Has this Lad grovelled enough?

By joining our community you will have the ability to post topics and access other forums reserved for members. Registration is quick, simple and absolutely free. Join our community today by clicking here.

Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 10:26 am

Quote:

u are thhe only hope i ahve in my life i beg
pls
pls
i promise it will not happen again i belive u
pls help i beg u
pls
forgive me
are u there
pls
are u there
hello
pls i am begibg u pls forgive
i am not fine
pls
hello pls
if dont talk to me i can sleep pls
i beg u please forgive me
pls
pls talk to me
pls talk to me pls
my temprature is very hot now pls
i big u pls for give me
pls for give me u know i do not understand msot of your english
i dont know how i will expalinthis
pls forgive me
i beg
pls
pls talk give offline or call me when you come online pls
pls get back to me
pls for give find a place in your heart to forgive me
i promise this will not happen again

Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 11:49 am

All that and without mentioning the word "sorry". Pathetic.

He will have to rephrase himself.

Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 1:10 pm

Wow. What happened to bring this on?

Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 7:36 pm

Bort wrote:

Wow. What happened to bring this on?

Sounds like he came home at 5am with lipstick on his collar..
I admire members who can get a grovel. A grovel in a hovel is nothing to sneeze at

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 23 Mar 2006 Posts: 669

You need to come up with a meaning for, "pls" that is not the word "please". Something very offensive. And then unleash some serious slappage on the lad for constantly insulting you with the "pls" acronym.

Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 7:50 pm

Benjamin_Franklin wrote:

You need to come up with a meaning for, "pls" that is not the word "please". Something very offensive. And then unless some serious slappage on the lad for constantly insulting you with the "pls" acronym.

yes - tell him you understand 'pls' to refer to a south american cartoon character called pls who can lick his own eyebrows - and you resent being likened to him

Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 8:00 pm

I love that - it is always a good sign if the lads feel the need to say sorry Twisted Evil

I am sure he has a good reason Wink

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNyA8vN3JZc&feature=related

Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 8:17 pm

Is this the same one that promised you a Landrover, Yastreb? Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 8:55 pm

"Is this the same one that promised you a Landrover, Yastreb? Twisted Evil"

A Landrover? Oh man, all I ever got promised was a steenkin' Kia. Crying or Very sad

I told the lad that in my country only girly-men drive Kias and could I please have a Ferrari instead. That was the last I heard from him.

Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 8:59 pm

^^^

Were you Mustapha Beemah at the time ?

Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 9:04 pm

Who, me? No, I've only ever been David Bone (you know, as in "Bringing Up Baby"). Judging by how I'm being ignored lately, I think it may be time to become someone new though.

Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 9:26 pm

^^ I am using Philip McAvity (well, his name),but you can borrow Benjamin Doone if you like or even Eileen Dover

Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 9:31 pm

This Lad is a standard orphan-with-a-trunkbox-needing-beneficiary who doesn't like it when things don't move quickly. Mal lost his temper with the Lad's endless whining and decided to end the business; thus triggering the grovel.

Landrover guy is a separate matter - more to follow there!

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 6:05 am

*sings* Sorry seems to be the hardest word ... I hate grovelling lads.

Quote:

i big u pls for give me

Phew, I thought he wanted a big piss for a minute there ..

Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2011 2:59 am

Yastreb wrote

Quote:

Landrover guy is a separate matter - more to follow there!

Make sure it has the right livery...........

Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2011 1:33 pm

In answer to the original question: "NO". Make him grovel some more.

Bruin

Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2011 1:38 pm

Maybe we should get the Official Groveler in here to make a groveling decision? Hey, dwatina where are you when we need a groveling decision?

Official Groveller

Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2011 2:00 pm

As the Official Groveler, I say "Make him grovel until he can't grovel anymore."

Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2011 3:18 pm

Lads can ever grovel enough Evil or Very Mad

. Besides, he's only begging because he thinks you are about to walk away from him.

About time he got the clubbing to end all clubbings. Nothing like a lad quivering like a very unset jelly (or jello in the US). Your clubbings are especially well done too.

Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2011 10:10 am

Well, things went a little differently tonight:

