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 GomerPyle is alive and kicking

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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru


Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat


PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2011 3:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

After a major computer malfunction, the loss of all my files and records, isp trouble, dodgy health and a rather reckless decision to swap to Apple Mac I have managed to fight my way back online.

Don't rush me (as if anyone ever could) but I'll slowly drag myself back into some sort of order hoping I can recover as many accounts as I can.

Ohhh how I missed trouble making, and Lads stopped ringing me completely.

I love having a screen half the size of an aircraft carrier and print only an ant could read - just one of many things I need to put right.

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Fake sites killed 1 x Australia 9 x United Kingdom 3 x 168 X Closed lad accounts Easter Egg 2011
Pith Helmet - the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
Pith Helmet - Steve - Lagos to Accra
Pith Helmet - Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
Pith Helmet - Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru


Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237


PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2011 3:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Good to see you around Gomer.

GomerPyle wrote:
reckless decision to swap to Apple


Shocked

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BRUIN
Baiting Guru


Joined: 10 Apr 2006
Posts: 11329
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow


PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2011 3:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Welcome back!

Just the other day I thought to myself "I wonder whatever happened to ole' what's his name?"

Good to see you on the Eater, again, Gomer.

Bruin

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Safari Lagos to Ghana (WIMP) by Emanuel, approx 454 miles round trip

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YOU HAVE REALLY INCONVINSE THE CHAMBERS AND WE HAVE NEVER ENCOUNTER SUCH DIFICULTIES - Barrister Sinega Amah

I will not and will never link you up to someone that is reputable - Thomas Malcom

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South Africa

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Juan Freizwidatt
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Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out


PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2011 3:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Welcome home. You'd think that with technology evolving so rapidly, someone would come up with a way to seamlessly integrate all old software and data to a new machine. But no, it takes days or weeks of reloading, downloading, tweaking, modifying, adjusting, and banging your head into a wall.........

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"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"

I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty

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US lad w/Capone: ( Golden Pith ) Black Ribbon
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
Purple Flower Goat Jack Boot Whip
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spot
Moderator


Joined: 25 Aug 2005
Posts: 9149
Location: Criminal Disruption Department.


PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2011 4:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hello Gomer, me ole mucker.

Good to see you up and about again.

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bohigal
Baiting Guru


Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen


PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2011 4:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

We've missed you Gomer.

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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
Golden PithSafari Mortar Tattoo Vcamera Closed lad accountsSand Timer Team Hector:Lagos-Douala,Benin-Liberia,Senegal-Gambia-Mali-Chad, Egypt ,Awka w/ Shorty
Sand Timer Sand Timer Shorty Safari Abidjan w/ Juan
Safari Bibian
Closed lad accounts Cellphone pony Mc Fry Mc Fry Easter Egg 2013
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doc holliday
Squirrels Hate Me


Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 2477
Location: Behind the Oriental,taking potshots at hitlads.


PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2011 4:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You will be pleased to know there are now a bunch more lads who curse the name of Mr Gomer Twisted Evil

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Fuck off, and wait for your death, you fucking dog's eater, I will see this to the end, already, you are a fucking negativity to this world, go to hell after two puuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Jack N0delay,hitlad

You have given me enough stress through the shit you sent to me
Jack the hitlad

What you sent to me is not real, don't you fucking understand simple english, that is not real slip from money gram, I have been using money gram before now, FUCK YOU. IDIOT. PLAY YOUR GAME WELL. MASTER OF ALL PLAYERS
Jack,the hitlad who keeps giving me fresh sig lines

Closed lad accounts x35 x2 Easter Egg 2012
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music man
Baiting Guru


Joined: 22 Sep 2005
Posts: 14807
Location: East Harlemshire , yo!


PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2011 4:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Welcome back Mr G.

After the "Santa" trial debacle you have dragged your sorry ass back here Wink

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You will rot in jail.watch your back- any shadow could be mine ! YOU ARE VERY EASY TO TRACK IN YOU NEIGHBOURHOOD ! DRUNKARD AND A SCUMBAG LIKE YOU!
mike lawrence (cheque scammer)

Go fuck your dead parents asshole!!!How can a deaf fool make clean money..The money that you have will never be spent on anything reasonable.
So fuck off..dont reply me again until the cops get your stinking ass...
Lyord Melson- cheque scammer
$4.002million and £214K in fake cheques taken out of circulation. (updated May 2009)
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dwatina
Baiting Guru


Joined: 13 Feb 2010
Posts: 7164
Location: Home of the Orangemen! Friends call me Doc


PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2011 4:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Give using your Mac some time. In no time at all, you will be glad you made the switch.

