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Entomologist
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 12 May 2010
Posts: 742
Location: Noncomformist Like Everyone Else
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Tue Nov 08, 2011 1:31 am |
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Lads lie. That was one of the first rules I learnt in the stickies and general posts of this forum.
I am baiting a phone lad. I want to make it clear that although this is a phone lad I have posted here becuase the theme is the outrageous lies that lads tell. I wanted to make it obvious that he is a scammer by asking the lad the relevant question and here is part of his reply:
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No who told you we don't have is just that majority of our customers don't like Buying it so much..
We can supply you a Hubble Space telescope..
So all you need to do now is just for to get back to with your final decision on this business if you will like to buy the Phones including the Hubble Space telescope..
I await to hear from you soon.. |
The Hubble belongs to NASA and weighs over 11 tons. It is in low Earth orbit at 347miles. traveling at near five miles per second.
It does send us some amazing images.
This lad(idiot) will be shut down in due course.
Cheers |
_________________ X12+ X2 Hitlads 14 mths First one helped by Woody999
what is helling is happen-Don Gunshot
Fuck with your money i am not after your money ok, is your life so much important to me to kill ok, go to hell with your money
Sir, I do not send any money to me because i need it.
Let GOD judge me if this is a trick Sir, this is a trick
So if you are buying the Hubble Space telescope that cost 1,000usd. |
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Man of many names
Master Baiter
Joined: 24 Oct 2011
Posts: 178
Location: Up north
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Tue Nov 08, 2011 2:05 am |
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You're missing out! Everybody needs a low orbital telescope! Get yours today! |
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Doctor Seviche
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 28 Oct 2011
Posts: 800
Location: A Hospital on Guerrero Street
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Tue Nov 08, 2011 2:28 am |
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I also have a bridge for sale... |
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Benjamin_Franklin
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Mar 2006
Posts: 669
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Tue Nov 08, 2011 2:30 am |
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This lad is a fool and is intentionally setting you up for disappointment. If he were truly knowledgeable with regard to telescopes of that nature, he'd insist on selling you two of them. After all, you never know when you may need spare parts. |
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Fellafullalager
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 02 Nov 2011
Posts: 5
Location: North of the South Pole
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Tue Nov 08, 2011 2:32 am |
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That's brilliant. If you can get an email out of him (not sure how possible that is) there is quite a market for Hubble Telescopes on the street I live on, and we should be able to do some business. |
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Agent1002
419Eater is my life
Joined: 11 Feb 2010
Posts: 442
Location: USA
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Tue Nov 08, 2011 5:23 am |
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How much is he asking for one? Does it include setup, or are destination and delivery charges extra? |
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Entomologist
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 12 May 2010
Posts: 742
Location: Noncomformist Like Everyone Else
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Tue Nov 08, 2011 5:28 am |
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^^^ Just waiting on getting that info. Its still very early in Lad Land.
But I assume it is free delivery.
I will post the price details when he mails it. Then I have enough to shut him down and his piggy.
Cheers |
_________________ X12+ X2 Hitlads 14 mths First one helped by Woody999
what is helling is happen-Don Gunshot
Fuck with your money i am not after your money ok, is your life so much important to me to kill ok, go to hell with your money
Sir, I do not send any money to me because i need it.
Let GOD judge me if this is a trick Sir, this is a trick
So if you are buying the Hubble Space telescope that cost 1,000usd. |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Tue Nov 08, 2011 6:44 am |
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Ask him for a photo of this giant asteroid as proof it works.
It'll be passing us at a distance closer than the Moon sometime today. |
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Mr Tambourine Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 3398
Location: Magic swirlin' ship
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Tue Nov 08, 2011 12:40 pm |
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That looks to me as if he's been de-educated, so don't ruin it. I can't believe that's his own work. |
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you dont have a phone.that makes makes you joe butt
Fuck you and go find something to do man. Stop disturbing me please.
