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Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jun 2011 Posts: 1066

This one's just too good to keep to myself.

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From: Awuson Awuson <[email protected]>
Subject: CONTACT US IMMEDIATELY
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IP is in Accra, Ghana.

Here's the message:

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7 STARS OF GOLDEN DEMON

WE ARE DELIGHTED TO PUBLISH TO YOU OUR SUPREME TEMPLE.7 STARS OF GOLDEN DEMON IS AN ANCIENT POWER THAT HAS EXISTED SINCE BC.THE TEMPLE HAS BEEN AMONG THE GREATEST SUPERNATURAL POWER RULING THE UNIVERSE.OUR POWER HAS BEEN MADE TO BRING PEACE AND SOLUTION TO YOUR BARRIERS AND TO GRANT YOUR DREAM,FOR YOU TO BE IN CONTROL OF YOUR DREAM AND STAR.WE HAVE COME TO DECLARE PEACE TO THE WORLD DESPITE YOUR PEDIGREE,PROBLEMS,SICKNESS,COUNTRY ETC.
WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?CONTACT US FOR WE HAVE SOLUTION TO ALL YOUR PROBLEMS AND NEED.

WE HAVE THE POWER TO COMMAND YOUR PROBLEMS AND YOU WILL NOT SEE THEM AGAIN.7 STARS OF GOLDEN DEMON HAS THE POWER AND CURE TO THESE FOLLOWING LISTED PROBLEMS BELOW

1.AIDS
2.MASTURBATION
3.DIABETES
4.IMPOTENCY
5.WITCHCRAFT ATTACK
6.BAD LUCK.
7.MARRIAGE PROBLEMS
8.ABILITY TO KNOW YOUR RIGHT HUSBAND OR WIFE
9.LEPROSY
10.BLINDNESS
11.BARRINESS ETC

WE HAVE THE CURE AND POWER TO HEAL AND TO CORRECT ALL THESE MENTIONED PROBLEMS.7 STARS OF GOLDEN DEMON HAS A VARIOUS RINGS MAINT FOR THE FOLLOWING PURPOSES.

1.RING TO COMMAND WEALTH
2.RING FOR LOVE FROM ANCIENT DAME
3.RING FOR PROTECTIONS
4.RING TO COMMAND LUCK AND GREAT OPPORTUNITY.

CONTACT US IF YOU NEED ANY OF THESE FOLLOWING RINGS FOR WE HAVE MADE IT AVAILABLE TO YOU DESPITE YOUR DESTINATION AND COUNTRY.
7 STARS OF GOLDEN DEMON IS A SPIRITUAL TEMPLE MAINT TO SECURE LIVES AND BRING PEACE TO THEM.YOU ARE FREE TO BE A MEMBER OF 7 STARS OF GOLDEN DEMON HOW?JUST EMAIL US AND TELL US YOUR INTEREST WE SHALL SEND OUR MEMBERSHIP FORM FOR YOU TO FILL.

FEEL FREE TO CONTACT US FOR WE ARE AVAILABLE TO ASSIST YOU IN EVERY AREA OF YOUR PROBLEMS,WE ARE THE SOLUTION TO YOUR PROBLEMS.

CONTACT US IMMEDIATELY WITH OUR DETAILS
[email protected]
PHONE... 00221773535417
ADDRESS.. NO 7/8 RUE ASSALINE SAINT LOUISE SENEGAL.
NAME OF THE SPIRITUAL TEMPLE MASTER.... MUHAMED SHAKARAT

Like I said, too good to keep to myself.

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 12:54 am

Thanks for that, help for me at last.
I especially have problems with No's 2,5 and 10

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jun 2011 Posts: 1066

Well, I've heard that number 2 causes number 10. As, for number 5, perhaps it caused number 2.

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:41 am

Esox lucius wrote:

Thanks for that, help for me at last.
I especially have problems with No's 2,5 and 10

Don't you know? Number 2 makes you go 10 Wink

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 6:22 am

I've written to Mr Shake-a-Rat as I have a rather peculiar problem...

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Dear Mr Shakearat

Thanks for your most timely email.

I was wonder if you could help me with a problem I have. You see it seems like my fire has gone out. I tried to breathe on one of those pesky questing knights the other day and all that came out was a load of smoke and steam. It was really embarrassing and I felt like a right berk I can tell you. In the end I had to hit him with my tail.

Can your 7 Stars of Golden Demon fix that, I think it comes under your "Bad Luck" category?

Thanks

Gorwen the Dragon

PS: Can it make my willy bigger too?

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 10:41 am

So good ..

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Three Rings for the Mugus under the sky,
Seven for the Barristars in their halls of stone,
Nine for Hit lad victims doomed to die,
One for the Maga on his dark throne
In the Land of 419-eater where the Shadows lie.
One Ring for ancient dame, One Ring to protect them,
One Ring to cure your piles and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of 419-eater where the Shadows lie.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 24 Feb 2011 Posts: 15

can someone please explain what barriness means?
or is it a result of de-education?

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 23 Mar 2006 Posts: 669

The lad using the Seven Stars email address was one of the few who have replied to a mass insult I sent yesterday. Let's just say he was not very nice, and even applied a nice HUGE red bold all-caps font to his message.

So be careful with this one. He means business.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

I'm thinking it's about the inability to reproduce. Just a poor way of spelling it! The gods weren't with him when he wrote that script!