Lad: hi
Lad: good evening
Lad: are u there
Lad: hello
Mal: Yes, I'm here.
Lad: how are u doing i hope all is well
Mal: I'm fine.
Lad: i was very worried there was no responds from u
Mal: There was no need for one.
Lad: why
Lad: ?
Lad: d way u sound is like u are still upset with me
Mal: You have no idea how much you pissed me off.
Lad: but i beg for forgiveness
Mal: Yes, I know. That was even worse.
Mal: I don't like grovellers.
Lad: so tel me what do u want me to do to make u forget what happen
Mal: Oh, I'll never forget it.
Mal: Believe you me, I can never forget how you insulted me.
Lad: in life some body can change some body life
Lad: and i have i beg u and i also promise to change from the way i behva to u
Lad: if i am in ur position i we also do so but u need to forgive and forget
Lad: talking to u i have learn some good things from you
Lad: how to respect
Mal: Forgive, perhaps. Forget, never.
Lad: and how to talk
Lad: that means chating u are not ok with it
Lad: sinnce u are not happy with me
Lad: pls tell me what to do to make u forgive me
Lad: even God almight forgive
Lad: is children when they pray for that
Mal: Remember that I have no religion.
Lad: but i belive in jesus
Lad: pls try and have a religion is very good
Lad: it will help strong in sprirt
Mal: I've seen too much that's bad to believe what they told me in Sunday School.
Lad: tell me
Lad: u can say u dont have a religion becus whta some body did a say
Mal: Sorry, what?
Lad: belive in God is between you and him
Mal: Your point being?
Lad: so pls tell me what did they tell u in subday school
Mal: All about God's love and mercy for the world and now faith does miracles and moves mountains; the baby Jesus and the bliss of true belief.
Lad: belief
Lad: every thing u ask of God he will asnwer u
Mal: That's just wrong.
Lad: is not wrong
Lad: belief or not God is the owner of ur life
Mal: Come on! Do you seriously think that every prayer is answered?
Lad: he can take ur life any time and he can also give u life too
Lad: yes if only u have faith and wait
Lad: God time is the best
Mal: Tell that to the men I saw screaming when they had their limbs and testes blown off. Tell that to the women and children mired in blood. There is no God.
Lad: there is God
Lad: many thing happen every day in the wrold
Lad: killing stilling etc
Lad: so many
Mal: Good and bad. Nature moves in its ways and we move in ours.
Mal: There is no fate but what we make.
Lad: but blive in God he will help u
Lad: any thing u ask he will give u
Lad: big or small
Mal: THERE IS NO GOD.
Lad: there is pls
Mal: That's what I believe.
Lad: are u from a christan home
Lad: i think u need deliverances
Mal: Yes, not that it matters.
Mal: And I don't.
Lad: it matters pls
Mal: Not to me.
Lad: u need prayers so that the sprirt of God will rst up on u
Mal: I don''t need your prayers.
Lad: ok
Lad: but u need jesus in your life
Mal: No I don't.
Lad: that is why is very hard for u to forgive
Lad: and is not good
Mal: Bollocks.
Lad: what is bollocks
Lad: u use big word on me
Mal: A term of derision.
Lad: ok
Lad: the way i am now i am very happy
Mal: O RLY?
Lad: even if u forgive or not
Mal: Wait.
Lad: becus u make understand so many thigs in life
Lad: ty u for that
Lad: i will aways remmber u and pray for
Lad: for God to give more long life and pace and also give u the power strenth for u to belief him
Lad: 1 thing i belive in my life thing happen for good to know ur mistake in life.
Lad: you make cool now and have respect to every bodu around me
Lad: i respect you alot
Lad: even things do not work out according to way i was expecting i still thank God and belive 1 day my life will change for good
Lad: and any thing i will do u can still advise me and give me direction.
Lad: hello
Lad: are u there?
Lad: hello
Mal: I'm going to have my dinner now.
Lad: ok i will be going to church
Lad: if only the the church van comes around to pick memmbers from my location
Lad: talk to u later
Lad: have a nice dinner and God bless u.
Mal: Be safe.
Lad: tanx,

Maybe he needs to rethink his devotion to religion...

Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2011 2:45 pm

o.O he seems quite zealous. He seeks to convert you, Yastreb. I think this requires a dolla chop!

Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2011 1:33 pm

This Lad seems to put religion about money!