This is definitely why you will remain and die in poverty, ignorant of good things and easy acknowledgment of bad things and words. Shame on you, you wicked generation children.
i went you to no that this is not a cheld pray. i went you to get back to me
we are not scammer,we hate scammer as you do.scammer make out life harder and harder,a lot of people think we are scammer,in fact,we are not!! please trustt us |
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Duffy Duck
419Eater is my life
Joined: 09 Sep 2011
Posts: 413
Location: Rhymes with Duff!
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Tue Nov 08, 2011 1:30 pm |
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Ask him if you can get a space shuttle with it. After all, how else are you going to deploy it? And I hear there are several shuttles for sale these days... |
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Tue Nov 08, 2011 2:03 pm |
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Hilarious! Can you take my family photo when you get it? We're very large...
Have fun shutting him down, Entomologist! Welcome newer members, and see this link on why we shut down phonelad email addresses. |
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Mortal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 02 Jul 2009
Posts: 3473
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Tue Nov 08, 2011 4:03 pm |
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Doctor Seviche wrote: |
I also have a bridge for sale... |
Is that mail order bridge?
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Entomologist
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 12 May 2010
Posts: 742
Location: Noncomformist Like Everyone Else
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Tue Nov 08, 2011 9:50 pm |
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Hi All,
I nearly fell off my chair laughing at some of those comments.
I think the lad (moron) does not know what the Hubble actually is.
I'm trying to get as many details as I can of his. I think I shut his site down last week by another character. He is trying to convince me that he has a website under construction.
www.simplywireless.com
Stop the Presses:
Just arrived and his bargain price. wow
Hello
Thanks for accepting our company as your supplier.
as i said earlier the total price price for the phone is 14 Units Nokia N9.........$3500
So if you are buying the Hubble Space telescope that cost 1,000usd..
So the total cost of all the items you are buying from our company is 4,500usd including the delivery to your company..
So kindly get back to us with your full companies address where you would like the items to be delivered to okay..
Await to hear from you..
Thanks,
Sales Manager, |
_________________ X12+ X2 Hitlads 14 mths First one helped by Woody999
what is helling is happen-Don Gunshot
Fuck with your money i am not after your money ok, is your life so much important to me to kill ok, go to hell with your money
Sir, I do not send any money to me because i need it.
Let GOD judge me if this is a trick Sir, this is a trick
So if you are buying the Hubble Space telescope that cost 1,000usd. |
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bravo95
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2010
Posts: 1990
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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Wed Nov 09, 2011 12:41 am |
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WHAT!! $1,000 for your very own Hubble Telescope! That is what pisses me off about technology if your the first jackass to buy it you get screwed. Incase your wondering the Hubble program cost $1.5 billion... |
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Duffy Duck
419Eater is my life
Joined: 09 Sep 2011
Posts: 413
Location: Rhymes with Duff!
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Wed Nov 09, 2011 8:04 am |
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I suppose NASA is on lean times what with the budget cuts and all... |
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"You are the biggest fool i have ever come across in my whole wide world, i advise you to stay away from me all the days of your life. you are nothing but a poke meat." Frodo Baggins
"you are an idiot and a moron, who are you. why are you lying. saying you came to my office and could not locate me. you must be a bastard and your mother must have been a prostitute" Advocate Mark Johnson
"Let us not misunderstand, twist or put up a logic while I do not even know the exact thing you are talking" George Lawsson |
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Entomologist
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 12 May 2010
Posts: 742
Location: Noncomformist Like Everyone Else
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Wed Nov 09, 2011 8:32 am |
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SALE --- HUBBLE TELESCOPES --- SALE
Ever wanted to see the flag on the moon?
Ever wondered what its like on Jupiter's Moon Io? ( http://nineplanets.org/io.html )
Ever seen far away galaxies?
Buy a Hubble Telescope now while they last. You can stop wanting or wondering and see for yourself.
At crazy prices $2000 per unit while stocks (or lad) lasts.
(I want to profit out of this too.)
Free delivery.