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 3:39 pm

MUGU, GO AND LOOK FOR UR MAMA SHE DE HERE WITH ME, I DE F*CK AM EVERY DAY HAHAHAHHAHA

A Google search led me here after receiving this reply to one of my insults.

@Ben Franklin-same one?

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 23 Mar 2006 Posts: 669

Fatter, yeah, and man that's so disappointing. I was hoping that the custom giant red font was special just for me.

I guess I'll have to taunt him a second time.

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:54 pm

Semmeknedl wrote:

can someone please explain what barriness means?
or is it a result of de-education?

He means 'barren' or a woman unable to conceive a child.

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:58 pm

Hey guess what, they can cure my fire issues:

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HELLO,
THANKS FOR CONTACTING US.WE WISH TO INFORM YOU THAT WE WILL BE HAPPY TO KNOW THE MAJOR REASONS YOU CONTACTED US SO THAT WE WILL KNOW HOW TO PLACE OUR ATTENTION IN YOU.WE WANT TO KNOW YOUR PROBLEMS OR YOU WANT TO BE OUR MEMBER? 7 STARS OF GOLDEN DEMON ACCEPT MEMBERS WHO ARE READY AND STRONG IN MIND AND WHO CAN KEEP THE SECRET OF THE SUPREME TEMPLE.WE HIGHLY WANT YOU TO EXPRESS OPENLY YOUR REASONS WHY YOU SEEK OUR ATTENTIONS THEN IF YOUR REASONS IS ACCEPTED BY OUR SUPREME TEMPLE WE WILL GET BACK TO YOU WITHIN 5 HOURS.
REMEMBER WE ARE HERE TO SOLVE YOUR PROBLEMS ,TELL US WHY YOU ARE SEEKING FOR US AND EXPRESS OPENLY YOUR MIND,DO YOU WANT TO BE OUR STRONG MEMBER?OR DO YOU NEED OUR HELP JUST TO HELP YOU SOLVE YOUR PROBLEMS?REPLY US IMMEDIATELY OR CALL OUR SUPREME TEMPLE HEAD DIRECTLY WITH HIS PHONE NUMBER 00221773535417.
THANKS FOR YOUR KIND ATTENTION

No word on the willy issue mind. Maybe that's what they meant by "strong member" Laughing

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 5:11 pm

^

Sill writing to me in large red script, apparently my problems are down to "Marine World Witchcraft" Confused

but they will pray for me for 5 days and I will get a gold ring Shocked

before being invited to join them.

Also nice photos of a temple in Delhi and a hammock on a beach

Ongoing so just the basic details so far..............

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2011 8:51 pm

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2.RING FOR LOVE FROM ANCIENT DAME

I prefer my women young. Don't need no grandma lovin'.
And a cure for masturbation? The level of this evil....is unthinkable.

Jokes aside, maybe I'll take this one, since it seems I can really let my imagination fly with this type of scam.

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jun 2011 Posts: 1066

This guy is insisting that I go to WU or MG despite the fact that I've told him that the nearest MG is 6 hours away while my bank is right down the street from me. I guess someone's met Alan before.

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 12:20 am

^

After some usual bullshit from me I just got a bank account off him (in Senegal & looks legit).

I think he might be meeting Alan again Wink

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jun 2011 Posts: 1066

^^^ Good to know. I'll just stick to my story.

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jun 2011 Posts: 1066

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 1:23 am

I have asked him for help. He will hate me. I hope. Siam! I knew you'd be in here if there is a rude lad to be pranked Very Happy

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Dear Sir

I received your mail today and I hope you can help me.

My masturbation habit has reached terrible proportions. It is beginning to affect my health. Yesterday I power-wanked my right arm into an aching pain jelly, and it hasn't worked well since. I've tried rubbing one out with the left but it's a poor substitute, the ugly sister of the two, if you will. Will your golden demon medicine help my performance improve or fix my arm again? You'd better send some quick, I cannot walk straight. If you really can't help please let me know and I'll wedge a jar of seedless jam between the sofa cushions for the time being.

Regards

james

Highlight for NSFW.

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 1:59 am

^^^
Hahahahahahaha! Laughing

here · Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 8:39 am

@ nailgunner clapping

if you were hardcore it would be seeded jam I think?

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jun 2011 Posts: 1066

Oink oink. Persistence pays off.

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WE SHALL PROCEED ON THE 5 DAYS SPIRITUAL SANCTIFICATION AS SOON AS WE CONFIRMED YOUR PAYMENT DETAILS TOMORROW.
MAKE THE PAYMENT WITH OUR HEAD TEMPLE DETAILS.

NAME..MOMODU SEFIATU.
BANK NAME..ECOBANK SENEGAL.
ADDRESS.8 AVLS SENEGAL BP 9095 CD.
SWIFT.. ECOCSNDA .
CODE IBAN...K 0094010.
ACCOUNT NO..2202811340601790

AS SOON AS WE CONFIRMED THE PAYMENT WE SHALL BUY THE SPIRITUAL ITEMS AND COMMENCE OUR WORK.
PEACE.

Off to Alan you go.

here · Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 11:13 pm

^^^^
good work & congrats

the 2 you have WILL breed fast

FWIW my record is a piggie on the 3rd email and my sandtimer lad has coughed 6 so far - sometimes life is sweet Cool

other times it's a bitch

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jun 2011 Posts: 1066

Quote:

the 2 you have WILL breed fast

Unless they're threatened by witchcraft attack which would leave them under the curse of masturbation. In which case, they won't be multiplying anytime soon.