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adda717
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 28 Sep 2010
Posts: 923
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Sat Oct 08, 2011 9:51 am |
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What are some of the roles you have played in your letters back and forth to different lads? Just trying to get some ideas. |
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Dr Mike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Jun 2010
Posts: 3264
Location: Due north
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Sat Oct 08, 2011 10:24 am |
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Church characters are always popular. Upside with them are that you can make up any silly rule and just blame it on your church. |
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Trafalgar Square 2013
X 24 Random safaris
X 12 Welcome to Sweden
X 9 Chadian minister of tourism project
X 9 Rame Head pilgrimage
Rame Head 2013
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Buckshot
Master Baiter
Joined: 06 Jan 2011
Posts: 140
Location: Ockerville, mate.
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Sat Oct 08, 2011 11:24 am |
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Mostly I am a businessman manufacturing ball bearings, bollards & bingo supplies. Other times I am his drunk lawyer. |
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Entomologist
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 12 May 2010
Posts: 742
Location: Noncomformist Like Everyone Else
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Sat Oct 08, 2011 12:50 pm |
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Hi Adda 717 ,
Reverend G (Gullible clergyman)
Mike hunt (purchasing Officer)
Simon F Air cargo administration
Tina, Secretary
Mr Gomer, Computer hacker, Thief, Dolla Choppa, Highly skilled in everything. Ringleader of large criminal organisation in Any country that the scammer is in.
Mickey B Wealthy model in the Bahamas or Rio.
Doctor V Wealthy CEO of Medical Centre.
That's about it
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_________________ X12+ X2 Hitlads 14 mths First one helped by Woody999
what is helling is happen-Don Gunshot
Fuck with your money i am not after your money ok, is your life so much important to me to kill ok, go to hell with your money
Sir, I do not send any money to me because i need it.
Let GOD judge me if this is a trick Sir, this is a trick
So if you are buying the Hubble Space telescope that cost 1,000usd. |
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TheDane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Aug 2010
Posts: 5194
Location: Meanwhile, somewhere else...
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Sat Oct 08, 2011 1:36 pm |
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Businessman, alien, superhero, vicar, movie director, lawyer, detective, porn model... Anything is possible with the right lad. |
_________________ x122 x3 x2 x2 x13
Trafalgar Square 2013
Goat Milk Lad 2012-13:
Lagos-Ouagadougou-Arbinda Warri-Yaoundé
I AM A FOOL AND I AM SO DISAPPOINTED - Brother Okei AKA Goat Milk Lad
I do not wish my enemy what I have experienced and this humiliation you are putting me through - Rushforth (on behalf of Dharma & Dr Mike) |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sat Oct 08, 2011 1:41 pm |
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Bad-tempered foul-mouthed Odin-worshipping photomodel; her brother in the Special Forces; her Romanian-born boyfriend; her hateful father; a priest and a priestess of Odin.
A retired US Marine Corps Captain.
A dyslexic tour operator. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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adda717
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 28 Sep 2010
Posts: 923
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Sat Oct 08, 2011 1:56 pm |
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Yastreb wrote: |
Bad-tempered foul-mouthed Odin-worshipping photomodel; her brother in the Special Forces; her Romanian-born boyfriend; her hateful father; a priest and a priestess of Odin.
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All I can say is wow....... |
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doc holliday
Squirrels Hate Me
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 2477
Location: Behind the Oriental,taking potshots at hitlads.
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Sat Oct 08, 2011 2:15 pm |
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Obi Wan Kenobi,owner of the biggest Wookie ranch in Montana.My partner Han Solo had his arm ripped off by one recently. |
_________________ Fuck off, and wait for your death, you fucking dog's eater, I will see this to the end, already, you are a fucking negativity to this world, go to hell after two puuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Jack N0delay,hitlad
You have given me enough stress through the shit you sent to me
Jack the hitlad
What you sent to me is not real, don't you fucking understand simple english, that is not real slip from money gram, I have been using money gram before now, FUCK YOU. IDIOT. PLAY YOUR GAME WELL. MASTER OF ALL PLAYERS
Jack,the hitlad who keeps giving me fresh sig lines
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metallic
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 12 Jul 2011
Posts: 78
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Sat Oct 08, 2011 2:50 pm |
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Lately I've been an average Joe that needs a loan and for some reason I just can't get my transfer fees to work for moneygram and western union.
Lads usually start getting real pissed on about their 4th time to moneygram! |
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Duffy Duck
419Eater is my life
Joined: 09 Sep 2011
Posts: 413
Location: Rhymes with Duff!