Just waiting on the lad's reply. I'll get his piggy, email and maybe the site shut down.
Cheers |
_________________ X12+ X2 Hitlads 14 mths First one helped by Woody999
what is helling is happen-Don Gunshot
Fuck with your money i am not after your money ok, is your life so much important to me to kill ok, go to hell with your money
Sir, I do not send any money to me because i need it.
Let GOD judge me if this is a trick Sir, this is a trick
So if you are buying the Hubble Space telescope that cost 1,000usd. |
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Man of many names
Master Baiter
Joined: 24 Oct 2011
Posts: 178
Location: Up north
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Wed Nov 09, 2011 5:09 pm |
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Entomologist wrote: |
SALE --- HUBBLE TELESCOPES --- SALE
--- snip ---
At crazy prices $2000 per unit while stocks (or lad) lasts.
(I want to profit out of this too.)
Free delivery.
Just waiting on the lad's reply. I'll get his piggy, email and maybe the site shut down.Cheers |
Wow, send one my way right away. To think of it, I think I'll take two!
And please send me a picture of the package as you deliver it to the post office! |
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bluebaiter
Master Baiter
Joined: 14 Oct 2008
Posts: 168
Location: Alpha Male of the Corgi Nation!!!
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Thu Nov 10, 2011 10:43 am |
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Let me guess, NASA now accepts Western Union? For those prices what would a LEO constellation cost me? Oh wait a minute this wouldn't be for Gadaffi's Hubble being smuggled out of Tripoli in shipping crates LOL |
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Jim Morrison
Elite Baiter
Joined: 12 Mar 2010
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Location: Taking a face from the ancient gallery
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Thu Nov 10, 2011 4:57 pm |
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ask him if he could throw the LHC in the deal |
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Entomologist
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 12 May 2010
Posts: 742
Location: Noncomformist Like Everyone Else
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Thu Nov 10, 2011 9:30 pm |
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The Comments are great.
Lad has a London piggy account.
More work for Alan.
Cheers |
_________________ X12+ X2 Hitlads 14 mths First one helped by Woody999
what is helling is happen-Don Gunshot
Fuck with your money i am not after your money ok, is your life so much important to me to kill ok, go to hell with your money
Sir, I do not send any money to me because i need it.
Let GOD judge me if this is a trick Sir, this is a trick
So if you are buying the Hubble Space telescope that cost 1,000usd. |
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Entomologist
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 12 May 2010
Posts: 742
Location: Noncomformist Like Everyone Else
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Sun Nov 13, 2011 5:13 am |
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Just in case anyone was wondering.
This phone lad claiming to have a Hubble. His email acc is shut down and his Alan has the bank acc details. Still working on his website. But that is not so significant yet. He claims it to be under construction.
Cheers
PS Who said they have a bridge for sale? |
_________________ X12+ X2 Hitlads 14 mths First one helped by Woody999
what is helling is happen-Don Gunshot
Fuck with your money i am not after your money ok, is your life so much important to me to kill ok, go to hell with your money
Sir, I do not send any money to me because i need it.
Let GOD judge me if this is a trick Sir, this is a trick
So if you are buying the Hubble Space telescope that cost 1,000usd. |
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Entomologist
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 12 May 2010
Posts: 742
Location: Noncomformist Like Everyone Else
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Mon Nov 14, 2011 9:50 pm |
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Our mysterious Alan responded to my email:
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I want a Hubble Space Telescope too.!! Are they small enough to travel by post? |
It is such a shame to have lost the Hubble Lad. Being a phone lad I had to shut him down. He displayed so much potential.
Cheers |
_________________ X12+ X2 Hitlads 14 mths First one helped by Woody999
what is helling is happen-Don Gunshot
Fuck with your money i am not after your money ok, is your life so much important to me to kill ok, go to hell with your money
Sir, I do not send any money to me because i need it.
Let GOD judge me if this is a trick Sir, this is a trick
So if you are buying the Hubble Space telescope that cost 1,000usd. |
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