Corrupt a wish Genie

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Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2011 12:19 am

Granted, but now he is stuck in a dark hut with all the bees. This will be fun.

I wish there was a zombie apocolypse that only lasted a weekend and I did NOT become a zombie in the process.

Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2011 5:29 am

Granted. Your are chased mercilessly for a whole weekend and you die begging to be Zombiefied just to fit in.

I wish I could take lightning pictures like a pro.

Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2011 6:26 am

Granted you master Final Cut Pro and learn how to be just like iJustine from Youtube. In fact you are like a male clone of her now.

I wish for something to get honey from minus all the bees.

Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 2:16 am

Granted, it is found in the sweetener aisle of your local grocery. In a jar, all packaged and ready for you to eat. You having limited impulse control buy a whole case and you pour it all into your bath tub. You slide in but cannot get out and you have to eat your way out of the tub. Now you look like Jojo.

I wish Koko a lot of luck in his super hero career choice.

Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2011 10:45 pm

Granted. Koko chooses to be "Super Fruit-Bat" He feeds on fruit and flies around at night. However he is helpless to take out any kind of villans.

I wish the Red Sox would have made it to the playoffs.

Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2011 7:49 am

Denied, the red sox ended up in your washing machine, and now all your underwear has a nice pinky color.

I wish the beach is empty today when I arrive.

Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2011 11:16 pm

Granted. The beach is completly empty, no water either. it's like the outback now.

I wish I didn't have have to keep bumping this thread!! Confused

Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 1:49 am

Granted, I will bump it as long as it doesn't fight back.

I wish I knew how to speak "Genie".

Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2011 4:38 am

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419Eater is my life Joined: 07 Apr 2006 Posts: 441

Granted. Genie says it's only spelled "genie", but it's pronounced "Throatwobbler Mangrove". He suggest you try and address the next genie you meet on the street.

I wish I lived in a Matrix and was able to just download abilities and skills.

Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2011 11:54 pm

Granted. But his abilities consist of jumping off the Golden Gate bridge in San Francisco. Enjoy.

I wish I had to go to the bathroom (washroom) only once a week.

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2011 4:09 am

Granted. Well, there is a slight problem though, You balloon up and turn yellow just before you *POP*. Sad

Now your washroom / toilet problem is all over.

I wish I understood what Throatwobbler Mangrove was getting at.

419Eater is my life Joined: 07 Apr 2006 Posts: 441

Granted:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehKGlT2EW1Q
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyQvjKqXA0Y

But then genie forces you to watch this 100 times:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0

I wish for a Big Mac. And I still wish I could download skills, not only one silly skill.

Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2011 1:11 pm

Granted. Big Mac just got out of prison, and he's quite horny. Enjoy your time with Mac. Genie denies the skills, cause Mac teaches you some new ones.

I wish there were no banner ads here that are scams.

Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2011 4:20 am

Granted, you find the button that turns off the ads and you see no more of them. Sadly, you miss the good things in the ads too, like "Free Peanut Butter" and "Steak and Lobster feed tomorrow at Jose's". I am sorry you missed out.

I with everyone spoke the truth to me.

419Eater is my life Joined: 07 Apr 2006 Posts: 441

Yes. Your wife tells you about her blonde, tall lover right away, and the bus driver rants about your ugly face. Truth may not always be the best option after all!

I wish to be drunk.

Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2011 2:08 pm

Granted - you are quite drunk, as the genie plopped you into a large vat of beer. Since you can't swim, you're trying to drink your way to the bottom.

I wish I had a trillion dollars.

Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2011 2:45 pm

Granted. You have a trillion Zimbabwe dollars, which amounts to about 42 cents US. Don't spend it all in one place.

I wish I had some pizza right now.

Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2011 2:39 am

Granted, you had some pizza, but you suffered a black out and do not remember enjoying the pizza. All you have is the box to remind you of your order.

I wish Pizza were on the food pyramid.

Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2011 3:13 am

Already granted. Pizza IS the food pyramid. Get with it!!

I wish life would go at a slower pace!!

419Eater is my life Joined: 07 Apr 2006 Posts: 441

gggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnntttttttttttttteeeeeeeeeeeeeeddddddddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You immediately fall asleep.

I wish for a nice entrecote steak and some fries along with it. And a cool beer.

Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2011 12:28 am

Genie doesn't know what an entrecote steak is, so your sent to Malta and ask for one from a local person, who decides to fart in your face for asking such a question. But you get your cold beer.

I wish the hills were really alive with the sound of music!!

419Eater is my life Joined: 07 Apr 2006 Posts: 441

Granted. A red mill falls on your head though, and you drink too much Absinth to feel better, so you end up crazy and blind. So the hills are still quite alive, but you can't see them anymore.

I wish Nicole Kidman came to my place.

Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2011 10:27 pm

The Genie is happy to send Nicole the KidMan to your place. Photos will be required.

I wish the hills were not as alive as they were last week.

Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2011 3:31 pm

Granted. Your dumped into the outback of geologically dead Australia. Their summer is approaching and you have no ride or water. Enjoy the trek!!

I wish it was spring again here in Maine