Brain cancer?!

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Wannabe Baiter Joined: 29 Aug 2011 Posts: 83

FROM BARRISTER DESSY YOVO
ATTORNEY & COUNSELORS (ESQ.)
02 BP 7016, COTONOU REPUBLIC OF BENIN.
Fax-33752928
Direct Phone +229.96960581

ATT:SIR/MADAM

I am Dessy Yovo, personal Attorney to Late Mr. Hendrik (my client) from
your country who was a Gold merchant here in Republic of Benin.On the 24th
of July 2006, My client lost his life as a result of Brain cancer, as
confirmed by a medical specialist who was taking care of his illness for
over six months before his death.I have contacted you so that you can help
to repatriate the funds left behind by my client before they get
confiscated or declared not-serviceable by the bank.
My client had an account valued at US$ 6,000,000.00 (SIX Million U.S
)Dollars Only).Now I seek your consent to present you to the bank so that
the proceeds of my client can be paid to your account.Reply after reading
this message so that l will tell you how we can proceed on the claim, and
Let me have the following information for more details;
Your Age
Full Name and address
Office and Home telephone numbers :
Occupation and position:
Kindly call me upon receipt of my mail for a brief discussion and
further directive.
My Regards,
Barrister Dessy Yovo
Confused

I've got to ask him more about this horrible death by brain cancer. Maybe I could see a photograph of his brain in a jar?

Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 3:14 am

Have fun with your Lad, but yes, brain cancer is an actual disease (usually when other cancers metastasise).

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 29 Aug 2011 Posts: 83

You'd think he'd come with something a bit more conventional though...

Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 3:36 am

Wait until you get a lad that has Brian Cancer. It happens. Laughing

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jun 2011 Posts: 1066

Yeah, brain cancer, while rare, is very real. I have a friend who survived it in his youth. It's pretty nasty stuff. Still, have fun making this lad miserable.

Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 7:28 am

Lads will sometimes just pick a disease at random for their dying widow scams. I did have dying widow with prostate cancer one time.

(and I was wondering when we were going to see our first MLP avatar on 419Eater)

Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 9:35 am

I had a dying widow whose illness kept changing. First it was a brain tumor, then intestinal cancer - now I've noticed he just seems to refer to it as "cancer illness".

Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 10:36 am

I still recall fondly the letter that told me (emphasis added):

Quote:

Mr. Taylor died without any next of kin.... His wife had died of prostrate cancer about five years ago and they had no children.

I'm not surprised!

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 29 Aug 2011 Posts: 83

Thank you for your mail.

All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us see this transaction through.
My full name is Dessy Elvis Yovo
my law firm is Attorney & Counselors.
02 BP 7016, COTONOU, BENIN REPUBLIC.

I have my client's death Certificate because that is one of the things that gives me the legal right to appoint and nominate a beneficiary as the case may be - and it will be forwarded to you as soon as I am acquainted with you
In anticipation of a better relationship in future I will like to give you details for a better understanding and to reaffirm that this transaction is as free as breathing if carried out with your open and genuine cooperation. There is a reward for this project and it is success for us.
The fund in question is now dormant and the only option left is for Bank management to revert the funds to trading on behalf of and in the interest of the Bank. In Benin, and almost all other parts of African continent, when Banks acquire funds such as this kind, they are required by law to donate 35% of the funds on acquisition to the "Trust Fund" For Arms and Ammunition. Arms and ammunition purchased with funds from the "Trust Fund" are used to further enhance the course of war in Africa and invariably turbulence of some sort in the world in general. It is therefore in order to avert and discourage this negative trend that I decided to seek your assistance to have you stand as a distant relative so we can successfully and legitimately achieve a more honorable aim.

There is nothing much left to do. The deposit will be released to you within 10 days. I will simply inform the bank of the final closing of the file relating to the deceased. I have done other arrangement within the bank. I have also told them I will contact my client's next of kin for claim. All they are waiting for is presentation of the next of kin of my client. The next thing we have to do is that I will email you a letter of claim which you will send to the bank as the beneficiary and next of kin of the funds.
In the application i will include all the account information of the deceased such that when the application is received they will transfer the funds on your instruction because every information needed for evidence will be included in the application.In this way they will rely on this information provided and my separate letter introducing you to the bank.

Please let me have the following;
Your Age
Full Name and address.
I will need to know the nearest airport to you because I will come over immediately the transfer is done for a celebration and enhancement of a better relationship in future.
I will forward the claim application to you today once I get your response to this email or telephone call from you as i want this transfer done as soon as possible.
My private and direct telephone number is + 229-96960581.

Awaiting your positive response.

Warmest regards,
Barrister,D. Yovo

A bit boring... Oh well I'll remind him read my last e-mail now. I want more information on the cause of death.

Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 12:14 pm

Wise move, asking for more info... brain cancer (without any other carcinomas) can be caused by metadioxins, which are known to be used by former SovBloc assassins or Corporate hitmen. You don't want to get into their sights, do you?

Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 1:21 pm

If you are going to be standing in as the next of kin, you need to find out if this particular type of brain cancer is hereditary.

Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 3:16 pm

I wouldn't take prostrate cancer lying down. Very Happy

You could suggest that someone has a nonexistent disease. I did in one of my baits.

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 29 Aug 2011 Posts: 83

I've asked if it's anything like ass cancer (the condition in which one's <a href="http://www.imsdb.com/transcripts/South-Park-Chicken-pox.html">ass collapses</a>.)

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

One of my favorite dying widows was sadly afflicted in many ways, apparently also with a botched cut/paste job. Rolling Eyes

Quote:

Recently my doctor told me that i have cardiac problem which affected my heart (who would guess?) .And the most is my stroke.And it is quite obvious that i won't live more than eight months according to my doctor.This is because the cancer stage has gotten to a very bad stage

Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 4:44 pm

I haven't seen it lately, but "cancer of the lever and stroke" was a common lad ailment.

Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 7:39 pm

Ha, we've had a plethora of lad ailments, from dodgy tummies to full on heart failure. In fact reading this I'm feeling a bit squeamish myself.

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

What amazes me is that even though their "cancer problem" leaves them with only days or weeks to live, what "borders" them most is the "stroke problem".

yastreb, I have one of those he/she dying widows as well, or maybe she means the cancer has left her unable to rise to a standing position?

Quote:

Mrs Angela Bishop Phillipe
I may not be opportune to live longer than one month, due to Postrate Cancer

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jun 2011 Posts: 1066

I just got a letter today from a lad whose esophagal cancer has defiled all medicine. It's no wonder he isn't getting any better. What did the medicine ever do to him?

Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2011 11:41 am

The "defiled all medical treatment" glitch is a very old one indeed.

Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2011 12:55 am

^ yet surprisingly common even now Smile

Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2011 3:20 pm

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What amazes me is that even though their "cancer problem" leaves them with only days or weeks to live

I have a bait going with an American woman in the UAE who has a UAE doctor. This bait has been ongoing since the first of June, which, at that time, she had three weeks to live. It is now Sept 1 and she hasn't kicked the bucket yet despite her doctor telling me any moment now she will die. The doctor and I have spent some of the delaying time by me demanding since she was "American" in a Muslim dominated location if her spiritual life had been attended to and did the good doctor have an Anglican priest on standby for the last rites. (No this is not my prayer boi lad -- which I need to go write some more prayers for him!)

Frankly, if I could get a sandtimer out of this, then I could claim she was a cancer survivor! Wink

One recent catcher account letter denoted the patient had "cancor." I was debating if it were "cancer" or a cankor (sore)"