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Bart Fargo
Corporate Baiter
Joined: 22 May 2010
Posts: 1605
Location: Free munchies for the cantaloupe masters
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Morgain Le Fay
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Oct 2010
Posts: 5800
Location: Taking my new .38 special to the range
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Thu Sep 08, 2011 12:56 am |
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^^^ That was funny. One more reason to not have a face book account where others can post stuff on your page. I deleted my account a couple years ago -- it was a freeing experience. |
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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
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Thu Sep 08, 2011 2:22 am |
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That was so funny I posted it on my wall! |
_________________ I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
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We are Karma's soldiers.
<a href="/forum/donate.php">Mugu Gold</a>
I must be cruel, only to be kind:
Thus bad begins and worse remains behind. -Hamlet, scene iv
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D11
Elite Baiter
Joined: 02 Jul 2006
Posts: 1702
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Thu Sep 08, 2011 4:12 pm |
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i remember the original social networks at baud rate 9600 on an old hayes modem |
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I make software that drives lads crazy. Thats my revenge on lads. (it all helps)
this transaction is 100 percent risk/hitch free - bobo
why no pay me - abum bello
because the cops will know it was you - me
ok this is good - abum bello |
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Morgain Le Fay
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Oct 2010
Posts: 5800
Location: Taking my new .38 special to the range
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Thu Sep 08, 2011 6:23 pm |
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I remember 300 baud and was ecstatic when we got 1200 -- Prodigy and a Tandy TL 1000 |
_________________ X42
Nash and 6 friends 488 Km within Ghana - bait with Agda (2012)
Safari Philip Ghana-Benin (bait w/Agda) 2013
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Click here to support 419Eater.com
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"Maybe you are insane as your so called sat..." Barrister Insane
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irishemigrant
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Posts: 4933
Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E
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Thu Sep 08, 2011 8:18 pm |
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Facebook doesn't like you posting the link. I've had it removed 6 times so far. |
_________________ SeniorNet NZ Local Branch ongoing workshops about internet scams
http://www.scamwarners.com/ For when you want to remember why we bait
Goodbye Mike (Paranoid) Friend, confidant, partner. Till we meet again.
Personal Message From The Axeman
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Thu Sep 08, 2011 10:32 pm |
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Timmy likes the Metric System.
I hate Timmy. |
_________________ "Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Fri Sep 09, 2011 2:53 am |
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That is hilarious!
I was a member of fb for 2 days and it would take me all night to tell you what a nightmare it was. It is a possibility that I could not see the forest for the trees. |
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Free Pastor Frank
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Fri Sep 09, 2011 4:00 am |
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One of my customers asked me today if I have a Facebook page. I replied that no, you'll never see me on Facebook or any other social networking site. I'm a Luddite. It's bad enough I have email. If it were up to me, I wouldn't have electric lighting in my house; I'd live exclusivly with gaslight and kerosene. And I'm serious........... Alas, my wife doesn't agree.
Still, what electric lights I do have are almost 100 year-old bulbs. Again, I'm serious. They are easy to find so why use modern ones? Bulbs from 1905-1910 are ever more pleasing. And they last almost forever. I have one that's been burning for 30 years, every night.
And yes, I do have gas and kerosene lighting in my living room.
Facebook. Bah. |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
x 16:
US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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TheFae
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Jun 2009
Posts: 14295
Location: Playing Space in the Street - DECENT!
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Fri Sep 09, 2011 4:16 am |
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^^I agree. I'm a confirmed Luddite. I sit in front of a computer for work and protest constantly to friends that they never write. Instead of a nice hand-written letter I get an IM, "I'm writing to you now!"
Meh. The art of hand-written correspondence will probably die with USPS. I am heartbroken.
