Too much info from lad ( but funny none the less)

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Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 5:39 pm

Got this from a lad today, i was highly amused by the content, im trying to get some pictures of him doing somat stupid but atleast we can all revel in his pain for a while. (please note i didnt ask him to do this)

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Thank you very very much for understanding me, I thank you again and do appreciate that my emails prove and show truely who I'm. Just believe in me please. I send my regards to dear pastor and ask the good lord to bless you more. I'm sorry to say this it's private but I was circumcised and I'm under alot of pains because the wound is still fresh, I can't wear jeans to move, but trust that I respect you and I pray for you. I'ma kind hearted young man, very gentle and loving and above all good wisher. Your help will make me great and you will never regret, I also promise to ou that you will see more blessings powering, please trust me.

I have sent to you another full real photo of mine and a scanned copy of my passport for you to believe that it's really me, it's me and I once again thank you a million times. I promise that when I get to the academy, you will be very happy if I send to you photos when I'm sitted in the air craft cockpit or when I'm flying up in clouds. I have suffered so much and I have come a long way but I have always been so patient until this moment, that's why your my only trust and I mean it. I promise that when I become great or very rich in future, it will please you to hear my name, all is because of your love, sacrifice and and efforts to the best of my knowledge. Truth is always shown on some ones face, because I highly believe that looking at some one can tell a very long story and understanding, so I thank you so much for being a good sumaritan. Remember that, what you do to others, shall also be done to you.

Finallally please post the check through the email service, the very email address that I'm using and indeed thank you very very much. I know it has been a very big sacrifice but where you have removed, then it shall be multiplied the more. God bless you and I'm very happy to hear from you again.
Best regards,

i should be able to keep this guy going a while, maybe a few sexy pictures is what he needs to take his mind off his problem Twisted Evil

Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 5:54 pm

What, he can't wear a skirt during the healing process???

Oh, you could go the sympathetic route with him, tell him your religion requires his "wound" be cleansed with apple juice, symbolizing the apple that was tempted to Eve... wonder how the acid will feel Twisted Evil

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 23 Mar 2006 Posts: 669

I seem to recall reading in a past edition of Dr. Gomer's Sexual Health Digest that adult circumcision heals fastest during full arousal because of the increased blood circulation. The article also stated that it was best to remain naked during the healing process, though one could wear a kilt or loose-fitting skirt if necessary. Whichever garment (or lack thereof) is selected, fresh air is highly recommended, so relaxing in a park or other public place was encouraged.

Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 6:00 pm

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but I was circumcised and I'm under alot of pains

Now if you could get a photo of that..... Laughing

That would be a Trophy.... Wink

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2003 Posts: 4747

Scand copy of his passport? How dare he endanger people like that!

100 jumping jacks as a penance, then he must go to church to pray pants or not,

Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 6:56 pm

This lad seems pretty dim, hes just sending me stuff almost no questions asked. Im trying for some trophy pics, im not sure if a wanna see his chopped up cock so much tho hahaha, although yeah would be a great trophy, i think Confused

419Eater is my life Joined: 08 Apr 2009 Posts: 375

Yes! Demand photo evidence of the circumcision!

Does Hallmark sell, "Get Well Circumcision" cards?

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

Can someone mark this NOT SAFE FOR LUNCH/WORK before I drop this pic in here?

I'll edit the pic back to this post but it is nasty looking!

ETA: Just go to dertrat at Photobucket and look at the picture. No need to corrupt this thread!

http://i1121.photobucket.com/albums/l509/dertrat/cut.jpg

Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 9:07 pm

Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 9:35 pm

Was he circumcised or did he get a sex change !!

Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 9:41 pm

well this lad just keeps getting stranger, im sure he should be on medication!!! he's just sent me his favourite kenny rogers song from youtube !!??

and his emails are just going weird, its fantastic !!!!

