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Sex-starved Tikka Masala Joined: 04 Mar 2011 Posts: 259

Lately I've been having the Department of Defense's Network Information Center in Columbus, Ohio showing up in my header analyses. WTF is that all about?

Here's an example:

Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2011 8:13 pm

If you don't already have a tinfoil hat, there's no hope for you. Laughing

That's a random sequence of numbers within the headers. Every now and then it shows up and IPtracker mistakes it for a header. The first time I saw that happen (about 5 years ago), I had a bit of a scare myself.

Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2011 8:32 pm

It's always time for a tinfoil hat.

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

CLICK

I've had some DoD ip's pop up every now and then. The Internet was originally a DoD project and I suspect that they still route some traffic. If you start to notice a black van parked down the street on a regular basis, then start to worry.

Remember, if they were really watching you don't you think they would be bright enough to scrub their IP?

Edit:

jose_cuervo wrote:

That's a random sequence of numbers within the headers. Every now and then it shows up and IPtracker mistakes it for a header. The first time I saw that happen (about 5 years ago), I had a bit of a scare myself.

This too.

Sex-starved Tikka Masala Joined: 04 Mar 2011 Posts: 259

Now it's really time for the tinfoil hat! I think I'll go for the old-school fedora look.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

You should redecorate the kitchen and computer room also Beef! LOL

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

@ Beefcake http://berkeley.intel-research.net/arahimi/helmet/

Sex-starved Tikka Masala Joined: 04 Mar 2011 Posts: 259

^^^^NOOOOOO!!!!!!

Quote:

Conclusion
The helmets amplify frequency bands that coincide with those allocated to the US government between 1.2 Ghz and 1.4 Ghz. According to the FCC, These bands are supposedly reserved for ''radio location'' (ie, GPS), and other communications with satellites (see, for example, [3]). The 2.6 Ghz band coincides with mobile phone technology. Though not affiliated by government, these bands are at the hands of multinational corporations.

It requires no stretch of the imagination to conclude that the current helmet craze is likely to have been propagated by the Government, possibly with the involvement of the FCC. We hope this report will encourage the paranoid community to develop improved helmet designs to avoid falling prey to these shortcomings.

I'm so f*cking f*cked right now!

Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2011 10:16 pm

How did I miss this thread?

Is someone hiding things from me?

Is this about me? My ssn is 11.10.20.11... or is that my birth date... maybe it is the key to the combination to the safe room... I am so concerned!

Who too all of the tinfoil?

Why is everyone looking at me?

Maybe it is code for the end of the...

ETA: Who took the "k" from my post?

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

Beefcake wrote:

^^^^NOOOOOO!!!!!!

You'll notice that I've added a colander to my design, it helps attenuate the desired frequencies.

Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2011 10:42 pm

@ Beefcake..
Take note of Pastor Frank. He's the master of tin foil hat design.

This is his workshop:

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2003 Posts: 4747

You don’t have a tinfoil hat?!?! I thought you practiced safe baiting? That is rule number one.

Either it’s a routing issue or it DOD NarusInsight software, I lean toward routing because the American governments response to the 419 fraud and other scams have been a big yawn.

Or maybe we have fans in DOD?
happy crowd

Sex-starved Tikka Masala Joined: 04 Mar 2011 Posts: 259

Pastor Frank wrote:

You'll notice that I've added a colander to my design, it helps attenuate the desired frequencies.

Fowan Nyne wrote:

@ Beefcake..
Take note of Pastor Frank. He's the master of tin foil hat design.

Yes, the integration of the colander seems logical - its mesh and semi-spherical shape will diffuse the signal. Smart! As for the remodeling of my baiting den, I'll have to show that pic to a couple of contractors for bids. I'd really prefer it in gold though.

BU419EM wrote:

...or it DOD NarusInsight software...

Wait, WTF is that?!?!

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

Beefcake wrote:

Wait, WTF is that?!?!

Don't worry about it, from what I understand the NSA dumped it some time back.

http://www.narus.com/index.php/product

But from what I've heard, Magic Lantern is still around...

https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Magic_Lantern_%28software%29

Sex-starved Tikka Masala Joined: 04 Mar 2011 Posts: 259

^^^Phew! Thanks for the reassurance. Now it's time to crack open a beer, fire up Google SketchUp, and begin designing my tinfoil+colander signal-diffusing headgear.

EDIT:

Quote:

But from what I've heard, Magic Lantern is still around...

GODDAMMIT!!!

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

This will give the basic scientific principle.

https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Faraday_cage

Edit:

Beefcake wrote:

GODDAMMIT!!!

No worries, just dump any M$ products.

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2003 Posts: 4747

Frank, that is what they want you to think. Laughing

Sex-starved Tikka Masala Joined: 04 Mar 2011 Posts: 259

Pastor Frank wrote:

No worries, just dump any M$ products.

GODDAMMIT!!!

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2003 Posts: 4747

Why do black helicopters appear anytime you are near?

Just like CIA the NSA wants to watch you.

That is why all the agents in town follow you all around.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 27 Dec 2010 Posts: 586

You guys seriously need to chill.... Shocked

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

^ Paranoia is a lifestyle, embrace it.

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2003 Posts: 4747

Why would you want us to chill?

What would this chilling entail?

What would be the outcome of this chilling?

Who would benefit from us chilling?

Follow the money, or Monkey if you’re in Ohio.

Sex-starved Tikka Masala Joined: 04 Mar 2011 Posts: 259

bigdaddy wrote:

You guys seriously need to chill.... Shocked

Notice how he's trying to lull us into a sense of complacency? He's one of them! Bigdaddy? More like Big Brother! I got my eyes on you, bro! Cool

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 27 Dec 2010 Posts: 586

^^^^LMAO!!!! Cool

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