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Sat Oct 08, 2011 2:55 pm |
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Yastreb wrote: |
Bad-tempered foul-mouthed Odin-worshipping photomodel; her brother in the Special Forces; her Romanian-born boyfriend; her hateful father; a priest and a priestess of Odin. |
Aah, so you are the one who have published those great scam baits over a Scamorama?
So far, I've been: Ornithologist, business founder and manager, scientific camp manager, brother in secret religious cult, old retired man, his son, and lately, highly successful hacker Mr. G0mer! |
_________________ x13
"You are the biggest fool i have ever come across in my whole wide world, i advise you to stay away from me all the days of your life. you are nothing but a poke meat." Frodo Baggins
"you are an idiot and a moron, who are you. why are you lying. saying you came to my office and could not locate me. you must be a bastard and your mother must have been a prostitute" Advocate Mark Johnson
"Let us not misunderstand, twist or put up a logic while I do not even know the exact thing you are talking" George Lawsson |
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next victim
Baiting Guru
Joined: 27 Mar 2011
Posts: 21158
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Sat Oct 08, 2011 6:55 pm |
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I tend to work a lot from my grumpy old roughneck but I am developing a younger female character and just opened an old spinster woman and a new Gman is being introduced! |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Sat Oct 08, 2011 7:18 pm |
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Dr Mike wrote: |
Church characters are always popular. |
That's my bread and butter, it's probably the best way to get into advanced baiting. For the first few stick to straight baiting, to get the hang of things. |
_________________ "Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R |
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Sat Oct 08, 2011 7:28 pm |
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Ex-Israeli spy, now deli owner who died during the bait and was resurrected. |
_________________
Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
Team Hector:Lagos-Douala,Benin-Liberia,Senegal-Gambia-Mali-Chad, Egypt ,Awka w/ Shorty
Shorty Abidjan w/ Juan
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Donate to Eater |
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TheDane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Aug 2010
Posts: 5194
Location: Meanwhile, somewhere else...
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Sat Oct 08, 2011 7:48 pm |
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Pastor Frank wrote: |
probably the best way to get into advanced baiting. |
So true. And even within a church, there are a whole gallery of characters to choose between. Try a High Inquisitor, or a Cardinal as supporting cast, for instance. Nothing better at making a lad frustrated than a "bad cop" character that causes problems, while there's nothing your main character can do about it. |
_________________ x122 x3 x2 x2 x13
Trafalgar Square 2013
Goat Milk Lad 2012-13:
Lagos-Ouagadougou-Arbinda Warri-Yaoundé
I AM A FOOL AND I AM SO DISAPPOINTED - Brother Okei AKA Goat Milk Lad
I do not wish my enemy what I have experienced and this humiliation you are putting me through - Rushforth (on behalf of Dharma & Dr Mike)
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MrViii
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 09 Sep 2011
Posts: 67
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Sat Oct 08, 2011 8:02 pm |
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Attempting to start a bait as a pirate captain which could be fun |
_________________ "i don't have time with you anymore, i thought you are PHD holder? so you can not just tell me that you don't understand what is western union all about"
"my dear,comply with Barr.Brown ok and success will be yours"
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lakeside77
A chaff in the USA
Joined: 11 Jul 2008
Posts: 2700
Location: Out there in the cold, getting lonely, getting old
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Sat Oct 08, 2011 8:28 pm |
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Carol Mitford - main character of Sinclair Lewis' Main Street. Strong, independent small town housewife.
Malcom Spofford -Dim victim-in-waiting stoner. Needs the WU transfer procedure repeatedly explained.
Jim Phelps - leader of the Impossible Mission Force from the 60s and 70s Mission Impossible TV series. I created this character to slap a lad who claimed to represent the International Monetary Fund (IMF), but kept attaching the Impossible Mission Force logo to his emails.
Kim To Duk - semi-privileged son of a third tier North Korean government official. Has never heard of Western Union.
William Claude Dukenfield - alcoholic womanizer who blacks out the afternoon he made the wire transfer. The real name of W. C. Fields.
George Metesky - Google the name. Investment banker who offers a hand to US military personnel trying to get large sums of money out of Iraq. Aggressively pushes sub-prime mortgage instruments. |
_________________ ls77
x26 x3 x2
Father Frank
I must let you know that am sick and tired of all this whole bull sheet do you know my ass is on the line - Jonh Raymund
i want to say i am very sorry for the Mother that gave Barth to you -- Jim Ovie
. . . it is disrespectful,malicious, an ILEDAN EYE,to our corporation and embarrassing to my secretary as he was messed up by your action. I thought I was assisting a true American gentleman without knowing that I am trying to help one of the most chaffs in the USA. --Dr. Leo Stan Ekeh
. . . I hate you with all my Live, you may not understand the Laval of hatred I have in you -- Dr. Lambert |
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vonpaso xlura
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2011
Posts: 13781
Location: Bertcad, Lojbanistan
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Sat Oct 08, 2011 10:19 pm |
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"And it will be buttoned." Right?