Lad: hi
Mal: Good evening.
Lad: evening
Lad: how are u doing
Mal: Fine.
Mal: I assume that you're here for a reason.
Lad: hello
Mal: Well?
Lad: can i ask u some thing
Lad: are u there
Mal: Go ahead.
Lad: pls i want u to try and go on with company so that the consignment can be ship to u.
Lad: i called dr.koffi that you will conact him soon
Lad: so he still waiting .
Mal: That's a mighty big assumption.
Mal: Don't you agree?
Mal: Don't you?
Mal: Well?
Lad: i do not understand ur english
Mal: You're taking a lot for granted.
Mal: Is that any clearer?
Lad: u know understand big english
Lad: pls break it down for my understanding pls
Mal: You seem to think that I will call Dr Koffi just because you say I will.
Lad: no
Lad: i only told i will becus i dont him to stop the buisness
Mal: O RLY?
Lad: yes
Lad: so pls i want to help
Lad: so that the box can be ship to u
Mal: OK, there is a condition to this.
Lad: ok what is the condition
Mal: You have to renounce all religion.
Mal: And you have to do it formally.
Lad: ok
Lad: so if i renounce all religion what will happen
Mal: Then I will go ahead.
Lad: so how do u want mew to do it
Mal: Get a formal notarized document stating that you permanently renounce faith and belief in all religions and will never attend religious services or visit any house of religion, such as a church, mosque, or temple.
Lad: hello
Lad: can i do that at the hight coourt here
Mal: You're taking this very lightly.
Mal: For someone who was telling me how much I need Jesus, this sure sounds casual.
Lad: how can i do that
Lad: i just want just know what u are going to say
Lad: dont you know jesus i biger than every thing
Mal: You'll have to forget about him.
Lad: he is my savour
Lad: even if u dont help me i still belive in him.
Lad: jesus is ur creator
Mal: Only is you give up all religion will I help you.
Lad: u know i can not do that.the God i belive will make a way for me when there is no way.
Lad: since this is what you to help i can not do that
Lad: so we can be as friends
Lad: if you are the one God sent to help me it will come to pass
Mal: That's too bad.
Mal: So no to God - any and all gods - or we finish here.
Lad: if you say so let it be but i pray God should help u to change ur mind before you die
Lad: so that you will enter his kindom after dead
Mal: Goodbye then.
Lad: i know 1 day you will remmber what i told u
Mal: You'd better tell Dr Koffi that you screwed up.
Lad: mark this day you will live to remmber what i told u
Lad: u will look for me
Mal: Like hell I will.
Lad: not for help not for any thing but for the word of God
Lad: hell is not potion inn jesus name amen
Lad: pls say amen
Lad: i have never see any body like u in my life before
Lad: change change God is clling you
Mal: Well, you hang around with the sheeple.
Lad: any how u put it i dont mind since i belive in him i am ok
Lad: even if i dont eat no body to help but God is there for me
Mal: And look where you are now. Looks like belief in God did you now favors.
Lad: with time God will show that i am his true father
Lad: he is a true father
Mal: Some fathers can be very cruel.
Lad: u mean u jesus is cruel
Mal: So you say that Jesus and God are equals?
Lad: no matter what happenes to you u need to belive in him so that you will have enterna life
Lad: jesus is the son of God
Mal: Do you believe that Jesus and God are equals.
Mal: Yes or no?
Lad: before you can get to God you must see jesus to pass ur message to him
Mal: Sounds painful!
Lad: no is not painfu.
Lad: just becus of materal things i should forget my God
Mal: And I thought Jesus was something to adore, and now you say he's a door. Live and learn.
Lad: God will send a help to me and if you are the once you will help me
Mal: I'm not Neo.
Lad: and if u are not is ok by God
Lad: how old are u now
Mal: 43.
Lad: that you dont belive in God
Lad: u still have to time change ur mind or
Mal: What does my age have to do with it?
Lad: come to God
Lad: and every thing will be add onto ur life
Lad: sicknes nor more pains no more
Mal: Religious people get sick all the time.
Lad: joy will be ur potion peace blessings
Lad: at time u sound very funny
Mal: O RLY?
Lad: is normal thing human been can go sick
Mal: I know that, and religion does nothing to stop it.
Lad: so since ur birth u dont belongs to any reliogion
Mal: I was raised to be a Christian, but I grew up.
Lad: yes
Mal: I grew out of religion.
Lad: i pary God should arest u and God to show him self to you that he is your God and God should forgive u.i jeusu name amen
Lad: pls say amen
Mal: Arrest me?
Lad: i know God will bless u and u belive in him
Lad: yes
Lad: i amvery happy today
Mal: No I don't.
Lad: why
Lad: u need to be happy
Lad: pls
Mal: I'm happy without believing in Pie In The Sky.
Lad: no matter the condition we should give thanks to God since i am alive i have hope God will help me
Mal: You can give all the gorram thanks that you want.
Lad: since u are not God i am very happy becus you can not stop my blessing.
Lad: with God all things are possiable.
Lad: i pray every thing should be possiable in ur life
Mal: O RLY? Try stopping a bullet with prayers.
Mal: It doesn't work.
Lad: it works pls
Lad: try and go to church
Lad: listen to the word of God
Mal: No it doesn't. Only steel or kevlar can be relied on.
Lad: but i know u will come to God 1 day
Lad: i will meet dr.kofffi tommrow moorning that both of us has come to agreement. he should take off ur name from the file till i fine some body that has fear of God to help me
Lad: b ut i will always remmber u and pls do not forget u have a friend here
Mal: That's the other thing; fear of God. Do you like being afraid?
Lad: pls let me know d day u will change ur mind and belive God
Lad: so that i will give glory to God here
Lad: are u not afraid to die
Lad: if u are not then wlak into a moving car and see what will happen to u?
Lad: if u are not afraid
Lad: since u dont belive any reliogion then u have ur own power or are u the creator of ur life no.
Lad: think pls think pls.
Lad: pls 1 more thing i beg u in name of God pls keep my document very well becus is the hope of my life
Lad: do not show them document to any one
Mal: Why should that matter?
Lad: ok ty
Mal: And I am not some sort of dumbass suicide freak. Do you think I survived tours in both Gulf Wars just to throw my life away? I hope you're not that dumb!
Lad: that is what u want to be
Lad: i am ok now that i know where i am standing
Mal: What the Sam Frick are you talking about?
Lad: nothing.
Lad: what is time now
Mal: Doesn't matter.
Lad: i care pls is late
Lad: go to bed
Mal: Don't give me orders, boy.
Lad: no is not order pls
Lad: are u there

Weird!

Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2011 2:09 pm

...

Umm just err um yeah. I have nothing. Just yeah, wow.

Has this Lad grovelled enough?	View next topic View previous topic