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Stargate
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Tue Oct 18, 2011 4:08 pm |
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I don't know if this has been posted before or not. I did a search, and nothing jumped out. I got a good laugh out of it anyway. 
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Mortal
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Tue Oct 18, 2011 4:39 pm |
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It has been posted before.
You are mod. You should know.
Pff, mods these days... |
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Stargate
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Tue Oct 18, 2011 5:19 pm |
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HAHAHA!!! Yeah, I figured it may have been, but "goat car robbery"' and "goat arrested" didn't show anything for 2011, so I figured I'd post. 
Methinks I need to refine my searches or something. |
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EU321
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Tue Oct 18, 2011 7:47 pm |
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Good laugh  |
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Tue Oct 18, 2011 7:51 pm |
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This could still be useful! I'm sticking this in my tool shed! |
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Yastreb
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Joined: 04 Apr 2006
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Tue Oct 18, 2011 8:38 pm |
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Here are a couple of times it's appeared before...
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1706858&highlight=cat#1706858
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1695991&highlight=cat#1695991
You may also find the cat-woman story useful as well. |
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Tue Oct 18, 2011 8:42 pm |
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Thank you yastreb! That is also in that file! |
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Tue Oct 18, 2011 9:39 pm |
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Great to know they're on the case.
I'm so full of confidence.
Well done guys.
Lots of cat woman stories btw, seems to be a common thing. Along with palm wine and bad street lighting. |
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Yastreb
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Mon Nov 07, 2011 12:07 pm |
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Here's another one, fresh from Naijapals...
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It was a shocking sight yesterday as men of the Kwara State Police Command paraded a goat as an armed robbery suspect.
The goat "robbery suspect" is being detained over an alleged attempt to snatch a Mazda car. The mysterious goat, according to the Police Public Relations Officer, Mr. Tunde Mohammed, while briefing bewildered journalists at the Force headquarters, is an armed robber who attempted to snatch the said car, Wednesday night, and later transformed into the goat in a bid to escape arrest.
He explained that men of a vigilance group in Anifowose Ipata/Oloje areas of the state capital had chased two armed robbery suspects who wanted to demobilise the Mazda car with the intention of stealing it, and "while one of them escaped, the other was about to be apprehended by the team when he turned his back on the wall and turned to this goat. They quickly grabbed the goat and here it is.’’ Mohammed said.
The police spokesman said the goat "armed robbery suspect" will not be left off the hook until investigations into the case are concluded.
He also said that no fewer than five stolen vehicles have been recovered by the state Police Command while some suspects were also arrested. Among those arrested, he said was one Idowu Oni of Araromi area of Akure who escaped from Akure Prison.
He added that the escaped convict was arrested in Ilorin after stealing a Mazda 323 car belonging to Mrs. Henrietta Ayijesu.
He also said another armed robbery and violation suspect was in their custody, assuring that the suspects will soon appear in court. |
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Cougar
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Mon Nov 07, 2011 12:52 pm |
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| ...assuring that the suspects will soon appear in court. |
 How can you get a goat to plead in court? One bleat for yes, 2 for no? "I swear to bleat the truth" etc? Or are Nigerian courts not bothered by such 'technicalities'?
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Mon Nov 07, 2011 1:20 pm |
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The state of Kwara (where I lived for four... interesting ...years) is to Nigeria what County Kerry is to Ireland, Newfoundland is to Canada, Tasmania is to Australia or Ost Friesland is to Germany... |
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