Duffy, has your ornithologist ever spotted a St. Louis Cardinal? Would he be interested in joining ВONΕR?
My main characters are an ichthyologist-fisher couple. They are usually at sea or on the bay, which makes WU/MG difficult, but they can do bank transfers over the Internet. They have a son, but he doesn't actually appear in baits. Other characters are their landlord, who is not very observant, and their lawyer. |
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unwashed
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Accra - SH Cotonou
you are a fake people so do not ever write to me again.
Am mad at you right now ... Am tired of your questions ... Am sick and tire you and your bank
Nigerian pig . go swallow a grenade idiot. Boko Haram will solve your problem idiot .
you are big fool by send a fake payment information and never you contact me again asshole .
your passgae bearing your ATM CATD ... Ant Terrorist Certificate ... legal verterbrate ... expartiate your meaning ... gets to your dwaignted address ... successful ofghw transfer |
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Nailgunner
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 May 2008
Posts: 8727
Location: ̢̝̣̳̗ͅş̱̖̹͉̬̣̖h̷̗͉̘̱͍̗ͅr͉̙̖̥͡_̛i̦̞n̷͉͈̺̪̯̹E̸͎̫̭̞̙ͅ
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Sat Oct 08, 2011 11:36 pm |
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Cute but socially inadequate women, pensioners, small boi lads, Mr Gomer, wealthy retirees, ex-patriates, and all their wierd friends.
The "supporting cast" is important because when things need to go wrong they can do it, and your main character remains shiny. Lads do much the same thing, and are not above firing a barrister or two. |
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"I still have your name tattoo on me. No woman want me because of this"
"Baster ScamBaiter like you. just leave me alone, and delete my email from you least" |
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Bort
Elite Baiter
Joined: 22 Apr 2011
Posts: 1652
Location: The land of crocodiles, drop-bears and corrupt premiers
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Sat Oct 08, 2011 11:43 pm |
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My favourites are:
Herbert Hoover: Mentally unstable, socially inept, middle-aged loser. Great fun with love lads and anti-scam scams. (The email account also often doubles as Herbert Hoover, frustratingly unhelpful Western Union/MTCN Vault employee.)
Lord Olivius Arkansas, (endlessly long list of royal titles): Eccentric, gullible and absurdly rich member of the United States royal family and the current Lord of Delaware. (Account also doubles for burnt out stoners.)
Stinky the Gangster: Surly,morbidly obese, moronic wannabe drugdealer and gangster, with some serious hygene issues. |
_________________ x25
"After the IRS approved our form i became very joyful and much expectant of the money... now i am feeling so bad about the whole thing", "I feel like crying my eyes out of it sockets" - Ozzy Warri-Lome (w/ Big X)
"GOD WILL GORGE YOU, BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW A CRIMINAL LIKE YOU", "I BELIEVE YOU ARE A DEVIL INCANATE", "I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE KIND OF HUMAN ARE YOU" - Rev Nachaat
"god will surely judge you for all you have made me gone through", "STOP PLAYING DIRTY GAMES WITH ME", "OGUN WILL KILL ALL YOU ALL" - Scott Larry Benin City-Sokoto
Leaked Emma Watson/Emily Kinney sextape |
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Agent1002
419Eater is my life
Joined: 11 Feb 2010
Posts: 442
Location: USA
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Sun Oct 09, 2011 1:23 am |
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For a Red Cross Lad, I was a donor. Got 2 piggies
For an inheritance, I was Not the relative. (current playing)
For a Diplomat a store owner dealing in fine art. Unfortunately for him, I have a contract with my own shipping and storage company. Boat will be there next week.
For a Haitian Relief lad, A parishioner at a church raising funds to help victims (Fun one. Played myself and used photos the real fund raising thermometer at church. Names changed of course) We raised $50,000 and delivered it. Was a fun bait. Funds were sent by missionary. All he had to do was show up to collect.. Small problem for him with a Lagos IP. He watched the fund grow and then get delivered. Even the delivery address was given. He didn't know other delivery plans were made.
Ex military guy from Iraq. For a lad who has part of the funds from the big cash find in Baghdad. (currently playing)
Oh, and a secret agent that might like to make some extra cash on the side.
For a Banker at an International bank, A somewhat gullible business man. Sent the money but does not trust the MCTN to email. Sent it by FAX to the real bank listed. When the fax was declared broken, called the real bank to give the MCTN securely. |
_________________ X5 2 piggies in my first batch of 4 baits.
Magic Jack phones :
you have to answer this questions because seem that you are playing with this organisation from money order to generator, please we do not like stories and playing at the moment.