As for Facebook, I reactivated my old account several days ago only to keep up with friends during the recent wildfires. Everyone but me has a 'smart phone' and an FB app. First email I received was from FaceBook, updating me on their privacy policies. As if they existed. UGH. |
_________________ x 4 x 5 x 6
x 3,000+
GO GOLD! **CLICKY**
"This is really bad"
"my account has been disable and can not sell anymore and this is all i live on" |
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Orange Rose3
Master Baiter
Joined: 26 Mar 2011
Posts: 128
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Fri Sep 09, 2011 4:54 am |
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this is funny- wonderfull.
Sorry, I might be the only one- but I like facebook.. and I use it business-wise...
Orange |
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"i need money so bad sugar, can you help me out my son must not die please help me"
"oooooh my life is down, you are heartless and wicked..i wish i never meet you" (Ex-fiancé)
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Fri Sep 09, 2011 4:55 am |
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@TheFae:
Smartphone? Never. When my wife and daughter switched to Verizon to get crazy expensive smartphones I started looking at pay-as-you go cellphones, since I average 10 minutes or less a month. They had various bothersome issues so I went to Verizon and asked what it would cost to get on the family plan with just a basic phone. $10 a month. Okay, that's good, but I don't see any basic phones. Oh, they're in back. He brought one out. Simple flip phone, no bells or whistles. How much? Free. They can't even give them away. It's perfect. It makes and receives calls. That's all I need. And not often.... |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
x 16:
US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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Dya Reyarunen-Downmeleg
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Joined: 10 Aug 2009
Posts: 4129
Location: At the toilet door yelling are you almost done in there? Oops, too late...
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Fri Sep 09, 2011 4:58 am |
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^^^
I have a similar phone, and no facebook... |
_________________ ^ You are my favorite Canadian on Earth. Pastor Frank
x163
so as to enable the conclusion of this transaction on your behalf since you are not dead because if you are dead you would not have write me because I know that never will a dead
write to living...
I could receive the document official which you want to forward me for adhesion with TW@T
I am captivated, impressed and hypnotised with your sincerity
This you’re TW@T has it existed some how somewhere before?
Your ASSCODE is: 999-035-2655
"I Am Not a Justin Beiber Fan" innocent.being
Steward, WTF?
SAY NO TO SCURVY |
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Morgain Le Fay
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Oct 2010
Posts: 5800
Location: Taking my new .38 special to the range
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Fri Sep 09, 2011 2:05 pm |
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The art of hand-written correspondence will probably die |
The State of Illinois has decided they are no longer going to teach cursive writing, just keyboarding, which begs the question of how those people then going to produce a signature on a paper document they have to sign. Make an "X"?
I agree on the cell phone discussion. Just give me a basic cell phone without any frills. Each month I check the minutes used on our family plan and the text message count and as it decreases I get with Verizon and decrease minutes/text message service. One person on our plan uses it as much as his heart beats!! (And they think women are on the phone all the time!!)
@Juan And I thought I got a basic phone from Verizon. Next time I will make them go to the back and look around. Two of us on our plan have the $10/mo plan. Mr. Talk-Alot has a $90+ plan!
Can you identify this?
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It's a hard disk drive back in 1956... With 5 MB of storage.
In September 1956 IBM launched the 305 RAMAC, the first 'SUPER' computer with a hard disk drive (HDD). The HDD weighed over a ton and stored a 'whopping' 5 MB of data.
Do you appreciate your 8 GB memory stick a little more now? |
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Safari Philip Ghana-Benin (bait w/Agda) 2013
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Fri Sep 09, 2011 3:20 pm |
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Can you identify this?
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I thought you were talking about the aircraft.
Dyslectic Luddites untie. |
_________________ "Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R |
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doc holliday
Squirrels Hate Me
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 2477
Location: Behind the Oriental,taking potshots at hitlads.
