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TheLovelyJill
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Jan 2009
Posts: 966
Location: Viewing astroturf at a cracking owl sanctuary
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Sat Sep 24, 2011 7:41 am |
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I have been baiting Ru55ell C00k on and off for a while and he was the reason for my latest "trip" to Madrid to "meet" the spanish bank. He got back in touch and I replied. This is his reason for the silence:
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DEAR MISS LYN3TTE,
THANX FOR YOUR E-MAIL. I AM GLAD TO HEAR FROM YOU.I HAVE MY CAR BROKEN DOWN AND IT TOOK ME FOREVER TO TOWED TO A GARAGE.ON THURSDAY THE WRONG PARTS WERE SENT FOR THE REPAIR TO THE TRANSMISSION AND THEY HAD TO CANNIBALIZE ANOTHER CAR TO FIX IT TODAY. IT WAS A CRAZY SITUATION FOR ME.
THIS IS A VERY BUSY WEEK FOR ME SO I WILL WAIT FOR YOUR E-MAIL AND RESPOND TO BOTH. PATIENCE HAS ALWAYS BEEN A VIRTUE OF MINE, SO TAKE ALL THE TIME YOU NEED. WHEN I WAS IN THE PRINTING BUSINESS, WE HAD A SAYING; "THERE IS ALWAYS PLENTY OF TIME TO DO THE RUSH JOB YOU SCREWED UP OVER AGAIN, AND GET IT RIGHT THIS TIME". TIMETABLES ARE FOR TRAINS, NOT PEOPLE. DO WHAT YOU NEED TO AT YOUR OWN PACE AND LET ME KNOW WHAT TO DO ABOUT IT.
I WAIT TO RECEIVE YOUR ADVICE AS REGARDS TO CONSIGNMENT DUE YOU HOLDING BY THE WESTFALIA SECURITY COMPANY.
RIGHT NOW ALL I WANT IS SLEEP AND GET SOME REST TILL HEAR FROM YOU TOMORROW. ALAWYS AT YOUR SERVICES
REGARDS, |
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FUCK YOU LYN3TTE OR WHOEVER. ASSHOLE - A Cole
You are a useless woman. Please go to hell where you belong - THE EUROPEAN UNION
She has been waiting [at the airport] for you for hours and is very afraid - Edw4rd C0le's Madrid lad.
Your father was a coward and your mother a fagot - Barr G0ldsmith
You be jail soon let wait and see........ P0ntus
I no longer want to involve you in this transaction since I am beginning to see your cunny part.
i wasn't fucking gay until i married you - MM
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 - Mr Ayo - Lagos-Porto-Novo (probably x3) "You lier. I will not for-give Because you waste my money. you lier."
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buried under 419 emails
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Oct 2003
Posts: 4747
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Sat Sep 24, 2011 8:08 am |
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Car problems??
He fails to mention the car problems are related to being chased by the police. Also sometimes you just can't siphon enough gas. |
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you realy made me a fool which i dont expected from you" mr malambo
"Any money you send to Africa to receive your payment is at your own risk " David Mark
over 1,000 fakes deaded since Oct 2005. This is my current rampage!  x6  |
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Herrmann
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 28 Feb 2008
Posts: 70
Location: Whotown, in the middle of a snow flake
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Sat Sep 24, 2011 12:50 pm |
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THEY HAD TO CANNIBALIZE ANOTHER CAR <----  |
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Herrmann
5  x4  ... lost count already ...  x2
Due to the recent budget cuts, the cost of electricity, gas and oil as well as current economic conditions, 'The Light at the end of the tunnel' has been turned off. - we apologise for the inconvenience |
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Cosette_24601
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 29 Aug 2010
Posts: 83
Location: With Marius, of course!
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Sat Sep 24, 2011 6:35 pm |
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Personally I love his printing business saying. I think I will use that when bosses tell me to hurry up and get my work done. |
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"even a deaf and dump use phone...All of this sound so barbaric" - Advocate Molla |
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