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Cougar
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Tue Aug 30, 2011 4:10 pm |
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Currently we have internment (at land or sea) or cremation. It appears we may also soon be able to choose liquidation or 'Promession' (which I choose to term the 'flash n smash').
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-14114555
Love the bit which says the effluent will be released into the public water system.. |
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Bart Fargo
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Joined: 22 May 2010
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Location: Free munchies for the cantaloupe masters
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Tue Aug 30, 2011 4:16 pm |
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Oh my!! I can see it now. "Where's grandma?"
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Tue Aug 30, 2011 4:20 pm |
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Stock up on the piss water now before they release that mess into the supply! @Futon, where are the restraint devices? |
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DoraTheExplorer
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Tue Aug 30, 2011 5:26 pm |
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I am truly trying to be open minded about this all. And I have a very strong stomach and love to talk about the most morbid of things. But this:
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Body tissue is dissolved and the liquid poured into the municipal water system. Mr Sullivan, a biochemist by training, says tests have proven the effluent is sterile and contains no DNA, and poses no environmental risk. |
I know it shouldn't bother me. I mean, shit and other gross bodily fluids (and who the hell knows what else) are poured down toilets, tubs, showers, and sinks and then into the sewage and is treated before going into the water system. So this should be no different. But for some reason it just does. |
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Roycropper
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Tue Aug 30, 2011 5:43 pm |
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Acid bath murderers have been doing this for ages. John George Haigh
Perhaps you could take home a bottle of gloop to remember your loved one.
Or you could just hide Gandma in the cloudy municipal pool:
Body in pool went undetected for days |
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piecrust
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Location: Having chow with an old friend.
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Tue Aug 30, 2011 5:53 pm |
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^^ Exactley, I see this as a business opportunity for places like D1bley Man0r to take advantage of. Just think, an old fokls home that saves on funeral expenses too.
Marvelous opportunity for baiters who's charactar can reveal their fears - "Old Albert's been gone for three weeks now, they sais he wondered off again but I know what happened to him. I don't want to go ther same way, and that carer was looking at me funny again.... GET ME OUTTA HERE!" |
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Cougar
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Tue Aug 30, 2011 6:09 pm |
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@ Dora - those were my thoughts exactly. Logically it should be fine. In practice though? Ew!
I'm also suspicious of these 'tests'. Who carried them out? What was the remit? How did they achieve measurable results? Was it private research or a government agency? Were any backhanders involved to achieve favourable results? (Not accusing, just voicing my cynicism - it is after all a profit-led business, seems to be par for the course.)
As for the 'freeze-dried' process - I just can't help thinking of that scene in Terminator 2 where the baddie gets frozen and shattered. |
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Wed Aug 31, 2011 2:36 am |
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bohigal
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Wed Aug 31, 2011 2:49 am |
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On a related note: when they cremate someone, do they capture the smoke, or does it go out the chimney so am I inhaling bits of peoples' grandmas every time I breathe? |
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Badgerbait
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Wed Aug 31, 2011 2:59 am |
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Wed Aug 31, 2011 3:06 am |
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They have huge muffler type mechanism on crematoriums.
Sources: http://www.matthewscremation.com/equipment/human-cremation-equipment.aspx Watch the After Burner part!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cremation
I don't have a problem with the water issue. The human body is 75% water anyway and it has to go some place...
Waste water treatment plant water is not put directly into the public water system. It is released into the air through evaporation or into the ground for percolation through the rocks.
I won't tell you what my uncle said he saw floating in the municipal water supply tanks...
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Wed Aug 31, 2011 4:54 am |
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I prefer distilled water. |
So do I, but only after it has been flavoured with smoked malted barley, then steeped in spring water with yeast. Then you can distill it.
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sunshine
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Wed Aug 31, 2011 6:25 am |
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Or we could just, you know, bury bodies like we used to. Plant a tree on top and it's probably carbon neutral. |
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Roycropper
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Wed Aug 31, 2011 8:43 am |
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bohigal wrote: |
when they cremate someone, do they capture the smoke, or does it go out the chimney so am I inhaling bits of peoples' grandmas every time I breathe? |
You are actually inhaling the mercury from their fillings - the number one source of mercury pollution is cremations! |
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You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
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SlapHappy
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Wed Aug 31, 2011 5:13 pm |
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^^ I never saw that one, GH. |
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Wed Aug 31, 2011 6:04 pm |
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Recycle them linky |
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Wed Aug 31, 2011 6:24 pm |
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There was a report on BBC Radio a few weeks ago about the heat generated from a Council run Crematorium in a Midlands town being piped into the public swimming baths next door to help keep the water heated.
For some a moral dilemma, to me common sense if you heard the discussion. |
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jose_cuervo
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Wed Aug 31, 2011 7:34 pm |
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Cougar wrote: |
An age old question - what do you do with the body? |
Hide it and hope nobody finds it. If they do, you should lawyer up and don't answer any questions because...
Oh, now I see the link.
I don't really care what is done with my body when I'm gone. It's not like I'm going to need it for anything.
They're really over-thinking all this body disposal stuff though. Dig a hole, drop em in (sans-coffin/embalming) and let nature do what it has done for hundreds of thousands of years - before we got here and decided we could improve on the process. |
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Stargate
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Wed Aug 31, 2011 7:52 pm |
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I want a viking burial. Put me on a wooden raft, soak me in gasoline, strike a match and kick me to the curb. Since that won't happen, just cremate me, and after that I really don't care. My family could flush me down the toilet for all I care. As for a "romantic" farewell, I can't go into that, because it would violate the TOS with politics and religion.
Once I'm dead, it really won't matter.
If the body disposal in this thread is consistent with a sewage treatment plant, I don't have a problem drinking the water. I worked at a plant many moons ago, and the process is pretty cool. Mother nature is ultimately the best filter. Remember, when you have that drink of water, it has been through the bodies of many, many people before. |
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Morgain Le Fay
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Wed Aug 31, 2011 8:09 pm |
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@piecrust Thank for the Dibley mention, but it is in my sig line so no need to obscure it. It is available for any baiter to use as is the other website in my sig line.
As to me and my remains, I am going for http://www.eternalreefs.com/
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Edited:To fix websites in sig line so are not googleable. |
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lakeside77
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Wed Aug 31, 2011 9:09 pm |
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Or you can wear granny on your finger or around your neck.
And for the yecchh! factor, let's not forget Keith Richards' solution. |
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Roycropper
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Wed Aug 31, 2011 10:58 pm |
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Morgain Le Fay wrote: |
Eternal Reefs is a Green thing and gives new meaning to sleeping with da fishes. |
What, like Troy McLure?
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_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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Nailgunner
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Thu Sep 01, 2011 12:13 am |
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Alkali pressure cooker, sweet. Could double up as rapid lutefisk processor.
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