Internet Security Team
Agent 1002 |
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Canadon Alfa
419Eater is my life
Joined: 20 Apr 2006
Posts: 293
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Sun Oct 09, 2011 7:05 am |
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I've been so many characters I can barely keep track of them. My baits employ a "cast of thousands" approach.
I've been:
-- An aid worker at a camp in rural Africa.
-- A Canadian importer of fine wine.
-- An ex-Green Beret military man, slightly crazy, with a criminal past.
-- A computer geek with chronic scabies who never leaves his mother's basement.
-- An Australian professional surf champion.
-- An eccentric and very rich Scotsman, also a molestor of young boys.
-- A retired insurance salesman from Florida.
-- A homicide detective from the Windhoek, Namibia police department.
-- An archaeologist salvaging the wreckage of a World War II bomber that crashed in the Libyan desert in 1942.
-- A bank teller from Minneapolis.
-- A Jim Jones style cult leader.
I have also impersonated lads on many occasions, including real-life lads from previous baits, whose names (which are always fake anyway) and contact details I've recycled into future baits. For example, if Charles Odwili was my pet on my last bait, if I need to bring in a lad character on my new bait, I'll pose as Charles Odwili and open an email account whose address is one letter different than the Charles Odwili I baited before. I do this so if I need, for example, a dolla choppa, the lad who gets chopped might someday go looking for the "real" Charles Odwili, whose contact information I have so helpfully supplied. |
_________________ "You will not end this life in a happy mode.." --Da Barrister
"I pray that the gorillas will not destroy the slip i.e. the customers copy." -- Div1ne Ok0ye
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adda717
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 28 Sep 2010
Posts: 923
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Sun Oct 09, 2011 7:24 am |
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I'm currently in the middle of a straight bait with no outlandish characteristic but I'm thinking about bringing in his lawyer friend to look over some legal documents and spice things up a bit. |
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Gimli
Baiting Guru
Joined: 28 Jan 2011
Posts: 2484
Location: Middle-Earth
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Sun Oct 09, 2011 7:35 am |
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My standard character is an elderly lady who is deaf (so no phone) and is in a wheelchair and unable to leave the house, necessitating bank transfers instead of Western Union. |
_________________ x112
Bibian: Lagos-Accra "Don't make me suffer for being good to help you."
x30 x2,196
"stupid old useless woman." - Esther
"I said don't ever ask my office to draw any bused-shit for you" - Ban Ki-Moon
"you are quite elderly fraud star" - Ali
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buried under 419 emails
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Oct 2003
Posts: 4747
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Sun Oct 09, 2011 8:02 am |
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Who have I portrayed, are lets see:
Quagmire like male
A obnoxious southern Baptist.(with anti Africa traits, not racist he just looks down on Africa )
A pre op tranny
A CIA agent
A buyer for terrorist organizations
An heir who descended from people who participated in the African slave trade, selling arms to warring African tribes and countries.
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_________________ "my dear,
you realy made me a fool which i dont expected from you" mr malambo
"Any money you send to Africa to receive your payment is at your own risk " David Mark
over 1,000 fakes deaded since Oct 2005. This is my current rampage! x6 |
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HarmlessBunny
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 29 May 2009
Posts: 546
Location: In a large cave, surrounded by bones
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Sun Oct 09, 2011 4:59 pm |
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-Member of Canadian Military. (Probably the most normal).
-Clergy from the Anglican church St.Picards (Father Jean Luc has died twice I think. One must beware of exploding altars, and accidents with candles. His assistant Miles O'Brien makes a good replacement priest.)
- Dr Henry Jones Jr, head of the archeology department in the University of Alberta.
-A violent sociopath with split personalities, one a dominatrix with an addiction to chocolate milk, and the other a sweet innocent girl who hates the sound of children's programming
-A former terrorist.
-A Japanese Business Man
-A normal North American businessman who is looking for love.
-A redneck who keeps winning the lottery.
-Another Lad, sometimes even a G0merboy!
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_________________ x 7
x 2 (Hit-lad!)
( Salif/Moustapha Ibrahim)
( Hit-Lad Ali Moses aka Gomerboy Kelvin)
x 1 (Gomerboy tat), x 1 (cooperation with Entomologist)
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Dont you thing that you are a badstard or you are using goat brain? FULLblack goat. - Salif Ibrahim
MONKEY DEY WORK BABOO DEY CHOP IF YOU LIKE CHOP EM BUT GOD WILL GET YOU ONE DAY... - Kelvin, former hitman turned Gomerboy
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