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Fri Sep 09, 2011 3:30 pm |
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I'm with the rest of you on cell phones.I own one.Have no clue what the number is,so I finally made a label and put it on the case.I doubt I make 5 calls on it all year.A friend had to show me how to respond to her text messages.Some of the guys here at work live on their phone,and cannot understand how I can use one so seldom. |
_________________ Fuck off, and wait for your death, you fucking dog's eater, I will see this to the end, already, you are a fucking negativity to this world, go to hell after two puuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Jack N0delay,hitlad
You have given me enough stress through the shit you sent to me
Jack the hitlad
What you sent to me is not real, don't you fucking understand simple english, that is not real slip from money gram, I have been using money gram before now, FUCK YOU. IDIOT. PLAY YOUR GAME WELL. MASTER OF ALL PLAYERS
Jack,the hitlad who keeps giving me fresh sig lines
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Morgain Le Fay
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Oct 2010
Posts: 5800
Location: Taking my new .38 special to the range
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Fri Sep 09, 2011 3:38 pm |
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The most outrageous use of cell phone for yakking and texting is those people using them whilst driving. I have been nearly hit many times by someone with their head down texting.
If they are texting or yakking on an interstate/freeway they drive slow and create havoc by slow driving and not paying attention to the road.
If I see a driver with their head down or leaning to one side, I would bet $100 they are texting or yakking -- or peering into their rear view mirror and applying makeup -- and no, the men are not scot free either for I have seen men shaving or brushing their teeth -- a one even trying to read a newspaper. |
_________________ X42
Nash and 6 friends 488 Km within Ghana - bait with Agda (2012)
Safari Philip Ghana-Benin (bait w/Agda) 2013
x5
.edu's 260 reported
Click here to support 419Eater.com
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"You people are all Junks" - Miss E. Kabx
"Maybe you are insane as your so called sat..." Barrister Insane
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Fri Sep 09, 2011 8:05 pm |
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I may have mentioned this before, but a couple of years ago I was rear-ended while at a dead-stop at a crosswalk, by an aptly-named Dodge Ram pickup going 35. The driver never even touched her brakes, she plowed right through me. My car was totaled, I came close to being totaled myself. Official cause as listed on the police report, pinning 100% of the fault on her: "driver inattention, cell phone use." For me, when I see people violating state laws against cell phone use in cars, I take it deeply personally.
My phone is incapable of sending or receiving texts. I had that feature blocked since the only texts I was receiving were spam, and I was being billed for them at 15 cents each. |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
x 16:
US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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Dya Reyarunen-Downmeleg
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 10 Aug 2009
Posts: 4129
Location: At the toilet door yelling are you almost done in there? Oops, too late...
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Fri Sep 09, 2011 11:06 pm |
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My phone is incapable of sending or receiving texts. |
Me too! I don't get that concept at all... |
_________________ ^ You are my favorite Canadian on Earth. Pastor Frank
x163
so as to enable the conclusion of this transaction on your behalf since you are not dead because if you are dead you would not have write me because I know that never will a dead
write to living...
I could receive the document official which you want to forward me for adhesion with TW@T
I am captivated, impressed and hypnotised with your sincerity
This you’re TW@T has it existed some how somewhere before?
Your ASSCODE is: 999-035-2655
"I Am Not a Justin Beiber Fan" innocent.being
Steward, WTF?
SAY NO TO SCURVY |
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Bart Fargo
Corporate Baiter
Joined: 22 May 2010
Posts: 1605
Location: Free munchies for the cantaloupe masters
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Sat Sep 10, 2011 12:14 am |
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I text very little, and my texts usually come from Bella Goth reminding me to get butter or soda from the store.
I only have a cell phone because we don't have a regular phone line at home. Also I'm part of my sister-in-law's family plan or something like that. She takes care of our charges cause the charges we rack up are very little.
I just replaced my phone recently because of unfixable damage to my old phone, I replaced it with an older version of the same phone I had, bought on Ebay for $22.00 |
_________________ What the hell happened to all my little icons I earned and my quotes???
<===the hardest icon to earn |
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ParaNoid
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Sat Sep 10, 2011 2:26 am |
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My first cell phone was one of those "bag" phones. It transmitted 5 watts of power and could punch out of most valleys. Nowadays cell phones transmit less than one watt. It really ate the battery though whilst transmitting and could be used as a defensive weapon, or a boat anchor.
