Clean keyboard in dishwasher? Experiment in progress.

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Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2011 12:21 am

I have always wanted to be 'sorted out' by the mods. Will it be all of you or just a select few? Razz

<strike>And what have I been spamming up now? I so rarely post in GC anymore but I did post in here twice today (I think) so I suppose that is spamming.</strike>

ETA: OIC. I spammed by posting the link. Duh. I am so slow. Embarassed

Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2011 12:25 am

DoraTheExplorer wrote:

^^^ Like these? http://store.sealshield.com/all-products-c8.aspx

Link-spamming. It's so obvious that you are working for sealshield and couldnt wait to quash PF's dreams of wealth and fame. You signed up almost three years ago and waited for the right moment to drop your spam link.

I have to give you credit though, that is some serious stealth-spamming. Laughing

Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2011 12:35 am

^^^ You caught me. And I was trying to be so clever. You mods didn't just sit around in big chairs, fondling your ammo, drinking all day, do you?

<strike>I shall report to the mod lounge for my penance promptly.</strike> Oh that was only for NN. Embarassed

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

jose_cuervo wrote:

It's so obvious that you are working for sealshield and couldnt wait to quash PF's dreams

Dora's scheme was well planned and executed. Reminds me of this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpNPw4H6_tU

Non-90's Seinfeld watchers won't get the reference, sorry.

Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2011 6:41 am

Wait a second, sealshield just makes watertight gizmos at prices only a lunatic would pay. PF's still got a shot at patenting his keyboard washing machine (at prices only more lunatics would pay).
Apologies to any lunatics I've hurt..

Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2011 10:28 am

^^ already patented, you will get a visit from my lawyers for mentioning it

Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2011 1:53 pm

Pastor Frank wrote:

You wouldn't believe the silly little experiments I perform.

Oh yes I would, you no-life bastard.

Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2011 7:02 am

You might still have a chance PF.
I notice that sealshield don't do DVORAK or AZERTY versions.

Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2011 9:54 pm

Pastor Frank wrote:

Has anyone actually tried it? The Internets provide many varying opinions.

I have an old one that the teenage boys have declared DOA and has been replaced with a new one. The old one is filled with a primordial soup that I can't even begin to describe.

It's headed to a landfill so I figure what the hell.

I just convinced myself, I'm chucking it in using the median of all the website advice I read. I'll report the results.

I've never tried a keyboard, but I once had a rather expensive Sun workstation which had slots at the back (like PCI, but they were not). This was in the garage, and some mice decided to use it as a toilet. Needless to say the unit did not work. I finally stripped the motherboard out, and put that in the bath, and much to my delight, the Sun was then working again.

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