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'm very happy for your mail, thank you very much. You see I'm really
very happy to associate with a genius like you. Well,I have not
written any books but in a short time to come! I want to write a book
about a very interesting story "The lost boy in the jungle" a family
that goes out for camping in a wide dangerous jungle, but un
fortunately the only son gets lost when he walks away for fan to
bring dry woods for making fire. And two, I also promise that after
becoming an expert in aviation I will write a guiding book for all
flying students called "How to become a professional pilot" yes,
indeed I look forward to being great and providing good services for
the world as well. I also have a very good idea of a social network
that I will set up in future, called "Sky Angel" I planned it since I
was still at high school for about one and a half year. It will be
very good because it will provide so many services but basically
academics. I think you can see how inspired a young 22 aged man is?
But to do all that, I have to first study and get to my dream as a
professional, then the rest will be food on plate. They say that the
journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step, and I thank you
so so much because you decorated my life and because of you, I'm to
be a very grateful and useful professional. Thank you so much for
reading my mail and stay blessed. My regards, Gabriel

and

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Thank you very much for your efforts and care about my future, I promise that God will reward you more and more. Thank you also for your prayers because they help a lot but, I will get better with time. It's very fine about the first check and I will keep waiting because I trust you so much.
Well, I'm not very good about reading news papers and the habbit grow up in me although I'm good at reading big volumes of books. This is
because I grew up hearing most people saw that Uganda's news papers are full of corruption stories, emblezzlement of funds and people who do abnormal things to others like mothers burning their own chidren, kids who have been sacrificed by their own biologigal parents and so on...and that's why I don't want news papers here,but I used to read some papers from Dubai and Iliked them because they flow in order are very interesting even just for some one passing time, but a friend who used to read them left me along time back and went to another destination. Any way, thanks for every good work done especially for your kind heart. May the good lord continue to blessyour church, family, friends, relatives, and all those you love. You know I have always loved this great video about Kenny rogers called the gambler and I would like you to listen to this wonderful song and relax, I going to
email it to you. Cheers, My best regards,
MUGABI GABRIEL

im gonna try and get him to upload a video of him singing some kenny rogers as its his fave artist, any requests peeps??

Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 9:45 pm

Wow he is certainly an odd one!

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

Seamless wrote:

Was he circumcised or did he get a sex change !!

Trust me you do not want to know how dummy ended up in that position!

Do a search for "safety pin masturbation" , you will find this pic!

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

lord goldblade wrote:

im gonna try and get him to upload a video of him singing some kenny rogers as its his fave artist, any requests peeps??

Islands in the stream! Both parts.

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jun 2011 Posts: 1066

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im gonna try and get him to upload a video of him singing some kenny rogers as its his fave artist, any requests peeps??

I was gonna say Islands in the Stream but since I've been ninjaed I'll go with The Gambler. Very Happy

Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2011 1:44 pm

Kenny Rogers is his fave???

Then maybe since your lad has had some surgery you could get him to do another surgery just like his fave has had done a few years ago --- to suspend his eyelids. (Rogers now regrets it.)

Requests?

Ruby, Don't Take Your Love to Town I don't think the lad will be taking his "love" to town anytime soon.! Laughing

Crazy

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

The coward of the county and the Gambler are 2 more.

Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2011 3:08 pm

Can you get him to sing I'm a rhinestone cowboy with a rhinestone in his circumsised knob. I want something good for youtube Smile

Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2011 5:16 pm

Apparently he is gonna buy a camera and record a video to keep my character happy, her church is going to get burgled soon along with laddos first "payment" so sad times are coming. Ill post links as/if i get them

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2003 Posts: 4747

Kenny Rogers? how about, Lucille?

Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2011 7:29 pm

wowwow wrote:

Can you get him to sing I'm a rhinestone cowboy

He probably doesn't know Glen Campbell's songs (Rhinestone Cowboy) since Rogers is his fave.

Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 2:21 am

Here's Kenny's LP discography.

http://allmusic.com/artist/kenny-rogers-p93355/discography/main

Maybe something obscure? Make laddo work for his YouTube moment! Wink

Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 6:22 am

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He probably doesn't know Glen Campbell's songs (Rhinestone Cowboy) since Rogers is his fave.

I'm sure he has a 'Country Legends' compilation somewhere Smile

Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 6:53 am

I'd like to know how you managed to talk him into getting the "nip & tuck".

Great work, leaves tats for dead....

Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 7:26 am

^^^^ alas i didnt get him to do it, he just decided to inform me of it, i just thought id share his pain with the boards.

However it does make me think for future baits it could be a fun goal lol.

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