I too prefer the simple phones. I don't want email chasing me around all of the time. I do text some, but it is usually an emoticon or a grunt. I can't understand the kids who are texting all of the time. For me it is rude and asocial.
We chose not to get land lines when we moved. Why have duplicates when I cringe every time one of the things rings?
I got a phone with large buttons instead of one of these mini phones. |
_________________ Gold Coins here
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"If I get mad at you, please just understand me. I am just being ParaNoid because I love you so much." - unknown
Visit www.scamwarners.com |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Sat Sep 10, 2011 3:31 am |
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Facebook is insane. People are posting their whole lives on there - noting each and every one of their moves as if everyone else cares what they had for lunch or that they're in line at the store. FourSquare (or whatever it's called) is frightening. I also have a problem with seeing that 137 people like someone's post about a death/sad story. It just seems very wrong.
That said: My daughter loves playing Pet Society on one of my fake Facebook accounts and I used to have a mild addiction to Mafia Wars. I've never used Facebook for much other than playing the games with my fake accounts. |
_________________ 348 Fake Sites killed
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bravo95
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2010
Posts: 1990
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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Sat Sep 10, 2011 3:44 am |
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You guys are crazy! Technology is our freind and my best freind is my iPhone.
I do hate FB though. I mean really do I give a flying flip some girl I went to high school with and havent seen in 15 years just ate sushi?? |
_________________ Trophies!
Off to see the wizard!
Shortstuff
Brother Mike co-bait with NWM : Agbor, Nigeria to Douala
Brother Mike again with the help of Juan and Allst@R : Agbor to Abuja
Pastor Clet Star Wars Safari Accra-Bauchi Co-Bait with NWM and the Rebels
Justice my He@vy Elecric1ty lad Accra to Tamale with the help of Alls@r and Juan
Operation "Lagos spy"
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Juan Freizwidatt
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Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Sat Sep 10, 2011 4:27 am |
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I once went to dinner with some old friends, to meet up with a mutual friend with whom we'd been out of touch. She came with a friend she worked with. The conversation was enjoyable, until the food came out. Then both our out-of-touch friend, and her close friend, started taking pictures of each plate as they were put on the table, and immediately uploading them with comments, to Facebook in real time. I mean, seriously??? Who in hell cares? I was there and I didn't care. Why would any of their FB friends be interested in a breathless, real-time account of their meal in a perfectly ordinary, no-big-deal restaurant??
So, I had a tuna sandwich for lunch today. Anyone want pictures and a detailed update? Self-indulgence has reached wild new heights.............. |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
x 16:
US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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Merry Widow
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 05 Mar 2009
Posts: 582
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Sat Sep 10, 2011 5:33 am |
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@Juan
Where do you purchase old light bulbs? Seriously, I would love to buy some.
I have a gas fireplace in the living room, oil lamps and candles in every room of the house (including the bathroom), coffee percolator and gas stove The neighbors and co-workers made fun of me, until the power outage last winter and what happened? Every one of the neighbors ended up at my house keeping warm with my gas fireplace, eating dinner cooked on my gas stove and chatting with each over by lamp light. They all went home with fully bellies, candles and entertained.
Suddenly I wasn't the weird person with all this old fashioned stuff in my house, I was the smart person who could survive a sub zero day with food, entertainment and heat. Now they ask me where they can buy oil lamps, good candles and card games.
My vacation home has a 1970's wood stove heat as its only heat source (no furnace), its own well and pump and will soon have a hand pump for the well so won't need electric to bring up the water. The house also has a wash tub, wash board, drying rack, candles, cast iron pots/pans, percolators, oil lamps, board games, cards and books. Perfect for that "off the grid" get-a-way. |
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