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Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 11:00 am

I was going to put this into surplus but it was too funny. I'm sure the Met would be quite interested in this guys foolery. Feel free to bash him on the head with a truncheon lads, nobodies looking Wink

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METROPOLITAN POLICE HEADQUARTERS
Scotland Yard
8-10 Broadway, London SW1H 0BG,
United Kingdom.
TEL: +44-703-590-5171
FAX: +44-703-590-5272

Mr Peter Obi
Position: Director of Information,
Metropolitan Police, Scotland Yard.
Email: [email protected]

SECOND BATCH PAYMENT SCHEDULE

Attn:Beneficiary

We are pleased to inform you that the Second Batch Payment Schedule Approval Committee recently inaugurated by the International Banks for reconciliation and development (World Bank) and the International Monetary Fund (IMF) based on series of petitions received from International bodies such as cooperate bodies and Non Governmental Organization (NGO) on the inability of most Government of different Countries in the world, Commercial Banks, Probate Offices and World Lottery Organization to settle their Clients Contract Debt, Inheritance and Winning Prize Fund.

After an extensive close door meeting between the boards of directors, it was resolved and agreed upon, that this body; the Second Batch Payment Schedule Approval Committee, comprised of selected intelligence officers from the Metropolitan Police, EFCC and FBI will work extensively to ensure that your Unclaimed Funds will be paid to you without any hitch and delay through the World Bank and IMF Insurance Body as agreed.

The total sum of $3,985,000.00 (Three Million Nine Hundred and Eighty-Five Thousand US Dollars) as initial payment has been endorsed and approved for payment to you. Being the second batch of payment issued to various individuals, Companies, and Organizations, we will delight in following the procedures in the course of payment for our first batch receivers. To safe-guard enlisted/qualified Clients/Beneficiaries from further extortion of unnecessary payments of any kind whatsoever, we have appointed, accredited and endorsed an attorney to work under our care in this regards, he is a well known activist, a human rights lawyer and knowledgeable in various fields.

Be informed that your payment will come in either of the forms below:

CERTIFIED BANK DRAFT
This payment order will be in a Certified Bank Draft in that amount and can be repurchased from any bank in the world. This means is advised for those who can handle and manage such huge sums of money.

ATM VISA/MASTER CARD
This payment order will be in an ATM Visa or Master Card in that amount programmed to dispense a maximum of $5000.00USD for each use and can be used for a maximum of 4 times in a day after each 6 hours hence it can dispense a total of $24,000.00USD in a day.

Instructions have been given to the endorsed paying bank in Nigeria to issue either a Certified Bank Draft or an ATM Visa/Master Card in that amount in your favor upon your receipt of your option.

The reason why we have used Nigeria as the claims center is because of the reduced tendency and involvement of the Nigerian Government in the sponsorship of terrorism related activities and the stability of the Country despite the fact that there are some bad eggs which are also seen in other countries in the World.

We advice that you establish contact with our attorney, a human rights lawyer who will render free legal services to all beneficiaries who have been listed on our second batch payment schedule. In other words, the body will take care of his flight fees, service charges and other contingencies throughout his one month stay in Nigeria until we confirm that you have received and confirmed your payments, Hence he requires no fee or charges from you the beneficiary to ensure that you are on the right track to receive your funds without being misled apart from the official delivery charges which is to be paid to the delivery company for the delivery of your parcel. He is very much conversant with the delivery and all international law and will perfectly guide you through under our supervision.

DHL DELIVERY RATE

By Speed Post - $95.00USD
Estimated Time of Arrival (ETI) = Maximum of 48 hours after shipment

Universal Courier Delivery - $65.00USD
Estimated Time of Arrival (ETI) = 3 days.

The only fee you will have to pay is either $95.00USD (For Speed Post) or $65.00USD (For Universal Courier Express Delivery).

You are to reconfirm to the courier service Mr Johnson David the following details of yours as listed below:

Choose from the two option listed above and make the Payment through western union money transfer to Mr Johnson David

RECEIVER NAME : EMMA IKE
ADDRESS : LAGOS NIGERIA
TEXT QUESTION : A
ANSWER : B
AMOUNT : $95 OR $65
SEND MTCN NUMBER : ........................

RECONFIRM THE YOUR PERSONAL INFORMATION
Full Name:
Current/Valid Residential Address:
Nominated Delivery Address:
Age:
Sex:
Occupation:
Country:
Home Cell Number:
Direct Mobile Number:
Scan Copy of your Identification (OPTIONAL)

You are also to indicate the means of delivery you want between the two listed above and the amount you sent.

Also note that either $95USD or $65.00USD is what it will cost to get your parcel to your nominated delivery address and that is the only fee you will ever have to pay.

You can email the courier service at:
Name: Mr Johnson David
Email:[email protected]
TEL: +234-703-785-0659

Make sure that you call him immediately on the number above to notify him that you got the email and have responded to the email to enable him check his email and pickup the payment you sent and give you tracking number of your package.

Congratulations.
Yours faithfully,
Mr Peter Obi
Director of Information,
Metropolitan Police, Scotland Yard.
Tel: [email protected]
TEL: +44-703-590-5171
FAX: +44-703-590-5272

Warning: This is only meant for beneficiaries whose names are listed as second batch receivers in this payment schedule, we will not entertain another person coming forward for claim of the fund meant for another in this payment schedule unless there is a valid power of attorney presented, You are also advised not to reply to this email if you have received your funds in the past as this email is specifically meant for those who have not yet gotten their prize funds within the past 5-7 years. You will be prosecuted

Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 12:37 pm

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The reason why we have used Nigeria as the claims center is because of the reduced tendency and involvement of the Nigerian Government in the sponsorship of terrorism related activities and the stability of the Country despite the fact that there are some bad eggs which are also seen in other countries in the World.

Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 1:41 pm

Yes I think the guy must have had a good drink from the bullshit barrel when he came up with this Smile

I was tickled about the bad eggs ..