVE BEEN FIGHTING TO KILL THEMSELVES, BECAUSE YOU CLAIM YOU SENT MONEY AND NO BODY GET YOUR MONEY. THEN HOW CAN THEY SHARE MONEY ?

This sounds positively Zen.

Amazing rants, Juan, they've certainly brightened my mood.

Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2011 3:08 pm

Juan gets my vote. Very Happy

Playtime's should get an honourable mention:

Quote:

Jessep: You want answers?
Kaffee: I think I'm entitled to them.
Jessep: You want answers?
Kaffee: I want the truth!
Jessep: You can't handle the truth!

You can't beat a lad/baiter double act. Laughing