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Support bacteria. It's the only culture some people have. (my quote--not a lad's)
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Closed lad accounts x97 [I lost count years ago and don't keep track anymore]
United Kingdom x3 Mc Fry Easter Egg 2011 Elite Ninja Team Member Sand Timer
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x3 Safari : Femmy Bait w/Team Femmy
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru


Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237


PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2011 4:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ And then install Linux over it.

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"Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R
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dwatina
Baiting Guru


Joined: 13 Feb 2010
Posts: 7164
Location: Home of the Orangemen! Friends call me Doc


PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2011 5:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^nah.

I've been using Macs for almost 20 years and I love 'em.

I've yet to try Linux, and might get a secondary computer and try it.

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Support bacteria. It's the only culture some people have. (my quote--not a lad's)
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Closed lad accounts x97 [I lost count years ago and don't keep track anymore]
United Kingdom x3 Mc Fry Easter Egg 2011 Elite Ninja Team Member Sand Timer
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[Click here to donate to 419Eater.com]</a>
x3 Safari : Femmy Bait w/Team Femmy
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Dya Reyarunen-Downmeleg
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Joined: 10 Aug 2009
Posts: 4129
Location: At the toilet door yelling are you almost done in there? Oops, too late...


PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2011 5:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

jump_4_joy GomerPyle jump_4_joy

It's great to see you back here!!! Very Happy

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^ You are my favorite Canadian on Earth. Very Happy Pastor Frank



Closed lad accounts x163 Easter Egg 2011 Easter Egg Easter Egg 2013 Goat Goat Goat Golden Goat Mc Fry Purple Flower Mortar Elite Ninja Team Member

so as to enable the conclusion of this transaction on your behalf since you are not dead because if you are dead you would not have write me because I know that never will a dead
write to living...
I could receive the document official which you want to forward me for adhesion with TW@T
I am captivated, impressed and hypnotised with your sincerity
This you’re TW@T has it existed some how somewhere before?
Your ASSCODE is: 999-035-2655



"I Am Not a Justin Beiber Fan" innocent.being


Steward, WTF?



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TheFae
Baiting Guru


Joined: 15 Jun 2009
Posts: 14295
Location: Playing Space in the Street - DECENT!


PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2011 5:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Welcome back, GP! You've been missed. ♥

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Easter Egg 2011 Closed lad accounts x 4 Goat Flying Monkey Mc Fry Penguin Purple Flower Mugu Reseller x 5 Mortar x 6
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GO GOLD! **CLICKY**
"This is really bad"
"my account has been disable and can not sell anymore and this is all i live on"
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru


Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.


PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2011 6:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This is the most wonderful news I've heard in months! The Chairman is back! Very Happy I'm glad that you have recovered from your health issues, and the rest of that techno-tambamblurry, Gomer. It's been difficult to keep smashing up lads in your name, knowing you have been unable to be here to guide us and be the Real Force of Mr. Gomer. We are jumping for joy over your return to our nuthouse! jump_4_joy Very Happy

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Sand Timer x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
Safari x10 Sand Timer X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
Safari x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
Safari Safari Sand Timer (19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Safari Safari Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
Golden Pith x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
Safari x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Safari Issac to Chad
Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
pony pony Closed lad accounts Mortar Goat Easter Egg 2011
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Philo Kvetch
Master of Master Baiters


Joined: 26 Aug 2006
Posts: 577


PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2011 9:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Welcome back Exclamation

I can't wait to read more of your excellent lad pain.

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Pith Helmet

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A Skinner
Texas Lad-Saw Massacre


Joined: 16 Nov 2003
Posts: 3733
Location: Texas, USA


PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2011 9:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Glad your back, Gomer.

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Closed lad accounts X ? Nurse Nastys Audi TT x3 Purple Flower
Sand Timer x2 Easter Egg 2012 Nigeria Benin United Kingdom Ghana
SINCE YOU MADE ME TO GIVE MY CAR AWAY AND ALL THE DISAPOINTMENTS YOU GAVE TO ME,WHICH MADE ME TO STOP CONTACTING YOU. PLEASE DO NOT INVOLVE ME WITH ANYTHING YOU ARE DOING WITH ANYBODY, PLEASE DONT INVOLVE ME.I DONT WANT ANYTHING THAT WILL JEOPARDIZE MY IMAGE IN THIS COUNTRY.I AM A HUMANITARIAN LAWYER.

infact am getting tired with all this speculation in this transaction, honestly if i had known that this is the kind of person you are i would not have contacted for an assistance

Urgent??? Impotent massage

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N.O.R.A
Baiting Guru


Joined: 17 Feb 2008
Posts: 2358
Location: Enjoying all the love from Africa.


PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2011 9:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

So the rumours were true and you are back, Gomer. Shocked

Jolly splendid! Very Happy

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"Yes,Miss N0ra is a prostitute,a slut and a professional harlot." [Another Lad, being baited since May 2009, to one of my characters]

Easter Egg 2011 Goat Goat [ Closed lad accounts + Mortar + Safari + Sand Timer ] x some

"set him straight first on the pimple soaps and cleansers,then suggest the other..
we don't want a pimpley,less wrinkly botoxed man running loose" [SlapHappy]

My Mentor is a young, hot, sexy man or woman.

"I'm a girl." [Slightlyoutofit]
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Fowan Nyne
Baiting Guru


Joined: 12 Aug 2009
Posts: 3720
Location: Miniluv


PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2011 9:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I knew that you were busy Gomer and didn't miss you for that reason.

That said, welcome back Confused

You been somewhere...?

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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru


Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat


PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2011 9:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Don't mention Lapland Winter Wonderland music man, or I might say something undiplomatic, and I'm trying to turn over a new leaf Laughing

Life's been boring without the internet, and perps have been having it too easy. I need to discover what wreckage I can recover, and what new stuff needs setting up.

It's like starting out all over again.

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Fake sites killed 1 x Australia 9 x United Kingdom 3 x 168 X Closed lad accounts Easter Egg 2011
Pith Helmet - the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
Pith Helmet - Steve - Lagos to Accra
Pith Helmet - Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
Pith Helmet - Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning
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irishemigrant
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2011 9:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Nice to see you, and to see you, nice. Very Happy

Welcome back to the nuthouse, or the fruit cake, which ever you prefer.

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http://www.scamwarners.com/ For when you want to remember why we bait

Goodbye Mike (Paranoid) Friend, confidant, partner. Till we meet again.
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Easter Egg 2012 pony pony <-- Because you have earned them. Wink Goat Goat Golden Goat Mortar x8 Closed lad accounts a few x 13
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Fo'andles
Elite Baiter


Joined: 06 Jul 2007
Posts: 1654
Location: busy doing nothing, somewhere


PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2011 9:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm glad i'm not the only to have missed you, welcome back.

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FUK OOOOOOOOF - Mrs Cooker James
you are a fo0l forever because you are not worthy to be a human being but an Animal.
.something that cannot take 10minutes is taking you 2months- barrister lawrence
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DoraTheExplorer
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Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Posts: 9263
Location: Magnolia, Mississippi


PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2011 10:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Welcome back to Eater and the internet, GomerPyle!

I hope someday you have the time to read up on Shorty's Latest Adventures and chuckle at his life now. Team Shorty (Juan, bohigal, Master, bravo, Gimli, Morgain, Bluthbanana, and me) is still busy making his life miserable. Very Happy

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psychicbait
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Joined: 22 Nov 2009
Posts: 2782
Location: wherever, dressed to kill


PostPosted: Sun Nov 06, 2011 2:10 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Apple?

You'll be pleased to know Gomer is now an M.D., head of the surgical unit at a prestigious Lagos hosptial.
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Ima Baeder
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Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313


PostPosted: Sun Nov 06, 2011 2:31 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Glad to hear you're alive and well. Welcome back!

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Star Mugu Reseller Mortar Closed lad accounts x 100 Sand Timer 2 Years Pretty Rose Mc Fry Mc Fry Nurse Nastys Audi TT Goat Flying Monkey Easter Egg 2011
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Tuco
Elite Baiter


Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 1098
Location: On a desert safari.


PostPosted: Sun Nov 06, 2011 3:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The Chairman rules!! bow_down

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"you should understand my brain problem." - R0se Br0wn
"you are a very ungreatful and wicked person." - Veronica K0ffi
"Thanks for giving me a nauthy number that preys unit like a hungry lion." - Alise Kar1m
"I have called you more than 20 times but non of the calls went through." - Williams C0ker
"I've said in my previous mail that I do not understand English." - Cabinet Bad0u
"PLEASE MY CHAIRMAN, I AM NOT GREEDY, I LIKE TO WORK WITH YOU, I HAVE LOST MANY OF MY JOBS , PLS PLS PLS, I WILL WORK HARD WITH U." - Dr. Lui$ James
"There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend."
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